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How to prepare Christmas dinner
with the Shakesperean Eggs.
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Take one.
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A delicious egg soup,
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a marvelous cod,
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a nice oyster stew...
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...and a Tequila Turkey...
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For the soup, add some eggs to a good broth.
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Let the cod stand for a couple of days.
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Oh! What a nice dinner!
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What a nice dinner!
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Just add a glass of tequila to the turkey,
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put it in the oven,
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and say "cheers to this wonderful banquet".
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Cheers!
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Take Two.
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Generally, the egg soup is
not so good with tequila...
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...although sometimes it is...
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The joyster screw,
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the...monster...
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...the, no...
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...the...
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...oyster stew...
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...that one...I don't even like it,
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besides, it looks very ugly...
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To cook...just...add...
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...eggs...
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To the soup...
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...to...all the food...
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- Oh! What a nice dinner!
- Oh! What a nice banquet!
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What a nice dinner.
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For the cock...the cod,
it doesn't matter, just add salt...
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Add three glasses of tequila to the turkey,
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then drink two, yourself...
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...and then...add another...
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...three shots to the turkey...
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...drink another two...
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Then, the...
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...put...the oven,
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...heat it...
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...to...the maximum...
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...then drink another two...
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Then, put it in the oven,
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And then have another two drinks...
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...and say "cheers".
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Cheers!
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Take three.
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Why egg soup?
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If anyone puts a hand on my family,
I swear I'll smash their shell!
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Come down, monkey!
Dance with the bear!
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Come down!
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Why...is it always...turkey on Christmas?
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Why not a barbecue or pasta, huh? Why?
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Then take the oven out of the turkey,
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pick the turkey up from the
floor and get in the oven.
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And have another three tequila shots!
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Cheers!
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Cheers!
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Take Four.
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I lost a cousin...
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...she died because she was made in soup...
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My cousin!
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Nod torfeg a little bit of
salt because it goes with salt...
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...uh?
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$%&# turkey! Where is it?
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Turkey, turkey , turkey, turkey, turkey...
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Take Five.
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Santa doesn't like me!
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'Cause I've always asked him for gifts...
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...and he brings me no shit!
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The moynster screw is scary, scary...
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...and let's make clear that the tongue
has no bread and you can feel it right away...
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I don't want egg soup!
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C'mon, tell them, "Marry Christmas"...
