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Annoying Orange: It Takes Two to Mango

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    -Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya...
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    -Whoa, nice and easy now.
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    -Whoa! Hey, Big Pickle!
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    Big Pickle, hey!
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    -Uh... big pickle, is there a big pickle here?
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    -Hello? Over here! Big Pickle!
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    -Big Pickle, where you at?
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    -I'm talking to you, jar-head. [laughs]
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    -No, I'm not a pickle, I'm--
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    -Jabba the Hut?
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    -Uh, more like Mango the Mango, but--
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    -What? I thought it took two to mango. [laughs]
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    -No, that's a dance, and as you can see, I don't have legs.
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    -Hey, hey Jabba, check it out!
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    -Okay, I told you, that's not my--
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    -[humming]
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    -What? What are you doing?
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    -Duh. I'm doing the Mango.
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    -Oh, seriously? What is wrong with you?
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    -Don't you wanta wanta Mango
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    Don't you wanta wanta Mango
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    -Oh come on, I'm not a freakin' soft drink.
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    -No, but you do look like you're gonna pop. [laughs]
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    -[growls in frustration]
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    -Hey, Jubba! Can you curl your tongue and make trumpet sounds?
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    -What?
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    -Like this.
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    [grunting weird tune]
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    -That doesn't even sound like a trumpet.
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    Stop it!
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    [tune continues]
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    Stooop!!
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    -[laughs]
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    -[growls] Okay, buddy.
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    Time out.
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    -Time out? What's that?
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    -We need to talk about--
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    -Walruses?
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    -No. It's time to talk about the game of life. See--
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    -[imitates buzzer] This game sucks.
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    Let's play something else. [laughs]
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    -Orange, I know what you're doing.
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    You're using humor to keep others from getting close.
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    -That's not true.
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    -Sure it is.
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    After all the carnage you've seen, it's only natural.
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    It's hard meeting people,
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    but not nearly as hard as watching them go.
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    -Stop it, Mango, you're making my eyes juicy.
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    -Oh, let it go, Orange.
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    Just let it go.
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    -Hmm...
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    [emotional pop music playing]
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    -Now I see you again
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    But for now I have to say good-bye, my friend
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    -[sighs] Good times.
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    -Let it go, Orange.
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    Just let it go.
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    -Thanks a bunch, Mango.
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    -Well, I am a life coach.
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    [both laugh]
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    No really, I am.
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    So you know, if you got any friends that might need some help.
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    -Ooh, I know who you should talk to.
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    -Who's that?
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    -Knife.
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    -Ow!!
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    -Oh, sorry about the heads-up. [laughs]
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    -Stop it! Stop it!
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    -Oooh...
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    -Ow! Ow! Ow!
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    -I knew you guys would hit it off.
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    -[agonized yell]
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    -[groans in disgust] Talk about an eyeful.
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    -Oh man, that's gonna leave a mark.
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    -Oh-ho...
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    -Oww! Oww!
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    -Wuh-oh, looks like you're gonna have to fork it over. [laughs]
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    -Idiot!
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    That's not how you cut a mango.
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    -Way to go, Mango. You're winning.
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    -That's because it's a new day in the kitchen, Orange.
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    Trust me.
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    [laughs maniacally, then shrieks]
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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    -Oh, poor Mango.
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    But at least he looks peaceful. [laughs]
Title:
Annoying Orange: It Takes Two to Mango
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:59

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