Das Frühstücks Ei von Loriot

Berta,das Ei ist hart....

Berta

yes?

The egg is hard

The egg is hard

I heard you

How long did you boil the egg?

Too many eggs isn't healthy at all

I said: how long did you boil THIS
egg?

You always want it cooked for 4.5 minutes

I KNOW!

Then why are you asking?

Because this egg couldn't have boiled only for 4.5 minutes

But every morning I boil egg for 4.5 minutes

Then why is it sometimes either too hard or too soft

I don't know

I'm not a chicken

Oh

And how could you know the egg is already perfect?

I just take it out after 4.5 minutes, for God's sake

By clock or?

By feeling.

Housewife has feeling in this aspect

By feeling?

For what?

I have feeling as the egg becomes soft

But this egg is hard

Maybe there's something wrong with your feeling

Something wrong with my feeling???

I stand in the kitchen all day,

do the laundry, busy with your stuffs

make the room cozy,
-- alright, alright...

take care of the kids all day,
-- alright, alright...

and you told me there's wrong with my feeling???

If you boil an egg by feeling,

it will be just incidental that you boil it for 4.5 minutes precisely

It doesn't matter if it's incidentally boiled for 4.5 minutes

The most important of all,

the egg is exactly boiled for 4.5 minutes

I just want a soft egg,

instead of an incidentally soft boiled egg

It doesn't matter how long it's boiled

Aha

You don't care

So you don't even care the 4.5 minutes I'd plodded away in the kitchen.

Nooo

But it is important

The egg must be boiled for 4.5 minutes

I've said it

But you just said that you don't care

I simply want a soft boiled egg

God, men are just so primitive

I'll kill her...

I'll kill her tomorrow!