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Amères Frites - VF Kask master 2012 (animation)

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    Bitter Fries
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    Welcome to my kiosk, you lovers of fries!
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    Please be patient, you'll get a surprise!
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    Come a little closer,
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    listen to me!
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    I'll tell you a story about our country,
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    to shorten the wait!
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    A comedy full of love, fries, and hate!
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    Quiet, little one!
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    Music please, Mr. Toad!
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    When the Manneken Pis is asleep,
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    is where we start our story.
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    In the middle of the night,
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    on de Brouckère Street, Apartment C.
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    Here's where my favourite couple is found!
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    Here's Mr. Lion, the best hunter around.
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    Ms. Rooster, the Best Egg Award she's got.
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    To make ends meet, they tied the knot.
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    But something's not right.
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    The more time goes by,
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    the more they fight.
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    For example,
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    this husband sure loves to sleep late.
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    Too bad!
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    His dear spouse, she just can't wait!
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    She wakes him up early,
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    just the way he hates!
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    Seven A.M.
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    It's breakfast time for the wife.
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    But her husband was there during the night!
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    Every morning, she gets the shock of her life!
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    It's always so hard for Lion to rise.
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    He puts his feet on the ground... Surprise!
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    He's covered in egg, up to his thighs.
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    Ms. Rooster loves to vacuum every day.
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    She's so passionate, she's so gay.
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    But the predator's tail always get in the way.
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    “Enough is enough!” they think in contemplation.
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    Forget about love,
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    they don't want mediation.
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    Each of them chooses a deadly solution...
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    He decides on a gun,
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    she chooses poison.
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    To prepare this special threat for your man,
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    use fries,
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    tartar sauce,
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    and rat poison.
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    Mix it, one, two, three times et voilà chéri!
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    “Here your fries, honey, bon appétit”
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    A glare of anger comes across Lion's face!
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    “Uggh! What on earth is this bitter taste?”
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    He spits out the sauce very far.
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    "I wanted samourai sauce,
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    not sauce tartare!"
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    The chicken's plan did not succeed.
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    Disappointed, she returns to their flat.
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    Her husband is still hungry.
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    He decides to eat.
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    He now goes home...
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    we'll come back to that.
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    But let me take a moment to present to you,
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    Plato, a canine snob.
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    He fancies himself a philosophical pet.
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    But actually...
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    He's as dumb as they get!
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    Instead of dialectics, he thinks about digestion.
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    “Where's my next meat?”, that's the question.
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    He devours the fries.
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    One, two, three!
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    And goes back to Mr. Cat instantly.
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    The king's dog reaches the palace after an hour.
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    There's a pain in his stomach,
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    and it tastes so sour.
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    And in the lobby,
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    he dies tragically!
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    The gardener floods the palace full of water.
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    The alarm starts to ring more than ever.
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    The servants have to come quickly,
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    They must save the palace,
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    with their agility!
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    In his private quarters, the king,
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    is totally distressed by this disaster.
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    He can't bear the humour of his butler.
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    To make him stop, he just needs to ring.
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    The kitchen is truly empty.
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    So, no one can smell or see,
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    the gas, which unsuspectedly,
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    leaks through the palace so dangerously!
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    Quite exhausted, the servant comes back,
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    carrying the king's pipe filled with tobbaco.
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    Out of his aquarium, the king, with no fright,
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    waits for Mr. Weasel to give him a light...
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    Boom!
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    Mr. Lion is watching the news of the day.
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    Today, they're so boring, that's really not okay.
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    When his wife turns on her favourite machine,
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    evil thoughts enter his brain!
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    He decides it's time for her,
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    to star in her very last scene.
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    He takes out his gun.
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    And threatens Ms. Rooster.
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    “Die, you dodo!”
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    He pulls the trigger.
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    But the chicken is so fast, faster than the Lion.
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    She lays the biggest egg, straight into the canon!
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    A rain of egg,
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    now falls upon their heads!
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    The egg rains on the royal property.
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    Too bad for his poor majesty,
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    who was being taken to a medical facility.
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    That's how our grace eventually passes away,
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    while our couple, very excited,
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    suddenly change their ways!
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    Hey guess what guys, my story is over!
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    Now watch this, you French-fry lovers!
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    I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy your dinner!
Title:
Amères Frites - VF Kask master 2012 (animation)
Description:

Film animation. Résumé: Dans un Fritkot de Bruxelles, les clients s'impatientent. Du coup, le vendeur se met à leur raconter l'histoire farfelue de Monsieur Lion et Madame Coq, qui en essayant de s'entretuer, vont mettre la Belgique sans dessus-dessous!
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