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TRY NOT TO LAUGH - 100 Yo Mama Jokes for Kids

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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so fat.
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    She broke the 256 block
    limit on Minecraft.
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    Her Splash Attack does damage.
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    Her blood type is Nutella.
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    Not even Superman can lift her.
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    Yo mama so ugly that Minecraft creepers
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    are afraid of her.
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    She's the reason why the Ninja
    Turtles hide in the sewers.
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    Hello Kitty said goodbye.
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    (dramatic music)
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    When she watches TV, the
    channels change themselves.
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    (shivering)
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    - Patrick she's back.
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    - I can't do this again!
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so stupid,
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    she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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    She thought that Starbucks
    was alien currency.
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    She took her computer to the
    doctor because it had a virus.
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    She threw baseballs at Batman.
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    - I'm Batman, ow!
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    Stop it lady, ow!
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    I'm a, ow, I'm not that kind
    of bat man, ow, ow, stop it.
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so fat
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    in Super Mario Galaxy she
    was a freaking planet.
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    When I pictured her in my
    head, she broke my neck.
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    (crashing)
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    When she wears her yellow
    raincoat people yell out
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    - Taxi!
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    - [Narrator] When Nappa
    asked how much she weighed
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    Vegeta said,
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    - It's over 9,000!
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so short
    she became Ant-Man's sidekick!
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    She uses a Tostito as a boat.
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    She ice skates on an ice cube.
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    She bakes cookies, (dinging)
    with Keebler Elves.
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    (rumbling)
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    - I smell cookies and I want them!
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    I want them in my stomach!
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly,
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    when she bought a new car
    it transformed and ran away.
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    - Let's get out of here.
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    - [Narrator] She made my Happy Meal cry.
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    (gasping)
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    (crying)
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    Her reflection said,
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    - I quit.
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    - [Narrator] She turned Medusa to stone.
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    (screeching)
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    Yo mama so stupid,
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    she tried to climb Mounatin Dew!
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    She stays up all night
    trying to catch some sleep.
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    She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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    She uses Old Spice Body Wash to cook.
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    - Smells like power!
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    (exploding)
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    P-p-p-p-power!
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so fat
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    when she went out in a green bikini
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    (screaming)
    (dramatic music)
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    everyone shouted
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    - Godzilla!
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    - [Narrator] She takes
    selfies in panorama mode.
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    Even Dora couldn't explora.
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    Her.
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    Snorlax evolves into her.
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    (whimsical music)
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so hairy,
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    Big Foot took her picture.
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    When she woke up, she found
    herself in a cage at the zoo.
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    The only language she speaks is Wookie.
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    (grunting)
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    Yo mama so ugly,
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    when she took a selfie,
    the picture said censored.
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    Government decided to move
    Halloween to her birthday.
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    She's the reason why Sonic runs fast.
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    She made the Joker stop laughing.
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    (laughing)
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    (sighing)
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    Yo mama so stupid,
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    she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
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    - Stop pulling so hard.
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    - [Narrator] She returned a donut
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    because it had a hole in it.
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    She sold her car for gas money.
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    She made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
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    (crickets chirping)
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    Yo mama so fat,
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    when The Flash tried to run around her
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    he died before he could even get halfway.
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    Her bellybutton gets home
    15 minutes before she does.
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    When she stepped on a scale, (dinging)
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    it read my phone number. (phone dialing)
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    Cupid's arrows couldn't pierce her.
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    Even Kirby can't eat her.
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    (whirring)
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    Yo mama so old,
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    when she was in school
    there was no history.
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    She used to babysit Apocalypse.
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    - No, it is not my bedtime.
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    - [Narrator] Her birth
    certificate says expired.
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    (buzzing)
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    When she went to the museum
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    she saw some of her exes.
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    (dramatic music)
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    (growling)
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    - (gasping) You came back,
    you finally came back.
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    I saved this kitty for you.
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly,
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    she makes blind kids cry.
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    (crying)
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    When she joined an ugly contest they said,
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    - Sorry, no professionals.
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    - [Narrator] Bob the Builder said,
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    - I can't fix that.
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    - [Narrator] When she
    plays Super Smash Brothers,
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    (screaming)
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    the characters run off the stage.
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    (exploding)
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    Yo mama so stupid,
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    she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
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    When I told her Christmas
    was around the corner
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    she went and looked for it.
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    She tried to wake up sleeping pills.
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    - Wake up you sleepy head.
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    - [Narrator] She got hit by a cup
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    (thudding)
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    and told the cops she got mugged.
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    - Stop resisting.
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so fat,
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    she volunteered as tribute
    for the Hunger Games,
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    'cause she thought it was
    an eating competition.
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    She doesn't need internet,
    she's already world wide.
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    Her school pictures were
    taken by a satellite.
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    She wakes up on both sides of the bed.
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    She doesn't fit in a yo mama video.
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    (crashing)
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    Yo mama so short,
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    she hang glides on a Dorito.
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    She travels on a toy train.
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    She limbos under the door.
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    You can see her legs on
    her driver's license photo.
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    - How do you even freaking drive this car?
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    - Sh!
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so frickin' ugly,
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    the Terminator said,
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    - You, I won't be back.
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    - [Narrator] She made an union cry.
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    (crying hysterically)
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    - Put her away man!
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    - [Narrator] Forever Alone
    guy denied her friend request.
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    When she went into a haunted house,
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    she came out with a job application.
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    Yo mama so stupid, she saw
    the McDonald's drive-thru sign
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    she drove through the building.
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    (crashing)
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    She goes to the post
    office to send an email.
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    When she heard it was chilly outside,
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    she ran and got a bowl.
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    She spent the whole day
    saying am not to R2-D2.
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    (beeping)
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    - Uh, am not.
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so fat,
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    people jog around her for exercise.
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    When she sat on the
    iPod, she made the iPad.
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    When she asked for a waterbed
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    they put a blanket over
    the Atlantic Ocean.
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    She puts on her belt with a boomerang.
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    I took a picture of her last Christmas
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    and it's still printing.
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    Yo mama so hairy,
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    when your father took her out to eat
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    the waiter said,
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    - Sorry, no pets allowed.
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    - [Narrator] She stars
    in Donkey Kong games.
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    When she auditioned
    for Planet of the Apes,
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    they made her pack leader.
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    Yo mama so ugly,
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    she's the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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    Her pillow cries at night.
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    - Why?
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    - [Narrator] She keeps
    a steak around her neck
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    to get the dogs to play with her.
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    When the Kool-Aid man
    busted through her wall,
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    (crashing)
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    he said,
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    - Oh no!
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    - [Narrator] When she
    played Majora's Mask,
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    (dramatic music)
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    Moon yelled,
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    - No, no, no!
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    - [Narrator] Yo mama so stupid,
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    she thought Dunkin' Donuts
    was a basketball team.
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    She stopped at the stop sign
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    ans waited for it to say go!
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    She returned a puzzle because
    she thought it was broken.
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    She spent 20 minutes staring
    at carton of orange juice,
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    because it said concentrate.
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    She played got your nose with Voldemort.
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    (zapping)
    (thrilling music)
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    (yelling)
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    Yo mama so fat,
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    she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
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    She's a citizen of every country.
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    The horse on her Polo shirt is real.
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    When she fell in love, she broke it.
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    When she climbed into a
    monster truck (crashing)
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    it became a low rider.
Title:
TRY NOT TO LAUGH - 100 Yo Mama Jokes for Kids
Description:

100 Yo Mama Clean Jokes for Kids - Ft. Batman, Spongebob, Pokemon, Transformers, TMNT and more!
Learn the best jokes about your favorite superheroes, cartoons, toys and movies!
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
10:44

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