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Scottish star trek

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    (laughter)
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    (Narrator) In the year 2345
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    the federation of planets
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    opened the Starfleet Academy
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    near Carnoustie in Scotland.
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    Four years later,
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    its first graduates emerged
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    to find themselves
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    rewarded with the command
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    of Starfleet's newest
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    and most powerful vessel:
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    The ion impulse powered
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    Aurora.
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    >>Right Ensign! Gee us warp factor 10
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    we'll open this big bastard up
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    and see if it's shit off a shovel or not.
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    >>No danger, get your belts on!
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    >>No chance of us wearing belts
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    like a bunch of big poofters!
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    >>Captain!
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    >>What?
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    >>Will ya let us go to the replicator?
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    I'm starving!
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    >>Aye, as long as ya bring us back
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    a mug of Royal Game soup and
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    a couple o' outsiders.
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    >>Cap'n!
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    >>What now?
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    >>There's a right big whore
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    of a spaceship coming
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    towards us! You will
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    Ya want to see the bastard
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    size of the thing.
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    It's a good une or trois
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    sizes bigger than ours, ken?
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    (laughter)
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    Narrator: These graduates never
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    backed away from conflict
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    as they were fearless
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    and highly trained.
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    >>I told you afore
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    any more of your fuss and
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    I'll stick this right
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    in your claggerback.
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    (laughter)
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    (Machine clicks on, whirs)
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    >>What are you doing, you dafty?
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    >>Well I'm just having a go
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    in the holodeck, captain
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    I'm holodeck daft, ken?
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    (machine whirring)
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    >>Oh!
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    (glass breaking)
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    (yells)
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    Narrator: Take a journey
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    into the unknown
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    with Captain McConnell
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    >>Set phasers to malkie!
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    Narrator: His number one, O'Donnell,
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    >>It's like hee-haw I've ever
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    seen afore, Cap'n, ken?
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    Narrator: Doctor McDonald
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    >>He's dead, captain, stone dead
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    no pulse or nothing.
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    Will you stop
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    keeking at my ass
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    you pervert?!
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    Narrator: Ensign McCaig, the android
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    and McDade, the communications officer.
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    >>Captian, we are meddling with
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    forces we canny possibly comprehend.
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    >>You ken fine well you're
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    gagging for it, eh?
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    >>You have no chance of
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    getting your hole, you're an
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    android you've can't
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    gotta knob!
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    Voice: In sixty seconds
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    we will board your ship and you
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    will surrender the vessel to us!
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    Acht away and don't
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    talk pish!
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    Narrator: Taysiders in space
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    in amongst youse.
Title:
Scottish star trek
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