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Key & Peele - The Telemarketer - Uncensored

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    hello this is Gavin.
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    hi Gavin my name is Colin Valenti
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    I'm calling from Master Travel Incorporated
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    to tell you about an exciting limited time
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    offer of a Las Vegas getaway
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    Can I have a few moments of your time
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    to tell you about this new package
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    you know what I would love to but I just
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    don't have the time
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    hello...hello ?
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    This is Colin Valenti, Master Travel Incorporated
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    How may I be of service?
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    hi Colin Valenti my name is Gavin
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    I think we just talked. Did we get disconnected?
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    yeah no I mean yeah I hung up on you
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    well uh why would you do that I mean are
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    you even are you even allowed to do that?
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    Well were you going to buy the Las Vegas package?
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    well I mean probably not but,
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    that's not the point the point this is
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    This is Collin...
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    yeah Valenti listen um I don't
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    know what crawled up your ass
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    and set up shop there,
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    What the fuck do you want?
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    What is your deal huh?
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    um you don't want the Vegas package
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    so I don't want to talk
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    Do us a favor, wasting our time.
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    Stop! don't you dare hang up that
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    fucking phone okay.
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    why shouldn't I?
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    what if I wanted the Vegas package?
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    you you know what?
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    I want the Vegas package.
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    Sure you do.
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    What! You mother fucker!
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    OMG!! you son of bitch
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    come on man let it go
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    Fuck you man. Fuck you.
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    I want 5 fucking packages right now
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    you know what you know what my wallet
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    this is my credit card number right here
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    My credit card number is
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    007454030098
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    The expiration date is 12/20
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    and then the security number is 084
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    So, run the damn card right now.
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    Right fucking now!
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    You run it right fucking now asshole.
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    Thank you for your business.
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    Well. I hope you learned your lesson.
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    These new call scripts are really great
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    yeah I know right
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    What the fuck do you want Cathy?
Title:
Key & Peele - The Telemarketer - Uncensored
Description:

A telemarketer employs an aggressive new technique to sell vacation packages.
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:32

English subtitles

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