-
I have a secret
-
What is it?
-
I'm just so attractive!
-
Why can't Koreans acknowledge
other people's merits?
-
That's why there are no heroes here.
-
I've dated a lot, you know.
-
But it's all a waste of time.
-
Another man just fell
head-over-heels for me!
-
They say princesses are lonely
and they're right.
-
I just blame it all on my charm.
-
I'm really not lonely.
-
I'm not lonely at all!
-
Please Teach Me English
-
My name is Young-Ju Na
and I'm 25 years old.
-
I'm an entry-level public official.
-
Didn't I tell you not to call me
at the office?
-
How many times do I have to...
-
Those born in '79 may get into a fight,
-
Stay away from gatherings. A fight?
-
Excuse me?
-
May I help you?
-
Hi. Um. They billed me over a hundred
thousand won for my electricity.
-
Um. How in the world is that possible?
-
I'm a single resident.
I don't have a rice cooker.
-
I don't have a television set.
-
Um. I think this must be a mistake.
Can you help me with that?
-
Hey! Miss! Hey! Look at me!
-
Say something for Christ's sake!
-
Doesn't anyone here speak English?
-
Miss! Where are you going?
-
You know if you've been there.
-
There's only one thing you can do.
-
Just smile.
-
Why are you laughing at me?
Do I look funny to you?
-
Time over.
-
Time what?
-
Over.
-
We held the 88 Olympics 15 years ago,
-
and made the 2002 World Cup semi-finals.
-
Now the 45,000 public officials of Seoul
-
lead the way on the road to the world!
-
- Not having anyone in our office who
- It can't be me.
-
Speaks English is embarrassing.
-
I have never, ever been picked for
anything at school.
-
Never won even the cheapest lottery ticket.
I'm just plain unlucky.
-
Lady Luck just despises me.
-
Let's hear it for Miss Young-Ju Na.
-
I'm sure she'll do us proud.
-
Can we get a new grill here!
Pass the bottle.
-
Making me study English because of just
one foreigner is ridiculous.
-
What is she saying?
-
You want more pork?
-
Oh, you want to sing? Sing a pop song!
-
Pop song! Pop song!
-
I don't want to
go to a language school.
-
Everyone's obsessed with English.
-
What's wrong with being born in Korea
and just knowing Korean?
-
What brought you here?
"[Spin the bottle]"
-
Did you see him? He's so cool.
-
I thought I was going to die.
-
At the institute.
-
I'm signing up.
-
A native speaker's class, of course.
I've been coming here long enough.
-
Thank you. Bye.
Bye.
-
Excuse me, lady.
-
Mister, I haven't got time for games.
-
Move it.
-
You are beautiful!
-
- Thank you
- Bye.
-
Look here.
-
We never met. And I don't have time.
I've made up my mind to study.
-
I'll be going.
-
But look.
-
My glasses are broken.
-
So they are.
-
You should be careful.
-
You need to take a level test.
-
Why?
-
Come on! Come on!
-
You can't speak a single word of English, can you?
-
My reading comprehension's okay.
-
Could you write it down?
-
Honey! What was your score on the
college entrance exam?
-
Oh, baby! Welcome to Korea!
-
Did you take the TOEFL or TOEIC test?
-
You great sexy girl!
-
Are you crazy?
-
No. I'm Park Moon-Su.
-
Oh my God!
-
I only stopped by, you see.
-
Can't I come back next time?
-
Can you speak English?
-
Hey! You're so cute.
-
Fancy meeting you here.
-
Is this all you?
-
Wow, that's so cool.
-
Evaluation Impossible
-
Not my type.
-
I'm concentrating on studying.
-
Looks like I'll be doing a lot of
studying, and nothing else.
-
The women here make me want to cry.
-
Is this level A?
-
Sorry about your glasses.
-
What?
-
I'm sorry.
-
Hello, everyone.
-
Nice to meet you.
-
Catherine Presley. This is my name.
Please call me Cathy.
-
I think we're going to have a really
good time together over the next few months.
-
As long as you guys study hard.
-
You kids do your best and I'll do my best.
-
Kids?
-
Isn't my Korean good?
-
Why? You're shocked?
-
Please tell me why you
want to learn English.
-
And after that choose
an English nickname.
-
Because everyone does it. Right?
-
English is a necessity.
-
Actually, this is my nineteenth institute.
-
More like the twentieth.
-
I don't see anything special yet.
-
And my nickname is Betty.
-
What's with you? Not again.
-
My new boss is a foreigner
so meetings are in English.
-
Frankly, I don't understand much.
-
We old-timers know words and grammar,
-
but can't carry on a conversation.
-
Mr. Lee! Mr. Lee! Can you come
and join us, please?
-
Would Richard be okay?
-
Richard. A king's name.
-
And next...
-
Would you pick one for me?
-
It's your nickname. Why should
I think of one for you?
-
Because... you are my beautiful teacher!
-
Okay. Um... Elvis!
Your sideburns remind me of the superstar.
-
Okay?
-
Elvis?
-
Good! Thank you very much!
-
You're very welcome.
-
And...
-
I'll just use my real name.
-
Everyone must have an English
nickname in this class.
-
Just pick any name!
-
My parents gave me my name.
I'll just be 'Young-Ju'.
-
No.
-
Why are you being difficult?
-
[You're not some kind of nationalist!]
[Nationalist.]
-
Choosing your English nickname
is a part of studying.
-
Think of an English name!
-
Now, you introduce your partner
to the class in English.
-
The person next to you
is your partner.
-
His nickname is Elvis.
-
And...
-
he is salesman...
he is salesman...
-
and
-
handsome man.
-
And...
-
The end.
-
The end.
-
And next is the superstar.
-
What's your name again?
-
Na Young-Ju.
-
Na Young-Ju. Doesn't want a nickname.
-
- How do you say "plain" in English?
- Normal!
-
- Nor... ru-mal, Nor... ru-mal. Thank you.
- She is Normal.
-
Not nor... ru-mal... Normal.
-
She is normal.
-
She is normal!
-
She is normal.
-
She is normal.
-
Correct.
-
Very good!
-
A sweep! 3 cards!
[Was it two go? Three go!]
-
Yes! I'm selling!
-
Gambling brings out your true nature.
-
Always.
-
Really? Then what am I like?
-
You're nice.
-
What do you mean?
-
Nice is good for a woman.
-
Cut the cards!
-
Women who stand out have difficult lives.
-
There's nothing special about me?
-
This is the ninth game.
How many times did you sit out?
-
Seven times?
-
See! Your life is meant to be plain.
-
Plain?
-
Yeah, plain.
-
PLAIN!
-
How could you say that to your daughter?
-
Bah!
-
Cathy.
-
It's Cathy.
-
Cathy.
-
Cathy! One question.
-
What is your question, Elvis?
-
What is your handphone number?
-
Not handphone.
-
My mobile phone number is private.
-
Okay. My joke.
-
How do you describe a beautiful
and sexy lady?
-
Gorgeous.
-
Gorgeous?
-
Yeah. Everyone,
Repeat. Gorgeous.
-
Gorgeous.
-
Gorgeous equal Cathy.
-
Really!
-
Hello!
-
I picked a nickname, but you didn't ask.
-
It's Candy!
-
Candy!? That's it for today, everyone.
See you next time.
-
Bye.
Bye, Cathy.
-
I should have called myself "Normal".
-
Wait for me!
-
Size 5. Candy, you have
such cute, little feet.
-
Thank the gods! I have found
the owner of this shoe!
-
I'm an entry-level public official.
-
Aren't you getting in?
-
This is the man I've
been waiting for!
-
What number are you taking?
-
Number 111.
-
Me, too...
-
I see...
-
[I don't like subway trains.]
-
They say the subway is a
lunch box for cannibals.
-
Yeah...
es, I'm an idiot.
-
Hey? It's here. It's here.
-
I'm sorry.
-
What a ditz!
-
Stamp my heart with a seal of love!
-
Sorry to all the studs in Korea.
-
I'm already taken.
-
Wow, 2 minutes and 35 seconds!
-
I tied Dad's record.
-
We have a saying.
-
You can read a person's life in their feet.
-
Obviously you are graceful and classy.
-
And will continue to forever...
-
You are just too much.
-
Did you know...
-
you have such small, exquisite
feet for someone of your stature.
-
Really.
-
Yes, yes. Wrap these up.
-
Bye-bye, cutie pie!
-
Please, come again.
-
Miss Lee. I'll ask something
in English and you answer!
-
I'm busy.
-
It's easy. Translate this.
-
I love you long!
-
You think I'm stupid?
-
I've loved you for a long time.
-
Me too, Miss Lee.
-
Right?
-
No. The answer is
"I will love you for a long time."
-
Welcome to our store.
-
Try on anything you like.
-
Do you have these in size 5?
-
These are size 5.
-
I think these would look good on you.
-
Aren't they... too plain?
-
Plain is good, you know.
-
Take a seat and try them on.
-
And throw these away.
-
You should just sell the plain ones,
or else not have those on display.
-
Here you go.
-
I have a lot of plain ones at home.
-
Hi, Yunjin. I've been so busy, baby.
-
So many overseas business trips.
-
I don't even have time to
go to the bathroom.
-
I'll call you back later.
-
What is it! Wait, wait, wait.
-
Wait.
-
You good-for-nothing bum!
-
You're eyeballing
a married woman now!
-
What married woman?
-
Ms. Lee in the ladies' bags section!
-
Her second child is already crawling!
-
Second?
-
The nerve of that woman,
pretending to be available.
-
What a witch.
-
You're a disgrace to me,
just like your lousy father!
-
What? Mom!
-
If you ever say I'm like him again,
I'll move out!
-
Pronunciation is very important
-
Listen, look,
-
Repeat.
-
Russia!
-
Russia!
-
Good! Next word.
-
Italy
-
Italy
-
Excellent!
-
Now, get your bodies into this one.
-
Brazil
-
Brazil
-
Candy, why aren't you doing it?
-
Try it by yourself!
-
Brazil
-
Zoo
-
Zoo
-
Shape your lips like a doughnut.
-
Zoo
-
Zoo
-
Zoo
-
Zoo
-
Sorry!
-
Cathy, how long do we have to do this?
-
What did you say?
-
I'm leaving for the U.S. Any day.
When do we get to speak?
-
I can study pronunciation with a tape.
I don't need to pay for that.
-
Don't you agree?
-
Hey, Jolie!
-
I've been to almost 20 institutes.
-
But this is the slowest class.
-
Koreans are always rushing everything.
-
Do You want to learn how
to speak English well?
-
Then do as I say!
-
I came here to learn quickly.
-
I don't have money to burn, you know?
-
And she talks condescendingly in Korean.
-
It's because her Korean's not that good.
-
My Korean is fine.
-
That's it for tonight! See you next time!
-
Ashtray.
Ashtray.
-
Unification.
Unification.
-
Side dish.
Side dish.
-
This is a tough one.
-
Adoption.
Adoption?
-
He doesn't know.
-
Adoption.
-
Wow! That's amazing.
How do you memorize all that?
-
I just memorized some vocabulary.
-
What good is vocabulary when
you can't even open your mouth.
-
Don't you have to go home
and cook something?
-
Why don't you go cook!
-
English is all about words. This guy
in my hometown ate two dictionaries.
-
Now he's at Seoul National University.
-
That was in the old days.
-
I hear yelling in English is the
hottest thing nowadays.
-
They say you start talking fluently
after only 30 days!
-
Where do they teach that?
That's where I need to go.
-
That's no good. It's too embarrassing.
-
Elvis... I have a question.
-
What's your cell phone number?
-
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
-
It's the alcohol, that's what it is...
-
I think I'm drunk.
-
Your shoes are too small.
-
I'm a size 5! You want to see?
-
Ladies first. Sit down.
-
No, no.
-
Sit down, Elvis. Please.
-
Will you just sit down and
stop embarrassing me!
-
I'm okay.
-
Okay, okay. You're creasing it.
-
Sit.
-
Just sit down.
-
I'm okay.
-
All right. I'll sit.
-
Where are you going?
-
Hold on.
-
I had this custom made.
-
What?
-
What style do you like?
-
I like casual, but I usually wear suits.
-
No, no. What kind of woman?
-
Woman?
-
I don't care.
-
I might look at her character? Why?
-
By any chance...
Did someone ask you to ask me?
-
Tell them that for the next 3 months,
I'm only studying.
-
I won't have time for anything else,
so she should forget about me.
-
That's what I'd like to say,
but that would be bad manners.
-
Is she pretty?
-
In 3 months, I'll have a lot of time.
-
I wouldn't say pretty...
-
But she has a great character.
-
And she has little feet.
-
Is her English good?
-
A little.
-
When I find a woman to love,
I'll confess to her in English.
-
"I love you" in Korean is so corny.
-
"I love you, darling."
-
English feels different, doesn't it?
-
But if she doesn't understand English,
that would be embarrassing.
-
English, I will master you completely!
-
Come on, English!
-
Come on Elvis!
-
I AM NOT NORMAL
-
What has she been drinking...
-
I'll call the police
if you don't get down!
-
I love you!
-
Honey, call the police! Now!
-
Good night. E-L-V-l-SSSSSSS!!!!!!
-
I am the king of English!
Catherine! Wait! Coming soon!
-
Every gorgeous woman.
-
I'm Park Moon-Su.
-
Korean-American lawyer searching for birth mother
years after being adopted to the U.S.
-
Mom.
-
Mom, come on over here!
-
Come on, come on!
-
You have to yell to speak English?
-
You don't want to say anything
when you meet her?
-
You want to be a fool?
-
Your posture is important.
-
Bend your legs!
-
Straighten your back!
-
Hold your stomach in!
-
Right?
-
I! LO VE! VICTORIA!
-
I...
-
Make your voice ring out through Seoul!
-
Don't be so timid!
-
Loudly this time.
-
- I!
- I!
-
LOVE!
-
- Victoria!
- Bacteria!
-
We're trying to sleep here!
-
What the hell!
-
Yesterday... I worked on my English.
-
On a mountain top.
-
Elvis, you try.
-
What did you do yesterday?
-
Very sorry.
-
So many absences! You can't
even answer simple questions.
-
If your English is bad,
you must study hard.
-
[Foundation-elementary level]
Foundation,,,
-
Heavy traffic.
-
Do you have a problem with me?
-
Apologize quickly.
-
That's it. From now on you will speak
only English during this class.
-
Only English!
-
It will be difficult at first,
but if you try, you will get better.
-
Speaking Korean is not allowed in this class.
Only English!
-
I'm sorry.
-
What a temper.
-
I know.
-
Is it over?
-
Why isn't it coming?
-
Is there a strike?
-
Elvis, you know...
-
Only English!
-
If you don't have anything
special to do this weekend
-
Would you like to go to a movie
on Saturday with me?
-
You understand?
-
She's asking what the
Saturday movie is.
-
What was it?
-
No.
-
Hello.
-
Oh, Cathy. I am Elvis.
-
This phone is Cathy phone! Tonight?
-
No problem! Coming soon. Yes!
-
Are you meeting Cathy?
-
You are... meeting her.
-
You're meeting Cathy.
-
Hey, taxi!!
-
Go then.
-
He really went to see her.
-
Driver, follow that cab!
-
Are you mental? This is a bus.
-
This is who I am!
-
A public official!
-
Where exactly do you work?
-
Step on it! You'll lose him!
-
Don't worry. No one has ever
shaken me off yet.
-
I'm getting off!
-
Driver!
-
Hey, Mike. You've been busy?
-
Excuse me? Excuse me
-
Hi? Remember me? I'm the guy who had
the wrong electricity bill! Remember?
-
Hello?
-
Hi. Yeah. That got taken care of.
Did you do that?
-
You don't know what a problem
that was for me.
-
Do you want a drink?
-
Can you handle Whisky?
-
One glass, please.
-
Ladies and gentleman!
-
The talent guest you have
all been waiting for!
-
You can call me Tony.
-
How can I address you?
-
Thank you!
-
No, No, How-can-l-address-you?
-
My Address?
Address?
-
Guro-dong.
-
Guro-dong! That's a beautiful name.
-
Nice to meet you Guro-dong. Cheers!
-
Me? Again?
-
She's had enough. She's drinking
everything he gives her.
-
Are you OK?
-
Are you drunk?
-
Do you need to go home? Um...
-
If you want, I could drive you home.
I have a really nice car.
-
Thank you, Jessie!
-
Elvis, do you dance well?
-
Okay.
-
Is there anyone else?
-
Can you tap dance?
-
Sure!
-
Come on.
-
Wait.
-
Beautiful couple!
Cathy and Elvis will tap dance!
-
My technology!
-
What the hell is she doing?
-
Are you okay?
-
Elvis... Run, quickly... Run... RUN!
-
Candy.
-
Can you get up?
-
What?
-
What do you want?
-
This is medicine.
-
And this is soondae.
-
And deokbokki.
-
And I made Korean pancakes.
-
Have all of it.
-
What's all this?
-
Candy!
-
Am I a bad teacher?
-
Do you like Elvis that much?
-
It's carrot!
(Of course!)
-
I don't care for him.
-
He's kind of cute, but he's not my type.
-
Cathy, you are my good friend!
-
Help yourself.
-
I don't know who that could be.
-
Tyson, what are you doing here?
-
What's wrong with your head?
-
Oh, Don't worry about it.
-
You're far away from home.
I thought you might like this.
-
Thank you! I love pizza!
-
Candy's here, too. You want to come in?
-
I have more deliveries.
-
Oh That's a shame!
-
Then see you later.
-
You know... Cathy.
-
[Language reflects their personality.]
-
You should learn to speak polite form.
-
But it's so hard.
-
If it's hard, just say "yoo" at the end.
-
You?
-
You?? I don't understand.
-
Like, this. I love yooooo...
-
Bye.
-
I love yooo...
-
I love yooo...
-
You want more? You eat a lot!
-
No wonder your butt's so big.
-
Hi, Cathy.
-
Good evening everyone!
-
Good evening, Cathy!
-
Please, look at the board.
-
These are your partners from now on.
-
Good?
-
But Cathy!
-
Sit down!
-
Sit, sit sit.
-
Why are you following me?
-
We're partners.
-
That's not final. Sit down here.
-
At other institutes,
we changed partners every day.
-
This man no good...
no change... no money...
-
I want to change, too.
-
Okay...
You can use Korean.
-
Stop!
-
We need teamwork to improve your English.
-
Meet your partner often
outside of class and practice.
-
Hi, we are team.
-
Yes!
-
You don't want me as a partner?
-
No. It's a good thing.
-
We're in class... You shouldn't...
-
Let's think of only English!
-
Candy, don't ever wear sexy clothes.
Let's study really really hard!
-
I don't wear sexy clothes.
-
That's right... Sorry.
-
You're welcome.
-
Oh, no!
-
That's all right!
-
Thank you. - You're welcome.
Sorry. - That's all right.
-
This is annoying.
-
How come you speak so well!
-
You could be like me. Really.
-
Where are you from? Brazil?
-
No! I'm American.
-
I know you. You are my sister Victoria!
-
Yes, You're my brother Moon-su?
-
Yes, I love you!
-
Oh- Victoria,
-
Do you love your mother?
-
You're making a fool of yourself!
-
Let's use only English at home!
-
Nonsense! Turn it on,
before I get really nasty!
-
Mencius' mother moved three times
for her son's education!
-
Maybe her kid was smart!
-
Or I'll run away from home.
-
Our daughter is studying so hard!
-
I've never been so moved.
-
Honey!
-
Go on out then.
-
Then I'll just have to stop
giving you my paycheck.
-
Wait!
-
Darling...
-
Okay, okay, okay. Puke?
-
No, no, no, no.
-
Okay, okay. Water. Water.
-
Es, water!
-
Yo, yo, yo. What's up, mommy.
-
Basketball, get out of here.
Give me the money, please.
-
- Water.
- What's up, Daddy!
-
Who are you?
-
Thank you.
-
Oops! Oh, I'm sorry.
-
Where my stamp?
-
Oh, my goodness!
-
Good-bye, child!
-
Your English is terrible.
-
Try to speak in full sentences.
-
That way you can improve your English.
-
Are you okay?
-
Yes, no problem!
-
Oh, now it's time for me to study.
-
We have piles of notices to send out.
You can't go today!
-
Young-Ju, you're going to class?
-
Es, sir!
-
So we're neighbors but haven't seen
each other for a while, right?
-
That's right. Say something to your neighbor.
-
Hey. Hi.
-
- Hi.
- Yeah.
-
Why don't you say something?
-
I'm so happy to see her that
I don't know what to say.
-
Just say anything. Candy, you go first.
-
My mobile phone number is 011-3...
-
Candy.
-
Oh, sorry. My e-mail is w-o...
-
Candy. That's enough.
-
Tyson and Betty. Your turn.
-
What time is it now?
Did you have lunch?
-
Tyson! You have to speak out your
answers to improve your English.
-
All right?
-
Yes. Cathy.
-
Yeah, go on. You don't need me.
-
Were you embarrassed back there?
-
A little.
-
Sorry very much.
-
Candy. It's "Thank you very much."
Not "Sorry very much".
-
I mean, I'm not that good,
but you're really not improving.
-
You have to admit my pronunciation
got better, right?
-
I listen to CNN every night.
Now I understand almost 90%.
-
Do you understand any of it?
-
Understand, my ass.
I have to watch my soap opera.
-
She looks like she understands...
-
the way she's frowning and all.
-
Mom, I'm home!
-
Hurry up. Get in here.
-
Who is it? Give me that.
-
Hello?
-
It's Moon-Young, isn't it?
It sounds like her voice.
-
Be quiet!
-
- Can you speak English?
- Okay!
-
Good! It's only two weeks left.
And... I miss you. I miss you!
-
She say's she's "Miss Yoo".
-
- Anyway, it's nice to hear your voice...
- Can't you say something in English?
-
I AM speaking in English.
Okay? It's English, too!
-
Hello? Hello?
-
What do... how do?
-
What?
-
What is your Saturday movie?
-
Can you hold? I'll get someone else.
-
Hello? I'm Luna Kim.
-
Victoria wants me to say hello
to her mother.
-
Why couldn't I remember "How do you do?"
-
I'm not going to meet her.
-
How could I look her in the eye?
-
What is it now?
-
When your father ran off
with another woman...
-
I wasn't sure I could
raise you two by myself.
-
But the more I think about it,
-
I should have raised you both,
if I had been a good mother.
-
Not again!
-
I'm sick and tired of
learning English, too.
-
Good. We both could have
made a huge mistake.
-
You shouldn't have had her
if you couldn't raise her.
-
You shouldn't have looked for her
if you were going to give her away.
-
What is this!
-
I would have thrown you away
if I'd known you'd be like your father!
-
Yeah, keep going.
Take all my money while you're at it.
-
It's for you.
-
Hello. This is Young-Ju's cell phone.
-
Candy?
-
Who on earth is making crank
calls at this hour?
-
What, Elvis?
-
If you're Elvis, I'm Nam Jin.
-
Listen. "In a green field..."
-
Hello.
-
Candy!
-
Are you cold?
-
No! Not at all.
-
I called too late, didn't I?
-
No, it's only one o'clock.
-
I can't believe you came out
just because I asked you to.
-
Of course!
-
I was dreaming about you.
-
And then you called. Strange, isn't it?
-
Why was I in your dream?
-
It's not like I have nowhere to go.
-
We were studying in class as usual.
-
Open.
-
We're taking over this building.
-
Drop all your weapons.
You're under arrest.
-
Drop all your weapons.
You're under arrest.
-
Shut up! We will now conduct a level test.
-
Failure to answer will result
in the gas chamber. Do you understand?
-
You!
-
Me?
-
What kind of woman do you like?
-
I like gorgeous woman!
-
Passed! Stand up!
-
- You!
- You talking to me?
-
Shut up! Just answer me in English!
-
What is your favorite movie?
-
What?
-
Listen carefully!
WHAT-IS-YOUR-FAVORITE-MO VIE?
-
M-O-V-l-E, MO VIE!
-
Oh~! Movie!
-
Quiet!
-
Zero-Zero-Seven!
-
Double-O Seven. You mean James Bond?
-
Yes!
-
Why?
-
Elvis! Help me! Elvis!
-
SOS!
-
I'll be back!
-
Why did you pick that movie
when you couldn't even explain?
-
Have you ever dreamt about me?
-
What?!!!
-
You have, haven't you?
You dreamt about me!
-
Just once.
-
I was so shocked because you were in it.
-
Why?
-
It was a beach in Miami, not Korea.
-
My Emmi Restaurant
[(Mom's Sushi Bar)]
-
No way. I don't wear bikinis.
-
Just listen. It's my dream!
-
You looked really gorgeous in my dream.
-
Unfortunately, you were sleeping.
-
Then you saw me naked!
-
You had a swimsuit on.
It was a bikini!
-
I couldn't help myself.
-
I have to touch this woman.
I have no choice. Just do it!
-
Never! Never!
-
That's it.
-
Elvis, never stop.
-
To be continued.
-
[To take off her clothing]
-
D. None of the above.
-
A.
-
Oh, my goodness! You stripped me naked!
-
I checked the dictionary after I woke up.
-
The answer was B.
-
Then nothing happened.
-
You wanted me to strip you?
-
Of course not.
How could you get that wrong?
-
It's fun talking to you
late into the night.
-
Really?
-
Why do you like talking to me?
-
When I look at you...
-
I don't think of women.
-
So it's really comfortable.
All I think of is studying English.
-
You're leaving?
-
This isn't your bedroom.
-
Why are you sleeping out here?
It's embarrassing.
-
Lower your voice. Everyone's sleeping.
-
Who's listening?
-
Is this loud? Then say so!
-
What will I do with you!
-
Would you stop hitting me?
-
Did you eat?
-
No, you were probably chasing some girl.
-
How come you turn silly
at the sight of every skirt?
-
At least your dad had taste. He had me.
-
I'm sick of that story.
-
There are plenty of good girls after me.
-
You'd want any of them
to be your daughter-in-law.
-
You see what you want to see.
I doubt there's anyone decent.
-
There's a public official, you know!
-
A public official? Who is she?
-
That's enough. Let's go in.
-
How old is she?
-
I'm teaching her English.
She's not that bad.
-
So how old is she!
-
Doesn't think of women.
-
Doesn't think of women.
-
See me as a woman.
-
See me as a woman.
-
See me as a woman.
-
What are you mumbling?
-
I see it in your eyes. You want me.
-
Your eyes look really big
without your glasses!
-
I get that a lot.
-
People say they could dive in
because they're like lakes.
-
Now that I look closely...
-
You look just like an alien!
-
Their faces are this small
and have almond-shaped eyes!
-
Doesn't everyone say that?
-
Everyone. Look at me! We're going
on a picnic this weekend.
-
My foreign friends are going, too.
-
We're going to Candy's
grandfather's house.
-
I hear it's in a beautiful village.
-
Then we have to stay overnight!
-
I can't stay out overnight.
-
Candy
-
Stop!
-
My grandfather has a famous pig.
-
It was on the news. Didn't you see it?
-
Did you see it?
-
The pig that understands English.
-
What kind of pig is that?
-
Well, you spread letters on the ground.
-
You say "A!" and it brings the A.
You say "B!" and it brings the B.
-
It even knows some words, too.
-
No way!
-
Really!
-
There are so many of you.
-
Nice to meet you.
-
Are these all your friends?
-
There're all shapes and sizes.
-
These are my classmates, and the
foreigners just came along.
-
This is Cathy, our English teacher.
-
Thank you for teaching our
little granddaughter, Ma'am.
-
It's nice to meet you!
-
Why, this woman...
-
Thank you, too!
-
Grandma, how have you been?
-
It's been ages.
-
Candy, where's the famous pig?
-
Yeah, that pig?
-
It was here, but we ate it
at the last village party.
-
Oh, my God! Why eat such
a great pig? Why?
-
You made it up, didn't you?
-
No, I didn't.
-
I thought there really was a pig
that knew English.
-
I need to ask a favor. It's real easy.
-
Just memorize a few letters.
-
I have to show Moon-Su I wasn't lying.
-
I suggest you cooperate quietly.
-
Why? No?
-
Do you know I like bacon?
[Pork rib.,, bacon.]
-
A looks like this. Easy, isn't it?
-
And these are B and C.
They're easy to tell apart.
-
Pick one of the three. C!
-
Oh, you pig!
-
What are you doing here?
-
You have something in your eye?
-
No. They're originally like this.
-
You have to try a different
teaching method. Be gentle.
-
Give me that.
-
What a sexy sow you are.
Boars must drool over you!
-
Hey, you want to have some fun
with this handsome guy?
-
Which one is 'A'?
-
A. A. Go on.
-
Don't shake it. She won't come.
-
That's it!
-
She's running away!
-
Young-Ju!
-
There she is! Stop right there!
-
There she is.
-
Elvis, grab her!
-
Where are your shoes?
-
I lost them while I was running.
-
That was clumsy of you.
-
Why do you squint like that?
-
I kept them open extra-wide before.
-
It's bleeding!
-
It's all right.
-
No. It's not all right.
-
Get on my back.
-
I'm fine. I'm too embarrassed.
-
Come on.
-
I'm heavy, aren't I?
-
Keep your eyes open
comfortably from now on.
-
Okay.
-
I was heavy, wasn't I?
-
Yeah.
-
Go Candy!
-
How did you find them?
-
I used to be a scout. A boy scout.
-
Thank you so much!
-
Shall I get you a pair of shoes?
-
Oh, no.
-
Do you have red ones?
I've always wanted red ones.
-
I'll get you ten pairs so you can
wear them for life!
-
Really?
-
You cold?
-
No cold.
-
Happy!
-
Good people in this scenic village
-
The fresh air and the peaceful silence
-
It opens up my heart.
-
Me, too.
-
I wish to live like the wind and clouds!
-
Me too.
-
That doesn't seem like you.
-
I was just kidding.
-
I know I don't seem like that.
-
Plain, boring, and not sexy.
-
Stop that!
-
Ou did at first, but I take back
what I said about you being normal.
-
You're different, you know.
-
Special?
-
I'm special to you?
-
You could say that.
-
Don't you want to say
something in English?
-
Not yet.
-
Then when?
-
After I learn more.
-
Let's go in.
-
Okay.
-
Goodnight, Young-Ju.
-
I found it in the yard.
-
When did that fall out?
-
I saw the picture. She's hot.
-
Yeah.
-
What does she do?
-
She's a lawyer in New York.
-
Her English is great.
-
Americans get frustrated talking to her
because her pronunciation is so good.
-
That's why you learn English.
-
Yes.
-
I want to see her.
-
Sun Tzu's The Art of War states that...
-
knowing the enemy brings victory.
-
Let's go for lunch.
-
Age? A little younger than me.
-
I bet she had her face done.
-
But English... No contest!
-
I've lost the will to fight
now that I know my enemy.
-
Orange juice please.
-
No, we have only coffee.
-
Okay, milk coffee please.
-
No. We have no milk.
-
You're cutting class today, too?
-
You got dumped, didn't you?
-
So you're quitting altogether?
-
How are your classes going?
-
I'm not going back. No, I can't.
-
Why is it a disgrace not
to be able to speak English?
-
I was never uncomfortable
not knowing any English until now.
-
You use it maybe one week
in all the years you study it.
-
It's crazy!
-
I gave up on English but
I got a perfect score in Korean!
-
If you pressure me, I'll file
a complaint with City Hall!
-
I didn't say anything.
-
Is something wrong with them?
-
No, no.
-
Weird.
-
What are you doing here so late?
-
It's the last week of class...
-
You have to come tomorrow.
-
No.
-
Why?
-
I hate English.
-
It's Elvis. Isn't it?
-
What happened between you two anyway?
-
Stop talking about him.
-
I know you are good teacher, good friend,
-
but from now stay out of my life.
-
It's none of your business.
-
Candy... I am sorry.
-
What?
-
Young-Ju, you are not the
person I thought you were!
-
And you know... For someone
who says they hate English,
-
you speak it very well.
-
Today, I'm just going to ask you
some questions about your plans.
-
Remember to answer in English. Jolie?
-
Oh, yes.
-
I have a plan...
-
Oh! Candy!
-
Hey!
-
Young-Ju is here.
-
I thought you'd given up.
-
Hey! Welcome, my partner!
-
Don't use English when
you can't speak it well.
-
And stop taking an interest in me.
-
So many men want me.
-
Maybe I should date a negative
speaker. (She means native speaker)
-
- Long time no see!
- I miss you...
-
Everybody, tomorrow is our last class,
-
so why don't we all go out together and celebrate.
-
I have one suggestion!
-
I quit the pizza place and now
I work in a Korean restaurant.
-
I'll buy all of you lunch.
-
Really!
-
You're coming tomorrow?
-
I don't think I can.
That meeting is tomorrow.
-
Please.
-
I'll try.
-
Your English is really good now.
-
I was bad.
-
No, it was for the best.
-
I'll be over him in no time.
-
Game is over.
-
Moon-Su!
-
Nice to meet you.
Call me brother Moon-Su.
-
Nice to meet you.
I'm your brother.
-
Try on the suit you'll be wearing.
-
I'm picking it up at the
dry cleaner's at noon.
-
Is this for Moon-Young?
-
No, it's for someone else.
-
You're at it again.
-
Another girl?
-
You worry about your problems.
-
Stop worrying about everything else.
-
Don't talk to me like that.
-
You're giving them to that
public official, aren't you?
-
You got it all wrong.
-
She couldn't be further from my mind.
-
That's the problem with you.
You don't see what you have.
-
If you buy a woman shoes,
she'll run off in them.
-
Where are you going? Moon-Su!
-
I'll be right back.
-
How is it?
-
It's really good.
-
This pork is simply delicious.
-
But where's Elvis?
-
I think he said he had an appointment.
-
How do you say "sambap" in English?
-
Do they have "sambap" in America?
-
Wouldn't they call it "sam-rice"?
-
It's "sambap" in English, too.
-
I was eating that when
I got picked to learn English.
-
Candy isn't a size 5!
-
Hong, is there a size 6 of red strip shoes?
-
Yeah, bring them over.
"Victory Soccer Team Ladies' Shoe Dept"
-
Why? I can't. I'm in a jogging suit.
-
Taxi!
-
His name is Park Moon-Su
and he's not bad looking.
-
He's in my class,
but he didn't come today.
-
He's not here either?
-
No.
-
Then where is he?
-
Candy, she's looking for Moon-Su.
-
She would know.
-
Hey.
-
Are you the public official?
-
You know me?
-
Could you find my good-for-nothing son?
-
I have to go to Amiga or Omega Hotel with him.
-
Wait till I get my hands on him!
-
Could you take me there?
-
The girl from the picture?
-
Getting engaged already?
-
Let's go!
-
She doesn't look as good as
in the picture.
-
Mother? I'm Victoria.
Please, have a seat.
-
Mother? You're not even married.
You cow!
-
Okay, I sit. Because Mother want.
-
Oh, you speak English. Good. Translate for me.
-
Please don't cry.
-
Past is past. I don't remember anything.
-
I just came here to say hello...
-
It's good to see you.
-
Tell her this first.
-
I didn't do it because I hated you.
-
I deserve to be punished.
-
My mind has never been at ease.
-
Wondering if you're eating well,
if people were good to you.
-
That's too long.
-
Tell her everything. Please!
-
What did she say?
-
Hmm... Mother said...
-
What's "punished"? "furnished"?
-
Please tell her not to cry.
-
You be quiet. She cry because of you!
-
Isn't that too short?
-
English is like that.
-
Did you say she's pretty?
And thanks for growing up well?
-
That's...
-
She said you are beautiful.
-
But, the picture is better.
-
What?
-
You stay here.
-
I don't think I introduced
myself... Hi... I'm Victoria.
-
What's wrong? Is it me?
-
You think I shouldn't have come?
-
Yes!
-
Did you say yes?
-
Yes.
-
Mother hate you. Moon-su hate you.
And everybody hate you.
-
Why?
-
Why?? Because... Because...
You are not Korean!
-
Ok! Tell her I came with good intentions.
-
And that I hope she's happy.
-
You might as well go sightseeing
since you're here already...
-
Good day, sir.
-
I told them not to write this on the back.
-
Or at least have it in English.
Soccer team for ladies!
-
I can't do anything with this.
-
Hi. Victoria.
-
I'm Elvis.
-
Nice to meet you.
-
I love you. Victoria.
-
I love you, too.
-
I didn't mean to do that to that girl.
-
I just blurt out things
before I think about them.
-
I'm not a bad person.
-
I'm sorry, Moon-Su!
-
What are you talking about?
She said she was staying here.
-
We have no Bacteria or Bacterium
staying at our hotel.
-
We're meeting her at the coffee shop!
-
Where were you? I already met her.
-
But she's gone.
-
Why?
-
I went out to cry and
she just disappeared.
-
That public official girl was with me.
-
What girl?
-
That girl you talked about.
-
She's wearing your shoes.
-
We have to find Moon-Young first!
-
Could you check to see if...
-
Please believe me. We do not lie to our clients.
-
She was here just 5 minutes ago!
-
Are you calling me a liar?
-
I'm sorry. Mom, stay over there.
-
Go where?
-
Would you just go!
-
Why, you lousy...
-
Her name is Victoria.
She's a lawyer from the U.S.
-
I was out playing golf, you see.
Please check again.
-
She checked out.
-
What is it? Get up.
-
This isn't our house!
-
You want me to get you a blanket?
-
You can't go! Don't go!
-
Don't go, don't go. Never! Never! Never!
-
Over my dead body!
-
Over my dead body!
-
Victoria, get out. You out car!
-
Victoria! Please forgive me.
I'm a liar! Mother said...
-
Mother... Mother like you... Moon-su want you.
-
What are you talking about?
Please calm down and let me go.
-
They are waiting for you.
-
We have to leave now.
There'll be a lot of traffic.
-
Please don't go, Victoria!
-
Please.
-
Don't just sit anywhere.
-
Victoria, I'm your brother.
Call me brother Moon-Su.
-
You know? Mother everyday
see your picture.
-
Really. She's always looking at it.
-
I've seen her with it all my life.
-
Mother...
-
My baby!
-
Brother!
-
A lady asked me to give you these shoes.
-
My shoes.
-
Where's that girl?
-
My one-sided love is over.
-
Nothing ever happens in my life.
-
That's normal.
-
Because I really AM normal.
-
Young-Ju!
-
Young-Ju!
-
Candy?
-
Candy?
-
Young-Ju!
-
Young-Ju Na!
-
Candy?
-
Young-Ju! Candy!
-
Candy?
-
It's me, Elvis!
-
Candy! Young-Ju!
-
Candy, it's me, Moon-Su.
-
Candy!
-
Young-Ju! Candy!
-
Young-Ju!
-
Candy!
-
I have something to tell you.
-
Victoria isn't my girlfriend.
She's my sister!
-
So stop hiding from me!
-
Candy!
-
Who's Candy?
-
I may be a player, but I wouldn't
date my own sister!
-
I have principles, you know!
-
You're weird to think that.
-
God, he's so loud.
-
So he's admitting he's a playboy?
Is he retarded or what?
-
It's because she's his sister.
-
We're getting off here, right?
-
Yeah.
-
Hold on. Then who's younger,
Victoria or the playboy?
-
You are!
-
Don't piss me off!
-
He said Victoria thought
her brother was a playboy.
-
You're sure?
-
Okay.
-
Victoria is his sister?
-
That's right.
-
Sure.
-
Young-Ju Na!
-
Here he is again.
-
Hey, then who's Candy?
-
You're Candy.
-
Come here, you jerk.
-
I'm Park Moon-Su and
I have to see you today!
-
Young-Ju!
-
Candy!
-
I just need it for a minute.
-
Young-Ju Na!
-
Why are you always taking my paper?
-
- Victoria is my sister...
- What did I ever do to you?
-
What is she doing?
-
Young-Ju?
-
Young-Ju.
-
I've never really dated anyone.
-
So, what I mean is...
-
You're so slow! You want to
go out with her, right?
-
Yes!
-
I do.
-
I love you!
-
I really love you.
-
No, you don't.
-
There is no way you could.
-
You said when you really loved
someone, you'd propose in English.
-
So it's not me.
-
Of course not. I'm so plain...
-
Someone like you wouldn't like me.
-
No, "love" sounds better in Korean.
-
Then does "kiss" sound better in English or Korean?
-
Well, there are a lot of people here...
So what I'm saying is...
-
What a cute little baby!
-
Is it a boy or girl?
-
Our little princess.
-
She looks just like you.
-
Yeah, you think?
-
Look at her! She looks just like me!
-
Absolutely!
-
Enjoy your day. Bye, bye. Have a nice day!
-
Mommy!
-
Our baby spoke for the first time.
-
She'll learn to speak.
-
She'll learn English too someday
and it will be hard.
-
Then I'll tell him to speak up boldly
for someone will answer him.
-
She wet herself again!
-
Honey, get me a diaper.
-
I left them in the car.
-
Why did you do that?
-
You expect me to go?
-
No, I'll go.
-
I came to my hometown. I'm very happy.
Because I have a beautiful wife.
-
But I have a problem.
She keeps speaking Korean, not English.
-
She sells seashells on the seashore.
Korean is so beautiful.
-
Beautiful!
-
Now, I drive a cab.
I often go Incheon airport, because I can talk to foreigners.
-
Oh, I also have something to confess.
This is my wife...
-
We didn't mean to hide it.
-
I'm taking our Yoo-Jeong to Canada.
-
We'll be staying there for about two years.
-
I'll be a long distance father for a while.
-
If you cheat on me, I'll kill you.
-
I'm going abroad to study.
-
America? No. I'm going to China.
-
I think I could master
Chinese in short time.
-
Call me if you come to Beijing.
See you!
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Scene 49, cut 3, take 2
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Their faces are this small
and have almond-shaped eyes!
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Doesn't everyone say that?
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You'd want any of them to be your daughter-in-law.
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There are plenty of...
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I'm an... wait...
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Sorry. - That's all right.
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How come you...
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I have no choice. Just do it!
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Those kind of thoughts came to me!
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Cut!
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God! Scary!
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How did you do that? How?
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I don't know.