The Chronicles of Chris-chan: GOD AND THE BEAR [8/6/09]

French and English CC by Lookansea.

"Liquid Chris" is only CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! And isn';t named by God and a talking bear.

Description:
"NEW DEADLINE for FULL Nine Minute-Two Second "Lift Up Your Eyes" Track: 10:00 PM EST, Friday the 7th.

And STOP Pretending To Be Me, And Do NOT Kick me in my balls again with ANOTHER NEW TRICK!
*sigh* "

CHRIS CHANDLER!

Firstly, your video is only half the length of that track.

The full length of that track is almost ten minutes.

Redo the video for the full nine-minute-something length.

And commentary, you can put them in a separate video. Separate.

So, sing the whole nine-minute-something song.

And another thing, Chris.

Your for real- your real name as I have been told by Kacey is only Chris Chandler!

No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that.

And another thing:

MY NAME IS NOT IAN... BRANDON... SOMETHING !

[pants like a bitch]

I am CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER,

SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL

AND CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me

and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989...

YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!

Get it RIGHT!

I'M Christian Weston Chandler, you are only CHRIS....CHANDLER!

Your medal is made out of PAPER! The whole length of time,

the REAL medal has been made out of Crayola fucking Model Magic and acrylic PAINT!

If I wanted paper, I would go to Wal-Mart and pay five dollars for FIVE HUNDRED SHEETS!

Redo the ten minute song and save the commentaries for a separate video,

and everybody on the internet knows that I am the real deal, you are the impostor,

so give up the damn game already before I really call the poli-

... before that I actually-

... before I tell the police all the information I have gotten since I finally got them involved,

and then send them on your case, put you in jail bef-, even though I would prefer not to see you in jail

because Kacey respects you so much, man! She cares about you so much!

She has told me so herself, over the telephone!

If I did not have that beforehand, I would have just been gladly prepared, gladly, and only gladly,

before talking to her, gladly, to see your ass behind bars.

But after talking to Kacey, and hearing her honest respect, I would hate to see you in jail,

out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken.

You are a lucky son of a gun, Chris Chandler, so quit this stupid impersonation game.

Call me by the real name that God and the bear has given me throughout my whole life.

The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo.

But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.

[pants like a bitch... again.]

This game is not fun. If you are not careful, you really are going to go to jail.

You will be tried in court, and you will be going to jail or serve community service, forcedly.

I have- I was nice about it, I told you the details, and what do you do?

YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN !

And I do not appreciate that! So stop it! Stop it!

Come clean! Rip off your PAPER medallion, RIP IT OFF like a shred of paper,

look at my medal, I cannot even twist it, because it is made from Model Magic,

not some cheap paper I can get at Wal-mart for five hundred dollar- for five dollars for five hundred sheets.

Sing the whole nine-minute-something song.