Doe-Me-Doe Duds

From 1953's incredibly bizarre The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, written by Dr. Seuss himself, we have this musical number featuring the film's villain Dr. Terwilliger getting dressed to conduct his 500-boy piano symphony. Dr. T is played by Hans Conried, whom you may recognize as the voice of Captain Hook in the animated Peter Pan.

Come on and dress me
dress me, dress me

In my finest array

'Cause just in case
you haven't heard

Today is do-me-do day

Dress me in my silver garters
Dress me in my diamond studs

'Cause I'm going do-me-doing
in my do-me-do duds

I want my undulating undies
with the marabou frills

I want my beautiful bolero
with the porcupine quills

I want my purple nylon girdle
with the orange blossom buds

'Cause I'm going do-me-doing
in my do-me-do duds

Come on and dress me
dress me, dress me

In my peekaboo blouse

With the lovely interlining
made of Chesapeake mouse

I want my polka-dotted dickey
with the crinoline fringe

For I'm going do-me-doing
on a do-me-do binge

I want my lavender spats
and in addition to them

I want my honey-colored gusset
with the herringbone hem

I want my softest little jacket
made of watermelon suede

And my long, persimmon placket
with the platinum braid

I want my leg-of-mutton sleeves
and in addition to those

I want my cutie chamois booties
with the leopard skin bows

I want my pink-brocaded bodice
with the fluffy, fuzzy ruffs

And my gorgeous bright blue bloomers
with the monkey feather cuffs

I want my organdie snood
and in addition to that

I want my chiffon Mother Hubbard
lined with Hudson Bay rat

Dress me up
from top to bottom

Dress me up
from tip to toe

Dress me up in silken spinach
for today is do-me-do

Do-me-do day
Do-me-do day

So come and dress me in the blossoms
of a million pink trees

Come on and dress me up
in liverwurst and Camembert cheese

Come on and dress me up
in pretzels

Dress me up
in bock beer suds

'Cause he's going
- 'Cause I'm going

Do-me-doing

In my do-oh-oh-oh
- In his do-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Me-do duds