Ninpuu Sentai Hurricanger Episode 43 Parody Sub

This is an episode of the Japanese version of Power Rangers. I decided to have fun with it and give it a parody sub. This was one of the only raw episodes I could find on YouTube, so I used it. It was my first try, so don't expect greatness, but I'm looking for constructive criticism!

Oh my gosh a really creepy guy with a cross!!!

He's slashing at a giant robot!!!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys!!!

You're finished!

Guys, we're probably going to die so. Music?

(Oh! Thank the producers! Wait... is that a giant elephant thing that shoots balls..?)

Ninpuu Sentai Hurricanger: Episode 43 Parody Sub

We're running through wheat

Our director was drunk when he came up with this.

Something, something, something, HURRICANE!!!

I'm the leader. I'm in red. Don't mess with me.

I'm the girl. I'm in blue. I'll end up as a stay at home mom anyways.

I'm funny. I'm in yellow.

Then there's the crimson guy with the navy brother. They don't do much.

Did I mention they're bug themed?

We like umbrellas and para sailing!

Especially umbrellas!

Wait was that a guinea pig?!

Ooooh. Green has pretty fire.

And we're Ninjas. The bad guys like wearing costumes for some reason.

Hey guys, we should do this again in 10 years.

La la la la la la la la!

HURRICANE!!!

Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger

Let's sell toys!

A robot seems to be fighting a godzilla monster.

Did I mention the godzilla monster has a cross? And there's also this elephant...

Now die! After the commercial break.

Jesus attack!

With god lightning too!

Jesus!

We've gotta use our chest fan thing!

Ridiculous attack!

Giant ridiculous attack chest fan tornado!

You will never beat me with your fan!

More god lightning!

Chest tornado!

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(Wait, was that a bird?)

Ooooooooooooo. Shiny.

I'm going to pretend that rat didn't just talk...

Guys, evacuate!

Bird, get us outta here!

Bird disappear technique!

Hmm.

What do you think stardisc? Should we go into commercial break?

What happened back there?

Look at this! It's about-

-You could have finished them.

Quiet! Look what I have. The legendary Stardisc. Of legend!

Rumored to be extremely powerful. I found an identical one in a gift shop once...

Use it to destroy.

How can that thing do anything?

By inserting it into the giant robot thing we got used off eBay, It will summon the much feared Jesus cross.

It will completely destroy them.

Wait. I don't understand. Why exactly do we want to destroy the Hurricaneger?

Don't question Power Rangers logic!

Power Rangers is not Sentai!

So we're going to destroy them, right?

Because they didn't invite us to their costume party.

We're trying to fix the zords,

But took damage in numerous key areas.

The green guy won't leave his. He gets too connected to non-women.

What? Oh no!

That elephant thing is the legendary "Elephant-thing III".

It's widely known for glowing for no apparent reason.

A Dalek was entrapped in him 500 years ago.

I know all this because we know each other.

Plot-twist: I am the brother in law said Dalek in case you didn't know.

I don't know what the **** anyone is talking about,

but I think it's cool an alien and a hamster get along.

Yeah.

This subber is totally confusing.

I have an idea!

What if we talk with the Dalek?

I think that might be a bad idea.

Shut up! What do women know anyway?

I think we should talk about the villains. After all, who knows what they're scheming?

The villians are going to attack you guys later in the episode.

You guys should be prepared.

Prepared?

Prepared. After all remember how you guys got your asses handed to you 5 minutes ago?

I made the mistake of not being prepared, and then I got eaten by a giant metal elephant.

Once I was a Ninja. I had a white disc I bought from a 99 cents store.

Armies of ninjas attacked me because I didn't relise it's power.

I fought for days on end, with no bathroom breaks! Days!

Days?

Did you use sock repellent?

It can really hurt one's feet.

What happened next? Did you use any techniques?

They tried to rope me. But I used a technique and replaced myself

with a dummy.

I had burritos for lunch.

Thus, I used my ninja farts to propel me into the air with the gas rocket technique.

I invented these symbols to serve as doubles until I could find a safe place for my disc.

It came to the point where my own children were fighting over the 2 doubles.

Finally I created a green one and gave it to the kid across the street for them to fight over.

But I keep the real white one guarded.

Guarded?

Can you do me a favor and stop repeating every last word I say?

It's really getting obnoxious.

Back to the story, I hid the disc. AKA shoved it up my ass.

Until I realized I basically shoved Jesus up my ass.

The stardisc has the power to create an enormously powerful weapon-

-a giant cross weapon!

The evil guys have it at the moment to use for... evil!

What is it doing?!

It is the star of the "Elephant-thing III". Infamous for glowing.

Mine!

In case you didn't realize, it's MY elephant star.

I will use it to destroy the Hurricanegers!

Oh, I was really hoping to get that star.

At least the Hurricanegers don't have it.

Imagine what would happen if they did get ahold of it.

Hmm.

Star thing!

Set!

Let's go! Jesus cross, hatch!

(God Lightning!)

Feel the wrath of the lord, sinners! Surrender your homosexuals and a life supply of peanut butter!

I will become peanut butter king, Hurricaneger's!

Wait a sec!

I would take your liberal, democratic weapons with you as well.

You never know when they're going to go all bible on your asses.

We will succeed!

But it would help if we had assistance.

That would help.

Why are you listening to a woman?

I think that we'll have something up our sleeves nobody else will.

Guys, let's go! (actual translation)

We will parasail to freedom!

What?

Accept Jesus Christ as your one and only lord and savior!

We wont!

Never!

Then I will destroy you personally!

I am the star user! Bow before me and our lord!

Kill 'em! Let's go!

Sword thing, gun attack!

Carry out the duty of your lord.

Only then will you become the star/peanut butter king.

It is your divine fate!

Guys I have an idea.

Ridiculous bazooka! Ridiculous bazooka attack!

How did that happen?

With the power of the lord!

Finger lasers!

ALL SYSTEMS ON

Yeah! I have good news for you all. We can deploy the machines.

Animals are no match for the power of peanut butter!

Robot savior, ready!

Commercial break, guys!

Wow, that break was short!

Punch punch!

I've arrived with my chicken helicopter!

Transformation! Still awesome!

Yes!!! Ultra-combination!

Disc, set!

Full combination!

Hurricaneger Hurricane, complete!

A little bulky!

Attack!

Exaggerated slash!

Pain the lord's wrath! God attack!

Jesus slash!

How did you survive the wrath of the lord?

It's because of the devil's music, duh.

That isn't rock!

Shut up, woman!

Where's the dalek when we need him?!

Guys, there is only one thing left to do.

We still have yet to introduce a new toy!

Right. Let's go!

You must pay for your sins! Thou shall burn in hell for all eternity!

Rat! I need you to help us out here!

What are we to do?!

Well, I could contact my brother in law.

I am the controller of this elephant!

Wait, you're a rat, how exactly will you contact?

I'm going to have to do it for you. You know how much I hate calling aliens.

Aliens?

He's half ninja, don't worry about it.

I will show you the true way of the ninja.

Okay, in the meantime we're going to need a plan B.

We'll follow you.

Guy's, is that still on the market?

Guys, this is the moment of truth. We triuph or fall.

And yes, it's still on the market.

That's good to hear.

Yeah, but what are we going to do about this robot?

Um... not lose hope?

Trust...

Trust?

Trust that the way of the ninja is powerful enough to make even the most stubborn half-ninjas come to you aid.

Half-brothers get all the cool toy, I'm really hoping it'll debut in a minute.

It is the ninja elephant that make the ninjas truely one.

Guys you have to stall!

It is to protect the homosexuals!

Understood.

What the hell are you guys doing?! Closing your eyes in counter-productive!

Feel the final judgement of the lord! He shall destroy you in a flood of peanut butter!

Why is the lord electrocuting me?

Anyway, feel his wrath!

We must be stubborn and keep our eyes closed.

If it is to protect homosexuals and peanut butter enthusiasts.

Shut up Blue!

Nobody cares what a woman thinks.

We can overcome.

Wait for it...

Full on attack!

Who would've known the devil's music causes building to sink into the ground?

Shut up blue.

Yes!

Die!!!

Guys, we should totally combine!!!

What?!

Let's go!

What a complicated combination!

We need one of those...

That's why I don't like stars.

Absolutely flat out ridiculous gay rainbow!

Got it!

Alright!

Too bad we lost that guy. He owed me 50 bucks.

Forget about your money. We have much more pressing matters. As we speak the Hurricanegers are

having a birthday party, and they didn't even invited us!

Wonder were the MotW is?

I shouldn't have dieted!

...indulged in peanut butter while I could.

And wrote to my mom...

...and maybe even...

photographed that star!

Curse you Hurricaneger!

I will be avenged Hurricaneger!

I will be avenged!

WHat are you doing here?

I'm here for the star.

Well, I don't have it!

You are a liar.

How dare you accuse me.

What're you going to do about it?

Die!!!

How did you...

...know I was just a Jesus bug in a robot?

It was easy. Sheer luck, I guess. But where is that star?

Don't play stupid.

I can destroy you, in one turn of a blade.

What?!

Understand who your enemy is. And why I need that star.

You are naive. Thinking I'm a merciful idiot I suppose.

To be continued...

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