Coupling season 1 episode 1 part 3/3

YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN THEM.

YEAH, DURING A PANIC ATTACK.
I WAS BLIND.

YOU RECKON YOU CAN
TAKE THEM NOW?

WELL, SINGLY.

I WASN'T SERIOUS, JEFF.

YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING
TO FLASH YOU IN PUBLIC?

WE'RE IN A CORNER.

I DON'T THINK ANYONE ELSE
WILL SEE.

PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'VE SEEN THEM LOTS OF TIMES.

YEAH, BUT NOW YOU'RE AN EX.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE BEST.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?

ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE
A FRIEND'S BREAST UNSUPPORTED.

AND I JUST LIKE
LOOKING AT BREASTS.

THIS JUST GETS BETTER
AND BETTER.

WILL YOU PEOPLE GET IT
INTO YOUR HEADS?

I AM NOT DOING THIS.

STEVE.

JUST IN CASE YOU DO DO IT.

YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY
I'M ON A DATE WITH YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO END UP
A BREAST BEHIND EVERYBODY ELSE.

ACTUALLY, SUSAN,
THAT'S FAIR.
I AGREE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM GONNA DO THIS.

I'M GONNA DO THIS
JUST TO SHOW YOU

HOW LOW, PATHETIC,
AND DESPERATE YOU'VE ALL BECOME.

RESULT!

BUT I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER,

I INTEND THIS BREAST
SATIRICALLY.

NOW THERE'S A SENTENCE
THAT CAN'T COME UP TOO OFTEN.

OKAY, WHICH ONE?
ANY PREFERENCE?

EITHER.
DON'T MIND.

THE RIGHT ONE.

TRUST ME.

WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE LEFT ONE?

DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

THERE HAS TO BE
A SECOND PLACE.

I WASN'T AWARE YOU'D
ASSESSED THEM INDIVIDUALLY.

YOU WERE ASLEEP.
I WAS BORED.

OKAY, FINE.

REMEMBER, THIS IS TO SHOW YOU
HOW LOW YOU HAVE SUNK.

YEAH, BUT WE GET
TO SEE A BREAST,
RIGHT?

YES!
COOL.

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

FIRE ONE.

NO, NO, THAT'S THE LEFT.
WE WANT THE GOOD ONE.

IF YOU ONLY COULD SEE
HOW STUPID YOU ALL LOOK.

TABLE FOR SIX, PLEASE.

I'M SORRY.
I THINK WE'RE FULLY BOOKED.

SHE'S GOT ANOTHER ONE
JUST LIKE IT, YOU KNOW.

YEAH. WELL, PRETTY MUCH.

PATRICK!

PERHAPS WE'RE NOT
FULLY BOOKED.

LET ME GO AND SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.

I THOUGHT THE PLAN WAS
TO GET RID OF EVERYONE.

NEW PLAN.

LET'S SEE--
YOUR EX, MY EX.

YOUR BEST FRIEND,
MY BEST FRIEND.

WELL, EVERY NEW RELATIONSHIP
HAS BAGGAGE,

SO WHY NOT INVITE IT
ALL OUT FOR DINNER?

SO I TAKE IT THIS ISN'T
A DATE ANYMORE?

OR--OR IS IT?
ARE WE STILL--

STEVE, I THINK
IN THE CIRCUMSTANCES,

LET'S JUST TAKE IT
ONE BREAST AT A TIME.

IF YOU CAN'T
MAKE YOUR MIND UP

WE'LL NEVER GET STARTED

AND I DON'T WANT TO WIND UP

BEING PARTED

BROKEN-HEARTED

SO IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME

SAY YES

AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ME

PERHAPS, PERHAPS,
PERHAPS