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Compadre!
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Yes, compadre...
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Can I talk straight to you?
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Straight up my as*,
if you want, compadre!
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Hold your horses, compadre!
What's your problem?
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No, no, no, nothing, compadre, I just got closer...
you don't want some busybody to listen, right?
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Oh, that's true, then it's all right!
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Go on, tell me...
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Well, it's hard for me to say this...
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I'm gonna trust you.
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Well, I really appreciate that, compadre.
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Don' mention it.
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That's why we are compadres...
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...to speak with complete confidence.
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Thank you, really.
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Well yes, compadre.
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Thank you for the affection, compadre.
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Uh?
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For the friendship, compadre,
thank you for, for...
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...for...for these big, strong, virile arms,
compadre, how...how strong are you...
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I am, aren't I?
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It's because I've been pulling
a lot, lately, compadre...
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Yes, I remember, I remember...
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I...I mean to exercise...
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...compadre...
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Ah...
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Yeah, I...me...that's what
I mean too, you know?
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To lift weights...
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Well, then...
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...let me take a swig of tequila...
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...and you too, have some...
that's why...we are machos!
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Yes sir! Will surely are! We are
machos and we're heavy chuggers!
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Now, compadre...
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...I have something very important to ask you...
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Ask without fear, compadre.
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Macho to macho?
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Macho to macho, then.
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Well you know how much I like Lencha.
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Yes, Lencha feltch-a, compadre...
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Don't be obscene, 'cause I'll
get pissed off, compadre...
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...Lencha is chaste...
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Oh, it was a joke, compadre...
...just to brake the ice, and...
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...I don't know, to be easier
for you to say things, you see?
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But don't get angry with me, 'cause it gets red...
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What do you mean, compadre?
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I mean...it gets red...
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because I get hot, compadre...
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What?! That sounds very gay, compadre!
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My shell gets red, compadre!
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My shell gets red because it heats me up...
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...to make you angry, it infuriates me!
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That's why I prefer to tell you jokes...
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Oh, I get it...
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...well thank you then...
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...and, compadre...
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...forgive me if I didn't understand.
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Ok, I forgive you, but...
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...but on one condition...
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Now you're gonna put conditions on me!
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If you want me to listen to you, then yes...
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Ok then...
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...anything you want, compadre...
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...just say "frog"...
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...and I jump...
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And if I say "cock", would you put it...?
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Damn it! Enough with the gayshit!
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No, compadre, I mean if I say "cock",
would you put some crests on your forehead!
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But...what the hell are you talking about?!
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What's your condition for listening to me?
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That you speak with the truth,
just the truth and nothing else.
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All right!
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I'm gonna give it to you straight.
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It was about time, compadre.
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The truth, compadre. I'm gonna
give you the truth straight.
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That's what I meant,
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so,
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I'm all ears, then...
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The truth...
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...is that, I think Lencha is cheating on me...
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...with you, compadre!
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Holy sheepshit! You're kidding me, compadre!
Where did you get such nonsense?
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It's just that...
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...the other day, compadre...
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...we were like...
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...you know, there, in the dark...
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...when you cuddle...at the
moment of the...intimacy...
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Now I feel like having
some of that, compadre...
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Having some what?
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Some drinks!
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Because I ran out of mine...
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Then pour another glass, you dim!
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Yes I should, right?
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Damn! That was a stiff drink.
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Well, go on, compadre...
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...you aroused my curiosity...
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You see, it turns out that...
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Lencha was behaving strangely...
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...like, very...randy...
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...and she's not like that...
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...certainly she learnt that
with someone else and, well...
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...well I don't let her go out with anyone!
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Nor talk to anyone! Nor have friends, nor anything!
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The only egg she talks to...
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...is you, compadre...
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I would be incapable of touching her,
compadre, don't offend me...
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Now tell me...
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...tell me what she did to you...
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Well look...you see...
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First...
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...she took my hand...
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Like this?
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Ay, just like that, compadre!
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And then?
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Then she put my hand on her butt...
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How?
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Like this?
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Just like that, compadre!
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Then she squeezed it!
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- Like this, compadre?
- Ay, what are you doing, compadre?
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I'm understanding what you're telling me,
compadre, put up with it...aren't you a macho?
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Yes, yes, very macho, very, very macho, compadre!
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Well, then what did she do?
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Well then, that little insolent...
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...kissed my shell...
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Like this?
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No...
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...a little slower...
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Ok...then, like this?
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There you go, compadre, just like that!
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And did you get goosebumps too, compadre?
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A little less, but yes...
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...goosebumpy, goosebumpy, compadre...
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And then?
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No, compadre, I just...
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...the truth is, I can't go on...
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The hell you can't!
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Tell me how this business ended!
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Then she threw me against the straw!
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Against the straw, compadre?
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Well yes, we were in the barn...
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Oh, the barn?
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And...did you...see Lencha clearly?
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No...
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...it was very dark...
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Ah ok...
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And well, I had...a wonderful night...
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...she did things I didn't know could be done...
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...things she never did before...
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- That's why I thik she did it with you, compadre!
- No, compadre. No, compadre, it's not like that...
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...although...
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...well I have to confess something myself...
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Blurt it out, compadre!
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Last night I went for a walk around the barn...
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That means the perv wasn't Lencha?
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No, compadre. Lencha is a saint
and she only has eyes for you...
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Ay, compadre, you don't know what a relief this is!
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And here I was thinking you
had taught her all that smut!
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No, compadre...real machos...
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...don't do those kind of
things they did to you...
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You're right...
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...I knew...those things are not macho-like...
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Well then, cheers to our loyalty
and because we are very machos!
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That's right, compadre! Cheers!
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Cheers, compadre!
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...beautiful...
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...the way you drink, compadre...
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Right!
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Listen, compadre...
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Yes, compadre...
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By any chance...
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...won't you...
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...have to go to the barn tonight, compadre?
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Well yes...
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...yes...I think so...
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Oh well, then...
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...see you there...
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...see you there, then...
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Alright...
