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How to Beat Skyrim Level 1

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    Using weapons, bows, magic,
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    wearing armor, blocking, sneaking. lock picking,
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    buying or selling, crafting, mixing or enchanting.
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    These are just a couple of things that provide experience.
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    So how do you even stay at level one? In fact, how do you even deal damage?
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    Fists
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    I want to die
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    "Yes, indeed."
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    "You're not gonna kill me!"
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    "ARCHERS!"
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    "Sonic's the name, speed's my--"
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    "Who, are you?"
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    "Space.... The final frontier."
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    (slowed down) "It just works"
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    "Nice"
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    "You can walk, all the way to the top of that mountain"
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    "By Ysmir, you won't leave here alive!"
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    "Nice"
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    "Someone's got to head out there and take care of the beast. I knew we could count on you."
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    "Thank you, FromSoftware!"
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    "That's a lotta damage!"
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    You're awake, how about that
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    Wait what?
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    Begone THOT!
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    Don't draw attention
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    Right down the road right down the road
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    I don't like where this is going
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    STOP!
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    Water! Pure water!
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    Did you really come here expecting to claim Auriels bow?
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    So you've returned
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    Is your...
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    Pet
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    Keeping you entertained
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    Fu ck that shit what am I? a faggot
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    Who's laughing now
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    Trap a dragon in my pants (seems about right)
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    As man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown,
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    born of the North, where my breath is long winter
Title:
How to Beat Skyrim Level 1
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
28:00

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