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Ham Cordon Bleu - Epic Meal Time

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    Ho! Ho! Wonderful play!
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    Oh, sorry. Didn't see you there.
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    We were just filming Epic Gaming Time,
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    a competitive gaming show
    that you can check out
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    by clicking the link somewhere.
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    Anyways, don't you wish you could
    press the reset button in real life
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    like you do in video games?
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    'Sup, dudes?
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    Your face looks like a [bleep]ing
    Brillo pad had an orgy on it.
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    That's really mean.
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    Never seen a Struggle Bubble
    have a [bleep]ing orgy.
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    (beep)
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    (general chatter)
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    Nah, it's OK. I got a bar.
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    What the [bleep]?
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    Hollow out that ham
    and you know what?
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    Back in my day there used
    to always be a little prize
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    at the bottom of your hollowed out ham.
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    But these days you gotta
    send in a proof of purchase?
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    [bleep] the mail!
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    Now take that chicken
    and roll it up like you're
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    EpicMook in 10th grade
    with your dad's secret stash.
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    Now take your ham and cheese
    and mix it in with your bread crumbs.
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    You know what? If Hansel and Gretel
    mixed ham and cheese
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    in with their bread crumbs, they wouldn't
    have even fit in that witch's oven.
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    Plan ahead, you dumb kids!
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    Now take the top of that ham and close
    it off like you're the Undertaker
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    and you just beat the ham in a Casket match.
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    Wrap this up like it's a bacon mummy,
    which I guess would make me
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    the Brendan Fraser of bacon.
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    Man, this is insane.
    That's a lot of meat.
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    Yeah, you need to eat a lot--
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    What now? What now?!
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    There we go with Bacon Chicken Cordon Bleu.
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    People ask, "Cordon Bleu?
    Why isn't it blue?"
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    And then they laugh like
    they think they're funny!
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    Well, it's not [bleep]ing funny.
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    There's three blue things in this world:
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    The sky, Jay Leno's denim,
    and the ending of My Girl.
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    Rest in peace, Thomas J. One love.
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    Now let's get down
    on this good [bleep].
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    Hey, wait a minute!
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    -Next time we eat multiple bee stings.
    -Not the bees!
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Title:
Ham Cordon Bleu - Epic Meal Time
Description:

Epic Meal Time DOUBLE FEATURE this week! Check out this Ham Cordon Bleu. Know what that is? No you don't... we made it up.

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:08

English subtitles

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