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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
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- "Muddy Heights 2!"
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- I see a poop on the "Play."
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Does that mean I'm gonna
have to take a dump?
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I'm sorry, you young YouTubers,
but do I have to take a dump?
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- Is this the poop game?
I think I watched it.
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- Muddy Heights 2!
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I've seen DanTDM play this.
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- Oh god. I've played Muddy Heights before.
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- Oh my god. I've played this before.
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Pick the food you wanna eat,
right, and then...
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hang your butt over the side
of the building and take a dump.
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- I played the first game.
I have not played the sequel.
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And I've been dying to play it.
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- (Derek) Muddy Heights 2
is a game where you poop
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off the roof of a tall building,
and control that piece of poop
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to cause mayhem down below.
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- Well, this is...
this is really a challenge!
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- Oh, that's the mud. Oh, turd.
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- (Derek) Before you start,
like last time,
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we're having the Elders
play this in the same episode.
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- (giggling) Yay!
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Hopefully, they won't get mad
and be like, "What is this?!
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In my olden days,
we played, like, outside."
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- They're probably gonna be like,
"(wearily) This game again?"
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- (Derek) Just a reminder,
the kids are also gonna be playing
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this game in the episode too.
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- And they...
they liked it a lot.
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- I think they'll have fun.
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- Can I start playing?
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- I'm so excited.
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- It looks like a plaza with a restaurant.
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- People walking.
It's a sort of street.
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- It seems normal...
except for that giant poop sign.
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- They all have shirts with poo on them.
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- They're eating so they can poop it out?
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- Okay, oh, this is my target?
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- So what are all these foods here?
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- (Derek) That's food you can eat
to power up your poop.
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You'll get money to buy the food
by completing those goals over on the left.
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- Okay.
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- "Goals: 0 out of 3
toilet papers, 10X combo..."
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- "20,000 score, ruin five dinners."
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- We have no money.
How do we start?
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- It's time to go poop!
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- This might make me laugh,
so you guys might wanna cover your ears.
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Oh no, oh no, oh no.
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Oh no!
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(watery fart)
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- Oy.
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(poop splatters)
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That-- that's-- that's a turd?
(laughing) The one on the ground?
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(spurting fart)
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- Oh, whoa. (laughing)
I launched already.
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(squishy fart)
- Okay, here we go.
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And what happened?
Where are the people?
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(squeaky fart)
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(poop splatters)
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- Ew! Ew! Ew!
(man wails)
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(moist fart)
- (gasping) Oh my god.
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Holy mackerel!
(man wails)
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(jovial clapping)
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- Hold tight, kids.
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(brief fart)
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(excellent imitation of fart)
Hey, looks familiar.
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Now what do I do?
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- (Derek) Remember,
you can jump using the Space bar.
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- Okay.
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- (Derek) And move the poop
using the W, A,S, D on the keyboard.
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- Oh, this stuff moves?
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- I gotta play around with this.
Does this-- oh, I can move.
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Once it lands, I can just--
so I can go after people.
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(poop splatters)
- Eh.
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W, A, S, D.
W, A, S, D.
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W, A, S, D.
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- Let's spread the joy around.
Is that what I'm doing?
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- ♪ Duh nuh neh neh neh neh ♪
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(people wail)
(guitar twangs)
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(people scream)
(applause)
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- So how do I go back up to the--?
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- (Derek) You just spread the poop
until the timer at the bottom runs out.
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- Oh, this?
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(snorts) Come on.
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- Forward.
(man wails)
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(others join in)
- They're slipping. (laughs)
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This is disgusting.
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- And... slip.
(man wails)
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(wailing continues)
(squeaky achievement sound)
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- This seems to be the area
they're coming out from.
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(squeaky achievement sound)
20,000 score!
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- I'm just making zig-zags
for people to slip in my poop.
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- I don't see anymore people.
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I gotta go find them, huh?
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(poop expires)
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(forceful fart)
- Oh, this is a [bleep] game.
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I don't think I'll write home
to mom and dad about this one.
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(poop expires)
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(sassy clap)
- Return!
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Hilarious. Let's do it again.
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- I 'pleted two goals.
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Now I gotta ruin five dinners
and zero out of three toilet papers.
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- I'd better go poop again.
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- Okay, I'ma go that fiesta right there.
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(moist fart)
- Ooh!
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(poop splatters)
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- Now... forward.
(poop spurts)
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(car wheels squeal)
(laughing)
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(car crashes)
That's terrible.
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What did I do?
(car crashes)
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"Found secret! Going home."
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- Oh, yes! Oh dang.
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(bus wheels squeal)
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Come on!
(bus crashes)
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(pedestrians wail in pain)
Pfft.
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Those sound effects are pretty amusing.
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Oh, I managed to kill
a few people too, huh?
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(car wheels squeal)
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- What was that?
(car crashes)
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(squeaky achievement sound)
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I got one. I got one!
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- Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, yeah, there.
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(poop spurts)
(man wails)
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"Goal complete."
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- This is fun, actually.
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(gasps)
(mass pandemonium)
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(giggling)
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Okay, let's go. Keep going.
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- I want him to slip.
(man wails)
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I did another good thing?
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- People, where are you?
Oh yeah, okay, that's good.
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(pedestrians wail)
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Oh, I got some points.
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That means now I can buy things.
(exaggerated) Oooh!
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- Now, try and find those toilet papers.
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Toilet paper!
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Okay, gotta get that toilet paper.
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Wah!
(poop splatters)
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Wah!
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(poop expires)
No!
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I'm not-- I can't jump high enough!
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I think I gotta get the jump boost.
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I think there's a jump boost in the food.
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- Oh, I got X1 for the money?
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- (Derek) You can buy food abilities now.
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- "Explode with F."
With a fart.
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Okay, that's the one I want.
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- If anything that says explode,
I'm doing. Okay?
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(selecting)
(munching noise)
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Oh, how was that [inaudible] spicy?
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- "Extra speed."
Oh, this is bigger splatters.
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(deviously) Let's go for bigger splatters!
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- Jump boost.
Double jump!
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- Let's higher jump.
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(selecting)
(munching noise)
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It doesn't take that fast
to eat cotton candy.
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You don't just... (munching).
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- I'm ready. Can I go poop again?
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Wow, I've been pooping so much today.
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(moist fart)
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(poop bounces)
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(bus wheels squeal)
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(bus crashes)
(pedestrians scream)
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(full-bodied fart)
- (snickering) Okay.
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(pedestrians wail)
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- Oops, oops, oops.
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I caused... (laughing).
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(squeaky achievement sound)
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- "Goal complete."
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Oh wow, I'm good at throwing [bleep].
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(spurting fart)
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(poop bounces)
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- Where's the F button?
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(fart explodes)
(pedestrians wail)
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(evil laughter)
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I got another one. Goal complete.
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- Ooh, poop.
(man wails)
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- Oh! (laughing)
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Poop on you too.
(man wails)
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(laughing) Double poop.
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(man wails)
(other dude chimes in)
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- You go too, fool!
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- What, I killed all these people?
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Why-- why are they all on the ground?
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But what do I do now?
Do I resuscitate them?
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(poop spurts)
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- Yes! "Collected toilet paper."
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(rumbling fart)
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(pressing keyboard)
(bus tires squeal)
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- Ah, heh.
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(fart spurts)
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(squeaky achievement sound)
(pedestrials wail)
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- "Collected toilet paper."
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(forceful fart)
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(poop bounces)
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- Okay, so I need to find--
(in game: applause)
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What happened?
- (Derek) You found a secret!
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- Oh, cool. Where's another secret at?
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- I'm gonna do the "run five dinners."
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- (Derek) RUIN five dinners?
- Ruin, yeah.
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(fart)
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(poop bounces)
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Go a little...
(people wail)
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(cackling) I got you! I got you!
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Okay, this is fun.
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(loud fart)
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- Okay, ruining your dinner!
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(poop spurts)
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Ruin.
(diner screams)
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(poop spurts)
(diner wails)
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Ruined!
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(diner screams)
Excuse me.
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- Imagine they give the restaurants an F...
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(diners scream)
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... because their dinners
were ruined by a poo.
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- I want us to get to the food.
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Let's see. Up.
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(diner wails)
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- Oh, not quite up enough.
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Oh, well that's nice.
Got him right in the groin, lovely.
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(sighs) Oh god.
(poop expires)
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(cackling)
(dish shatters)
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That should count!
I knocked the damn table over.
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I could see this game's really addictive.
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It's terrible.
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- It was fun.
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I mean, you're poop
and you're slipping people.
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What could be more fun than that?
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- Kids and teens would like it,
but I don't think elderlys would like it
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because it's elderlys.
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They don't like poop!
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- Looking back at it,
it's just a fun thing.
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You know? We need
more laughter in our lives,
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so, yeah, it's cool.
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- From a commercial standpoint,
it hit its mark.
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That's the best way to put it.
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(laughing) The [bleep] hit its mark.
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- Thanks for watching us play
Muddy Heights 2 on the React channel.
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- See you next time, everyone. Bye!