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Touchscreen | Marshall "Soulful" Jones | TEDxMontreal

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    Introducing the new Apple iPerson
    complete with multitouch.
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    Doesn't it feel good to touch?
    Doesn't it feel good to touch?
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    Compatible with you iPod, in your iPad.
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    Doesn't it feel good to touch?
    Doesn't it feel good to touch?
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    No friends: there is an app for that.
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    No life: there is an app for that.
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    You're a complete loser:
    these is an app for that.
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    Doesn't it feel good to touch?
    Doesn't it feel good to touch?
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    Doesn't it feel good to touch?
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    My world, my world has become so digital,
    I have forgotten what that feels like.
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    It was difficult to connect
    when friends formed cliques.
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    Now it's even more difficult to connect
    now that clicks form friends.
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    But who am I to judge?
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    I face Facebook more than books face me,
    hoping to book face-to-faces.
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    I update my status 420 spaces
    to prove I am still breathing failure.
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    To do this daily means my whole
    web wide world will forget that I exist.
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    But with 3,000 friends online
    and only five I can count in real life,
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    why wouldn't I spend more time in a world
    where there're more people that 'like' me?
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    Wouldn't you?
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    Here, it doesn't matter
    if I'm an amateur person,
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    as long as I have a 'pro' file.
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    My smile is 50% genuine; 50% genuine HD.
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    You would need blu-rays
    to read what is really me.
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    But I'm not that focused.
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    Ten tabs open hoping
    my problems are resolved,
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    with a 1600 by 1700 resolution,
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    proven, we might have
    missed a step in this evolution.
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    Doubled over, we used to sit in tree tops.
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    So we swung down to stand upright
    and someone slipped a disc,
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    and now we are doubled over at desktops.
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    From the Garden of Eden,
    to the branches of Macintosh,
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    apple picking
    has always come at a great cost.
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    (Laughter)
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    (Applause)
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    iPod, iMac, iPhone, iChat.
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    I can do all of these things
    without making eye contact.
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    We used to sprint to pick
    and store blackberries.
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    Now we run to the Sprint Store
    and pick Blackberries, it's scary.
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    I can't hear the sound of mother nature
    speaking over all this tweeting,
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    and our ability to feel
    along with it is fleeting.
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    You would think headphone jacks
    inject in the flesh the way we connect,
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    to disconnect power on,
    until we are powerless.
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    We might be love drugged.
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    Like e-pills.
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    So we E*TRADE, email,
    e-motion like e-commerce,
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    because now money can buy love
    for $9.95 a month.
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    Click: to proceed the checkout.
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    Click: to x out where
    our hearts once where.
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    Click: I've uploaded this hug,
    I hope she gets it.
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    Click: I'm making love to my wife,
    I hope she's logged in.
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    Click: I'm holding my daughter
    over a Skype conference call,
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    while she's crying in the crib
    in the next room.
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    Click: So when my phone
    goes off in my hip,
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    iTouch and iTouch and iTouch
    and iTouch and iTouch,
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    because in a world
    where laughter is never heard,
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    and voices are only read,
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    we're so desperate to feel
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    that we hope our Technologic
    can reverse the universe,
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    and so the screen can touch us back.
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    And maybe one day it will.
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    When our technology
    is advanced enough...
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    to make us human again.
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    (Applause)
Title:
Touchscreen | Marshall "Soulful" Jones | TEDxMontreal
Description:

This talk was given at a local TEDx event, produced independently of the TED Conferences.
Marshall Jones makes us rethink our digital culture through an engaging slam poetry performance.

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Video Language:
English
Team:
closed TED
Project:
TEDxTalks
Duration:
03:55

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