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Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective Vietsub

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    I believe that good
    sportsmanship and honesty
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    are more important than just
    about anything when it comes to
    sports,
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    so I took it upon myself to share that lesson with the
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    next generation of professional athletes, kids,
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    by hooking them up to a fake lie
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    detector and driving them crazy.
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    And here's how that went.
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    Ồ chào cháu.
    Cháu thế nào?
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    Dạ tốt ạ.
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    Cảm ơn cháu đã đến đây!
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    Chú là Cảnh sát viên Jimmy.
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    Còn đây là Ông tiên sự thật.
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    The Truth Fairy is going to hook
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    cái máy ngay bây giờ
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    Do you know what
    a lie detector is?
    No.
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    A lie detector is a
    machine that can tell if
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    you're lying or telling the
    truth.
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    So you must always tell the
    truth.
    Okay?
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    Okay.
    All right.
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    And now we're going to
    put this on your head and
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    we'll be all ready to go.
    Wow.
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    That's right.
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    He's got more gel than
    you, Truth Fairy.
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    Yeah. Yeah.
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    Do you gel your hair?
    Yes. Okay.
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    All right. Let's start with your
    name.
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    What is your name?
    Blake.
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    Okay, very good.
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    How old are you, Blake?
    7 years old. 7 years old.
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    What grade are you in?
    First grade.
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    Do you like school?
    Yep.
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    (Machine buzzes.)
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    Do you like school?
    No. No.
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    Why don't you like it?
    I'm bad at science.
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    You're bad at science?
    Yes.
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    You don't like science?
    No.
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    Because it's boring?
    Yes.
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    What courses do you like?
    Math.
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    You like math.
    Yes. Okay.
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    What's 8 plus 8?
    16.
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    (Machine buzzes.)
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    14.
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    Have you ever peed
    in the swimming pool? No.
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    (Machine buzzes.)
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    A little bit?
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    Hold on, let me ask
    the Truth Fairy.
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    Truth Fairy, have you ever
    peed in the swimming pool? Yes.
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    You? Yes.
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    Yes, yes.
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    I think we all have.
    It's fun.
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    It's great.
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    Sometimes I stand up on
    the side and pee into the
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    swimming pool.
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    It's a lot of fun. Um.
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    Who do you like better,
    your mother or a puppy?
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    My mother.
    Your mother?
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    Why?
    Because she takes care of me.
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    And puppies don't.
    No.
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    Puppies only care
    about themselves. Yes.
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    Puppies are very selfish.
    Yes.
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    Do you hate puppies?
    No.
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    (Machine buzzes.)
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    Do you hate puppies?
    Yes.
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    Do you feel like I could
    get you to say anything
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    with this machine? No.
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    (Machine buzzes.)
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    Yes.
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    Who do you think is
    smarter, your mom or dad?
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    Hmmm, dad.
    Dad?
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    Why is dad smarter?
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    He knows way more history.
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    He knows more history?
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    Does your mom ever
    do dumb things? No.
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    (Machine buzzes.)
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    Does mom ever
    do dumb things?
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    Yes.
    She does.
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    What kinds of dumb
    things does she do?
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    She says bad words.
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    Oh, she says bad words.
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    Like the really bad words?
    Yeah. Whoa.
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    Do you ever say bad words?
    No.
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    (Machine buzzes.)
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    Sometimes?
    A little bit.
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    A little bit with
    your friends?
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    What are some of your
    favorite bad words?
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    (word gets beeped over.)
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    That's one of
    my favorites.
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    I don't know if we can
    continue with this.
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    Thank you, Blake.
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Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective Vietsub
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Video Language:
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Duration:
04:10
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