Google Translate - Studio C

Hey, you look happy.
What's up?

I have a girlfriend.

Really? Congratulation!
Where did you two meet?

We haven't met in person.
But

We've been chatting online.

Congratulation less.

Ok posh.

Ever seen you got a girlfriend,

you talk a lot more
like a 6 years old Brishtish woman.

That girl is amazing.

She comes from a small town in Estonia.

So, whatever I write,
I'll put it on a Google Translator.

But we are so in love.

Google Translator?
It makes thing mess up pretty badly sometimes.

What on earth is that language?

It's nordicbakuadslavia slang.

That sounds made up.

27 people speak at matter
quite common.

She's a beautiful girl.

And it's a beautiful language.

There she is.

Helgagatha.

Oh. She looks very
agriculture?

That what I like about her most.

And today I'll tell
I want to meet her in person

It's a big day.

Yes.

I love you so much
my darling.

You are beautiful like a sea,
amazing like a star.

I'm so glad I found you.

Ah, my brain's just vommitted.
Shut up man.

You don't understand love is complicated.

I have so many love for you darling.

You are amazing and pretty as fire balls.

I am happy I look you.

I love you Jason so many so many.
I'd want you to marry.

OMG! She want to marry me.

Yeah, that not may be the greatest idea.

There's that old Bristish woman again.
Listen,

you need to meet this girl in person
before you get involve in something crazy

with someone you meet online.

I mean she can be a total psychopath
or 900 years old man.

Or she could be taller than you.

No.
Don't you even say that.

But you are right.
We should meet before we make plan.

Thank you.

I'm ecstatic your offer

but I think we shoud meet face to face
before we make any plan.

What's your address?
I'll book a flight and come find you as soon as I can.

My love.
I am happy as you.

But I thought our face and face
should meet before we make plans.

What's your address?

I will bible a flight then come
look at you as soon as I can.

I live in only cottage on Hokhill
mountain in Estonia.

It's 2 days climb and our hill are
infested with werewolf monkeys.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

You gonna do it?
What about the werewolf monkeys?

Rabid monkeys.

I guess that better.

I'm so happy.

I hope to impress your familly
when I come to your house

So that I can marry you.
Helgagatha.

I am so happy.
I hope to come to your home

and murder your familly
so that I can marry you. Helgagatha.

Please. Don't hurt me.

She's afraid of getting hurt.
That's so sweet and tender.

I guess that is pretty sweet.
Okay she's growing on me.

I'm scare too.
But I promise I won't hurt you.

I stick to my gun.

Fear also.
It will not hurt. I stick with guns.

She hasn't responded back yet.
Maybe she has to do some farmer work.

I just sign off really quick.

My heart bleeds, bleeds,
bleeds without you.

Blood, blood, blood.
Your organ.

You should bring her familly
something nice when you come.

Yeah.
How about a nice set of goats?

Oh, that nice.
Yeah.