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10 Strange Things On Amazon!

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    (footsteps)
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    I got high hopes for this costume.
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    I think we're actually gonna get some
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    Candy this time.
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    Let's do this.
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    (Intro theme)
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    Hello and welcome to today's
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    Halloween editon of
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    "10 Strange Things Found on Amazon."
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    Today, we're gonna be looking at
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    10 weird, strange things we found
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    On Amazon that, MOST of them
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    Have to do with Halloween
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    But most of them are just strange and
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    Weird...
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    Remember, if YOU find some weird things
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    On Amazon, send them to me using the
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    #StrangeAmazon.
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    And also, if you're enjoying this series
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    And you don't want to see me KILL IT
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    Like I kill every other series...
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    Give it a like. (◕ᗜ◕)
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    Let's begin...
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    (NUMBER ONE)
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    (Reading product title)
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    I think this is definitely something that
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    I need to wear.
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    (CHA-CHING) Add to cart!
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    This is edgy man.
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    (Brian laughs in the background) THIS
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    Is edgy, alright?
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    Lemme just roll up these sleeves
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    Here because that's hip move dude
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    That's a dope move,
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    Alright? Brian: Can you go out the rest
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    Of the day wearing that shirt?
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    Oh I will go out.
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    I will go out in this shirt
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    And you will come with me
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    And you will be, subjected to ALL of the
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    Looks that I get. The looks of, you know
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    Arousal, from this shirt.
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    Yeah... (☉‿☉)
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    "Will this shirt's magic still work if
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    I have 3 nipples?"
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    "Yes."
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    Good to know. I don't - I don't have
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    Three nipples but that person does.
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    "Life-altering!"
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    "When I put this T-shirt on for the first
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    Time, my wife left me!"
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    So maybe it has the opposite effect
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    That I anticipated.
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    "My boyfriend who's already very hot
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    Bought it and wore it and he now looks
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    Even hotter, I can't resist him."
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    I told you, I told you
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    This shirt is magic.
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    (Seductive music) Sup Ladies? ( ͡⎚‿ ͡⎚)
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    I mean just my lady?
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    Sup?
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    (Kisses smol knife)
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    Brian: Why'd you kiss that?
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    I don't know.
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    It's a little knife dude.
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    I found it on Amazon.
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    Look...
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    See?
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    It's because i'm edgy now.
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    (NUMBER TWO)
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    (Reading product title)
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    (Laughs)
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    What are these titles for these products?
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    "Very funny halloween props."
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    But it's for christmas props.
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    Which one is it ok?
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    Look at those man nipples!
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    That is something else.
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    "If I wore this with a men's slimming
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    Compression tank-top under it, then
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    A kind of tight T-shirt over it would it
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    Make the 'big muscle' illusion?"
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    (Laughs)
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    "Can someone add a picture of them with
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    This underneath a tight compression shirt?"
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    What???
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    Maybe their- i'm just hoping that they're
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    Trying to put this underneath a halloween
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    Costume.
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    Meh- see, I was right.
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    "Does a great job accenting my cosplay."
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    "I am a female and bought this to dress
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    Up like a man for a business function."
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    Wait, there's a picture.
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    There's a picture!
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    Yes!
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    YES!
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    (Laughs)
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    What is happening in this photo,
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    WHAT. IS. HAPPENING?
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    This makes me want it, i'm gonna buy it.
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    Let's add it (CHA-CHING) to cart!
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    Dun-dun-nuh-nun-dun-dun-DUHH!
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    The man nipples in ALL IT'S GLORY!
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    You know what?
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    We're gonna take to the streets to find out
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    How good these halloween costumes are
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    So that YOU don't waste your money,
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    And you don't end up on the last minute
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    With a bad costume that gets you no candy.
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    Alright, so I got my uhh little
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    Nap-sack here, my little pillow case
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    To collect all the candy because
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    The BEST costume
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    (pat,pat)
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    Is the one that yields the MOST candy. (◉.◉)
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    Now...
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    Let's test this out for you.
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    (knocking)
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    Uh a tri- a trick or treat!
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    Grandma: I don't remember ordering
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    A stripper!
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    Matt: No- uh no- no it's uh- it's a costume.
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    Grandma: Are you hitting on me?
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    Matt: No, I just want some candy.
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    Grandma: It's not even halloween yet!
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    Matt: Hallo- but- does that mean you
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    Don't have candy?
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    Alright this costume struck out a bit.
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    Uhh...
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    Well at least for candy. (◕﹏◕)
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    If you wanted something else, you maybe...
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    Have better chances getting that.
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    (NUMBER THREE)
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    (Reading product title)
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    (Laughs)
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    "A quality non-toxic tube of face paint."
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    Look at how this guy has painted his face.
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    Why is he so happy about it?
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    What is so pleasing about this face paint?
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    "I purchased this for an African-American
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    Friend of mine in New York who frequently
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    Has trouble hailing a cab.
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    Well, he used this face paint and now cabs
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    Are picking him up."
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    I hope that's not true...
Title:
10 Strange Things On Amazon!
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
15:07

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