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Erm, ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Phil Coutinho!
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As you can see, the magic has come back!
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Jesus Christ - he ‘s turned him into Dirk Kuyt!
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What have you done to my face Phil?
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Oh dear, since I left England the magic has faded a little bit…
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Don’t worry Phil, I’ll help you get the magic back!
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Erm... first try these boots…
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And the name is Phil Coutinho!
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As you will see…
They give a mighty whack! Yes!
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Now for the shirt, I will give you...
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- The 1-0!
- What?
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Go ahead Phil...
You can send Buendia back!
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What?
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Listen up gentlemen I give you...
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Phil Coutinho!
As you will see the magic has come back!
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Let’s try the hair of a former Villa hero...
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And one more tweak…
The world’s smallest shinpads!
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That's it!
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Boy from Brazil! And my name is
Phil Coutinho!
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- That samba skil!
- Born and raised in Rio De Janeiro!
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Drill after drill!
I’ll be Aston VIlla’s hero!
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Boy from Brazil!
And my name is Phil!
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How to rediscover your old magic:
4. Wear the hairstyle of a former Man City Hero
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Time for a spell... I’ll make the world forget your slip...
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Yes!
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Boy from Brazil! And my name is
Phil Coutinho!
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- That samba skil!
- Born and raised in Rio De Janeiro!
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Drill after drill!
I’ll be Aston VIlla’s hero!
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Boy from Brazil!
And my name is Phil!
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Now Phil has got his magic back…
I’ve asked him to conjure me up a Spanish Left Back!
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Oh yes, it’s Lucas Digne!
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No, it’s another one of my former Liverpool teammates...
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Alberto Moreno!
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And it doesn’t stop there, go head, Phil…
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Vladimir Smicer! Emile Heskey! And...
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- Sloth from the Goonies?!
- Dirk Kuyt!
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- Oh, my bad…
- Up the Villains!
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And remember Phil, play well and you’ll be my next 100 millions pound signing at Manchester City!
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Wahoo!
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What?!
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Dickhead...
