YOU SHOULD BREAK UP
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0:00 - 0:01[INTRO: JBU Presents]
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0:01 - 0:03[INTRO: YOU SHOULD BREAK UP]
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0:04 - 0:06God... It's beautiful.
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0:07 - 0:08Thank you! Can I have it back?
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0:08 - 0:10You've been wearing it for twenty minutes.
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0:10 - 0:11I'm almost done.
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0:11 - 0:12You guys set a date yet?
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0:12 - 0:13Next spring.
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0:13 - 0:15We're still finalising the venue.
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0:15 - 0:16Bummer.
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0:16 - 0:18I thought I'd get to sleep with you at some point
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0:18 - 0:19What?
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0:19 - 0:20You heard me.
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0:20 - 0:21How did he propose?
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0:21 - 0:22At a basketball game.
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0:22 - 0:23Ew, why?
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0:23 - 0:25I don't know...
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0:25 - 0:27I... guess he likes basketball and I
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0:27 - 0:28was so surprised that I didn't even care
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0:28 - 0:30that people were spilling beer on my legs.
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0:30 - 0:31It must have been so shocking.
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0:31 - 0:33How long have you guys even been going out?
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0:34 - 0:35Almost a year!
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0:35 - 0:36... In three months.
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0:36 - 0:37WHAT?
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0:37 - 0:38And you're already engaged?
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0:38 - 0:39[whisper] Is he blackmailing you?
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0:40 - 0:40[She laughs]
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0:40 - 0:42No, we're just... in love.
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0:43 - 0:44How did you know he was the one?
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0:44 - 0:45When did you first say I love you?
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0:46 - 0:47Aaaah, I don't know
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0:47 - 0:48I guess, a couple weeks in?
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0:48 - 0:49A COUPLE WEEKS?
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0:49 - 0:50Were you already pregnant?
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0:50 - 0:51Or high?
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0:51 - 0:53Well, we were high...
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0:53 - 0:55but I don't think that made it any less true.
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0:55 - 0:56We just get each other.
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0:56 - 0:57What does he do again?
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0:57 - 0:58I've barely met him.
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0:58 - 1:00He's in advertising.
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1:00 - 1:01Oh cool. Is he a copywriter?
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1:01 - 1:03Or an art director..?
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1:03 - 1:06I don't know... I've never seen 'Mad Men'
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1:06 - 1:08You guys don't talk about work?
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1:08 - 1:10Not really... We're more of
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1:10 - 1:11an active couple.
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1:12 - 1:14We've been to the beach, like, every weekend.
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1:14 - 1:15He wants to move to Venice.
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1:16 - 1:17But you work in Pasadena,
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1:17 - 1:19that is like an hour and a half in traffic.
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1:19 - 1:21Oh... well... I don't think...
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1:21 - 1:22we'll actually move.
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1:22 - 1:23Although he has been sending me
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1:23 - 1:25links to apartments.
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1:25 - 1:27Wait, you can get an apartment online?
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1:27 - 1:28I thought you just had to drive around
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1:28 - 1:30in circles 'til you saw a 'for rent' sign.
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1:30 - 1:31Ugh, ignore her,
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1:31 - 1:32she's trying to annoy me.
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1:33 - 1:34Don't you think you should figure out the
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1:34 - 1:35living situation before you get married?
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1:36 - 1:38Erm... It's... fine...
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1:38 - 1:41We've discussed all the big stuff.
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1:41 - 1:42Oh, great,
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1:42 - 1:43like political affiliations,
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1:44 - 1:45how many kids you're gonna have,
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1:45 - 1:46if you are going to give these kids
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1:46 - 1:48a religious upbringing, if so,
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1:48 - 1:49what kind of religious upbringing?
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1:50 - 1:52Erm... Well, we... haven't really...
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1:52 - 1:54talked about kids...
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1:54 - 1:56but I'm sure he wants a big family,
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1:56 - 1:57just like me.
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1:57 - 1:58Ew, I don't get you.
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1:59 - 2:00Why would you assume that?
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2:00 - 2:01Is he from a big family?
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2:01 - 2:04Yes... No... Sort of...
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2:05 - 2:06You've never met his family.
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2:06 - 2:07I feel like I'm on trial here.
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2:08 - 2:09She asks the tough questions.
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2:09 - 2:10I just think you should know everything
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2:10 - 2:12about a person before you marry them.
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2:12 - 2:13Well, I thought I knew everything
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2:13 - 2:16about him but, now I'm realising
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2:16 - 2:17I know nothing about him.
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2:17 - 2:18That can't be true.
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2:18 - 2:19What's he like when you guys fight?
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2:19 - 2:20That's very revealing of someone's
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2:20 - 2:21true nature.
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2:22 - 2:23We've never fought.
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2:24 - 2:25Oh god.
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2:26 - 2:28I'M ENGAGED TO A COMPLETE STRANGER.
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2:28 - 2:29[Heavy Breathing] Okay, Okay
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2:29 - 2:31You HAVE to STOP doing this to people!
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2:31 - 2:32I'm sorry! I thought she would know
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2:32 - 2:34basic information about her fiance.
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2:35 - 2:37Like his job and plans for the future.
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2:37 - 2:39Tell me you've at least discussed finances.
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2:40 - 2:41I've gotta go!
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2:42 - 2:43Where?
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2:43 - 2:45To break up with the random person
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2:45 - 2:47I've been sleeping with for nine months!
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2:47 - 2:48[DOOR SLAMS]
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2:48 - 2:49You're gonna have to give the ring back.
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2:49 - 2:50Why?
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2:50 - 2:51They're breaking up.
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2:51 - 2:54[Outro music plays]
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2:54 - 2:56Hey! Going out.
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2:56 - 2:57Where? Can I come?
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2:57 - 2:59No. It's a couples dinner party.
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2:59 - 3:00It'd be a slaughter.
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3:00 - 3:00Fine.
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3:00 - 3:04[Outro music restarts]
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3:04 - 3:05I don't need to go anywhere
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3:05 - 3:07when I have you...
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3:07 - 3:08[Gollum Voice] My Precious!
- Title:
- YOU SHOULD BREAK UP
- Description:
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Allison finally gets a ring.
Written by Allison Raskin
Directed and edited by Grayson Popst
Shot by Doug Frerichs
Sound by Patrick Williams
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- English
- Duration:
- 03:09
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