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- Auba is a terrible Arsenal captain!
- Argh!
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- He’s even worse than the last Arsenal captain!
- Argh... What?
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- What should we do with the dodgy captain?
- What should we do with the dodgy captain?
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- What should we do with the dodgy captain?
- As revenge for... whatever he did...
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Strip him of the captain’s armband!
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Strip him of his 400k!
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- Strip him of his underpants!
- What?
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As revenge for... whatever he did...
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What should we do with the dodgy captain?
Who can’t score 6 yard tap-ins!
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- What should we do with the dodgy captain?
- As revenge for... whatever he did...
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- Swap him for Erling Haaland?
- No!
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I would rather Alfie Haaland!
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Get him dealt with by Tom Holland...
That’s revenge for... whatever you did...
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What should we do with the dodgy captain?
Who’s just as dodgy as our previous dodgy captains!
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- What should we do with the dodgy captain?
- As revenge for... whatever he did...
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Make him play Red Light: Green Light!
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- Trash his hair! We know you’re bald!
- Right...
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- Replace him with me... Ian Wright!
- What? No! He’s 58!
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- What should we do with the dodgy captain?
- Arteta out, leave Pierre as captain!
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- What should we do with the dodgy captain?
- As revenge for... whatever he did...
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Sack and send him back to Gabon!
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He’ll stink out the whole AFCON!
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Like Gunnersaurus, I want him gone!
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- As revenge give him Omicron!
- What?
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- What should we do with the dodgy captain?
- Star of this year’s All or Nothing!
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- What should we do with the dodgy captain?
- As revenge for... whatever he did...
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- Sell him to our worst enemy!
- No!
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- Sell him to AFTV?
- Security!
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Sell him to Benjamin Mendy!
As revenge for... whatever you did...
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Cut! This is going to be the best All or Nothing ever!
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Hopefully the next episode isn’t me getting the sack…
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Hey Pierre, so what did you actually do?
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- You mean you don’t know?
- No...
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I followed Gabriel home after training and tried to steal his car and his watch...
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- Payback time!
- Not the teeth! Please, not the teeth!
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This captain was chosen specifically to bring the club together and to unite the fans once again!
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- Er, is it Kieran Tierney?
- No!
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Gunnersaurus! And he’s going to be starting up front!
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What’s so funny? If Pep Guardiola did this, you’d call him a genius!