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Part 1 - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes Audiobook by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Adventures 01-02)

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    THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES by
    SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
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    ADVENTURE I.
    A SCANDAL IN BOHEMIA
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    I.
    To Sherlock Holmes she is always THE woman.
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    I have seldom heard him mention her under
    any other name.
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    In his eyes she eclipses and predominates
    the whole of her sex.
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    It was not that he felt any emotion akin to
    love for Irene Adler.
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    All emotions, and that one particularly,
    were abhorrent to his cold, precise but
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    admirably balanced mind.
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    He was, I take it, the most perfect
    reasoning and observing machine that the
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    world has seen, but as a lover he would
    have placed himself in a false position.
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    He never spoke of the softer passions, save
    with a gibe and a sneer.
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    They were admirable things for the
    observer--excellent for drawing the veil
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    from men's motives and actions.
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    But for the trained reasoner to admit such
    intrusions into his own delicate and finely
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    adjusted temperament was to introduce a
    distracting factor which might throw a
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    doubt upon all his mental results.
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    Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack
    in one of his own high-power lenses, would
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    not be more disturbing than a strong
    emotion in a nature such as his.
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    And yet there was but one woman to him, and
    that woman was the late Irene Adler, of
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    dubious and questionable memory.
    I had seen little of Holmes lately.
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    My marriage had drifted us away from each
    other.
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    My own complete happiness, and the home-
    centred interests which rise up around the
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    man who first finds himself master of his
    own establishment, were sufficient to
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    absorb all my attention, while Holmes, who
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    loathed every form of society with his
    whole Bohemian soul, remained in our
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    lodgings in Baker Street, buried among his
    old books, and alternating from week to
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    week between cocaine and ambition, the
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    drowsiness of the drug, and the fierce
    energy of his own keen nature.
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    He was still, as ever, deeply attracted by
    the study of crime, and occupied his
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    immense faculties and extraordinary powers
    of observation in following out those
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    clues, and clearing up those mysteries
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    which had been abandoned as hopeless by the
    official police.
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    From time to time I heard some vague
    account of his doings: of his summons to
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    Odessa in the case of the Trepoff murder,
    of his clearing up of the singular tragedy
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    of the Atkinson brothers at Trincomalee,
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    and finally of the mission which he had
    accomplished so delicately and successfully
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    for the reigning family of Holland.
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    Beyond these signs of his activity,
    however, which I merely shared with all the
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    readers of the daily press, I knew little
    of my former friend and companion.
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    One night--it was on the twentieth of
    March, 1888--I was returning from a journey
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    to a patient (for I had now returned to
    civil practice), when my way led me through
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    Baker Street.
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    As I passed the well-remembered door, which
    must always be associated in my mind with
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    my wooing, and with the dark incidents of
    the Study in Scarlet, I was seized with a
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    keen desire to see Holmes again, and to
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    know how he was employing his extraordinary
    powers.
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    His rooms were brilliantly lit, and, even
    as I looked up, I saw his tall, spare
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    figure pass twice in a dark silhouette
    against the blind.
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    He was pacing the room swiftly, eagerly,
    with his head sunk upon his chest and his
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    hands clasped behind him.
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    To me, who knew his every mood and habit,
    his attitude and manner told their own
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    story.
    He was at work again.
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    He had risen out of his drug-created dreams
    and was hot upon the scent of some new
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    problem.
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    I rang the bell and was shown up to the
    chamber which had formerly been in part my
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    own.
    His manner was not effusive.
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    It seldom was; but he was glad, I think, to
    see me.
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    With hardly a word spoken, but with a
    kindly eye, he waved me to an armchair,
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    threw across his case of cigars, and
    indicated a spirit case and a gasogene in
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    the corner.
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    Then he stood before the fire and looked me
    over in his singular introspective fashion.
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    "Wedlock suits you," he remarked.
    "I think, Watson, that you have put on
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    seven and a half pounds since I saw you."
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    "Seven!"
    I answered.
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    "Indeed, I should have thought a little
    more.
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    Just a trifle more, I fancy, Watson.
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    And in practice again, I observe.
    You did not tell me that you intended to go
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    into harness."
    "Then, how do you know?"
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    "I see it, I deduce it.
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    How do I know that you have been getting
    yourself very wet lately, and that you have
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    a most clumsy and careless servant girl?"
    "My dear Holmes," said I, "this is too
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    much.
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    You would certainly have been burned, had
    you lived a few centuries ago.
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    It is true that I had a country walk on
    Thursday and came home in a dreadful mess,
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    but as I have changed my clothes I can't
    imagine how you deduce it.
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    As to Mary Jane, she is incorrigible, and
    my wife has given her notice, but there,
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    again, I fail to see how you work it out."
    He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long,
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    nervous hands together.
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    "It is simplicity itself," said he; "my
    eyes tell me that on the inside of your
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    left shoe, just where the firelight strikes
    it, the leather is scored by six almost
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    parallel cuts.
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    Obviously they have been caused by someone
    who has very carelessly scraped round the
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    edges of the sole in order to remove
    crusted mud from it.
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    Hence, you see, my double deduction that
    you had been out in vile weather, and that
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    you had a particularly malignant boot-
    slitting specimen of the London slavey.
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    As to your practice, if a gentleman walks
    into my rooms smelling of iodoform, with a
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    black mark of nitrate of silver upon his
    right forefinger, and a bulge on the right
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    side of his top-hat to show where he has
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    secreted his stethoscope, I must be dull,
    indeed, if I do not pronounce him to be an
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    active member of the medical profession."
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    I could not help laughing at the ease with
    which he explained his process of
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    deduction.
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    "When I hear you give your reasons," I
    remarked, "the thing always appears to me
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    to be so ridiculously simple that I could
    easily do it myself, though at each
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    successive instance of your reasoning I am
    baffled until you explain your process.
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    And yet I believe that my eyes are as good
    as yours."
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    "Quite so," he answered, lighting a
    cigarette, and throwing himself down into
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    an armchair.
    "You see, but you do not observe.
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    The distinction is clear.
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    For example, you have frequently seen the
    steps which lead up from the hall to this
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    room."
    "Frequently."
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    "How often?"
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    "Well, some hundreds of times."
    "Then how many are there?"
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    "How many?
    I don't know."
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    "Quite so!
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    You have not observed.
    And yet you have seen.
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    That is just my point.
    Now, I know that there are seventeen steps,
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    because I have both seen and observed.
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    By-the-way, since you are interested in
    these little problems, and since you are
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    good enough to chronicle one or two of my
    trifling experiences, you may be interested
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    in this."
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    He threw over a sheet of thick, pink-tinted
    note-paper which had been lying open upon
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    the table.
    "It came by the last post," said he.
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    "Read it aloud."
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    The note was undated, and without either
    signature or address.
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    "There will call upon you to-night, at a
    quarter to eight o'clock," it said, "a
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    gentleman who desires to consult you upon a
    matter of the very deepest moment.
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    Your recent services to one of the royal
    houses of Europe have shown that you are
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    one who may safely be trusted with matters
    which are of an importance which can hardly
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    be exaggerated.
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    This account of you we have from all
    quarters received.
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    Be in your chamber then at that hour, and
    do not take it amiss if your visitor wear a
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    mask."
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    "This is indeed a mystery," I remarked.
    "What do you imagine that it means?"
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    "I have no data yet.
    It is a capital mistake to theorize before
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    one has data.
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    Insensibly one begins to twist facts to
    suit theories, instead of theories to suit
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    facts.
    But the note itself.
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    What do you deduce from it?"
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    I carefully examined the writing, and the
    paper upon which it was written.
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    "The man who wrote it was presumably well
    to do," I remarked, endeavouring to imitate
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    my companion's processes.
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    "Such paper could not be bought under half
    a crown a packet.
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    It is peculiarly strong and stiff."
    "Peculiar--that is the very word," said
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    Holmes.
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    "It is not an English paper at all.
    Hold it up to the light."
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    I did so, and saw a large "E" with a small
    "g," a "P," and a large "G" with a small
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    "t" woven into the texture of the paper.
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    "What do you make of that?" asked Holmes.
    "The name of the maker, no doubt; or his
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    monogram, rather."
    "Not at all.
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    The 'G' with the small 't' stands for
    'Gesellschaft,' which is the German for
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    'Company.'
    It is a customary contraction like our
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    'Co.'
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    'P,' of course, stands for 'Papier.'
    Now for the 'Eg.'
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    Let us glance at our Continental
    Gazetteer."
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    He took down a heavy brown volume from his
    shelves.
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    "Eglow, Eglonitz--here we are, Egria.
    It is in a German-speaking country--in
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    Bohemia, not far from Carlsbad.
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    'Remarkable as being the scene of the death
    of Wallenstein, and for its numerous glass-
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    factories and paper-mills.'
    Ha, ha, my boy, what do you make of that?"
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    His eyes sparkled, and he sent up a great
    blue triumphant cloud from his cigarette.
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    "The paper was made in Bohemia," I said.
    "Precisely.
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    And the man who wrote the note is a German.
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    Do you note the peculiar construction of
    the sentence--'This account of you we have
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    from all quarters received.'
    A Frenchman or Russian could not have
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    written that.
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    It is the German who is so uncourteous to
    his verbs.
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    It only remains, therefore, to discover
    what is wanted by this German who writes
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    upon Bohemian paper and prefers wearing a
    mask to showing his face.
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    And here he comes, if I am not mistaken, to
    resolve all our doubts."
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    As he spoke there was the sharp sound of
    horses' hoofs and grating wheels against
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    the curb, followed by a sharp pull at the
    bell.
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    Holmes whistled.
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    "A pair, by the sound," said he.
    "Yes," he continued, glancing out of the
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    window.
    "A nice little brougham and a pair of
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    beauties.
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    A hundred and fifty guineas apiece.
    There's money in this case, Watson, if
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    there is nothing else."
    "I think that I had better go, Holmes."
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    "Not a bit, Doctor.
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    Stay where you are.
    I am lost without my Boswell.
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    And this promises to be interesting.
    It would be a pity to miss it."
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    "But your client--"
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    "Never mind him.
    I may want your help, and so may he.
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    Here he comes.
    Sit down in that armchair, Doctor, and give
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    us your best attention."
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    A slow and heavy step, which had been heard
    upon the stairs and in the passage, paused
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    immediately outside the door.
    Then there was a loud and authoritative
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    tap.
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    "Come in!" said Holmes.
    A man entered who could hardly have been
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    less than six feet six inches in height,
    with the chest and limbs of a Hercules.
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    His dress was rich with a richness which
    would, in England, be looked upon as akin
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    to bad taste.
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    Heavy bands of astrakhan were slashed
    across the sleeves and fronts of his
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    double-breasted coat, while the deep blue
    cloak which was thrown over his shoulders
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    was lined with flame-coloured silk and
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    secured at the neck with a brooch which
    consisted of a single flaming beryl.
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    Boots which extended halfway up his calves,
    and which were trimmed at the tops with
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    rich brown fur, completed the impression of
    barbaric opulence which was suggested by
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    his whole appearance.
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    He carried a broad-brimmed hat in his hand,
    while he wore across the upper part of his
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    face, extending down past the cheekbones, a
    black vizard mask, which he had apparently
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    adjusted that very moment, for his hand was
    still raised to it as he entered.
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    From the lower part of the face he appeared
    to be a man of strong character, with a
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    thick, hanging lip, and a long, straight
    chin suggestive of resolution pushed to the
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    length of obstinacy.
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    "You had my note?" he asked with a deep
    harsh voice and a strongly marked German
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    accent.
    "I told you that I would call."
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    He looked from one to the other of us, as
    if uncertain which to address.
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    "Pray take a seat," said Holmes.
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    "This is my friend and colleague, Dr.
    Watson, who is occasionally good enough to
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    help me in my cases.
    Whom have I the honour to address?"
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    "You may address me as the Count Von Kramm,
    a Bohemian nobleman.
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    I understand that this gentleman, your
    friend, is a man of honour and discretion,
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    whom I may trust with a matter of the most
    extreme importance.
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    If not, I should much prefer to communicate
    with you alone."
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    I rose to go, but Holmes caught me by the
    wrist and pushed me back into my chair.
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    "It is both, or none," said he.
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    "You may say before this gentleman anything
    which you may say to me."
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    The Count shrugged his broad shoulders.
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    "Then I must begin," said he, "by binding
    you both to absolute secrecy for two years;
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    at the end of that time the matter will be
    of no importance.
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    At present it is not too much to say that
    it is of such weight it may have an
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    influence upon European history."
    "I promise," said Holmes.
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    "And I."
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    "You will excuse this mask," continued our
    strange visitor.
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    "The august person who employs me wishes
    his agent to be unknown to you, and I may
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    confess at once that the title by which I
    have just called myself is not exactly my
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    "I was aware of it," said Holmes dryly.
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    own."
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    "The circumstances are of great delicacy,
    and every precaution has to be taken to
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    quench what might grow to be an immense
    scandal and seriously compromise one of the
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    reigning families of Europe.
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    To speak plainly, the matter implicates the
    great House of Ormstein, hereditary kings
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    of Bohemia."
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    "I was also aware of that," murmured
    Holmes, settling himself down in his
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    armchair and closing his eyes.
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    Our visitor glanced with some apparent
    surprise at the languid, lounging figure of
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    the man who had been no doubt depicted to
    him as the most incisive reasoner and most
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    energetic agent in Europe.
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    Holmes slowly reopened his eyes and looked
    impatiently at his gigantic client.
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    "If your Majesty would condescend to state
    your case," he remarked, "I should be
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    better able to advise you."
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    The man sprang from his chair and paced up
    and down the room in uncontrollable
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    agitation.
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    Then, with a gesture of desperation, he
    tore the mask from his face and hurled it
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    upon the ground.
    "You are right," he cried; "I am the King.
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    Why should I attempt to conceal it?"
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    "Why, indeed?" murmured Holmes.
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    "Your Majesty had not spoken before I was
    aware that I was addressing Wilhelm
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    Gottsreich Sigismond von Ormstein, Grand
    Duke of Cassel-Felstein, and hereditary
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    King of Bohemia."
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    "But you can understand," said our strange
    visitor, sitting down once more and passing
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    his hand over his high white forehead, "you
    can understand that I am not accustomed to
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    doing such business in my own person.
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    Yet the matter was so delicate that I could
    not confide it to an agent without putting
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    myself in his power.
    I have come incognito from Prague for the
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    purpose of consulting you."
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    "Then, pray consult," said Holmes, shutting
    his eyes once more.
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    "The facts are briefly these: Some five
    years ago, during a lengthy visit to
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    Warsaw, I made the acquaintance of the
    well-known adventuress, Irene Adler.
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    The name is no doubt familiar to you."
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    "Kindly look her up in my index, Doctor,"
    murmured Holmes without opening his eyes.
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    For many years he had adopted a system of
    docketing all paragraphs concerning men and
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    things, so that it was difficult to name a
    subject or a person on which he could not
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    at once furnish information.
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    In this case I found her biography
    sandwiched in between that of a Hebrew
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    rabbi and that of a staff-commander who had
    written a monograph upon the deep-sea
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    fishes.
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    "Let me see!" said Holmes.
    "Hum!
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    Born in New Jersey in the year 1858.
    Contralto--hum!
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    La Scala, hum!
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    Prima donna Imperial Opera of Warsaw--yes!
    Retired from operatic stage--ha!
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    Living in London--quite so!
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    Your Majesty, as I understand, became
    entangled with this young person, wrote her
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    some compromising letters, and is now
    desirous of getting those letters back."
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    "Precisely so.
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    But how--"
    "Was there a secret marriage?"
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    "None."
    "No legal papers or certificates?"
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    "None."
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    "Then I fail to follow your Majesty.
    If this young person should produce her
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    letters for blackmailing or other purposes,
    how is she to prove their authenticity?"
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    "There is the writing."
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    "Pooh, pooh!
    Forgery."
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    "My private note-paper."
    "Stolen."
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    "My own seal."
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    "Imitated."
    "My photograph."
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    "Bought."
    "We were both in the photograph."
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    "Oh, dear!
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    That is very bad!
    Your Majesty has indeed committed an
  • 20:25 - 20:32
    indiscretion."
    "I was mad--insane."
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    "You have compromised yourself seriously."
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    "I was only Crown Prince then.
    I was young.
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    I am but thirty now."
    "It must be recovered."
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    "We have tried and failed."
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    "Your Majesty must pay.
    It must be bought."
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    "She will not sell."
    "Stolen, then."
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    "Five attempts have been made.
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    Twice burglars in my pay ransacked her
    house.
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    Once we diverted her luggage when she
    travelled.
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    Twice she has been waylaid.
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    There has been no result."
    "No sign of it?"
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    "Absolutely none."
    Holmes laughed.
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    "It is quite a pretty little problem," said
    he.
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    "But a very serious one to me," returned
    the King reproachfully.
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    "Very, indeed.
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    And what does she propose to do with the
    photograph?"
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    "To ruin me."
    "But how?"
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    "I am about to be married."
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    "So I have heard."
    "To Clotilde Lothman von Saxe-Meningen,
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    second daughter of the King of Scandinavia.
    You may know the strict principles of her
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    family.
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    She is herself the very soul of delicacy.
    A shadow of a doubt as to my conduct would
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    bring the matter to an end."
    "And Irene Adler?"
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    "Threatens to send them the photograph.
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    And she will do it.
    I know that she will do it.
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    You do not know her, but she has a soul of
    steel.
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    She has the face of the most beautiful of
    women, and the mind of the most resolute of
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    men.
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    Rather than I should marry another woman,
    there are no lengths to which she would not
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    go--none."
    "You are sure that she has not sent it
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    yet?"
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    "I am sure."
    "And why?"
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    "Because she has said that she would send
    it on the day when the betrothal was
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    publicly proclaimed.
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    That will be next Monday."
    "Oh, then we have three days yet," said
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    Holmes with a yawn.
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    "That is very fortunate, as I have one or
    two matters of importance to look into just
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    at present.
    Your Majesty will, of course, stay in
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    London for the present?"
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    "Certainly.
    You will find me at the Langham under the
  • 23:02 - 23:07
    name of the Count Von Kramm."
    "Then I shall drop you a line to let you
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    know how we progress."
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    "Pray do so.
    I shall be all anxiety."
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    "Then, as to money?"
    "You have carte blanche."
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    "Absolutely?"
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    "I tell you that I would give one of the
    provinces of my kingdom to have that
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    photograph."
    "And for present expenses?"
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    The King took a heavy chamois leather bag
    from under his cloak and laid it on the
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    table.
    "There are three hundred pounds in gold and
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    seven hundred in notes," he said.
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    Holmes scribbled a receipt upon a sheet of
    his note-book and handed it to him.
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    "And Mademoiselle's address?" he asked.
    "Is Briony Lodge, Serpentine Avenue, St.
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    John's Wood."
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    Holmes took a note of it.
    "One other question," said he.
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    "Was the photograph a cabinet?"
    "It was."
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    "Then, good-night, your Majesty, and I
    trust that we shall soon have some good
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    news for you.
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    And good-night, Watson," he added, as the
    wheels of the royal brougham rolled down
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    the street.
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    "If you will be good enough to call to-
    morrow afternoon at three o'clock I should
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    like to chat this little matter over with
    you."
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    II.
    At three o'clock precisely I was at Baker
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    Street, but Holmes had not yet returned.
  • 24:38 - 24:42
    The landlady informed me that he had left
    the house shortly after eight o'clock in
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    the morning.
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    I sat down beside the fire, however, with
    the intention of awaiting him, however long
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    he might be.
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    I was already deeply interested in his
    inquiry, for, though it was surrounded by
  • 24:54 - 24:59
    none of the grim and strange features which
    were associated with the two crimes which I
  • 24:59 - 25:03
    have already recorded, still, the nature of
  • 25:03 - 25:08
    the case and the exalted station of his
    client gave it a character of its own.
  • 25:08 - 25:13
    Indeed, apart from the nature of the
    investigation which my friend had on hand,
  • 25:13 - 25:20
    there was something in his masterly grasp
    of a situation, and his keen, incisive
  • 25:20 - 25:22
    reasoning, which made it a pleasure to me
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    to study his system of work, and to follow
    the quick, subtle methods by which he
  • 25:27 - 25:31
    disentangled the most inextricable
    mysteries.
  • 25:31 - 25:36
    So accustomed was I to his invariable
    success that the very possibility of his
  • 25:36 - 25:40
    failing had ceased to enter into my head.
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    It was close upon four before the door
    opened, and a drunken-looking groom, ill-
  • 25:45 - 25:51
    kempt and side-whiskered, with an inflamed
    face and disreputable clothes, walked into
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    the room.
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    Accustomed as I was to my friend's amazing
    powers in the use of disguises, I had to
  • 25:59 - 26:03
    look three times before I was certain that
    it was indeed he.
  • 26:03 - 26:07
    With a nod he vanished into the bedroom,
    whence he emerged in five minutes tweed-
  • 26:07 - 26:11
    suited and respectable, as of old.
  • 26:11 - 26:15
    Putting his hands into his pockets, he
    stretched out his legs in front of the fire
  • 26:15 - 26:18
    and laughed heartily for some minutes.
  • 26:18 - 26:24
    "Well, really!" he cried, and then he
    choked and laughed again until he was
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    obliged to lie back, limp and helpless, in
    the chair.
  • 26:29 - 26:29
    "What is it?"
  • 26:29 - 26:35
    "It's quite too funny.
    I am sure you could never guess how I
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    employed my morning, or what I ended by
    doing."
  • 26:39 - 26:42
    "I can't imagine.
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    I suppose that you have been watching the
    habits, and perhaps the house, of Miss
  • 26:47 - 26:50
    Irene Adler."
    "Quite so; but the sequel was rather
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    unusual.
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    I will tell you, however.
    I left the house a little after eight
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    o'clock this morning in the character of a
    groom out of work.
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    There is a wonderful sympathy and
    freemasonry among horsey men.
  • 27:05 - 27:09
    Be one of them, and you will know all that
    there is to know.
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    I soon found Briony Lodge.
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    It is a bijou villa, with a garden at the
    back, but built out in front right up to
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    the road, two stories.
    Chubb lock to the door.
  • 27:20 - 27:26
    Large sitting-room on the right side, well
    furnished, with long windows almost to the
  • 27:26 - 27:32
    floor, and those preposterous English
    window fasteners which a child could open.
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    Behind there was nothing remarkable, save
    that the passage window could be reached
  • 27:36 - 27:39
    from the top of the coach-house.
  • 27:39 - 27:44
    I walked round it and examined it closely
    from every point of view, but without
  • 27:44 - 27:47
    noting anything else of interest.
  • 27:47 - 27:52
    "I then lounged down the street and found,
    as I expected, that there was a mews in a
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    lane which runs down by one wall of the
    garden.
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    I lent the ostlers a hand in rubbing down
    their horses, and received in exchange
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    twopence, a glass of half and half, two
    fills of shag tobacco, and as much
  • 28:06 - 28:09
    information as I could desire about Miss
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    Adler, to say nothing of half a dozen other
    people in the neighbourhood in whom I was
  • 28:14 - 28:21
    not in the least interested, but whose
    biographies I was compelled to listen to."
  • 28:21 - 28:23
    "And what of Irene Adler?"
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    I asked.
    "Oh, she has turned all the men's heads
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    down in that part.
    She is the daintiest thing under a bonnet
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    on this planet.
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    So say the Serpentine-mews, to a man.
    She lives quietly, sings at concerts,
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    drives out at five every day, and returns
    at seven sharp for dinner.
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    Seldom goes out at other times, except when
    she sings.
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    Has only one male visitor, but a good deal
    of him.
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    He is dark, handsome, and dashing, never
    calls less than once a day, and often
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    twice.
    He is a Mr. Godfrey Norton, of the Inner
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    Temple.
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    See the advantages of a cabman as a
    confidant.
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    They had driven him home a dozen times from
    Serpentine-mews, and knew all about him.
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    When I had listened to all they had to
    tell, I began to walk up and down near
  • 29:17 - 29:22
    Briony Lodge once more, and to think over
    my plan of campaign.
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    "This Godfrey Norton was evidently an
    important factor in the matter.
  • 29:28 - 29:31
    He was a lawyer.
    That sounded ominous.
  • 29:31 - 29:37
    What was the relation between them, and
    what the object of his repeated visits?
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    Was she his client, his friend, or his
    mistress?
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    If the former, she had probably transferred
    the photograph to his keeping.
  • 29:47 - 29:50
    If the latter, it was less likely.
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    On the issue of this question depended
    whether I should continue my work at Briony
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    Lodge, or turn my attention to the
    gentleman's chambers in the Temple.
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    It was a delicate point, and it widened the
    field of my inquiry.
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    I fear that I bore you with these details,
    but I have to let you see my little
  • 30:09 - 30:13
    difficulties, if you are to understand the
    situation."
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    "I am following you closely," I answered.
  • 30:19 - 30:24
    "I was still balancing the matter in my
    mind when a hansom cab drove up to Briony
  • 30:24 - 30:26
    Lodge, and a gentleman sprang out.
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    He was a remarkably handsome man, dark,
    aquiline, and moustached--evidently the man
  • 30:33 - 30:35
    of whom I had heard.
  • 30:35 - 30:40
    He appeared to be in a great hurry, shouted
    to the cabman to wait, and brushed past the
  • 30:40 - 30:45
    maid who opened the door with the air of a
    man who was thoroughly at home.
  • 30:45 - 30:49
    "He was in the house about half an hour,
    and I could catch glimpses of him in the
  • 30:49 - 30:55
    windows of the sitting-room, pacing up and
    down, talking excitedly, and waving his
  • 30:55 - 30:56
    arms.
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    Of her I could see nothing.
    Presently he emerged, looking even more
  • 31:01 - 31:04
    flurried than before.
  • 31:04 - 31:08
    As he stepped up to the cab, he pulled a
    gold watch from his pocket and looked at it
  • 31:08 - 31:15
    earnestly, 'Drive like the devil,' he
    shouted, 'first to Gross & Hankey's in
  • 31:15 - 31:19
    Regent Street, and then to the Church of
    St. Monica in the Edgeware Road.
  • 31:19 - 31:22
    Half a guinea if you do it in twenty
    minutes!'
  • 31:22 - 31:27
    "Away they went, and I was just wondering
    whether I should not do well to follow them
  • 31:27 - 31:33
    when up the lane came a neat little landau,
    the coachman with his coat only half-
  • 31:33 - 31:36
    buttoned, and his tie under his ear, while
  • 31:36 - 31:40
    all the tags of his harness were sticking
    out of the buckles.
  • 31:40 - 31:45
    It hadn't pulled up before she shot out of
    the hall door and into it.
  • 31:45 - 31:49
    I only caught a glimpse of her at the
    moment, but she was a lovely woman, with a
  • 31:49 - 31:52
    face that a man might die for.
  • 31:52 - 31:57
    "'The Church of St. Monica, John,' she
    cried, 'and half a sovereign if you reach
  • 31:57 - 32:01
    it in twenty minutes.'
    "This was quite too good to lose, Watson.
  • 32:01 - 32:06
    I was just balancing whether I should run
    for it, or whether I should perch behind
  • 32:06 - 32:10
    her landau when a cab came through the
    street.
  • 32:10 - 32:14
    The driver looked twice at such a shabby
    fare, but I jumped in before he could
  • 32:14 - 32:20
    'The Church of St. Monica,' said I, 'and
    half a sovereign if you reach it in twenty
  • 32:14 - 32:14
    object.
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    minutes.'
  • 32:21 - 32:26
    It was twenty-five minutes to twelve, and
    of course it was clear enough what was in
  • 32:26 - 32:29
    the wind.
    "My cabby drove fast.
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    I don't think I ever drove faster, but the
    others were there before us.
  • 32:34 - 32:38
    The cab and the landau with their steaming
    horses were in front of the door when I
  • 32:38 - 32:39
    arrived.
  • 32:39 - 32:45
    I paid the man and hurried into the church.
    There was not a soul there save the two
  • 32:45 - 32:50
    whom I had followed and a surpliced
    clergyman, who seemed to be expostulating
  • 32:50 - 32:51
    with them.
  • 32:51 - 32:55
    They were all three standing in a knot in
    front of the altar.
  • 32:55 - 33:00
    I lounged up the side aisle like any other
    idler who has dropped into a church.
  • 33:00 - 33:06
    Suddenly, to my surprise, the three at the
    altar faced round to me, and Godfrey Norton
  • 33:06 - 33:09
    came running as hard as he could towards
    me.
  • 33:09 - 33:11
    "'Thank God,' he cried.
  • 33:11 - 33:13
    'You'll do.
    Come!
  • 33:13 - 33:16
    Come!'
    "'What then?'
  • 33:16 - 33:17
    I asked.
  • 33:17 - 33:22
    "'Come, man, come, only three minutes, or
    it won't be legal.'
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    "I was half-dragged up to the altar, and
    before I knew where I was I found myself
  • 33:27 - 33:32
    mumbling responses which were whispered in
    my ear, and vouching for things of which I
  • 33:32 - 33:35
    knew nothing, and generally assisting in
  • 33:35 - 33:41
    the secure tying up of Irene Adler,
    spinster, to Godfrey Norton, bachelor.
  • 33:41 - 33:46
    It was all done in an instant, and there
    was the gentleman thanking me on the one
  • 33:46 - 33:52
    side and the lady on the other, while the
    clergyman beamed on me in front.
  • 33:52 - 33:58
    It was the most preposterous position in
    which I ever found myself in my life, and
  • 33:58 - 34:02
    it was the thought of it that started me
    laughing just now.
  • 34:02 - 34:07
    It seems that there had been some
    informality about their license, that the
  • 34:07 - 34:12
    clergyman absolutely refused to marry them
    without a witness of some sort, and that my
  • 34:12 - 34:15
    lucky appearance saved the bridegroom from
  • 34:15 - 34:19
    having to sally out into the streets in
    search of a best man.
  • 34:19 - 34:24
    The bride gave me a sovereign, and I mean
    to wear it on my watch-chain in memory of
  • 34:24 - 34:25
    the occasion."
  • 34:25 - 34:32
    "This is a very unexpected turn of
    affairs," said I; "and what then?"
  • 34:32 - 34:36
    "Well, I found my plans very seriously
    menaced.
  • 34:36 - 34:40
    It looked as if the pair might take an
    immediate departure, and so necessitate
  • 34:40 - 34:43
    very prompt and energetic measures on my
    part.
  • 34:43 - 34:49
    At the church door, however, they
    separated, he driving back to the Temple,
  • 34:49 - 34:55
    and she to her own house.
    'I shall drive out in the park at five as
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    usual,' she said as she left him.
  • 34:57 - 35:01
    I heard no more.
    They drove away in different directions,
  • 35:01 - 35:04
    and I went off to make my own
    arrangements."
  • 35:04 - 35:06
    "Which are?"
  • 35:06 - 35:11
    "Some cold beef and a glass of beer," he
    answered, ringing the bell.
  • 35:11 - 35:16
    "I have been too busy to think of food, and
    I am likely to be busier still this
  • 35:16 - 35:17
    evening.
  • 35:17 - 35:21
    By the way, Doctor, I shall want your co-
    operation."
  • 35:21 - 35:26
    "I shall be delighted."
    "You don't mind breaking the law?"
  • 35:26 - 35:28
    "Not in the least."
  • 35:28 - 35:34
    "Nor running a chance of arrest?"
    "Not in a good cause."
  • 35:34 - 35:39
    "Oh, the cause is excellent!"
    "Then I am your man."
  • 35:39 - 35:42
    "I was sure that I might rely on you."
  • 35:42 - 35:48
    "But what is it you wish?"
    "When Mrs. Turner has brought in the tray I
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    will make it clear to you.
  • 35:49 - 35:56
    Now," he said as he turned hungrily on the
    simple fare that our landlady had provided,
  • 35:56 - 35:59
    "I must discuss it while I eat, for I have
    not much time.
  • 35:59 - 36:01
    It is nearly five now.
  • 36:01 - 36:06
    In two hours we must be on the scene of
    action.
  • 36:06 - 36:11
    Miss Irene, or Madame, rather, returns from
    her drive at seven.
  • 36:11 - 36:14
    We must be at Briony Lodge to meet her."
  • 36:14 - 36:19
    "And what then?"
    "You must leave that to me.
  • 36:19 - 36:23
    I have already arranged what is to occur.
    There is only one point on which I must
  • 36:23 - 36:24
    insist.
  • 36:24 - 36:29
    You must not interfere, come what may.
    You understand?"
  • 36:29 - 36:34
    "I am to be neutral?"
    "To do nothing whatever.
  • 36:34 - 36:38
    There will probably be some small
    unpleasantness.
  • 36:38 - 36:42
    Do not join in it.
    It will end in my being conveyed into the
  • 36:42 - 36:43
    house.
  • 36:43 - 36:47
    Four or five minutes afterwards the
    sitting-room window will open.
  • 36:47 - 36:51
    You are to station yourself close to that
    open window."
  • 36:51 - 36:53
    "Yes."
  • 36:53 - 36:57
    "You are to watch me, for I will be visible
    to you."
  • 36:57 - 36:58
    "Yes."
  • 36:58 - 37:03
    "And when I raise my hand--so--you will
    throw into the room what I give you to
  • 37:03 - 37:08
    throw, and will, at the same time, raise
    the cry of fire.
  • 37:08 - 37:09
    You quite follow me?"
  • 37:09 - 37:15
    "Entirely."
    "It is nothing very formidable," he said,
  • 37:15 - 37:18
    taking a long cigar-shaped roll from his
    pocket.
  • 37:18 - 37:23
    "It is an ordinary plumber's smoke-rocket,
    fitted with a cap at either end to make it
  • 37:23 - 37:28
    self-lighting.
    Your task is confined to that.
  • 37:28 - 37:33
    When you raise your cry of fire, it will be
    taken up by quite a number of people.
  • 37:33 - 37:38
    You may then walk to the end of the street,
    and I will rejoin you in ten minutes.
  • 37:38 - 37:39
    I hope that I have made myself clear?"
  • 37:39 - 37:48
    "I am to remain neutral, to get near the
    window, to watch you, and at the signal to
  • 37:48 - 37:54
    throw in this object, then to raise the cry
    of fire, and to wait you at the corner of
  • 37:54 - 37:55
    the street."
  • 37:55 - 38:00
    "Precisely."
    "Then you may entirely rely on me."
  • 38:00 - 38:04
    "That is excellent.
    I think, perhaps, it is almost time that I
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    prepare for the new role I have to play."
  • 38:08 - 38:13
    He disappeared into his bedroom and
    returned in a few minutes in the character
  • 38:13 - 38:18
    of an amiable and simple-minded
    Nonconformist clergyman.
  • 38:18 - 38:25
    His broad black hat, his baggy trousers,
    his white tie, his sympathetic smile, and
  • 38:25 - 38:30
    general look of peering and benevolent
    curiosity were such as Mr. John Hare alone
  • 38:30 - 38:32
    could have equalled.
  • 38:32 - 38:36
    It was not merely that Holmes changed his
    costume.
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    His expression, his manner, his very soul
    seemed to vary with every fresh part that
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    he assumed.
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    The stage lost a fine actor, even as
    science lost an acute reasoner, when he
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    became a specialist in crime.
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    It was a quarter past six when we left
    Baker Street, and it still wanted ten
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    minutes to the hour when we found ourselves
    in Serpentine Avenue.
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    It was already dusk, and the lamps were
    just being lighted as we paced up and down
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    in front of Briony Lodge, waiting for the
    coming of its occupant.
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    The house was just such as I had pictured
    it from Sherlock Holmes' succinct
  • 39:15 - 39:21
    description, but the locality appeared to
    be less private than I expected.
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    On the contrary, for a small street in a
    quiet neighbourhood, it was remarkably
  • 39:27 - 39:28
    animated.
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    There was a group of shabbily dressed men
    smoking and laughing in a corner, a
  • 39:32 - 39:37
    scissors-grinder with his wheel, two
    guardsmen who were flirting with a nurse-
  • 39:37 - 39:40
    girl, and several well-dressed young men
  • 39:40 - 39:44
    who were lounging up and down with cigars
    in their mouths.
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    "You see," remarked Holmes, as we paced to
    and fro in front of the house, "this
  • 39:49 - 39:54
    marriage rather simplifies matters.
    The photograph becomes a double-edged
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    weapon now.
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    The chances are that she would be as averse
    to its being seen by Mr. Godfrey Norton, as
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    our client is to its coming to the eyes of
    his princess.
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    Now the question is, Where are we to find
    the photograph?"
  • 40:10 - 40:16
    "Where, indeed?"
    "It is most unlikely that she carries it
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    about with her.
  • 40:17 - 40:22
    It is cabinet size.
    Too large for easy concealment about a
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    woman's dress.
    She knows that the King is capable of
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    having her waylaid and searched.
  • 40:28 - 40:31
    Two attempts of the sort have already been
    made.
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    We may take it, then, that she does not
    carry it about with her."
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    "Where, then?"
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    "Her banker or her lawyer.
    There is that double possibility.
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    But I am inclined to think neither.
    Women are naturally secretive, and they
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    like to do their own secreting.
  • 40:52 - 40:57
    Why should she hand it over to anyone else?
    She could trust her own guardianship, but
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    she could not tell what indirect or
    political influence might be brought to
  • 41:01 - 41:03
    bear upon a business man.
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    Besides, remember that she had resolved to
    use it within a few days.
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    It must be where she can lay her hands upon
    it.
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    It must be in her own house."
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    "But it has twice been burgled."
    "Pshaw!
  • 41:19 - 41:24
    They did not know how to look."
    "But how will you look?"
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    "I will not look."
  • 41:26 - 41:30
    "What then?"
    "I will get her to show me."
  • 41:30 - 41:37
    "But she will refuse."
    "She will not be able to.
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    But I hear the rumble of wheels.
  • 41:39 - 41:45
    It is her carriage.
    Now carry out my orders to the letter."
  • 41:45 - 41:49
    As he spoke the gleam of the side-lights of
    a carriage came round the curve of the
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    avenue.
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    It was a smart little landau which rattled
    up to the door of Briony Lodge.
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    As it pulled up, one of the loafing men at
    the corner dashed forward to open the door
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    in the hope of earning a copper, but was
    elbowed away by another loafer, who had
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    rushed up with the same intention.
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    A fierce quarrel broke out, which was
    increased by the two guardsmen, who took
  • 42:13 - 42:19
    sides with one of the loungers, and by the
    scissors-grinder, who was equally hot upon
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    the other side.
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    A blow was struck, and in an instant the
    lady, who had stepped from her carriage,
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    was the centre of a little knot of flushed
    and struggling men, who struck savagely at
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    each other with their fists and sticks.
  • 42:34 - 42:40
    Holmes dashed into the crowd to protect the
    lady; but just as he reached her he gave a
  • 42:40 - 42:44
    cry and dropped to the ground, with the
    blood running freely down his face.
  • 42:44 - 42:49
    At his fall the guardsmen took to their
    heels in one direction and the loungers in
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    the other, while a number of better-dressed
    people, who had watched the scuffle without
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    taking part in it, crowded in to help the
    lady and to attend to the injured man.
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    Irene Adler, as I will still call her, had
    hurried up the steps; but she stood at the
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    top with her superb figure outlined against
    the lights of the hall, looking back into
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    the street.
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    "Is the poor gentleman much hurt?" she
    asked.
  • 43:18 - 43:24
    "He is dead," cried several voices.
    "No, no, there's life in him!" shouted
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    another.
  • 43:25 - 43:28
    "But he'll be gone before you can get him
    to hospital."
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    "He's a brave fellow," said a woman.
    "They would have had the lady's purse and
  • 43:34 - 43:37
    watch if it hadn't been for him.
  • 43:37 - 43:43
    They were a gang, and a rough one, too.
    Ah, he's breathing now."
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    "He can't lie in the street.
    May we bring him in, marm?"
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    "Surely.
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    Bring him into the sitting-room.
    There is a comfortable sofa.
  • 43:53 - 43:54
    This way, please!"
  • 43:54 - 44:00
    Slowly and solemnly he was borne into
    Briony Lodge and laid out in the principal
  • 44:00 - 44:05
    room, while I still observed the
    proceedings from my post by the window.
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    The lamps had been lit, but the blinds had
    not been drawn, so that I could see Holmes
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    as he lay upon the couch.
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    I do not know whether he was seized with
    compunction at that moment for the part he
  • 44:17 - 44:22
    was playing, but I know that I never felt
    more heartily ashamed of myself in my life
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    than when I saw the beautiful creature
  • 44:24 - 44:30
    against whom I was conspiring, or the grace
    and kindliness with which she waited upon
  • 44:30 - 44:32
    the injured man.
  • 44:32 - 44:37
    And yet it would be the blackest treachery
    to Holmes to draw back now from the part
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    which he had intrusted to me.
    I hardened my heart, and took the smoke-
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    rocket from under my ulster.
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    After all, I thought, we are not injuring
    her.
  • 44:49 - 44:52
    We are but preventing her from injuring
    another.
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    Holmes had sat up upon the couch, and I saw
    him motion like a man who is in need of
  • 44:57 - 45:01
    air.
    A maid rushed across and threw open the
  • 45:01 - 45:01
    window.
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    At the same instant I saw him raise his
    hand and at the signal I tossed my rocket
  • 45:07 - 45:10
    into the room with a cry of "Fire!"
  • 45:10 - 45:15
    The word was no sooner out of my mouth than
    the whole crowd of spectators, well dressed
  • 45:15 - 45:21
    and ill--gentlemen, ostlers, and servant-
    maids--joined in a general shriek of
  • 45:21 - 45:23
    "Fire!"
  • 45:23 - 45:27
    Thick clouds of smoke curled through the
    room and out at the open window.
  • 45:27 - 45:32
    I caught a glimpse of rushing figures, and
    a moment later the voice of Holmes from
  • 45:32 - 45:37
    within assuring them that it was a false
    alarm.
  • 45:37 - 45:41
    Slipping through the shouting crowd I made
    my way to the corner of the street, and in
  • 45:41 - 45:47
    ten minutes was rejoiced to find my
    friend's arm in mine, and to get away from
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    the scene of uproar.
  • 45:48 - 45:53
    He walked swiftly and in silence for some
    few minutes until we had turned down one of
  • 45:53 - 45:58
    the quiet streets which lead towards the
    Edgeware Road.
  • 45:58 - 46:01
    "You did it very nicely, Doctor," he
    remarked.
  • 46:01 - 46:06
    "Nothing could have been better.
    It is all right."
  • 46:06 - 46:08
    "You have the photograph?"
  • 46:08 - 46:13
    "I know where it is."
    "And how did you find out?"
  • 46:13 - 46:18
    "She showed me, as I told you she would."
    "I am still in the dark."
  • 46:18 - 46:24
    "I do not wish to make a mystery," said he,
    laughing.
  • 46:24 - 46:28
    "The matter was perfectly simple.
    You, of course, saw that everyone in the
  • 46:28 - 46:30
    street was an accomplice.
  • 46:30 - 46:34
    They were all engaged for the evening."
    "I guessed as much."
  • 46:34 - 46:39
    "Then, when the row broke out, I had a
    little moist red paint in the palm of my
  • 46:39 - 46:40
    hand.
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    I rushed forward, fell down, clapped my
    hand to my face, and became a piteous
  • 46:45 - 46:48
    spectacle.
    It is an old trick."
  • 46:48 - 46:51
    "That also I could fathom."
  • 46:51 - 46:55
    "Then they carried me in.
    She was bound to have me in.
  • 46:55 - 47:00
    What else could she do?
    And into her sitting-room, which was the
  • 47:00 - 47:02
    very room which I suspected.
  • 47:02 - 47:06
    It lay between that and her bedroom, and I
    was determined to see which.
  • 47:06 - 47:12
    They laid me on a couch, I motioned for
    air, they were compelled to open the
  • 47:12 - 47:15
    window, and you had your chance."
  • 47:15 - 47:19
    "How did that help you?"
    "It was all-important.
  • 47:19 - 47:25
    When a woman thinks that her house is on
    fire, her instinct is at once to rush to
  • 47:25 - 47:27
    the thing which she values most.
  • 47:27 - 47:33
    It is a perfectly overpowering impulse, and
    I have more than once taken advantage of
  • 47:33 - 47:33
    it.
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    In the case of the Darlington substitution
    scandal it was of use to me, and also in
  • 47:39 - 47:44
    the Arnsworth Castle business.
    A married woman grabs at her baby; an
  • 47:44 - 47:46
    unmarried one reaches for her jewel-box.
  • 47:46 - 47:52
    Now it was clear to me that our lady of to-
    day had nothing in the house more precious
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    to her than what we are in quest of.
    She would rush to secure it.
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    The alarm of fire was admirably done.
  • 48:00 - 48:04
    The smoke and shouting were enough to shake
    nerves of steel.
  • 48:04 - 48:07
    She responded beautifully.
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    The photograph is in a recess behind a
    sliding panel just above the right bell-
  • 48:11 - 48:15
    pull.
    She was there in an instant, and I caught a
  • 48:15 - 48:18
    glimpse of it as she half-drew it out.
  • 48:18 - 48:23
    When I cried out that it was a false alarm,
    she replaced it, glanced at the rocket,
  • 48:23 - 48:27
    rushed from the room, and I have not seen
    her since.
  • 48:27 - 48:32
    I rose, and, making my excuses, escaped
    from the house.
  • 48:32 - 48:36
    I hesitated whether to attempt to secure
    the photograph at once; but the coachman
  • 48:36 - 48:42
    had come in, and as he was watching me
    narrowly it seemed safer to wait.
  • 48:42 - 48:46
    A little over-precipitance may ruin all."
  • 48:46 - 48:49
    "And now?"
    I asked.
  • 48:49 - 48:54
    "Our quest is practically finished.
    I shall call with the King to-morrow, and
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    with you, if you care to come with us.
  • 48:57 - 49:01
    We will be shown into the sitting-room to
    wait for the lady, but it is probable that
  • 49:01 - 49:06
    when she comes she may find neither us nor
    the photograph.
  • 49:06 - 49:12
    It might be a satisfaction to his Majesty
    to regain it with his own hands."
  • 49:12 - 49:16
    "And when will you call?"
    "At eight in the morning.
  • 49:16 - 49:20
    She will not be up, so that we shall have a
    clear field.
  • 49:20 - 49:25
    Besides, we must be prompt, for this
    marriage may mean a complete change in her
  • 49:25 - 49:26
    life and habits.
  • 49:26 - 49:32
    I must wire to the King without delay."
    We had reached Baker Street and had stopped
  • 49:32 - 49:35
    at the door.
    He was searching his pockets for the key
  • 49:35 - 49:38
    when someone passing said:
  • 49:38 - 49:43
    "Good-night, Mister Sherlock Holmes."
    There were several people on the pavement
  • 49:43 - 49:48
    at the time, but the greeting appeared to
    come from a slim youth in an ulster who had
  • 49:48 - 49:49
    hurried by.
  • 49:49 - 49:55
    "I've heard that voice before," said
    Holmes, staring down the dimly lit street.
  • 49:55 - 50:02
    "Now, I wonder who the deuce that could
    have been."
  • 50:02 - 50:05
    III.
    I slept at Baker Street that night, and we
  • 50:05 - 50:11
    were engaged upon our toast and coffee in
    the morning when the King of Bohemia rushed
  • 50:11 - 50:12
    into the room.
  • 50:12 - 50:17
    "You have really got it!" he cried,
    grasping Sherlock Holmes by either shoulder
  • 50:17 - 50:21
    and looking eagerly into his face.
    "Not yet."
  • 50:21 - 50:23
    "But you have hopes?"
  • 50:23 - 50:26
    "I have hopes."
    "Then, come.
  • 50:26 - 50:31
    I am all impatience to be gone."
    "We must have a cab."
  • 50:31 - 50:33
    "No, my brougham is waiting."
  • 50:33 - 50:39
    "Then that will simplify matters."
    We descended and started off once more for
  • 50:39 - 50:45
    Briony Lodge.
    "Irene Adler is married," remarked Holmes.
  • 50:45 - 50:46
    "Married!
  • 50:46 - 50:49
    When?"
    "Yesterday."
  • 50:49 - 50:54
    "But to whom?"
    "To an English lawyer named Norton."
  • 50:54 - 50:55
    "But she could not love him."
  • 50:55 - 51:02
    "I am in hopes that she does."
    "And why in hopes?"
  • 51:02 - 51:07
    "Because it would spare your Majesty all
    fear of future annoyance.
  • 51:07 - 51:11
    If the lady loves her husband, she does not
    love your Majesty.
  • 51:11 - 51:16
    If she does not love your Majesty, there is
    no reason why she should interfere with
  • 51:16 - 51:18
    your Majesty's plan."
  • 51:18 - 51:20
    "It is true.
    And yet--Well!
  • 51:20 - 51:27
    I wish she had been of my own station!
    What a queen she would have made!"
  • 51:27 - 51:32
    He relapsed into a moody silence, which was
    not broken until we drew up in Serpentine
  • 51:32 - 51:35
    Avenue.
    The door of Briony Lodge was open, and an
  • 51:35 - 51:38
    elderly woman stood upon the steps.
  • 51:38 - 51:43
    She watched us with a sardonic eye as we
    stepped from the brougham.
  • 51:43 - 51:46
    "Mr. Sherlock Holmes, I believe?" said she.
  • 51:46 - 51:52
    "I am Mr. Holmes," answered my companion,
    looking at her with a questioning and
  • 51:52 - 51:56
    rather startled gaze.
    "Indeed!
  • 51:56 - 51:59
    My mistress told me that you were likely to
    call.
  • 51:59 - 52:04
    She left this morning with her husband by
    the 5:15 train from Charing Cross for the
  • 52:04 - 52:05
    Continent."
  • 52:05 - 52:09
    "What!"
    Sherlock Holmes staggered back, white with
  • 52:09 - 52:14
    chagrin and surprise.
    "Do you mean that she has left England?"
  • 52:14 - 52:17
    "Never to return."
  • 52:17 - 52:23
    "And the papers?" asked the King hoarsely.
    "All is lost."
  • 52:23 - 52:25
    "We shall see."
  • 52:25 - 52:29
    He pushed past the servant and rushed into
    the drawing-room, followed by the King and
  • 52:29 - 52:30
    myself.
  • 52:30 - 52:35
    The furniture was scattered about in every
    direction, with dismantled shelves and open
  • 52:35 - 52:40
    drawers, as if the lady had hurriedly
    ransacked them before her flight.
  • 52:40 - 52:45
    Holmes rushed at the bell-pull, tore back a
    small sliding shutter, and, plunging in his
  • 52:45 - 52:49
    hand, pulled out a photograph and a letter.
  • 52:49 - 52:54
    The photograph was of Irene Adler herself
    in evening dress, the letter was
  • 52:54 - 53:00
    superscribed to "Sherlock Holmes, Esq. To
    be left till called for."
  • 53:00 - 53:05
    My friend tore it open and we all three
    read it together.
  • 53:05 - 53:10
    It was dated at midnight of the preceding
    night and ran in this way:
  • 53:10 - 53:15
    "MY DEAR MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES,--You really
    did it very well.
  • 53:15 - 53:20
    You took me in completely.
    Until after the alarm of fire, I had not a
  • 53:20 - 53:21
    suspicion.
  • 53:21 - 53:26
    But then, when I found how I had betrayed
    myself, I began to think.
  • 53:26 - 53:32
    I had been warned against you months ago.
    I had been told that if the King employed
  • 53:32 - 53:35
    an agent it would certainly be you.
  • 53:35 - 53:40
    And your address had been given me.
    Yet, with all this, you made me reveal what
  • 53:40 - 53:42
    you wanted to know.
  • 53:42 - 53:48
    Even after I became suspicious, I found it
    hard to think evil of such a dear, kind old
  • 53:48 - 53:52
    clergyman.
    But, you know, I have been trained as an
  • 53:52 - 53:54
    actress myself.
  • 53:54 - 53:59
    Male costume is nothing new to me.
    I often take advantage of the freedom which
  • 53:59 - 54:00
    it gives.
  • 54:00 - 54:06
    I sent John, the coachman, to watch you,
    ran up stairs, got into my walking-clothes,
  • 54:06 - 54:11
    as I call them, and came down just as you
    departed.
  • 54:11 - 54:16
    "Well, I followed you to your door, and so
    made sure that I was really an object of
  • 54:16 - 54:20
    interest to the celebrated Mr. Sherlock
    Holmes.
  • 54:20 - 54:25
    Then I, rather imprudently, wished you
    good-night, and started for the Temple to
  • 54:25 - 54:27
    see my husband.
  • 54:27 - 54:32
    "We both thought the best resource was
    flight, when pursued by so formidable an
  • 54:32 - 54:37
    antagonist; so you will find the nest empty
    when you call to-morrow.
  • 54:37 - 54:41
    As to the photograph, your client may rest
    in peace.
  • 54:41 - 54:45
    I love and am loved by a better man than
    he.
  • 54:45 - 54:48
    The King may do what he will without
    hindrance from one whom he has cruelly
  • 54:48 - 54:50
    wronged.
  • 54:50 - 54:55
    I keep it only to safeguard myself, and to
    preserve a weapon which will always secure
  • 54:55 - 54:59
    me from any steps which he might take in
    the future.
  • 54:59 - 55:05
    I leave a photograph which he might care to
    possess; and I remain, dear Mr. Sherlock
  • 55:05 - 55:11
    Holmes,
    "Very truly yours, "IRENE NORTON, née
  • 55:11 - 55:13
    ADLER."
  • 55:13 - 55:19
    "What a woman--oh, what a woman!" cried the
    King of Bohemia, when we had all three read
  • 55:19 - 55:23
    this epistle.
    "Did I not tell you how quick and resolute
  • 55:23 - 55:25
    she was?
  • 55:25 - 55:29
    Would she not have made an admirable queen?
    Is it not a pity that she was not on my
  • 55:29 - 55:32
    level?"
  • 55:32 - 55:36
    "From what I have seen of the lady she
    seems indeed to be on a very different
  • 55:36 - 55:40
    level to your Majesty," said Holmes coldly.
  • 55:40 - 55:45
    "I am sorry that I have not been able to
    bring your Majesty's business to a more
  • 55:45 - 55:50
    successful conclusion."
    "On the contrary, my dear sir," cried the
  • 55:50 - 55:53
    King; "nothing could be more successful.
  • 55:53 - 55:58
    I know that her word is inviolate.
    The photograph is now as safe as if it were
  • 55:58 - 56:04
    in the fire."
    "I am glad to hear your Majesty say so."
  • 56:04 - 56:07
    "I am immensely indebted to you.
  • 56:07 - 56:13
    Pray tell me in what way I can reward you.
    This ring--" He slipped an emerald snake
  • 56:13 - 56:18
    ring from his finger and held it out upon
    the palm of his hand.
  • 56:18 - 56:23
    "Your Majesty has something which I should
    value even more highly," said Holmes.
  • 56:23 - 56:28
    "You have but to name it."
    "This photograph!"
  • 56:28 - 56:31
    The King stared at him in amazement.
  • 56:31 - 56:35
    "Irene's photograph!" he cried.
    "Certainly, if you wish it."
  • 56:35 - 56:40
    "I thank your Majesty.
    Then there is no more to be done in the
  • 56:40 - 56:41
    matter.
  • 56:41 - 56:45
    I have the honour to wish you a very good-
    morning."
  • 56:45 - 56:49
    He bowed, and, turning away without
    observing the hand which the King had
  • 56:49 - 56:53
    stretched out to him, he set off in my
    company for his chambers.
  • 56:53 - 56:59
    And that was how a great scandal threatened
    to affect the kingdom of Bohemia, and how
  • 56:59 - 57:05
    the best plans of Mr. Sherlock Holmes were
    beaten by a woman's wit.
  • 57:05 - 57:10
    He used to make merry over the cleverness
    of women, but I have not heard him do it of
  • 57:10 - 57:11
    late.
  • 57:11 - 57:17
    And when he speaks of Irene Adler, or when
    he refers to her photograph, it is always
  • 57:17 - 57:26
    under the honourable title of the woman.
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    >
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    THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES by
    SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
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    ADVENTURE II.
    THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE
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    I had called upon my friend, Mr. Sherlock
    Holmes, one day in the autumn of last year
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    and found him in deep conversation with a
    very stout, florid-faced, elderly gentleman
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    with fiery red hair.
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    With an apology for my intrusion, I was
    about to withdraw when Holmes pulled me
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    abruptly into the room and closed the door
    behind me.
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    "You could not possibly have come at a
    better time, my dear Watson," he said
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    cordially.
    "I was afraid that you were engaged."
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    "So I am.
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    Very much so."
    "Then I can wait in the next room."
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    "Not at all.
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    This gentleman, Mr. Wilson, has been my
    partner and helper in many of my most
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    successful cases, and I have no doubt that
    he will be of the utmost use to me in yours
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    also."
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    The stout gentleman half rose from his
    chair and gave a bob of greeting, with a
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    quick little questioning glance from his
    small fat-encircled eyes.
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    "Try the settee," said Holmes, relapsing
    into his armchair and putting his
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    fingertips together, as was his custom when
    in judicial moods.
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    "I know, my dear Watson, that you share my
    love of all that is bizarre and outside the
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    conventions and humdrum routine of everyday
    life.
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    You have shown your relish for it by the
    enthusiasm which has prompted you to
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    chronicle, and, if you will excuse my
    saying so, somewhat to embellish so many of
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    my own little adventures."
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    "Your cases have indeed been of the
    greatest interest to me," I observed.
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    "You will remember that I remarked the
    other day, just before we went into the
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    very simple problem presented by Miss Mary
    Sutherland, that for strange effects and
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    extraordinary combinations we must go to
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    life itself, which is always far more
    daring than any effort of the imagination."
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    "A proposition which I took the liberty of
    doubting."
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    "You did, Doctor, but none the less you
    must come round to my view, for otherwise I
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    shall keep on piling fact upon fact on you
    until your reason breaks down under them
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    and acknowledges me to be right.
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    Now, Mr. Jabez Wilson here has been good
    enough to call upon me this morning, and to
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    begin a narrative which promises to be one
    of the most singular which I have listened
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    to for some time.
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    You have heard me remark that the strangest
    and most unique things are very often
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    connected not with the larger but with the
    smaller crimes, and occasionally, indeed,
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    where there is room for doubt whether any
    positive crime has been committed.
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    As far as I have heard it is impossible for
    me to say whether the present case is an
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    instance of crime or not, but the course of
    events is certainly among the most singular
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    that I have ever listened to.
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    Perhaps, Mr. Wilson, you would have the
    great kindness to recommence your
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    narrative.
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    I ask you not merely because my friend Dr.
    Watson has not heard the opening part but
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    also because the peculiar nature of the
    story makes me anxious to have every
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    possible detail from your lips.
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    As a rule, when I have heard some slight
    indication of the course of events, I am
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    able to guide myself by the thousands of
    other similar cases which occur to my
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    memory.
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    In the present instance I am forced to
    admit that the facts are, to the best of my
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    belief, unique."
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    The portly client puffed out his chest with
    an appearance of some little pride and
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    pulled a dirty and wrinkled newspaper from
    the inside pocket of his greatcoat.
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    As he glanced down the advertisement
    column, with his head thrust forward and
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    the paper flattened out upon his knee, I
    took a good look at the man and
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    endeavoured, after the fashion of my
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    companion, to read the indications which
    might be presented by his dress or
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    appearance.
    I did not gain very much, however, by my
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    inspection.
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    Our visitor bore every mark of being an
    average commonplace British tradesman,
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    obese, pompous, and slow.
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    He wore rather baggy grey shepherd's check
    trousers, a not over-clean black frock-
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    coat, unbuttoned in the front, and a drab
    waistcoat with a heavy brassy Albert chain,
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    and a square pierced bit of metal dangling
    down as an ornament.
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    A frayed top-hat and a faded brown overcoat
    with a wrinkled velvet collar lay upon a
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    chair beside him.
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    Altogether, look as I would, there was
    nothing remarkable about the man save his
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    blazing red head, and the expression of
    extreme chagrin and discontent upon his
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    features.
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    Sherlock Holmes' quick eye took in my
    occupation, and he shook his head with a
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    smile as he noticed my questioning glances.
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    "Beyond the obvious facts that he has at
    some time done manual labour, that he takes
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    snuff, that he is a Freemason, that he has
    been in China, and that he has done a
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    considerable amount of writing lately, I
    can deduce nothing else."
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    Mr. Jabez Wilson started up in his chair,
    with his forefinger upon the paper, but his
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    eyes upon my companion.
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    "How, in the name of good-fortune, did you
    know all that, Mr. Holmes?" he asked.
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    "How did you know, for example, that I did
    manual labour.
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    It's as true as gospel, for I began as a
    ship's carpenter."
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    "Your hands, my dear sir.
    Your right hand is quite a size larger than
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    your left.
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    You have worked with it, and the muscles
    are more developed."
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    "Well, the snuff, then, and the
    Freemasonry?"
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    "I won't insult your intelligence by
    telling you how I read that, especially as,
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    rather against the strict rules of your
    order, you use an arc-and-compass
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    breastpin."
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    "Ah, of course, I forgot that.
    But the writing?"
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    "What else can be indicated by that right
    cuff so very shiny for five inches, and the
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    left one with the smooth patch near the
    elbow where you rest it upon the desk?"
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    "Well, but China?"
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    "The fish that you have tattooed
    immediately above your right wrist could
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    only have been done in China.
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    I have made a small study of tattoo marks
    and have even contributed to the literature
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    of the subject.
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    That trick of staining the fishes' scales
    of a delicate pink is quite peculiar to
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    China.
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    When, in addition, I see a Chinese coin
    hanging from your watch-chain, the matter
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    becomes even more simple."
    Mr. Jabez Wilson laughed heavily.
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    "Well, I never!" said he.
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    "I thought at first that you had done
    something clever, but I see that there was
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    nothing in it, after all."
    "I begin to think, Watson," said Holmes,
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    "that I make a mistake in explaining.
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    'Omne ignotum pro magnifico,' you know, and
    my poor little reputation, such as it is,
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    will suffer shipwreck if I am so candid.
    Can you not find the advertisement, Mr.
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    Wilson?"
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    "Yes, I have got it now," he answered with
    his thick red finger planted halfway down
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    the column.
    "Here it is.
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    This is what began it all.
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    You just read it for yourself, sir."
    I took the paper from him and read as
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    follows:
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    "TO THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE: On account of
    the bequest of the late Ezekiah Hopkins, of
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    Lebanon, Pennsylvania, U. S. A., there is
    now another vacancy open which entitles a
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    member of the League to a salary of 4
    pounds a week for purely nominal services.
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    All red-headed men who are sound in body
    and mind and above the age of twenty-one
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    years, are eligible.
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    Apply in person on Monday, at eleven
    o'clock, to Duncan Ross, at the offices of
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    the League, 7 Pope's Court, Fleet Street."
    "What on earth does this mean?"
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    I ejaculated after I had twice read over
    the extraordinary announcement.
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    Holmes chuckled and wriggled in his chair,
    as was his habit when in high spirits.
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    "It is a little off the beaten track, isn't
    it?" said he.
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    "And now, Mr. Wilson, off you go at scratch
    and tell us all about yourself, your
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    household, and the effect which this
    advertisement had upon your fortunes.
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    You will first make a note, Doctor, of the
    paper and the date."
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    "It is The Morning Chronicle of April 27,
    1890.
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    Just two months ago."
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    "Very good.
    Now, Mr. Wilson?"
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    "Well, it is just as I have been telling
    you, Mr. Sherlock Holmes," said Jabez
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    Wilson, mopping his forehead; "I have a
    small pawnbroker's business at Coburg
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    Square, near the City.
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    It's not a very large affair, and of late
    years it has not done more than just give
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    me a living.
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    I used to be able to keep two assistants,
    but now I only keep one; and I would have a
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    job to pay him but that he is willing to
    come for half wages so as to learn the
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    business."
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    "What is the name of this obliging youth?"
    asked Sherlock Holmes.
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    "His name is Vincent Spaulding, and he's
    not such a youth, either.
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    It's hard to say his age.
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    I should not wish a smarter assistant, Mr.
    Holmes; and I know very well that he could
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    better himself and earn twice what I am
    able to give him.
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    But, after all, if he is satisfied, why
    should I put ideas in his head?"
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    "Why, indeed?
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    You seem most fortunate in having an
    employé who comes under the full market
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    price.
    It is not a common experience among
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    employers in this age.
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    I don't know that your assistant is not as
    remarkable as your advertisement."
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    "Oh, he has his faults, too," said Mr.
    Wilson.
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    "Never was such a fellow for photography.
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    Snapping away with a camera when he ought
    to be improving his mind, and then diving
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    down into the cellar like a rabbit into its
    hole to develop his pictures.
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    That is his main fault, but on the whole
    he's a good worker.
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    There's no vice in him."
    "He is still with you, I presume?"
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    "Yes, sir.
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    He and a girl of fourteen, who does a bit
    of simple cooking and keeps the place
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    clean--that's all I have in the house, for
    I am a widower and never had any family.
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    We live very quietly, sir, the three of us;
    and we keep a roof over our heads and pay
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    our debts, if we do nothing more.
    "The first thing that put us out was that
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    advertisement.
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    Spaulding, he came down into the office
    just this day eight weeks, with this very
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    paper in his hand, and he says:
    "'I wish to the Lord, Mr. Wilson, that I
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    was a red-headed man.'
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    "'Why that?'
    I asks.
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    "'Why,' says he, 'here's another vacancy on
    the League of the Red-headed Men.
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    It's worth quite a little fortune to any
    man who gets it, and I understand that
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    there are more vacancies than there are
    men, so that the trustees are at their
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    wits' end what to do with the money.
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    If my hair would only change colour, here's
    a nice little crib all ready for me to step
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    into.'
    "'Why, what is it, then?'
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    I asked.
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    You see, Mr. Holmes, I am a very stay-at-
    home man, and as my business came to me
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    instead of my having to go to it, I was
    often weeks on end without putting my foot
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    over the door-mat.
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    In that way I didn't know much of what was
    going on outside, and I was always glad of
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    a bit of news.
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    "'Have you never heard of the League of the
    Red-headed Men?' he asked with his eyes
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    open.
    "'Never.'
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    "'Why, I wonder at that, for you are
    eligible yourself for one of the
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    vacancies.'
    "'And what are they worth?'
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    I asked.
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    "'Oh, merely a couple of hundred a year,
    but the work is slight, and it need not
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    interfere very much with one's other
    occupations.'
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    "Well, you can easily think that that made
    me prick up my ears, for the business has
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    not been over-good for some years, and an
    extra couple of hundred would have been
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    very handy.
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    "'Tell me all about it,' said I.
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    "'Well,' said he, showing me the
    advertisement, 'you can see for yourself
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    that the League has a vacancy, and there is
    the address where you should apply for
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    particulars.
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    As far as I can make out, the League was
    founded by an American millionaire, Ezekiah
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    Hopkins, who was very peculiar in his ways.
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    He was himself red-headed, and he had a
    great sympathy for all red-headed men; so
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    when he died it was found that he had left
    his enormous fortune in the hands of
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    trustees, with instructions to apply the
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    interest to the providing of easy berths to
    men whose hair is of that colour.
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    From all I hear it is splendid pay and very
    little to do.'
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    "'But,' said I, 'there would be millions of
    red-headed men who would apply.'
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    "'Not so many as you might think,' he
    answered.
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    'You see it is really confined to
    Londoners, and to grown men.
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    This American had started from London when
    he was young, and he wanted to do the old
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    town a good turn.
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    Then, again, I have heard it is no use your
    applying if your hair is light red, or dark
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    red, or anything but real bright, blazing,
    fiery red.
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    Now, if you cared to apply, Mr. Wilson, you
    would just walk in; but perhaps it would
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    hardly be worth your while to put yourself
    out of the way for the sake of a few
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    hundred pounds.'
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    "Now, it is a fact, gentlemen, as you may
    see for yourselves, that my hair is of a
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    very full and rich tint, so that it seemed
    to me that if there was to be any
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    competition in the matter I stood as good a
    chance as any man that I had ever met.
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    Vincent Spaulding seemed to know so much
    about it that I thought he might prove
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    useful, so I just ordered him to put up the
    shutters for the day and to come right away
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    with me.
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    He was very willing to have a holiday, so
    we shut the business up and started off for
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    the address that was given us in the
    advertisement.
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    "I never hope to see such a sight as that
    again, Mr. Holmes.
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    From north, south, east, and west every man
    who had a shade of red in his hair had
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    tramped into the city to answer the
    advertisement.
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    Fleet Street was choked with red-headed
    folk, and Pope's Court looked like a
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    coster's orange barrow.
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    I should not have thought there were so
    many in the whole country as were brought
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    together by that single advertisement.
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    Every shade of colour they were--straw,
    lemon, orange, brick, Irish-setter, liver,
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    clay; but, as Spaulding said, there were
    not many who had the real vivid flame-
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    coloured tint.
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    When I saw how many were waiting, I would
    have given it up in despair; but Spaulding
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    would not hear of it.
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    How he did it I could not imagine, but he
    pushed and pulled and butted until he got
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    me through the crowd, and right up to the
    steps which led to the office.
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    There was a double stream upon the stair,
    some going up in hope, and some coming back
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    dejected; but we wedged in as well as we
    could and soon found ourselves in the
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    office."
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    "Your experience has been a most
    entertaining one," remarked Holmes as his
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    client paused and refreshed his memory with
    a huge pinch of snuff.
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    "Pray continue your very interesting
    statement."
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    "There was nothing in the office but a
    couple of wooden chairs and a deal table,
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    behind which sat a small man with a head
    that was even redder than mine.
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    He said a few words to each candidate as he
    came up, and then he always managed to find
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    some fault in them which would disqualify
    them.
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    Getting a vacancy did not seem to be such a
    very easy matter, after all.
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    However, when our turn came the little man
    was much more favourable to me than to any
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    of the others, and he closed the door as we
    entered, so that he might have a private
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    word with us.
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    "'This is Mr. Jabez Wilson,' said my
    assistant, 'and he is willing to fill a
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    vacancy in the League.'
    "'And he is admirably suited for it,' the
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    other answered.
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    'He has every requirement.
    I cannot recall when I have seen anything
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    so fine.'
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    He took a step backward, cocked his head on
    one side, and gazed at my hair until I felt
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    quite bashful.
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    Then suddenly he plunged forward, wrung my
    hand, and congratulated me warmly on my
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    success.
    "'It would be injustice to hesitate,' said
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    'You will, however, I am sure, excuse me
    for taking an obvious precaution.'
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    he.
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    With that he seized my hair in both his
    hands, and tugged until I yelled with the
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    pain.
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    'There is water in your eyes,' said he as
    he released me.
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    'I perceive that all is as it should be.
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    But we have to be careful, for we have
    twice been deceived by wigs and once by
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    paint.
    I could tell you tales of cobbler's wax
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    which would disgust you with human nature.'
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    He stepped over to the window and shouted
    through it at the top of his voice that the
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    vacancy was filled.
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    A groan of disappointment came up from
    below, and the folk all trooped away in
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    different directions until there was not a
    red-head to be seen except my own and that
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    of the manager.
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    "'My name,' said he, 'is Mr. Duncan Ross,
    and I am myself one of the pensioners upon
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    the fund left by our noble benefactor.
    Are you a married man, Mr. Wilson?
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    Have you a family?'
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    "I answered that I had not.
    "His face fell immediately.
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    "'Dear me!' he said gravely, 'that is very
    serious indeed!
  • 76:53 - 76:57
    I am sorry to hear you say that.
  • 76:57 - 77:02
    The fund was, of course, for the
    propagation and spread of the red-heads as
  • 77:02 - 77:07
    well as for their maintenance.
    It is exceedingly unfortunate that you
  • 77:07 - 77:08
    should be a bachelor.'
  • 77:08 - 77:15
    "My face lengthened at this, Mr. Holmes,
    for I thought that I was not to have the
  • 77:15 - 77:20
    vacancy after all; but after thinking it
    over for a few minutes he said that it
  • 77:20 - 77:22
    would be all right.
  • 77:22 - 77:27
    "'In the case of another,' said he, 'the
    objection might be fatal, but we must
  • 77:27 - 77:32
    stretch a point in favour of a man with
    such a head of hair as yours.
  • 77:32 - 77:36
    When shall you be able to enter upon your
    new duties?'
  • 77:36 - 77:42
    "'Well, it is a little awkward, for I have
    a business already,' said I.
  • 77:42 - 77:47
    "'Oh, never mind about that, Mr. Wilson!'
    said Vincent Spaulding.
  • 77:47 - 77:51
    'I should be able to look after that for
    you.'
  • 77:51 - 77:52
    "'What would be the hours?'
  • 77:52 - 77:56
    I asked.
    "'Ten to two.'
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    "Now a pawnbroker's business is mostly done
    of an evening, Mr. Holmes, especially
  • 78:01 - 78:06
    Thursday and Friday evening, which is just
    before pay-day; so it would suit me very
  • 78:06 - 78:09
    well to earn a little in the mornings.
  • 78:09 - 78:14
    Besides, I knew that my assistant was a
    good man, and that he would see to anything
  • 78:14 - 78:19
    that turned up.
    "'That would suit me very well,' said I.
  • 78:19 - 78:21
    'And the pay?'
  • 78:21 - 78:26
    "'Is 4 pounds a week.'
    "'And the work?'
  • 78:26 - 78:30
    "'Is purely nominal.'
    "'What do you call purely nominal?'
  • 78:30 - 78:37
    "'Well, you have to be in the office, or at
    least in the building, the whole time.
  • 78:37 - 78:41
    If you leave, you forfeit your whole
    position forever.
  • 78:41 - 78:44
    The will is very clear upon that point.
  • 78:44 - 78:48
    You don't comply with the conditions if you
    budge from the office during that time.'
  • 78:48 - 78:55
    "'It's only four hours a day, and I should
    not think of leaving,' said I.
  • 78:55 - 79:01
    "'No excuse will avail,' said Mr. Duncan
    Ross; 'neither sickness nor business nor
  • 79:01 - 79:04
    anything else.
    There you must stay, or you lose your
  • 79:04 - 79:06
    billet.'
  • 79:06 - 79:11
    "'And the work?'
    "'Is to copy out the "Encyclopaedia
  • 79:11 - 79:14
    Britannica."
    There is the first volume of it in that
  • 79:14 - 79:15
    press.
  • 79:15 - 79:21
    You must find your own ink, pens, and
    blotting-paper, but we provide this table
  • 79:21 - 79:25
    and chair.
    Will you be ready to-morrow?'
  • 79:25 - 79:28
    "'Certainly,' I answered.
  • 79:28 - 79:33
    "'Then, good-bye, Mr. Jabez Wilson, and let
    me congratulate you once more on the
  • 79:33 - 79:38
    important position which you have been
    fortunate enough to gain.'
  • 79:38 - 79:42
    He bowed me out of the room and I went home
    with my assistant, hardly knowing what to
  • 79:42 - 79:48
    say or do, I was so pleased at my own good
    fortune.
  • 79:48 - 79:54
    "Well, I thought over the matter all day,
    and by evening I was in low spirits again;
  • 79:54 - 79:59
    for I had quite persuaded myself that the
    whole affair must be some great hoax or
  • 79:59 - 80:04
    fraud, though what its object might be I
    could not imagine.
  • 80:04 - 80:08
    It seemed altogether past belief that
    anyone could make such a will, or that they
  • 80:08 - 80:15
    would pay such a sum for doing anything so
    simple as copying out the 'Encyclopaedia
  • 80:15 - 80:16
    Britannica.'
  • 80:16 - 80:22
    Vincent Spaulding did what he could to
    cheer me up, but by bedtime I had reasoned
  • 80:22 - 80:24
    myself out of the whole thing.
  • 80:24 - 80:29
    However, in the morning I determined to
    have a look at it anyhow, so I bought a
  • 80:29 - 80:34
    penny bottle of ink, and with a quill-pen,
    and seven sheets of foolscap paper, I
  • 80:34 - 80:37
    started off for Pope's Court.
  • 80:37 - 80:43
    "Well, to my surprise and delight,
    everything was as right as possible.
  • 80:43 - 80:48
    The table was set out ready for me, and Mr.
    Duncan Ross was there to see that I got
  • 80:48 - 80:49
    fairly to work.
  • 80:49 - 80:55
    He started me off upon the letter A, and
    then he left me; but he would drop in from
  • 80:55 - 80:58
    time to time to see that all was right with
    me.
  • 80:58 - 81:03
    At two o'clock he bade me good-day,
    complimented me upon the amount that I had
  • 81:03 - 81:08
    written, and locked the door of the office
    after me.
  • 81:08 - 81:14
    "This went on day after day, Mr. Holmes,
    and on Saturday the manager came in and
  • 81:14 - 81:18
    planked down four golden sovereigns for my
    week's work.
  • 81:18 - 81:22
    It was the same next week, and the same the
    week after.
  • 81:22 - 81:28
    Every morning I was there at ten, and every
    afternoon I left at two.
  • 81:28 - 81:34
    By degrees Mr. Duncan Ross took to coming
    in only once of a morning, and then, after
  • 81:34 - 81:37
    a time, he did not come in at all.
  • 81:37 - 81:42
    Still, of course, I never dared to leave
    the room for an instant, for I was not sure
  • 81:42 - 81:48
    when he might come, and the billet was such
    a good one, and suited me so well, that I
  • 81:48 - 81:51
    would not risk the loss of it.
  • 81:51 - 81:56
    "Eight weeks passed away like this, and I
    had written about Abbots and Archery and
  • 81:56 - 82:01
    Armour and Architecture and Attica, and
    hoped with diligence that I might get on to
  • 82:01 - 82:04
    the B's before very long.
  • 82:04 - 82:08
    It cost me something in foolscap, and I had
    pretty nearly filled a shelf with my
  • 82:08 - 82:13
    writings.
    And then suddenly the whole business came
  • 82:13 - 82:14
    to an end."
  • 82:14 - 82:18
    "To an end?"
    "Yes, sir.
  • 82:18 - 82:20
    And no later than this morning.
  • 82:20 - 82:26
    I went to my work as usual at ten o'clock,
    but the door was shut and locked, with a
  • 82:26 - 82:30
    little square of cardboard hammered on to
    the middle of the panel with a tack.
  • 82:30 - 82:34
    Here it is, and you can read for yourself."
  • 82:34 - 82:39
    He held up a piece of white cardboard about
    the size of a sheet of note-paper.
  • 82:39 - 82:42
    It read in this fashion:
    THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE
  • 82:42 - 82:43
    IS
  • 82:43 - 82:48
    DISSOLVED.
    October 9, 1890.
  • 82:48 - 82:53
    Sherlock Holmes and I surveyed this curt
    announcement and the rueful face behind it,
  • 82:53 - 82:57
    until the comical side of the affair so
    completely overtopped every other
  • 82:57 - 83:04
    consideration that we both burst out into a
    roar of laughter.
  • 83:04 - 83:09
    "I cannot see that there is anything very
    funny," cried our client, flushing up to
  • 83:09 - 83:12
    the roots of his flaming head.
  • 83:12 - 83:17
    "If you can do nothing better than laugh at
    me, I can go elsewhere."
  • 83:17 - 83:22
    "No, no," cried Holmes, shoving him back
    into the chair from which he had half
  • 83:22 - 83:22
    risen.
  • 83:22 - 83:26
    "I really wouldn't miss your case for the
    world.
  • 83:26 - 83:31
    It is most refreshingly unusual.
    But there is, if you will excuse my saying
  • 83:31 - 83:36
    so, something just a little funny about it.
  • 83:36 - 83:38
    Pray what steps did you take when you found
    the card upon the door?"
  • 83:38 - 83:44
    "I was staggered, sir.
    I did not know what to do.
  • 83:44 - 83:49
    Then I called at the offices round, but
    none of them seemed to know anything about
  • 83:49 - 83:49
    it.
  • 83:49 - 83:55
    Finally, I went to the landlord, who is an
    accountant living on the ground-floor, and
  • 83:55 - 84:00
    I asked him if he could tell me what had
    become of the Red-headed League.
  • 84:00 - 84:03
    He said that he had never heard of any such
    body.
  • 84:03 - 84:10
    Then I asked him who Mr. Duncan Ross was.
    He answered that the name was new to him.
  • 84:10 - 84:15
    "'Well,' said I, 'the gentleman at No. 4.'
  • 84:15 - 84:19
    "'What, the red-headed man?'
    "'Yes.'
  • 84:19 - 84:23
    "'Oh,' said he, 'his name was William
    Morris.
  • 84:23 - 84:28
    He was a solicitor and was using my room as
    a temporary convenience until his new
  • 84:28 - 84:33
    premises were ready.
    He moved out yesterday.'
  • 84:33 - 84:35
    "'Where could I find him?'
  • 84:35 - 84:39
    "'Oh, at his new offices.
    He did tell me the address.
  • 84:39 - 84:46
    Yes, 17 King Edward Street, near St.
    Paul's.'
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    "I started off, Mr. Holmes, but when I got
    to that address it was a manufactory of
  • 84:51 - 84:57
    artificial knee-caps, and no one in it had
    ever heard of either Mr. William Morris or
  • 84:57 - 84:59
    Mr. Duncan Ross."
  • 84:59 - 85:06
    "And what did you do then?" asked Holmes.
    "I went home to Saxe-Coburg Square, and I
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    took the advice of my assistant.
    But he could not help me in any way.
  • 85:11 - 85:15
    He could only say that if I waited I should
    hear by post.
  • 85:15 - 85:18
    But that was not quite good enough, Mr.
    Holmes.
  • 85:18 - 85:24
    I did not wish to lose such a place without
    a struggle, so, as I had heard that you
  • 85:24 - 85:29
    were good enough to give advice to poor
    folk who were in need of it, I came right
  • 85:29 - 85:31
    away to you."
  • 85:31 - 85:37
    "And you did very wisely," said Holmes.
    "Your case is an exceedingly remarkable
  • 85:37 - 85:40
    one, and I shall be happy to look into it.
  • 85:40 - 85:45
    From what you have told me I think that it
    is possible that graver issues hang from it
  • 85:45 - 85:51
    than might at first sight appear."
    "Grave enough!" said Mr. Jabez Wilson.
  • 85:51 - 85:55
    "Why, I have lost four pound a week."
  • 85:55 - 86:01
    "As far as you are personally concerned,"
    remarked Holmes, "I do not see that you
  • 86:01 - 86:05
    have any grievance against this
    extraordinary league.
  • 86:05 - 86:11
    On the contrary, you are, as I understand,
    richer by some 30 pounds, to say nothing of
  • 86:11 - 86:15
    the minute knowledge which you have gained
    on every subject which comes under the
  • 86:15 - 86:17
    letter A.
  • 86:17 - 86:21
    You have lost nothing by them."
    "No, sir.
  • 86:21 - 86:26
    But I want to find out about them, and who
    they are, and what their object was in
  • 86:26 - 86:31
    playing this prank--if it was a prank--upon
    me.
  • 86:31 - 86:38
    It was a pretty expensive joke for them,
    for it cost them two and thirty pounds."
  • 86:38 - 86:41
    "We shall endeavour to clear up these
    points for you.
  • 86:41 - 86:45
    And, first, one or two questions, Mr.
    Wilson.
  • 86:45 - 86:50
    This assistant of yours who first called
    your attention to the advertisement--how
  • 86:50 - 86:51
    long had he been with you?"
  • 86:51 - 86:57
    "About a month then."
    "How did he come?"
  • 86:57 - 87:03
    "In answer to an advertisement."
    "Was he the only applicant?"
  • 87:03 - 87:04
    "No, I had a dozen."
  • 87:04 - 87:09
    "Why did you pick him?"
    "Because he was handy and would come
  • 87:09 - 87:13
    cheap."
    "At half-wages, in fact."
  • 87:13 - 87:16
    "Yes."
  • 87:16 - 87:23
    "What is he like, this Vincent Spaulding?"
    "Small, stout-built, very quick in his
  • 87:23 - 87:27
    ways, no hair on his face, though he's not
    short of thirty.
  • 87:27 - 87:33
    Has a white splash of acid upon his
    forehead."
  • 87:33 - 87:36
    Holmes sat up in his chair in considerable
    excitement.
  • 87:36 - 87:40
    "I thought as much," said he.
  • 87:40 - 87:44
    "Have you ever observed that his ears are
    pierced for earrings?"
  • 87:44 - 87:48
    "Yes, sir.
    He told me that a gipsy had done it for him
  • 87:48 - 87:51
    when he was a lad."
  • 87:51 - 87:55
    "Hum!" said Holmes, sinking back in deep
    thought.
  • 87:55 - 88:02
    "He is still with you?"
    "Oh, yes, sir; I have only just left him."
  • 88:02 - 88:06
    "And has your business been attended to in
    your absence?"
  • 88:06 - 88:10
    "Nothing to complain of, sir.
    There's never very much to do of a
  • 88:10 - 88:11
    morning."
  • 88:11 - 88:15
    "That will do, Mr. Wilson.
    I shall be happy to give you an opinion
  • 88:15 - 88:19
    upon the subject in the course of a day or
    two.
  • 88:19 - 88:26
    To-day is Saturday, and I hope that by
    Monday we may come to a conclusion."
  • 88:26 - 88:31
    "Well, Watson," said Holmes when our
    visitor had left us, "what do you make of
  • 88:31 - 88:33
    it all?"
  • 88:33 - 88:40
    "I make nothing of it," I answered frankly.
    "It is a most mysterious business."
  • 88:40 - 88:46
    "As a rule," said Holmes, "the more bizarre
    a thing is the less mysterious it proves to
  • 88:46 - 88:46
    be.
  • 88:46 - 88:51
    It is your commonplace, featureless crimes
    which are really puzzling, just as a
  • 88:51 - 88:55
    commonplace face is the most difficult to
    identify.
  • 88:55 - 88:56
    But I must be prompt over this matter."
  • 88:56 - 89:01
    "What are you going to do, then?"
    I asked.
  • 89:01 - 89:04
    "To smoke," he answered.
  • 89:04 - 89:09
    "It is quite a three pipe problem, and I
    beg that you won't speak to me for fifty
  • 89:09 - 89:09
    minutes."
  • 89:09 - 89:16
    He curled himself up in his chair, with his
    thin knees drawn up to his hawk-like nose,
  • 89:16 - 89:22
    and there he sat with his eyes closed and
    his black clay pipe thrusting out like the
  • 89:22 - 89:24
    bill of some strange bird.
  • 89:24 - 89:29
    I had come to the conclusion that he had
    dropped asleep, and indeed was nodding
  • 89:29 - 89:33
    myself, when he suddenly sprang out of his
    chair with the gesture of a man who has
  • 89:33 - 89:37
    made up his mind and put his pipe down upon
    the mantelpiece.
  • 89:37 - 89:44
    "Sarasate plays at the St. James's Hall
    this afternoon," he remarked.
  • 89:44 - 89:45
    "What do you think, Watson?
  • 89:45 - 89:49
    Could your patients spare you for a few
    hours?"
  • 89:49 - 89:54
    "I have nothing to do to-day.
    My practice is never very absorbing."
  • 89:54 - 89:57
    "Then put on your hat and come.
  • 89:57 - 90:01
    I am going through the City first, and we
    can have some lunch on the way.
  • 90:01 - 90:05
    I observe that there is a good deal of
    German music on the programme, which is
  • 90:05 - 90:09
    rather more to my taste than Italian or
    French.
  • 90:09 - 90:13
    It is introspective, and I want to
    introspect.
  • 90:13 - 90:15
    Come along!"
  • 90:15 - 90:19
    We travelled by the Underground as far as
    Aldersgate; and a short walk took us to
  • 90:19 - 90:24
    Saxe-Coburg Square, the scene of the
    singular story which we had listened to in
  • 90:24 - 90:26
    the morning.
  • 90:26 - 90:32
    It was a poky, little, shabby-genteel
    place, where four lines of dingy two-
  • 90:32 - 90:37
    storied brick houses looked out into a
    small railed-in enclosure, where a lawn of
  • 90:37 - 90:39
    weedy grass and a few clumps of faded
  • 90:39 - 90:46
    laurel-bushes made a hard fight against a
    smoke-laden and uncongenial atmosphere.
  • 90:46 - 90:51
    Three gilt balls and a brown board with
    "JABEZ WILSON" in white letters, upon a
  • 90:51 - 90:56
    corner house, announced the place where our
    red-headed client carried on his business.
  • 90:56 - 91:01
    Sherlock Holmes stopped in front of it with
    his head on one side and looked it all
  • 91:01 - 91:04
    over, with his eyes shining brightly
    between puckered lids.
  • 91:04 - 91:10
    Then he walked slowly up the street, and
    then down again to the corner, still
  • 91:10 - 91:13
    looking keenly at the houses.
  • 91:13 - 91:18
    Finally he returned to the pawnbroker's,
    and, having thumped vigorously upon the
  • 91:18 - 91:23
    pavement with his stick two or three times,
    he went up to the door and knocked.
  • 91:23 - 91:27
    It was instantly opened by a bright-
    looking, clean-shaven young fellow, who
  • 91:27 - 91:30
    asked him to step in.
  • 91:30 - 91:36
    "Thank you," said Holmes, "I only wished to
    ask you how you would go from here to the
  • 91:36 - 91:40
    Strand."
    "Third right, fourth left," answered the
  • 91:40 - 91:44
    assistant promptly, closing the door.
  • 91:44 - 91:48
    "Smart fellow, that," observed Holmes as we
    walked away.
  • 91:48 - 91:54
    "He is, in my judgment, the fourth smartest
    man in London, and for daring I am not sure
  • 91:54 - 91:57
    that he has not a claim to be third.
  • 91:57 - 92:03
    I have known something of him before."
    "Evidently," said I, "Mr. Wilson's
  • 92:03 - 92:08
    assistant counts for a good deal in this
    mystery of the Red-headed League.
  • 92:08 - 92:12
    I am sure that you inquired your way merely
    in order that you might see him."
  • 92:12 - 92:15
    "Not him."
    "What then?"
  • 92:15 - 92:19
    "The knees of his trousers."
  • 92:19 - 92:23
    "And what did you see?"
    "What I expected to see."
  • 92:23 - 92:28
    "Why did you beat the pavement?"
    "My dear doctor, this is a time for
  • 92:28 - 92:31
    observation, not for talk.
  • 92:31 - 92:37
    We are spies in an enemy's country.
    We know something of Saxe-Coburg Square.
  • 92:37 - 92:41
    Let us now explore the parts which lie
    behind it."
  • 92:41 - 92:46
    The road in which we found ourselves as we
    turned round the corner from the retired
  • 92:46 - 92:52
    Saxe-Coburg Square presented as great a
    contrast to it as the front of a picture
  • 92:52 - 92:53
    does to the back.
  • 92:53 - 92:57
    It was one of the main arteries which
    conveyed the traffic of the City to the
  • 92:57 - 92:59
    north and west.
  • 92:59 - 93:03
    The roadway was blocked with the immense
    stream of commerce flowing in a double tide
  • 93:03 - 93:08
    inward and outward, while the footpaths
    were black with the hurrying swarm of
  • 93:08 - 93:09
    pedestrians.
  • 93:09 - 93:15
    It was difficult to realise as we looked at
    the line of fine shops and stately business
  • 93:15 - 93:20
    premises that they really abutted on the
    other side upon the faded and stagnant
  • 93:20 - 93:22
    square which we had just quitted.
  • 93:22 - 93:30
    "Let me see," said Holmes, standing at the
    corner and glancing along the line, "I
  • 93:30 - 93:33
    should like just to remember the order of
    the houses here.
  • 93:33 - 93:38
    It is a hobby of mine to have an exact
    knowledge of London.
  • 93:38 - 93:42
    There is Mortimer's, the tobacconist, the
    little newspaper shop, the Coburg branch of
  • 93:42 - 93:48
    the City and Suburban Bank, the Vegetarian
    Restaurant, and McFarlane's carriage-
  • 93:48 - 93:49
    building depot.
  • 93:49 - 93:52
    That carries us right on to the other
    block.
  • 93:52 - 93:56
    And now, Doctor, we've done our work, so
    it's time we had some play.
  • 93:56 - 94:02
    A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then
    off to violin-land, where all is sweetness
  • 94:02 - 94:07
    and delicacy and harmony, and there are no
    red-headed clients to vex us with their
  • 94:07 - 94:08
    conundrums."
  • 94:08 - 94:14
    My friend was an enthusiastic musician,
    being himself not only a very capable
  • 94:14 - 94:18
    performer but a composer of no ordinary
    merit.
  • 94:18 - 94:23
    All the afternoon he sat in the stalls
    wrapped in the most perfect happiness,
  • 94:23 - 94:29
    gently waving his long, thin fingers in
    time to the music, while his gently smiling
  • 94:29 - 94:31
    face and his languid, dreamy eyes were as
  • 94:31 - 94:38
    unlike those of Holmes the sleuth-hound,
    Holmes the relentless, keen-witted, ready-
  • 94:38 - 94:43
    handed criminal agent, as it was possible
    to conceive.
  • 94:43 - 94:48
    In his singular character the dual nature
    alternately asserted itself, and his
  • 94:48 - 94:53
    extreme exactness and astuteness
    represented, as I have often thought, the
  • 94:53 - 94:55
    reaction against the poetic and
  • 94:55 - 95:00
    contemplative mood which occasionally
    predominated in him.
  • 95:00 - 95:05
    The swing of his nature took him from
    extreme languor to devouring energy; and,
  • 95:05 - 95:12
    as I knew well, he was never so truly
    formidable as when, for days on end, he had
  • 95:12 - 95:14
    been lounging in his armchair amid his
  • 95:14 - 95:18
    improvisations and his black-letter
    editions.
  • 95:18 - 95:23
    Then it was that the lust of the chase
    would suddenly come upon him, and that his
  • 95:23 - 95:28
    brilliant reasoning power would rise to the
    level of intuition, until those who were
  • 95:28 - 95:30
    unacquainted with his methods would look
  • 95:30 - 95:36
    askance at him as on a man whose knowledge
    was not that of other mortals.
  • 95:36 - 95:42
    When I saw him that afternoon so enwrapped
    in the music at St. James's Hall I felt
  • 95:42 - 95:49
    that an evil time might be coming upon
    those whom he had set himself to hunt down.
  • 95:49 - 95:55
    "You want to go home, no doubt, Doctor," he
    remarked as we emerged.
  • 95:55 - 95:59
    "Yes, it would be as well."
    "And I have some business to do which will
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    take some hours.
  • 96:01 - 96:07
    This business at Coburg Square is serious."
    "Why serious?"
  • 96:07 - 96:13
    "A considerable crime is in contemplation.
    I have every reason to believe that we
  • 96:13 - 96:15
    shall be in time to stop it.
  • 96:15 - 96:19
    But to-day being Saturday rather
    complicates matters.
  • 96:19 - 96:23
    I shall want your help to-night."
    "At what time?"
  • 96:23 - 96:25
    "Ten will be early enough."
  • 96:25 - 96:30
    "I shall be at Baker Street at ten."
    "Very well.
  • 96:30 - 96:35
    And, I say, Doctor, there may be some
    little danger, so kindly put your army
  • 96:35 - 96:38
    revolver in your pocket."
  • 96:38 - 96:45
    He waved his hand, turned on his heel, and
    disappeared in an instant among the crowd.
  • 96:45 - 96:49
    I trust that I am not more dense than my
    neighbours, but I was always oppressed with
  • 96:49 - 96:53
    a sense of my own stupidity in my dealings
    with Sherlock Holmes.
  • 96:53 - 96:59
    Here I had heard what he had heard, I had
    seen what he had seen, and yet from his
  • 96:59 - 97:04
    words it was evident that he saw clearly
    not only what had happened but what was
  • 97:04 - 97:11
    about to happen, while to me the whole
    business was still confused and grotesque.
  • 97:11 - 97:17
    As I drove home to my house in Kensington I
    thought over it all, from the extraordinary
  • 97:17 - 97:23
    story of the red-headed copier of the
    "Encyclopaedia" down to the visit to Saxe-
  • 97:23 - 97:28
    Coburg Square, and the ominous words with
    which he had parted from me.
  • 97:28 - 97:34
    What was this nocturnal expedition, and why
    should I go armed?
  • 97:34 - 97:37
    Where were we going, and what were we to
    do?
  • 97:37 - 97:42
    I had the hint from Holmes that this
    smooth-faced pawnbroker's assistant was a
  • 97:42 - 97:47
    formidable man--a man who might play a deep
    game.
  • 97:47 - 97:53
    I tried to puzzle it out, but gave it up in
    despair and set the matter aside until
  • 97:53 - 97:57
    night should bring an explanation.
  • 97:57 - 98:02
    It was a quarter-past nine when I started
    from home and made my way across the Park,
  • 98:02 - 98:04
    and so through Oxford Street to Baker
    Street.
  • 98:04 - 98:09
    Two hansoms were standing at the door, and
    as I entered the passage I heard the sound
  • 98:09 - 98:11
    of voices from above.
  • 98:11 - 98:17
    On entering his room I found Holmes in
    animated conversation with two men, one of
  • 98:17 - 98:23
    whom I recognised as Peter Jones, the
    official police agent, while the other was
  • 98:23 - 98:26
    a long, thin, sad-faced man, with a very
  • 98:26 - 98:31
    shiny hat and oppressively respectable
    frock-coat.
  • 98:31 - 98:32
    "Ha!
  • 98:32 - 98:37
    Our party is complete," said Holmes,
    buttoning up his pea-jacket and taking his
  • 98:37 - 98:42
    heavy hunting crop from the rack.
    "Watson, I think you know Mr. Jones, of
  • 98:42 - 98:44
    Scotland Yard?
  • 98:44 - 98:50
    Let me introduce you to Mr. Merryweather,
    who is to be our companion in to-night's
  • 98:50 - 98:51
    adventure."
  • 98:51 - 98:56
    "We're hunting in couples again, Doctor,
    you see," said Jones in his consequential
  • 98:56 - 98:59
    way.
    "Our friend here is a wonderful man for
  • 98:59 - 99:01
    starting a chase.
  • 99:01 - 99:06
    All he wants is an old dog to help him to
    do the running down."
  • 99:06 - 99:12
    "I hope a wild goose may not prove to be
    the end of our chase," observed Mr.
  • 99:12 - 99:14
    Merryweather gloomily.
  • 99:14 - 99:19
    "You may place considerable confidence in
    Mr. Holmes, sir," said the police agent
  • 99:19 - 99:20
    loftily.
  • 99:20 - 99:26
    "He has his own little methods, which are,
    if he won't mind my saying so, just a
  • 99:26 - 99:31
    little too theoretical and fantastic, but
    he has the makings of a detective in him.
  • 99:31 - 99:37
    It is not too much to say that once or
    twice, as in that business of the Sholto
  • 99:37 - 99:42
    murder and the Agra treasure, he has been
    more nearly correct than the official
  • 99:42 - 99:42
    force."
  • 99:42 - 99:49
    "Oh, if you say so, Mr. Jones, it is all
    right," said the stranger with deference.
  • 99:49 - 99:52
    "Still, I confess that I miss my rubber.
  • 99:52 - 99:57
    It is the first Saturday night for seven-
    and-twenty years that I have not had my
  • 99:57 - 99:58
    rubber."
  • 99:58 - 100:03
    "I think you will find," said Sherlock
    Holmes, "that you will play for a higher
  • 100:03 - 100:09
    stake to-night than you have ever done yet,
    and that the play will be more exciting.
  • 100:09 - 100:16
    For you, Mr. Merryweather, the stake will
    be some 30,000 pounds; and for you, Jones,
  • 100:16 - 100:20
    it will be the man upon whom you wish to
    lay your hands."
  • 100:20 - 100:25
    "John Clay, the murderer, thief, smasher,
    and forger.
  • 100:25 - 100:29
    He's a young man, Mr. Merryweather, but he
    is at the head of his profession, and I
  • 100:29 - 100:34
    would rather have my bracelets on him than
    on any criminal in London.
  • 100:34 - 100:38
    He's a remarkable man, is young John Clay.
  • 100:38 - 100:43
    His grandfather was a royal duke, and he
    himself has been to Eton and Oxford.
  • 100:43 - 100:49
    His brain is as cunning as his fingers, and
    though we meet signs of him at every turn,
  • 100:49 - 100:52
    we never know where to find the man
    himself.
  • 100:52 - 100:57
    He'll crack a crib in Scotland one week,
    and be raising money to build an orphanage
  • 100:57 - 101:01
    in Cornwall the next.
    I've been on his track for years and have
  • 101:01 - 101:02
    never set eyes on him yet."
  • 101:02 - 101:07
    "I hope that I may have the pleasure of
    introducing you to-night.
  • 101:07 - 101:13
    I've had one or two little turns also with
    Mr. John Clay, and I agree with you that he
  • 101:13 - 101:16
    is at the head of his profession.
  • 101:16 - 101:19
    It is past ten, however, and quite time
    that we started.
  • 101:19 - 101:25
    If you two will take the first hansom,
    Watson and I will follow in the second."
  • 101:25 - 101:30
    Sherlock Holmes was not very communicative
    during the long drive and lay back in the
  • 101:30 - 101:34
    cab humming the tunes which he had heard in
    the afternoon.
  • 101:34 - 101:38
    We rattled through an endless labyrinth of
    gas-lit streets until we emerged into
  • 101:38 - 101:43
    Farrington Street.
    "We are close there now," my friend
  • 101:43 - 101:44
    remarked.
  • 101:44 - 101:49
    "This fellow Merryweather is a bank
    director, and personally interested in the
  • 101:49 - 101:52
    matter.
    I thought it as well to have Jones with us
  • 101:52 - 101:54
    also.
  • 101:54 - 101:59
    He is not a bad fellow, though an absolute
    imbecile in his profession.
  • 101:59 - 102:01
    He has one positive virtue.
  • 102:01 - 102:06
    He is as brave as a bulldog and as
    tenacious as a lobster if he gets his claws
  • 102:06 - 102:12
    upon anyone.
    Here we are, and they are waiting for us."
  • 102:12 - 102:15
    We had reached the same crowded
    thoroughfare in which we had found
  • 102:15 - 102:17
    ourselves in the morning.
  • 102:17 - 102:23
    Our cabs were dismissed, and, following the
    guidance of Mr. Merryweather, we passed
  • 102:23 - 102:27
    down a narrow passage and through a side
    door, which he opened for us.
  • 102:27 - 102:32
    Within there was a small corridor, which
    ended in a very massive iron gate.
  • 102:32 - 102:38
    This also was opened, and led down a flight
    of winding stone steps, which terminated at
  • 102:38 - 102:40
    another formidable gate.
  • 102:40 - 102:45
    Mr. Merryweather stopped to light a
    lantern, and then conducted us down a dark,
  • 102:45 - 102:51
    earth-smelling passage, and so, after
    opening a third door, into a huge vault or
  • 102:51 - 102:56
    cellar, which was piled all round with
    crates and massive boxes.
  • 102:56 - 103:01
    "You are not very vulnerable from above,"
    Holmes remarked as he held up the lantern
  • 103:01 - 103:03
    and gazed about him.
  • 103:03 - 103:08
    "Nor from below," said Mr. Merryweather,
    striking his stick upon the flags which
  • 103:08 - 103:14
    lined the floor.
    "Why, dear me, it sounds quite hollow!" he
  • 103:14 - 103:17
    remarked, looking up in surprise.
  • 103:17 - 103:22
    "I must really ask you to be a little more
    quiet!" said Holmes severely.
  • 103:22 - 103:26
    "You have already imperilled the whole
    success of our expedition.
  • 103:26 - 103:30
    Might I beg that you would have the
    goodness to sit down upon one of those
  • 103:30 - 103:33
    boxes, and not to interfere?"
  • 103:33 - 103:38
    The solemn Mr. Merryweather perched himself
    upon a crate, with a very injured
  • 103:38 - 103:44
    expression upon his face, while Holmes fell
    upon his knees upon the floor and, with the
  • 103:44 - 103:47
    lantern and a magnifying lens, began to
  • 103:47 - 103:50
    examine minutely the cracks between the
    stones.
  • 103:50 - 103:55
    A few seconds sufficed to satisfy him, for
    he sprang to his feet again and put his
  • 103:55 - 103:58
    glass in his pocket.
  • 103:58 - 104:03
    "We have at least an hour before us," he
    remarked, "for they can hardly take any
  • 104:03 - 104:06
    steps until the good pawnbroker is safely
    in bed.
  • 104:06 - 104:10
    Then they will not lose a minute, for the
    sooner they do their work the longer time
  • 104:10 - 104:13
    they will have for their escape.
  • 104:13 - 104:18
    We are at present, Doctor--as no doubt you
    have divined--in the cellar of the City
  • 104:18 - 104:23
    branch of one of the principal London
    banks.
  • 104:23 - 104:27
    Mr. Merryweather is the chairman of
    directors, and he will explain to you that
  • 104:27 - 104:31
    there are reasons why the more daring
    criminals of London should take a
  • 104:31 - 104:34
    considerable interest in this cellar at
    present."
  • 104:34 - 104:40
    "It is our French gold," whispered the
    director.
  • 104:40 - 104:45
    "We have had several warnings that an
    attempt might be made upon it."
  • 104:45 - 104:47
    "Your French gold?"
  • 104:47 - 104:52
    "Yes. We had occasion some months ago to
    strengthen our resources and borrowed for
  • 104:52 - 104:57
    that purpose 30,000 napoleons from the Bank
    of France.
  • 104:57 - 105:02
    It has become known that we have never had
    occasion to unpack the money, and that it
  • 105:02 - 105:05
    is still lying in our cellar.
  • 105:05 - 105:09
    The crate upon which I sit contains 2,000
    napoleons packed between layers of lead
  • 105:09 - 105:10
    foil.
  • 105:10 - 105:16
    Our reserve of bullion is much larger at
    present than is usually kept in a single
  • 105:16 - 105:22
    branch office, and the directors have had
    misgivings upon the subject."
  • 105:22 - 105:26
    "Which were very well justified," observed
    Holmes.
  • 105:26 - 105:30
    "And now it is time that we arranged our
    little plans.
  • 105:30 - 105:34
    I expect that within an hour matters will
    come to a head.
  • 105:34 - 105:40
    In the meantime Mr. Merryweather, we must
    put the screen over that dark lantern."
  • 105:40 - 105:42
    "And sit in the dark?"
  • 105:42 - 105:47
    "I am afraid so.
    I had brought a pack of cards in my pocket,
  • 105:47 - 105:52
    and I thought that, as we were a partie
    carrée, you might have your rubber after
  • 105:52 - 105:53
    all.
  • 105:53 - 105:58
    But I see that the enemy's preparations
    have gone so far that we cannot risk the
  • 105:58 - 106:02
    presence of a light.
    And, first of all, we must choose our
  • 106:02 - 106:04
    positions.
  • 106:04 - 106:09
    These are daring men, and though we shall
    take them at a disadvantage, they may do us
  • 106:09 - 106:15
    some harm unless we are careful.
    I shall stand behind this crate, and do you
  • 106:15 - 106:17
    conceal yourselves behind those.
  • 106:17 - 106:22
    Then, when I flash a light upon them, close
    in swiftly.
  • 106:22 - 106:26
    If they fire, Watson, have no compunction
    about shooting them down."
  • 106:26 - 106:34
    I placed my revolver, cocked, upon the top
    of the wooden case behind which I crouched.
  • 106:34 - 106:39
    Holmes shot the slide across the front of
    his lantern and left us in pitch darkness--
  • 106:39 - 106:44
    such an absolute darkness as I have never
    before experienced.
  • 106:44 - 106:49
    The smell of hot metal remained to assure
    us that the light was still there, ready to
  • 106:49 - 106:51
    flash out at a moment's notice.
  • 106:51 - 106:56
    To me, with my nerves worked up to a pitch
    of expectancy, there was something
  • 106:56 - 107:02
    depressing and subduing in the sudden
    gloom, and in the cold dank air of the
  • 107:02 - 107:04
    vault.
  • 107:04 - 107:08
    "They have but one retreat," whispered
    Holmes.
  • 107:08 - 107:11
    "That is back through the house into Saxe-
    Coburg Square.
  • 107:11 - 107:15
    I hope that you have done what I asked you,
    Jones?"
  • 107:15 - 107:20
    "I have an inspector and two officers
    waiting at the front door."
  • 107:20 - 107:23
    "Then we have stopped all the holes.
  • 107:23 - 107:29
    And now we must be silent and wait."
    What a time it seemed!
  • 107:29 - 107:34
    From comparing notes afterwards it was but
    an hour and a quarter, yet it appeared to
  • 107:34 - 107:40
    me that the night must have almost gone and
    the dawn be breaking above us.
  • 107:40 - 107:46
    My limbs were weary and stiff, for I feared
    to change my position; yet my nerves were
  • 107:46 - 107:51
    worked up to the highest pitch of tension,
    and my hearing was so acute that I could
  • 107:51 - 107:54
    not only hear the gentle breathing of my
  • 107:54 - 107:58
    companions, but I could distinguish the
    deeper, heavier in-breath of the bulky
  • 107:58 - 108:02
    Jones from the thin, sighing note of the
    bank director.
  • 108:02 - 108:07
    From my position I could look over the case
    in the direction of the floor.
  • 108:07 - 108:11
    Suddenly my eyes caught the glint of a
    light.
  • 108:11 - 108:16
    At first it was but a lurid spark upon the
    stone pavement.
  • 108:16 - 108:21
    Then it lengthened out until it became a
    yellow line, and then, without any warning
  • 108:21 - 108:28
    or sound, a gash seemed to open and a hand
    appeared, a white, almost womanly hand,
  • 108:28 - 108:33
    which felt about in the centre of the
    little area of light.
  • 108:33 - 108:38
    For a minute or more the hand, with its
    writhing fingers, protruded out of the
  • 108:38 - 108:39
    floor.
  • 108:39 - 108:44
    Then it was withdrawn as suddenly as it
    appeared, and all was dark again save the
  • 108:44 - 108:49
    single lurid spark which marked a chink
    between the stones.
  • 108:49 - 108:52
    Its disappearance, however, was but
    momentary.
  • 108:52 - 108:57
    With a rending, tearing sound, one of the
    broad, white stones turned over upon its
  • 108:57 - 109:02
    side and left a square, gaping hole,
    through which streamed the light of a
  • 109:02 - 109:03
    lantern.
  • 109:03 - 109:09
    Over the edge there peeped a clean-cut,
    boyish face, which looked keenly about it,
  • 109:09 - 109:15
    and then, with a hand on either side of the
    aperture, drew itself shoulder-high and
  • 109:15 - 109:19
    waist-high, until one knee rested upon the
    edge.
  • 109:19 - 109:23
    In another instant he stood at the side of
    the hole and was hauling after him a
  • 109:23 - 109:30
    companion, lithe and small like himself,
    with a pale face and a shock of very red
  • 109:30 - 109:37
    "It's all clear," he whispered.
    "Have you the chisel and the bags?
  • 109:30 - 109:30
    hair.
  • 109:37 - 109:43
    Great Scott!
    Jump, Archie, jump, and I'll swing for it!"
  • 109:43 - 109:46
    Sherlock Holmes had sprung out and seized
    the intruder by the collar.
  • 109:46 - 109:51
    The other dived down the hole, and I heard
    the sound of rending cloth as Jones
  • 109:51 - 109:53
    clutched at his skirts.
  • 109:53 - 109:57
    The light flashed upon the barrel of a
    revolver, but Holmes' hunting crop came
  • 109:57 - 110:01
    down on the man's wrist, and the pistol
    clinked upon the stone floor.
  • 110:01 - 110:06
    "It's no use, John Clay," said Holmes
    blandly.
  • 110:06 - 110:11
    "You have no chance at all."
    "So I see," the other answered with the
  • 110:11 - 110:13
    utmost coolness.
  • 110:13 - 110:18
    "I fancy that my pal is all right, though I
    see you have got his coat-tails."
  • 110:18 - 110:22
    "There are three men waiting for him at the
    door," said Holmes.
  • 110:22 - 110:25
    "Oh, indeed!
  • 110:25 - 110:27
    You seem to have done the thing very
    completely.
  • 110:27 - 110:32
    I must compliment you."
    "And I you," Holmes answered.
  • 110:32 - 110:37
    "Your red-headed idea was very new and
    effective."
  • 110:37 - 110:41
    "You'll see your pal again presently," said
    Jones.
  • 110:41 - 110:45
    "He's quicker at climbing down holes than I
    am.
  • 110:45 - 110:48
    Just hold out while I fix the derbies."
  • 110:48 - 110:53
    "I beg that you will not touch me with your
    filthy hands," remarked our prisoner as the
  • 110:53 - 110:57
    handcuffs clattered upon his wrists.
    "You may not be aware that I have royal
  • 110:57 - 110:58
    blood in my veins.
  • 110:58 - 111:04
    Have the goodness, also, when you address
    me always to say 'sir' and 'please.'"
  • 111:04 - 111:10
    "All right," said Jones with a stare and a
    snigger.
  • 111:10 - 111:16
    "Well, would you please, sir, march
    upstairs, where we can get a cab to carry
  • 111:16 - 111:23
    your Highness to the police-station?"
    "That is better," said John Clay serenely.
  • 111:23 - 111:28
    He made a sweeping bow to the three of us
    and walked quietly off in the custody of
  • 111:28 - 111:30
    the detective.
  • 111:30 - 111:36
    "Really, Mr. Holmes," said Mr. Merryweather
    as we followed them from the cellar, "I do
  • 111:36 - 111:39
    not know how the bank can thank you or
    repay you.
  • 111:39 - 111:44
    There is no doubt that you have detected
    and defeated in the most complete manner
  • 111:44 - 111:49
    one of the most determined attempts at bank
    robbery that have ever come within my
  • 111:49 - 111:52
    experience."
  • 111:52 - 111:57
    "I have had one or two little scores of my
    own to settle with Mr. John Clay," said
  • 111:57 - 111:57
    Holmes.
  • 111:57 - 112:03
    "I have been at some small expense over
    this matter, which I shall expect the bank
  • 112:03 - 112:09
    to refund, but beyond that I am amply
    repaid by having had an experience which is
  • 112:09 - 112:11
    in many ways unique, and by hearing the
  • 112:11 - 112:17
    very remarkable narrative of the Red-headed
    League."
  • 112:17 - 112:22
    "You see, Watson," he explained in the
    early hours of the morning as we sat over a
  • 112:22 - 112:27
    glass of whisky and soda in Baker Street,
    "it was perfectly obvious from the first
  • 112:27 - 112:29
    that the only possible object of this
  • 112:29 - 112:34
    rather fantastic business of the
    advertisement of the League, and the
  • 112:34 - 112:40
    copying of the 'Encyclopaedia,' must be to
    get this not over-bright pawnbroker out of
  • 112:40 - 112:43
    the way for a number of hours every day.
  • 112:43 - 112:49
    It was a curious way of managing it, but,
    really, it would be difficult to suggest a
  • 112:49 - 112:50
    better.
  • 112:50 - 112:54
    The method was no doubt suggested to Clay's
    ingenious mind by the colour of his
  • 112:54 - 112:56
    accomplice's hair.
  • 112:56 - 113:02
    The 4 pounds a week was a lure which must
    draw him, and what was it to them, who were
  • 113:02 - 113:04
    playing for thousands?
  • 113:04 - 113:09
    They put in the advertisement, one rogue
    has the temporary office, the other rogue
  • 113:09 - 113:15
    incites the man to apply for it, and
    together they manage to secure his absence
  • 113:15 - 113:17
    every morning in the week.
  • 113:17 - 113:22
    From the time that I heard of the assistant
    having come for half wages, it was obvious
  • 113:22 - 113:28
    to me that he had some strong motive for
    securing the situation."
  • 113:28 - 113:30
    "But how could you guess what the motive
    was?"
  • 113:30 - 113:35
    "Had there been women in the house, I
    should have suspected a mere vulgar
  • 113:35 - 113:36
    intrigue.
  • 113:36 - 113:42
    That, however, was out of the question.
    The man's business was a small one, and
  • 113:42 - 113:46
    there was nothing in his house which could
    account for such elaborate preparations,
  • 113:46 - 113:50
    and such an expenditure as they were at.
  • 113:50 - 113:53
    It must, then, be something out of the
    house.
  • 113:53 - 113:54
    What could it be?
  • 113:54 - 113:59
    I thought of the assistant's fondness for
    photography, and his trick of vanishing
  • 113:59 - 114:02
    into the cellar.
    The cellar!
  • 114:02 - 114:05
    There was the end of this tangled clue.
  • 114:05 - 114:10
    Then I made inquiries as to this mysterious
    assistant and found that I had to deal with
  • 114:10 - 114:16
    one of the coolest and most daring
    criminals in London.
  • 114:16 - 114:21
    He was doing something in the cellar--
    something which took many hours a day for
  • 114:21 - 114:25
    months on end.
    What could it be, once more?
  • 114:25 - 114:30
    I could think of nothing save that he was
    running a tunnel to some other building.
  • 114:30 - 114:35
    "So far I had got when we went to visit the
    scene of action.
  • 114:35 - 114:38
    I surprised you by beating upon the
    pavement with my stick.
  • 114:38 - 114:43
    I was ascertaining whether the cellar
    stretched out in front or behind.
  • 114:43 - 114:45
    It was not in front.
  • 114:45 - 114:50
    Then I rang the bell, and, as I hoped, the
    assistant answered it.
  • 114:50 - 114:55
    We have had some skirmishes, but we had
    never set eyes upon each other before.
  • 114:55 - 114:58
    I hardly looked at his face.
  • 114:58 - 115:03
    His knees were what I wished to see.
    You must yourself have remarked how worn,
  • 115:03 - 115:08
    wrinkled, and stained they were.
    They spoke of those hours of burrowing.
  • 115:08 - 115:13
    The only remaining point was what they were
    burrowing for.
  • 115:13 - 115:17
    I walked round the corner, saw the City and
    Suburban Bank abutted on our friend's
  • 115:17 - 115:22
    premises, and felt that I had solved my
    problem.
  • 115:22 - 115:26
    When you drove home after the concert I
    called upon Scotland Yard and upon the
  • 115:26 - 115:30
    chairman of the bank directors, with the
    result that you have seen."
  • 115:30 - 115:36
    "And how could you tell that they would
    make their attempt to-night?"
  • 115:36 - 115:37
    I asked.
  • 115:37 - 115:42
    "Well, when they closed their League
    offices that was a sign that they cared no
  • 115:42 - 115:47
    longer about Mr. Jabez Wilson's presence--
    in other words, that they had completed
  • 115:47 - 115:48
    their tunnel.
  • 115:48 - 115:53
    But it was essential that they should use
    it soon, as it might be discovered, or the
  • 115:53 - 115:56
    bullion might be removed.
  • 115:56 - 116:01
    Saturday would suit them better than any
    other day, as it would give them two days
  • 116:01 - 116:05
    for their escape.
    For all these reasons I expected them to
  • 116:05 - 116:07
    come to-night."
  • 116:07 - 116:13
    "You reasoned it out beautifully," I
    exclaimed in unfeigned admiration.
  • 116:13 - 116:17
    "It is so long a chain, and yet every link
    rings true."
  • 116:17 - 116:24
    "It saved me from ennui," he answered,
    yawning.
  • 116:24 - 116:28
    "Alas!
    I already feel it closing in upon me.
  • 116:28 - 116:34
    My life is spent in one long effort to
    escape from the commonplaces of existence.
  • 116:34 - 116:40
    These little problems help me to do so."
    "And you are a benefactor of the race,"
  • 116:40 - 116:42
    said I.
  • 116:42 - 116:47
    He shrugged his shoulders.
    "Well, perhaps, after all, it is of some
  • 116:47 - 116:53
    little use," he remarked.
    "'L'homme c'est rien--l'oeuvre c'est tout,'
  • 116:53 - 117:02
    as Gustave Flaubert wrote to George Sand."
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Part 1 - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes Audiobook by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Adventures 01-02)
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