OrelSan - Défaite de famille [CLIP OFFICIEL]

Are you sure this is interesting?

I'm making a movie

Cool
For Gran?

No, for Youtube

1 million views equals 3 million euros

Why doesn't the family rapper rap for us?

A song! Yeah, drop a flow!

Aurelien! A song! Aurelien! A song!

As we're gathered in harmony
Singing hits from nineteen eighty three

Eating duck mouse on tiny blinis
Dancing under cheap strobe lights from Gifi

I've prepared a short speech

Because I've gotta tell you a secret about me

I hate family parties

At school I endured enough parties
with no one to hook up with

I've thought about doing it with cousins

Risking down's syndrome

But when I look at Delphine

Who doesn't do a lot
Except slag people off

I understand why her drunk boyfriend
Prefers to slow dance with the dog

I'm over thirty
But I'm still sitting with the kids

To tell them to watch out for Christian
When he's had a few drinks

And cause I can't bear the sound
Of dirty jokes from my parents' mouths

If they thought it'd make you laugh
They'd probably have sex right now

Vincent, why d'you seem so much older
When I'm the same age as you?

Look into Muriel's eyes
If emptiness doesn't scare you

Sorry,
But I've been blowing up balloons
For most of the day

And my dad made it feel like
A military campaign

Julien, don't hold the fridge sideways

It'll take 24 hours to turn on again!

What the hell are you doing?

You know what?
Go and film your grandparents

They might not be around next year

While my brother in law
Recited political cliches with passion

watched me lug around cartons
And felt up my sister every three seconds

There's one cup per person
You've got to label it with your name

'Cause Aunty's the kind of cheapskate
Who washes up paper plates

Uncle,
If you continue to keep waving fake gang signs

Whenever your eyes lock with mine

You'll be using your fingers for the last time

I'm still bitter about the time I was a kid
and you threw me around like a bitch

If you loved your retro car so much
Why d'you park it by the football pitch?

Speaking of bitches,
I'd like to welcome Bruno's new wife

Carol's not listening
She's preparing the gossip of her life

Forgive her for that,

it's only cause her husband goes behind her back

Or maybe he cheats because she's like that?

Hmm....Tricky that!

Message to all my long lost cousins
Let's stop pretending we really get on

Because the only thing we have in common
Is some ancestor long dead and gone

Some bloody ancestor
Who probably burnt villages and pillaged farms

Maybe around the same time
That Grandpa was getting off with Joan of Arc

Oh yeah Grandpa,
Tell us about when you killed Hitler aged 9

And his son said
'Raymond, the president is hitch-hiking!'

I look over

I see Mitterand on the side of the road

He says
'I've got a speech to make in half an hour'

We saved France.

You were never a hero
You never even knew how to lie

My hero was you, Nico
But since you've got with that bimbo

You're another another chav
Like the others

Thank you Arnaud,
For getting a few good photos

Making your social media page grow

Using working-class connections as show

To further impress your posh 'bros'

Paulo
you're really not impressing me

By rolling these complex joints of weed

And using way too much Arab slang
for a little blondie

As your Dad has a problem with Arabs
There's a certain sweet irony

But he's more likely to die of alchohol
Than terrorism in reality

I hope Auntie has strapped the kids in well

Cause her husband's gonna speed past the cameras

As if the car was driving itself

I had more things to say
But when I see each stupid, puffed-up face

I just wonder if there are enough pigs on earth
To feed this stupid race

I'd like to finish by reminding you
That despite the smiles and the jolly japes

All it took was a little inheritance
For the truth to show its face

Gran: I love you

See you next year

Well, thank you for the song, Aurelien

The party's not over yet!

Time for dessert!
They'll be candles, dancing...