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[Clapboard shuts.]
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Are you safe for the gag reel, Manuel?
You got another starring role in it.
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[Slide whistle]
[Boing]
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Heather! Gonna have to step it up.
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I've been watching You Tube tutorials,
and the simple pour ain't gonna
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win you this rodeo.
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[Glass breaks]
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Like that?
[Crew laughs]
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Hey! Hey!
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He was gonna kill Nathaniel.
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He had a -- [bleep].
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- Run! Run, Rebecca, run!
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[Kissing sounds]
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Little left, little left. Left, left.
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THERE we go.
[She laughs]
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[Burps loudly.]
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Excuse me, Scott?
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I apologize.
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Donna Lynn, is that you?
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You know why they call it, um,
beginner's luck?
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Because...
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It doesn't work the same time
when you do it a second time?
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Wait.
[Laughter]
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Doesn't work -- what is it? Sorry.
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And the next thing you know,
you're in your dorm room,
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surrounded by Urban Outfitters.
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[Bleep!] I was on such a good --
[Applause]
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[Laughs] We got it, we got it.
[Laughs loudly]
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I can do it though. I have to.
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Plant dead rats in Chez Juan's kitchen,
while he's out visiting hospitals,
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convincing sick children
they're Batman.
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[Splutters]
[Laughter]
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[Kissing noises]
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Do -- do you want --
do you want your food, or
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what do you want?
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[She laughs]
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[Laughs]
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Oh, continue. Who wants to
take it to the top?
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You wanna take it to the top?
What do you wanna take it by?
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- No. That's fine.
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Go back. Oh, [bleep] me.
Oh, continue.
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Ready? No background.
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[Bleep]
[Laughs]
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Just pack the closet,
my sweetheart.
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[Crash]
[He snickers]
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[Laughter]
- Sorry. Still rolling?
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You exhibit many of the
characteristics of...
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the...
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Borderline personality?
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Yep.
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[Laughter]
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Hey Tasha! Nat, I'm gonna go
say 'bye to my friend.
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OK.
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Nat?
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[Door slams open]
[Crashes into wall]
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[Laughter]
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Then do ironic divorce parties
and all their second weddings.
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That's how you build a book.
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Then you do their divorce parties
and all their second weddings.
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That's how you --
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What is it? That's how you
build a business?
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Then we do their ironic --
divorce -- [Chuckles]
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- You're a star. You're a
[bleep]ing star.
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Noooo.
- Star!
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What do I do, George?
[Thud]
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What do I do, George?!
[Thud]
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[Multiple thuds]
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Tell me! What do I do?!
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Good stuff.
Goood stuff.
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[Loud male voices]
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[Whispers] What's going on?
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It's stuck between floors??
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No, wait. I just bought that.
[Crew laughs]
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- 5, 6, 7, 8. And forward.
And then look. [Drops it]
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Hi everyone. I'm Rebecca --
[Snorts laughing] No I'm not.
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- It's great to see you. It's great
to be back.
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Really good to see you too, Rachel.
- Rebecca.
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Rebecca! [Bleep] me.
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My [bleep]ing beard came off.
[Laughter]
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[Scary music]
I'm calling the police.
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Josh! If you're not in my life,
you can't do this.
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If you're not in my life,
I don't know who I am any more.
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[Scary music builds]
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[Music building to crescendo]
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[Music stops]
Line.
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[Singing] We're expressing our pain
through the art of dance,
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but we'll express so much better
without these pants.
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There's so much pressure when
you're a thick, hot guy.
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Um, it's -- I mean, it does --
WHAT?
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- From the top?
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I think I gotta take it from the pilot.
[Laughter]
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Very sexy!
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Why is everyone in this office
always talking about sex?!
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Oh, go cry to H. R., Tim!
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Oh, right! Those horn dogs?!
[She laughs]
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[Crew laughs]
- Cut.
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Happy to see ya.
[She sighs]
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[Thud]
Aww.
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[Thud]
Ahh.
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[Button slips]
[Snickers]
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I missed the button!
- Can we try it again?
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So. You needed a name for your bars,
so I went to the -- [whispers] okay.
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So, you need a name for your bars,
so I went to the trademark office, and
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these were the ones that were
left over. No.
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These are the ones that...
- Were taken!
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Were taken. Sorry.
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So, I know you needed a name
for your bars,
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so I went to the trademark office,
and the ones that they already have --
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Oh shit. What was it?
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So! I knew you needed a new name,
or -- a name for your bars...
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[Whines]
[Gibberish]
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Here goes.
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You needed a name for your bars,
so I went to the trademark office,
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and here are the ones -- that they
were already in use.
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One more time, sorry.
- Yep.
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So! You need a name for your bars,
so I went to the trademark office,
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and these are the ones that were taken.
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Ant Time. Ant -- Oh, shit.
Ant Time, Ant -- ahh, I'm sorry.
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Ant Time, Ant Power Time, Ant --
Oh! Insect Power Protein Time,
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Insect Power -- Mm, SHIT.
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Ant Time, Ant Protein Time, Super Good
Insect Protein Time, Super Good Ant Time,
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and Uncle Josh's Ant Protein.
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Which is confusing, because of "uncle"
and "aunt?"
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But then I realized...If you're an
anteater, well, if you eat ants...
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Awww.
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They can be talking cats.
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- In English?
Yeah!
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[Laughter]
Okay. In English!
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[People overtalking each other.]
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[She laughs]
[Crew groans]
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Tim. For your hearing next week, I am
going over your opening arguments.
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Might wanna WIN a case for a change.
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Sorry. Did you just get our names
confused?
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Oh, shit. Did I?
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Will you stop doing that, Paula?!
[Laughter]
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How many times do we have to tell you?
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They call me...Mr. Tim!
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We play for keeps.
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For keeps.
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[They laugh]
- One more? Okay.
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Yeah. You can try to win
some of the money
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Tim exploits, big dumb moms.
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[Laughs] Sorry.
[Laughter]
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Okay, I brought it back down.
It was a little high.
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Aaahh! [Crash]
- Cut.
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Wrap didn't work.
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[Male sings] And when she's not
around, I think about her naked.
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Huh?
Nothin', kiddo.
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My friend's Dad.
[Music ends]
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Hey, wait. You need help?
You need help?
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You're looking for help.
I heard Iris sigh.
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Oh, no, don't be sorry. I'm --
I'm happy to see you.
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[Bleep]! If that -- sorry.
What is it after that?
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[Crew]
- I missed you, man.
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Aw, that's sweet, Ira. Um --
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What's that?
- Sounds like air conditioning.
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No no, no no.
That's part of the scene.
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[Laughter]
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I would like -- I'm, like, so good,
Aaron, like, thought
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that I was really saying it.
- OK we are rolling.
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[Sings] Da da da da, in Bahamas!
Da da da da, now Europe! [ends song]
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[sotto voce] But it's all just Atlanta.
Everything films in Atlanta.
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Alene, I can hear you laughing.
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I hear someone whispering. What?
You have a note? What?
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What? Say it to my face.
[Laughter] What? [Laughs]
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What's your note?
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Tell me to my face, that I'm bad.
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Wow, Aaron is just noting the [bleep]ing
shit out of me today.
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What's up?
- Hey guys no talking.
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Sounds like Todd.
- Taping a TV show!
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Oh!
- All right.
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Wow! Look at how I blamed Todd.
- Some of my best work. I try.
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Could have sworn it was Todd, going like,
[Bleep]!
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- Nope! That wasn't me.
[Laughter] - Not this time.
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Oh, oh hi, post!
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Is the beer for Todd?
Or is it Nina?
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Oh, it's good beer.
Which means it's actually Kyla.
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Thanks for the update.
- Great. Let's do that again.
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What a great surprise, to see
Manuel dead on the floor.
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[Cabaret music.]