-
- Oh, I should've said that...
- I knew Noelle!
-
- That was a whole...
- I knew Noelle!
-
- I knew Noelle.
- I know Noelle.
-
- No!
- Put Buzz Lightyear away!
-
- Ooh yes!
- Frozen socks.
-
- Look at those,
there's so many of them!
-
- (FBE) How well do you think
you know your child?
-
- Ooh, I'll let you go first.
-
I wanna see what
you have to say first.
-
- Total, totally,
I know her 100%.
-
- He's a bit of a wild card,
'cause as you know,
-
when you're two and a half.
- Okay.
-
- Tougher to predict
what your kid is gonna do.
-
- That's true, that's true.
- So, I hope you win.
-
- (FBE) Here's how this will work.
-
Your kids will be given
a symbolic $100
-
to spend in four rounds
of picking various items.
-
- Ooh!
- (FBE) And you'll earn points
-
by predicting what it is they pick.
- Alright, I think I can do this!
-
- Ooh, go big, Liam!
(Ramona laughs)
-
Go big!
-
- (FBE) So obviously, we also recently
launched our new channel,
-
called the Try Not To Channel,
and we're welcoming Kyle,
-
who is the executive producer
of this channel.
-
- Oh really,
you ain't tell me that part!
-
- Yeah!
- Let me be a little nicer.
-
- I didn't tell you many things.
- Okay.
-
- Now you wanna be nice to me, eh?
- I mean, you're such a nice guy.
-
- Yeah, I actually had
Noelle on the channel.
-
- Oh really?
- Noelle did,
-
Noelle did the inappropriate
jokes episode.
-
- Oh, that one!
-
- What is Moby Dick's dad's name?
- What?
-
- Poppa boner.
(group laughs)
-
- Were you okay with her
being in that episode?
-
- Oh course.
- Yeah?
-
- She can handle it.
-
As long as she can handle it,
I'm okay, you know what I mean?
-
- If you think my son is cute,
you should subscribe to the channel.
-
- (FBE) We...
- Sit down Liam.
-
- (FBE) Are each gonna give you...
-
Gonna give each of you this.
Do you know what that is?
-
- That's the $100.
-
- (FBE) Each of you can spend
up to $100
-
on different items
that we place in front of you.
-
- (Liam) Okay!
-
- (FBE) In four rounds,
we'll give you four options
-
of things you can buy,
but you only get to pick
-
one item per round.
- (Noelle) Okay.
-
- (FBE) You'll have to keep track
of how much the item costs,
-
because you're not allowed
to spend more than the $100.
-
You can go over budget
if you really want something,
-
but you'll have to put something back
at the end.
-
- Okay.
-
We get money, Liam!
- Yeah!
-
- (FBE) Liam, what toys do you want?
- Some dump trucks.
-
Excavator!
- I just want L.O.L.s and stuff.
-
- (FBE) To start things off,
we're gonna present
-
some food options to your kids.
-
- Ooh, okay.
- Okay.
-
- (FBE) So we've got Mike and Ikes,
milk chocolate cookies,
-
Cheerios, and grapes.
-
- I think that Noelle's gonna,
-
she's gonna try to be
health conscious first,
-
'cause she knows she has
money to spend.
-
So the first thing she's gonna do
is try to make us happy.
-
She's gonna get those grapes.
-
- Wow, she's gonna take grapes?
That's a bold choice.
-
- She's gonna take those grapes.
-
- Liam is going to take
the Mike and Ikes.
-
- Mike and Ikes?
-
- He's never had
a Mike and Ikes before.
-
- I think he's gonna
get those cookies.
-
- I think no cookies.
- We'll see.
-
- I think he's a candy man.
-
- (FBE) So you get to have
one of these foods.
-
- (whispers) Look at this girl.
- Not grapes, Noelle.
-
- (FBE) Which one of them
do you pick?
-
- Um...
- Don't take the grapes.
-
- This one.
- (FBE) You're going with that one.
-
- I can share it
with my family.
-
- (FBE) Oh that's nice.
- She wants to share with you!
-
- What'd she say?
-
- Maybe my mom will
pack 'em in my lunch.
-
(Kyle laughs)
- (FBE) Oh.
-
- We have grapes at my home
-
and I wanna get something
that we don't have.
-
- Oh, smart, she's smart.
-
- I am surprised
she picked those cookies.
-
Those grapes are huge.
-
It probably traumatized her
when she saw those grapes.
-
- Oh, she was intimidated
by those grapes.
-
- Yeah!
- They're too big.
-
I'm regretting my decision.
-
- Uh oh!
- Am I allowed to change?
-
I, it hasn't gone up yet!
- Thank you!
-
- He hasn't come up yet!
-
- (FBE) So Liam, we have some
different snacks for you.
-
Out of all of these,
which one are you gonna pick?
-
- Candy!
- (FBE) Oh, you're going for...
-
- Dang it!
- Yes!
-
- (FBE) Do you eat a lot of cookies?
- Yeah.
-
- Oh, does he now?
-
- (FBE) Yeah, how many cookies
do you eat every day?
-
- He's ready to open that bag!
That is hilarious!
-
- Five.
- (laughs) Five cookies a day.
-
- He said five cookies!
- Wow, he's gonna be a big kid.
-
- Oh, he's gone with his cookies!
- He's gone,
-
he just took 'em and left!
-
0-0.
- I know, right? (laughs)
-
- Man, this is embarrassing for you!
-
- No, but the thing is,
it's awful that I knew your son
-
better than you did!
- You're not one to talk.
-
You said grapes!
- You know what?
-
- What kid is gonna pick grapes?
-
- (FBE) Now it's time for them
to choose from some of these vehicles.
-
So we got the Frozen sleigh,
the Paw Patrol vehicle,
-
a pack of Hot Wheels cars,
or a tugboat.
-
- She doesn't have
that little Frozen thing.
-
She's not really Frozen right now.
She's not really on the Frozen kick.
-
She's very competitive
with her little cousin Devon.
-
I think she'll pick those cars.
- Wow, bold choice.
-
I'm gonna go with
the Paw Patrol.
-
'Cause he doesn't have that yet!
He doesn't have that police car.
-
He has a similar boat,
this round is gonna be
-
one Kyle, zero Ramona.
- Oh lord! (laughs)
-
- (FBE) So next up...
- Get your eyes over to that!
-
- (FBE) We have
some different vehicles.
-
- She hates Hot Wheels.
- Look at those, look at that!
-
- Paw Patrol.
- Put that down! (laughs)
-
- Frozen!
- I'm gonna pick this!
-
- Oh, I should've said!
- I knew Noelle!
-
- That was a whole...
- I knew Noelle!
-
- I knew Noelle.
- I know Noelle!
-
- (FBE) Why not the Hot Wheels?
- I Noelle.
-
- Look, wait, listen.
-
- Well...
- She want those Hot Wheels, look.
-
- I think I'll get the Hot Wheels.
-
- Oh!
- What?
-
Can she do that?
- So they get one, and I get the rest.
-
- Ooh!
- No, no!
-
- I can give my cousins two...
- 'Cause it's one,
-
she loves her cousins!
- She's very nice, she's sharing.
-
- (FBE) Okay, so you're sure
you wanna go with that
-
over the Frozen?
- Yes.
-
- No, you want Frozen!
-
- (FBE) Okay, well those Hot Wheels
are yours!
-
- Woo!
-
We got Hot Wheels and cookies!
-
I knew her,
because I know her so well,
-
unlike some parents that
don't really know their child.
-
- We're gonna see,
we're gonna see.
-
(Ramona laughs)
-
- (FBE) Okay, Liam, we have
four different vehicle toys for you.
-
- Listen to the mind game.
Four different vehicle toys.
-
Mention those Frozen.
- What?
-
- Yeah baby, not even a thought!
- That was quick!
-
Wait a minute, wait,
she's gonna talk to him.
-
She's gonna talk to him.
- Not even a thought.
-
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
-
- (FBE) Did you get a good look
at all of 'em?
-
- Yeah.
- No you didn't!
-
- (FBE) You don't want those
Hot Wheels over there?
-
- Look at the Hot Wheels,
look at the Hot Wheels!
-
- No.
- Nope, clearly no.
-
- Oh my goodness!
- (FBE) That!
-
- Oh my God, he's so adorable.
- That's my boy!
-
- Wait a minute.
- Police car.
-
- Police car.
- (FBE) Oh!
-
- He loves police cars,
he loves dogs.
-
It's the perfect toy for him.
- Aw, I can't even get mad.
-
He did great, and I'm not kidding,
'cause he immediate went over there
-
and snatched that car up
and waved it around like a flag.
-
- Yep.
- So, that's what's up.
-
- Who knows what
the next one is gonna be.
-
- To show you what my child
and I have in common.
-
We have that mental thing going.
- We are communicating
-
on a different level right now.
- I've vibed with her
-
from the minute,
the moment that camera came in,
-
we started vibing.
-
- We were vibing from the moment
he was born.
-
- (FBE) Next round of toys
are all interactive.
-
So we've got a little one, a Slinky.
- Okay, okay.
-
- (FBE) We got a slightly bigger one,
a T-Ball set.
-
- (Ramona) I think she's gonna
go for that T-Ball.
-
- (FBE) A really, T-Ball?
- (Ramona) I'm telling you right now.
-
- (FBE) I've got a basketball set,
and a cat keyboard.
-
So which will they choose?
-
- For Liam, I'm gonna go with.
- Ugh!
-
- I don't think he's gonna pick
something that he can't
-
physically remove from the table.
-
The cat piano is out of the box,
he can really see clearly what it is.
-
It's the most visually appealing,
he can pick it up, he can take it.
-
He likes cats.
Cat piano.
-
- She has that exact piano,
as a matter of fact.
-
She's never really played
with a Slinky.
-
She's gonna go to basketball.
- Ooh, wow!
-
- He's gonna go basketball,
and she's gonna go to basketball.
-
- Noelle's going Slinky.
Liam's going cat piano.
-
- (FBE) Okay, so now we've got
some interactive toys.
-
- Oh, she's looking at it!
Watch, watch this.
-
- (FBE) So what's really standing out
to you right now?
-
- Let me see, I have to look first.
Yeah, what is this?
-
- Don't, it's a little bitty box.
- (FBE) Have you ever played with one?
-
- Mmm, Slinky, Slinkys are fun.
-
- I wanna pick something tiny,
-
because I wanna make sure
it fits in my car.
-
- Oh no, don't think about that!
I'll take a...
-
I'll rent a truck to take it home!
- I did say Slinky originally.
-
- I'm just gonna get the basketball.
-
- Oh!
- Wow.
-
- (FBE) You are, okay,
are you sure about that?
-
- Yes.
- Yes!
-
- (FBE) And you don't want
that cat keyboard?
-
- Oh no, I have one at home, actually.
- (FBE) Whoa!
-
- And I can get a Slinky from
the pride card store at my school.
-
- (laughs) She's so logical!
Isn't she wonderful?
-
- She's very smart.
-
I feel very confident
about cat piano.
-
- Oh, okay, you think
he's gonna get the cat piano?
-
- Cat piano's in great placement,
it's great size, very visual.
-
- (sighs) I'm sorry, I'm still...
-
- Two and a half year olds
love cat pianos.
-
- Can I have a moment?
-
- You had a moment,
you've had many moments!
-
- (FBE) So we have some
interactive toys.
-
- He don't even like that.
He's scared of that...
-
- Cat piano!
Yeah baby!
-
- Get that thing down, that was...
- Not even a thought, cat piano!
-
Not even a thought!
- See, and I already know
-
from his history,
he don't put nothing back.
-
- (FBE) Yeah?
- (Liam) Yeah.
-
- Look at there,
Look at that little boy!
-
Ooh!
- Push it off, get it off the table!
-
- Look at it!
- Who cares about T-Ball?
-
- Look at there!
- Take it Liam, just leave!
-
- They should've had that
in a box.
-
- Just leave!
- He said just leave! (laughs)
-
It's so funny!
He can't afford it.
-
- Leave!
-
- (FBE) But why don't you want
that Slinky over there?
-
- Stop Lindsey!
- Kyle got mad now, right?
-
- Stop!
- (FBE) No?
-
- How cute, how cute.
- Stop, she's...
-
- How cute, look at there!
-
- (FBE) It's pretty cool,
I don't know if you...
-
- No it's not, it sucks!
- It's wonderful!
-
Tell him what it does!
- The cat piano.
-
(bell rings)
Yeah, baby!
-
- Rolls down stairs,
alone or in pairs!
-
- He's out!
- Where's he going?
-
- He picked the cat piano though!
-
- One cute kid.
- Wow, this is big.
-
- Yeah it is, this is big!
- 2-2!
-
- That was round three,
there's only two rounds left.
-
- Whoever get this one, really,
well this doesn't mean.
-
- No, we keep getting them.
- Whoever gets five!
-
- We can tie!
-
- Oh boy.
-
- (FBE) So for our very last round,
we've got some characters.
-
So we have a dinosaur
from the Jurassic World franchise,
-
a baby shark puppet,
some figures from Frozen,
-
and a Buzz Lightyear.
-
- I am 150,000% nailing this.
- What, the dinosaur?
-
- Dinosaur.
-
He has no idea who Buzz Lightyear is,
no idea who Frozen is.
-
- Mmm, really?
- No.
-
Jurassic World, final answer.
- Okay.
-
- Two rounds ago,
she said she liked Frozen, right?
-
But then, she decided against Frozen
'cause she'd rather get the cars.
-
- Oh, listen to him helping me.
-
- Would have a lot
of different things in it.
-
This Frozen thing has
a lot of different Frozen pieces in it
-
that she could share.
- She got all of 'em.
-
- So I'm gonna say that Noelle's
gonna pick the Frozen thing.
-
- I think she's gonna get
that dinosaur.
-
That's what I think.
- Okay.
-
- I think she's gonna, because
I bought her cousin
-
that same dinosaur for Christmas.
-
She's gonna wanna have that,
'cause he has it.
-
- (FBE) Which one do you think
you're gonna go with?
-
- Wait, what does this do?
- Baby shark, take baby shark!
-
- Look at the dinosaurs!
Sweetie pie, we can go
-
to Starbucks when we leave here!
- I like Frozen,
-
and it's really funny for me.
- Yeah.
-
- Can somebody tell her
we're gonna go to Starbucks
-
if she pick that dinosaur?
- I love their songs
-
like Into The Unknown,
and Let It Go and stuff.
-
It has such small arms.
- What? (laughs)
-
- Small arms, who wants a dinosaur
with such small arms?
-
- Come on, you can fight!
You can fight!
-
- I think Noelle's
made her choice here.
-
- Yes, and that sound,
I'm looking for!
-
- A lot of these makes noise.
Wow.
-
- How exciting, how exciting!
-
- But I think I'm gonna go
with the Frozen.
-
(buzzer rings)
- Wow!
-
I think I should get
a double point here,
-
'cause I guessed Noelle's.
-
If you listened to me,
you would've got the point.
-
- I'm gonna go with
just common sense,
-
you know what I mean?
-
I'm gonna think like a kid!
That's what I need to do.
-
- 'Cause it's called
What Would My Kid Do?
-
- For real?
- The only thing better
-
would've been like
an excavator.
-
But he loves dinosaurs right now,
he's gonna be super stoked,
-
'cause it's a big dinosaur,
it makes noise.
-
- (FBE) Take a look at all these toys,
and then pick which one you want.
-
- Put Buzz Lightyear away!
- Ooh yes!
-
- Who cares about the other ones?
Frozen sucks!
-
- Look at those,
there's so many of them!
-
- (FBE) You can stick
your hand in there.
-
- Uh oh.
- Baby shark sucks!
-
- (FBE) So out of all these toys,
Liam, which one do you want?
-
- Don't do that!
- Dinosaur!
-
- Dinosaur!
-
- Hey kid!
- Take it, just leave!
-
Don't listen to her!
-
- Yeah.
- (FBE) Yeah?
-
- He's gone, he's hilarious!
- He's done!
-
Took the dinosaur
and he's out!
-
- Where'd he get that from?
He's a lot like his mom or his dad?
-
Where'd he get that from?
- That's me.
-
Quick decision making.
- For real though?
-
- Yeah.
- That's amazing.
-
I've never seen that before!
He's not indecisive, period.
-
God dog, look.
As much as I want to
-
just say something...
- You gotta respect.
-
- I know!
-
- (FBE) Here's how this final round's
gonna work.
-
You are going to be able
to wager your points
-
and you're gonna have to predict
if you think your child
-
went over or under budget.
-
So, you tell me how many points
you wanna wager,
-
and you tell me if you think
your child went over the $100
-
or under the $100.
-
- And these are,
I need to know
-
where you bought these toys at,
because some places,
-
(laughs) that's gonna be
a factor.
-
- (FBE) Target.
-
- Oh boy, you know
they overpriced, okay.
-
- This is tough.
- 'Cause he doesn't buy the toys.
-
- I know.
- This is beautiful.
-
- Cat piano's the wild card.
-
No idea what the hell
a cat piano costs.
-
- I do, we have one.
-
- I think I gotta go all in, right?
- Whoa!
-
- I have no choice really,
but to go all in.
-
There's no way in hell
I would pay more than $40
-
for that Jurassic World toy.
-
- From what?
- 40.
-
Wagering all of it, under.
-
- Noelle went under,
I know she went under,
-
and I'm betting my two.
-
- (FBE) These are all
the things you picked.
-
- Yes.
-
- (FBE) So now I'm gonna
read off the prices of everything
-
and then I'll tell you
the total,
-
and I'll let you know if you
are over or under the $100, okay?
-
- Okay.
- (FBE) Okay.
-
So the milk chocolate cookies
were $2.59.
-
- Two dollars, 59 cents, that's good.
- (FBE) Mm-hmm.
-
The Hot Wheel cars were $4.99.
- Okay.
-
- That's good.
- (FBE) The basketball set was $29.99.
-
- She did it!
- Oh.
-
- (FBE) And the Frozen figures
were $39.99.
-
- 40.
- (FBE) So you totalled $77.56.
-
And you are under $100, so you
get to keep all of these things!
-
(Ramona screams)
-
- Ooh yes, thank you!
-
I don't have to return anything,
-
I wish I could throw
confetti or something!
-
I always said I'm good
at window shopping,
-
but this shopping was amazing.
-
- (FBE) Ramona, you've once again
taken the lead.
-
- Woo!
-
- (FBE) You've got
a 4-3 lead over Kyle,
-
but he also has the chance
to go 6-4 on you here.
-
- That would make him the winner,
wouldn't it?
-
- That cat piano.
How much is that cat piano?
-
- You wanna know?
- Yeah.
-
- I bought one, you wanna know?
- Yes.
-
- Are you kidding me?
I dare not tell him.
-
- You know what,
can I change?
-
- Sure!
- (FBE) Do you wanna change?
-
- Okay, well let's see.
-
- That's a very
interactive dinosaur there.
-
- It is, right?
Probably $49.99, over!
-
- Ooh, he lost the frickin' game!
(laughs)
-
- Over!
-
- Oh God, let's hear this one.
-
- (FBE) So the milk chocolate
cookies were $2.59.
-
The Paw Patrol vehicle
was $9.89.
-
- Dang.
-
- (FBE) The cat keyboard was $26.99.
- Wee! (laughs)
-
- (FBE) And the dinosaur
was $24.99.
-
- You poor thing, oh!
-
- (FBE) So your total
was $64.46,
-
and you were way under budget!
-
- There's no way to go
over 100!
-
- (FBE) I heard you have
a baby sister now.
-
Are you gonna let her
play with any of these?
-
- No.
- No.
-
(both laugh)
- I told you, I know your kid.
-
- (FBE) Okay, well good job.
Those are all yours to keep.
-
- It's strange.
- Good job, Liam.
-
He's the real winner today.
-
You know what,
-
you know what
I think about being a parent?
-
- But that's so cute,
he got to keep all his items.
-
- It's not about me any more.
It's not about us.
-
It's about them.
They had fun.
-
- (FBE) Ramona, you are our winner!
- Woo!
-
- (FBE) With a 4-0 victory!
- I am, yes, woo!
-
- I ended with zero points, but...
- Don't go out like this.
-
- But...
- Please don't go out like this...
-
- Ah.
- Leave with a little dignity.
-
- Kyle here from the
Try Not To Channel
-
with my son Liam, right?
- Yeah.
-
- Yeah!
-
And we are so thankful
for you guys watching
-
this episode of
What Will My Kid Do.
-
But if you guys wanna see
some really good content,
-
make sure to go over to
the Try Not To Channel.
-
- Go!
- Subscribe, go!
-
Right, go!
-
Subscribe to the Try Not To Channel.
-
Bigger challenges, bigger prizes,
bigger punishments.
-
Liam subscribed, right?
- Yeah!
-
- That's what my kid would do!