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100 Americans Try Their Best British Accent | Keep it 100 | Cut

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    - Teas and crumpets and spotted dick.
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    (bouncy club music)
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    - Oh hello there. Urgh.
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    - I can't very well eat...urgh.
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    - Like doing like a British accent
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    is like really, really hard mate.
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    - I have no idea.
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    - I really don't have a British accent.
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    - British, British.
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    I'm British now.
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    - Sure feels good to be
    in jolly old England.
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    - We should head like
    head over to the balcony.
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    Grab a... (laughs)
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    - God save the queen.
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    - Oh I like her, I really
    like her (smooching)
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    - Will you be taking the
    Lamborghini Mr. Wayne?
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    - My girlfriend said--
    - Ah, bloo-meh mate.
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    - It's raining again.
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    - Right-i-o, all this this
    blasted pickle I be eatin'?
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    (laughter)
    - Alright?
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    - Mate.
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    - Hey, how you doin' there mate?
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    Well, I guess that's more Australian.
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    - Crikey!
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    - This is about as good of a
    British accent as I can muster.
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    - Can pass me the butter?
    - Can I have some more--
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    - Beans.
    - Or some potatoes.
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    - Will you like to have a cup of tea?
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    - Six lumps of sugar?
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    - And a spotted dick.
    - Fill her up.
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    - Can I get a--
    - Cup--
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    - Tea.
    - Tea.
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    - Tea.
    - Cup of tea please.
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    - Can I get some water please?
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    (girl and interviewer laughs)
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    - You wanna go play some soccer?
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    - Grab a pint at the pub?
    - Three shillings.
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    - It's a jolly holiday
    with you Mary Poppins.
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    - I tell everyone that I'm from London,
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    and I'm here on a work visa.
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    - It's proper fit, mate.
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    - 'E--
    - llo--
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    - Governor.
    - I'll see you in the morning.
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    - You must be reasonable.
    - Henry 'iggins.
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    - Oh, hello--
    - Stranger.
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    - How you doing? (laughs)
    - What's your name?
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    - My name is--
    - Sherlock Holmes.
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    - Darling.
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    - Would you like to go for a walk?
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    - Alright!
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    - I'm confident, beautiful and funny.
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    - I'm Emma Watson.
    - Harry--
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    - Potter.
    - Bloody hell, Harry Potter.
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    - Ronald, you've got dirt on your nose.
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    Did you know?
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    And he's like: whatever
    (snaps fingers) bitch.
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    - Hello.
    - Poppet.
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    - Meet my daughter, Clementine. (laughs)
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    - D'you like to go to the movies sometime?
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    - I'm going to put you through Hollywood.
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    - How are doing, my darling?
    - Jolly good!
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    - Thanks.
    - You--
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    - Bloody--
    - Wanker.
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    - Cool.
    - Blimey.
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    - Bollocks.
    - Bridget Jones.
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    - Penis.
    - Pullin' a fuckin' face.
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    - Fuckin' hell.
    - I can't believe you.
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    - Bloody crumb truffle on her
    majesty's hairy bosom sacks.
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    - Would you like to come for dinner?
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    I can't.
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    - [Interviewer] Say bloody cunt.
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    (girl gasps)
    - Fuck--
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    - In'--
    - Cunt.
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    - Will you go out to a movie with me?
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    - Hel--
    - Lo.
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    - Fella.
    - Have you seen my jumper?
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    - Chip--
    - Pip--
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    - Cheerio.
    - Cheerio.
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    - Cheerio, chap.
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    - Hello, we are not available right now
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    but we'll be back in a jiffy.
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    So please leave a message, cheerio.
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100 Americans Try Their Best British Accent | Keep it 100 | Cut
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