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WINDOW LICKER

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    -What's happenin', guys?
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    Man, you know it's been an eventful day
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    when you can whip out the old video camera and film a fox licking a f--kin' window.
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    [squeaking sound]
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    What the hell is on that window that's so damn delicious?
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    Apparently the Snozberries taste like Snozberries.
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    Now this video got like 200,000 views in three days
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    and it's really only worth watching because of those goofy-ass faces that fox makes.
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    [idiotic sound effect]
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    And I legitimately have a few questions for this video.
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    Like why is the guy who's filming
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    standing outside while the fox is chilling inside the house.
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    Right? Like yo, Fantastic Mr. Fox.
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    Are you cussin' with me?
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    I appreciate you cleanin' my windows and everything,
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    but we already hired an illegal immigrant to do that s--t
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    so get the f--k out of my house.
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    But no, the fox just hangin' out there
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    with his stupid tongue out like he's about to join the KISS army
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    like a dramatic portrayal of that tongue emoticon.
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    But to be fair, I did laugh a lot at this video
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    and I would totally do the joke,
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    but I've done it too many times.
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    [audience groans]
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    All right, you've talked me into it.
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    Epic face, epic face, epic face, epic face,
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    this fox is clearly a registered sex offender.
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    Right there, are you happy?
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    No, no, of course not.
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    You're never happy.
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    Man, live TV does wonders for this show,
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    'cause often enough, when people go live,
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    s--t just happens.
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    Like there's this news segment here
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    and they're covering some sporting event, it doesn't matter.
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    What matters is when they cut over live to this chick here
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    and this dude over here gets his troll on.
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    -When we got here at 8:00 this morning.
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    It's a different... here...
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    -Man, that is some hilarious s--t.
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    And it's funny that the dude is so distracting.
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    I mean I've seen this video 100 times
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    and I have no idea what the reporter says.
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    And she doesn't notice him at all,
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    no matter how close he gets,
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    even when he does his little shimmy here.
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    Now this got like 50,000 views in 4 days,
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    so it's not like super-duper viral.
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    It's not worthy of a geezus,
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    but I bet it's on its way there.
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    And let's face it,
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    the video's funny 'cause the dude's kind of a creeper, ain't he?
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    -Mmm yeah, you sure got a purty mouth.
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    -Like I said, the video's hilarious,
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    but you can't just troll up into someone's video like...
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    [Psycho-like music plays]
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    Right?
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    And oh, it's funny now
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    but what happens when he starts trolling in other videos like famous video like
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    State of the Union address,
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    Antoine Dodson's video,
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    and what about the moon landing?
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    I'm just sayin', it wouldn't be so funny then, would it?
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    All right, maybe it would, a little.
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    All right, this last video, big video of the week as it usually is,
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    it's not at around 750,000 views on two different copies.
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    Now the video isn't so much funny
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    as it is one of those that when you see it you're amazed
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    and you just say something random like...
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    "Oh f--k that was cool.
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    I just wanna go punch a random Chinese woman in the face now for no particular reason."
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    All right, now it's this Brazilian taxi driver.
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    And it's no regular taxi driver.
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    No, this dude sounds a lot like Michael Jackson.
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    -[speaking Portuguese]
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    -[beatboxing]
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    [singing Billie Jean]
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    -Ooh, that was pretty good huh?
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    Well, did it work?
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    Did you see it, were you amazed and did you say something random like...
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    Oh f--k that was cool.
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    I just wanna go punch a random Chinese woman in the face now for no particular reason.
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    Yeah, I know you did.
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    We all did.
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    The dude is good.
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    The whole "I am the one" part that sounded almost dead on.
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    -I am the one
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    -See, I'm impressed,
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    even though at some parts like his English isn't so good,
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    so it sounds like he's saying,
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    "But the s--t is not my son"
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    Or maybe the s--t really isn't his son
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    and that's exactly what he meant to say, I don't know.
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    But I do want to give props to the dude who was in the passenger seat.
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    The dude who decided to randomly film his taxi driver.
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    Yeah, there he is right there.
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    Now I don't speak Portuguese but I'm pretty sure he's saying something like,
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    "Yes, the Brazilian women have the gigantic asses."
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    I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.
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    That's just a guess,.
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    And how does that work?
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    Did he just get into a random taxi like,
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    "Hey driver, you wanna make a tip?
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    You better f--king sing like Michael Jackson.
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    And give me a handy."
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    No but as it turns out, the taxi driver actually has a YouTube channel
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    where he does like Michael Jackson covers.
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    I'll, uh, put a link here, so you guys can check it out if you want.
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    And maybe the dude will get famous,
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    I don't know, and then you guys can troll him.
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    No come on, I'm kidding.
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    He's a talented dude, don't go troll him,
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    don't act like a bunch of window lickers.
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    [idiotic sound effect]
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    Come on, leave the poor guy alone.
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    But you know what you shouldn't leave alone?
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    The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam!,
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    and he said...
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    -My comment question of the day is
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    what's your favorite toy?
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    -All right, knock it off, you damn show-off.
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    So, what's your favorite toy?
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    Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below
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    or on Facebook or Twitter.
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    But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
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    I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
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    So tell me guys,
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    PlayStation or Xbox?
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    [My Balls playing]
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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    -And-and...
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    [stuttering]
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    -F--k, my energy sucks.
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    All right, right, like yo, Fantastic Mr...
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    I don't-- I don't--
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    Wait, how's that go?
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    L-l-l-leave your interesting--f--k
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    Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below
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    or on Facebook or Twitter.
Title:
WINDOW LICKER
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Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. If you like what you see on each of their channels, feel free to subscribe to them. :) Thanx:

Window Licker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LduDVpjpdA

News Troller:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4VQt-UZKI

Michael Jackson Taxi Driver:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_DLEysEqSM

Taxi Driver's Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WalkerJean

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
06:11
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for WINDOW LICKER
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for WINDOW LICKER

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