Green Eggs And Ham & Gameplay

Green Eggs and Ham

by Dr.Seuss

hi! I am Sam!

Sam-I-Am!

Welcome to "Green Eggs and Ham"!

if you want to hear the story you see

click right here, on 'read to me'

you want to do much more, you say?

then click right here, on 'let me play

(Music)

OK!

I Am Sam

Sam-I-Am

'He is Sam'

(whistling)

HUH?

(whistling)

Huh?

(whistling)

eeh!

(loud trumpet)

(Muzak)

(disgust) ooh!

huh!

oh

Ehh!

Huh!

(Egyptian music)

oh...

(realisation) ooh!

(grunts)

(whistles)

'I am Sam'

'I am NOT

huh!

oh! (Barking)

Hmm...

(boinging)

That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am!

I do not like that Sam-I-am!

do you like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am

I do not like green eggs and ham.

(cowboy music)

would you eat them...

baked or roasted?

over-easy?

poached?

or toasted?

eww...

(spanish music)

would you eat them creamed or scrambled?

shrewd or devilled?

whipped or frambled?

(crying)

would you like them sweet, or salted?

with some milk, or with a maltes?

do you like green eggs and ham?

eeh...

HMM?!

Hmph!

(covering nose)

I do not like green eggs and ham!

oh!

(clears throat)

would you like them here

or there?

i would not like them here or there

i would not like them anywhere

I do not like green eggs and ham

i do not like them, Sam-I-am

ugh!

(ancordian)

well, i'd eat green eggs and ham!

nah, you'd eat anything

(arguing) would not

would too

would not

would too!

WOULD NOT!

(whispers) would too

i do not like your food today.

so, take your eggs and GO AWAY

(dissappointment) hmm...

would you eat them

on my hat?

i would not, could not, that is that.

(CRASH)

would you like them now

or later?

SAM, I am a green eggs HATER!

would you like them in a house?

would you like them with a mouse?

i do not like them in a house

i do not like them with a mouse

i do not like them here

or THERE

i do not like them ANYWHERE!

i like my ham

(cough)

smoked...

(xylophone music)

(bush moose)

huh?!

hmm...

if you want to play a game

just click here again.

ok!

if ham and eggs are not for you...

i'll try to give you something new!

just find 2 things that are the same

and Sam-I-am will say their name!

there are lots of colourful foods hidden

here in the kitchen, two of each kind!

can you match them all?

I will not eat them, Sam-I-am...

bright red pickles from a jar!

look at what a treat they are!

that's a treat that I would dread

I won't eat pickles if they're red.

hot dogs, striped in red and blue!

i have made them just for you!

all that I can say is; Yipes!

hot dogs shouldn't come in stripes!

have some turquoise pizza pie!

it is something you should try!

turquoise pizza? what a trick

that is sure to make me sick!

some black carrots might be nice!

with a bowl of nice, black rice!

no black carrots or black rice

i do not want to tell you twice

rainbow-coloured bagels! yum!

would you let me serve you some?

not with cream, cheese or alone

i'd rather eat a dry dogbone

golden lobsters on a plate!

this is something you can't hate!

"lobsters come in red" i am told

i wont eat lobsters if they're gold

pink fried chicken with pink peas!

want a platefull? just say please!

no pink chicken, no pink peas

pink food always make me sneeze

marshmallows, in polkadots!

have a couple, I have lots!

i dont care if you have many!

i dont want to dine on any!

peanut butter's great in blue!

i've spread it on blue bread for you!

i do not want blue bread today

take that stuff and go away!

orange cherry pie is nice!

like to try it? have a slice!

that's not something i would try

i won't eat orange cherry pie

how about, green eggs and ham?

i will not eat them, Sam-I-am

brown strawberries in a dish!

they're as sweet as you could wish!

i will not eat my berries brown

so, take those berries back to town!

sound the trumpet! toot the horn!

the greatest matcher ever born

just matched the food found on each plate!

(trumpet fanfare)

and that is why we think you're great!

if you want to play again,
click over there!

on easy, medium or hard!

have some hamburgers in white!

they're easier to see at night!

not at night or in the day
take those hamburgers away!

sundaes, made with grey ice cream!

and grey bananas are a dream!

Grey bananas: I declare!
on grey ICE CREAM?: i wouldn't dare

purple pancakes taste so great!

let me pile them on your plate!

put those pancakes in a stack,
turn around and take them back

have some yellow lamb chops now!

served with yellow mint sauce, wow!

yellow lamb chops? i'll say: no
take those yellow chops and go

i do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like them Sam-I-am!

would you eat them in a box?

would you eat them with a fox?

not in a box

not with a fox

not in a house

not with a mouse

i would not eat them here or there

i would not eat them anywhere!

I would not eat them in a stew

a casserole or barbeque

not with a fox or kangaroo!

so, Sam-I-am, i hope you're through!

(cawing)

(loud cawing)

(crescendo) in a bo...

with a fo...

in a hou...

with a mou...se

(all together) green eggs and ham!