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Obert Skye: Thank you. In 1962 in a remote
village in Scotland, a team of American
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scientists discovered sixteen people who
all had the ability to fly. Actually, that's
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not true, but it just seemed like a really
cool way to start a talk. And even
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though that beginning is sort of
illlegit - unlegit - nongity, well it
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doesn't really matter because revision
has given us all the power to revise.
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So, I'd like to begin again. I was born
the son of a father who sold fish and
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chips at a fast food restaurant. My
mother was kind, but due to an illness,
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she spent a lot of time sleeping.
My older brother was very tall.
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My two sisters used to steal the
nylon stockings off our neighbors
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clothes line and put them over my
head because they thought it would
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improve my image. Not everything
I've experienced in my life has been
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wonderful, just like not everything
we first write down is perfect.
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So as I begin, take note that it is
not the beginning of the writing
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process that I wish to talk about.
It is a spot closer to the end.
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It is a spot where revision resides.
As a human, I have spent my whole life
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in constant revision. Always wanting to
change things up. Always wondering
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what if or how would it be. While
others whisper imagination, and
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good for them. I am a fan of
imagination. But while they whisper
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imagination, I shout revise. You see
the writing process is just that.
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It is a process of vital steps that
you must follow, and I've talked
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all over the planet about what I
egotistically call the Obert Eight.
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Eight very important steps of writing.
And while each step in the process
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- it might come up. While each step
in the process is important,
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I believe that step number five is the
most frustratingly magical. And step
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number five is to revise. Some might
find the fifth step dreadful, frightening,
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hateful, taxing, unloved and unliked.
Many might find the fifth step
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abhorrible instead of adorable. As a
matter of fact, as a non-scientific and
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a non-existent poll, it was shown that
87% of the population thinks revision
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is the worst. [audience laughter] 87% -
you can't argue non-science. And as
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negative as that is, I'm here to testify
of the power of revision. And if you feel
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hated feelings for step number five,
I hope you might consider revising
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those feelings because revision is
understanding. It is long suffering.
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It is inquisitive. It solves things.
It is the detective of writing.
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It stands over the mangled paper
laying on the desk and says,
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"Excuse me. Just one more question."
Revision is the good cop to our bad copy.
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[audience laughter] Yeah. Why do we
write? To tell a story. To express a point.
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To share an idea. Why do we revise?
To tell the best story. To properly
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express, and to share the right idea.
I think as authors often we write
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down words for the benefit of us,
but we revise for the benefit of others
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because I believe or I submit that what
truly makes our ideas worth sharing
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is revision. As a child, I used to imagine
what it might be like to grow up and
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to become a writer. I thought maybe
I would write under a beautiful tree
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on warm days in a lovely field.
Maybe I'd use one of those feathered
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pens dipped in dark ink, and I would
scribble out perfect stories on the
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first draft. But as as grown up author,
I rarely find myself in warm fields.
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Instead I find myself in laboratories
and dungeons ripping out the guts
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of my writing and stitching together
a proper creation. It's revise.
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So, even I on certain days hate revision.
I'm human, and it needs to be loathed.
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But it is important and neccessary.
Good ideas can get lost or become
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hidden or never be discovered if they're
buried under the laziness and misconceptions
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of a job well done. When in reality, it is
still a job just begun. Every author
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I admire, every script I find genius,
every book that has ever changed my
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life has been penned by an author
who had the intelligence to realize
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their ideas deserve to be properly
revised. In fact, show me an author
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who claims to never use revision
and I will show you an author whose
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only genre is fiction. And on top of
that, they're probably not that good.
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Yeah. You've written your idea down.
Fantastic. Now put it to work. Master
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the magic of revision. Stand like a wizard
before your ideas. Remember that revision
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has the possibility to turn your pens
and pencils into wands.
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Don't be willy to add toad's breath
and newt liver if that's what it takes.
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Take out the small mucks of mistakes
or the pockets of confusion. As you
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brew your craft, cast a spell of correction
and clarity. Revision can take a weak
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sentence, paragraph or paper and turn it
into something substantive. You spit
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out your idea, but why settle for spittle
when you can huck something solid.
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[laughter]
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That doesn't really make sense, but
luckily, there are other people who
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make much more sense then I do.
So, to quote all of my favorite
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authors ever. Well, I must say my
favorite quote is to "Revise."
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Yeah. So poignant. So moving.
Another quote that I like is by a man
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by the name of William Hickson.
He was a man who lived and died
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and then left this behind.
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"If at first you don''t succeed,
try, try again."
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Well, I might not have reached the
elite status of dead, but I'm hoping
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to leave this behind.
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"If at first you don't succeed,
revise, revise again."
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Revision is multi-purpose.
Ladle it onto your toxin presentations.
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Put it onto your stories and papers,
your programming and invention.
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Let it swarm up around you and change
what you once written into something
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much more than what it once was.
Revision - let it change your writing
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into a movement and a feeling that
will change and help other people
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revise their point of view. Is not
revision what we all need?
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Aren't we as human beings always
seeking to revise what we see
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and hear and feel. Life is revision.
Doesn't the written word deserve it's
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share. In the words of Rodney King's
English teacher, "Can't we all just revise?"
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[laughter]
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Revision will help your writing to be
better, be complete, be great.
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That reminds me of a story that I am
going to pretend like I just remember.
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When I was a kid, in our house
we had this large fireplace. It was a huge
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stone fireplace with a large opening
and a heavy, metal grate that you
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could close to shut it off. But we never
shut that fireplace because we needed
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to keep it open because we needed
to keep a fire going all winter long.
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Well, one of the problems with having
to keep a fire going all winter long
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is that you're going to need a lot of
logs. So, in the summer we would have
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to stack and collect tons of wood,
and we didn't stack it by the house.
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We stacked it down by the shed.
Big, huge, massive piles of logs -
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just to make sure we'd have enough
wood; so, when winter came, we
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could keep that fire going.
Well, when winter did arrive,
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it was my and my brother's job to bring
those logs in, and we hated that job.
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We hated that job because it was cold.
We hated that job because we had to
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do it all the time. We hated that job
because the logs were heavy, but the
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main reason we hated that job was
because of the bees. You see, in the
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summer no sooner had we stacked
all those logs when thousands of bees
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would swarm in and begin to make
hidden homes and hives all throughout
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those dark spots between the logs.
So, when winter came and we had
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to bring those logs in, we never knew
where the bees would be. And if we
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grabbed the wrong logs and disturbed
some bees, bad things would happen.
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I remember one time pulling some logs
and disturbing some bees, they chased
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after me. I slipped and broke my collar
bone. Another time, my brother grabbed
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some of the wrong logs, he fell, chipped
his front tooth and was stung like five times.
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And another time I will never forget.
Well, it was a cold, dark afternoon.
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And my mom and brothers and sisters
were inside on the couch keeping warm
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in front of the fire, but they needed
more logs; so, they sent me out.
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So, I walked down that path, got
a huge armful of logs, put a giant
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log on top, and I carried them
all back to my house. And when I
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got back to the house, I took that
big log off the top and I threw it
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onto the already burning fire,
and instantly the flames came up
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and it began to burn. And I set the
rest of the logs down next to the
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fireplace, and I took off my gloves.
And I was warming myself up in
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front of the fire while my mom
and brothers and sisters were all
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sitting back on the couch. And while
I was warming myself up, we started
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hear the weirdest, most uncomfortable
noise - like an angry monkey screaming.
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And it stopped, and then it began again.
And now it was louder and more
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piercing, and we couldn't figure out
where that sound was coming from.
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And then we realized it was coming
from the fire, and there coming out
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of a dark hole from that top log was
a trail of smokey bees. Their hive
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had been inside the log, and when
I threw it onto the fire, it had
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awakened them all. And as they
crawled out of that hole, they would
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catch on fire and fly out into our
living room. So, we had a living room
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filled with smoking, screaming, flaming
bees. [laughter] It was not hilarious.
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It was horrible. And my mom and my
brothers and sisters were all screaming
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at me "Close that grate! Close that grate!"
Because I could have slid that metal grate
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closed and stopped any more bees from
coming out, but I couldn't do it. I froze.
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I choked. And my mom and my brothers
and my sisters ran from the house screaming.
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And my dad came running into the room
wondering what the heck was going on.
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And he quickly assessed the situation
and closed that metal grate to stop any
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more bees from coming out. And then
he stood there by me while the rest of
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those bees that had already gotten out
fell to the floor in dead, little smokey piles.
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And still to this day, I have mixed feelings
about bees. And maybe that story doesn't
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fit perfectly right here, but it did contain
a bee grate, and that's what revision can
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help you do. Yes. Be great. Yeah. Sure!
Our lives are filled with frightening things
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like revision and bees, but if you remember
or if you choose to be wise, what I hope
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you take from this is,
"Don't be afraid to revise."
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If writing is a journey - and it is -
revision is the part in the story where
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you meet up with the magical wizard.
It might seem gruff and kind of
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frightening, but it holds the spell to
release the magic of your words.
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So, be wise. Revise. In conclusion,
let me try this. I was born the son
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of a noble fisherman. My mother
was under a spell equal to any
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great queen or princess. My older
brother was a giant who towered
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over everybody, and my two wicked
sisters, with the help of a stranger,
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used to help cast spells to change my
appearance. Yeah, I like that better
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than what I started with. I mean, it is
still not perfect, but thank goodness
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for revision. Yeah. And all of this revising
only gets us closer to the most important
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step in the writing process, and that
step, of course, is to finish.
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So, on that note, I am done.
Thank you all very much.
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