< Return to Video

Sasha Daygame | Stand up Comedy Skit /w Chuck Manslag | Full Length HD

  • 0:07 - 0:08
    everybody
  • 0:08 - 0:10
    daydream
  • 0:10 - 0:13
    going with the nation linden
  • 0:13 - 0:16
    men's conference of this century we have
    a special presentation commission stage
  • 0:16 - 0:18
    now is a man that's
  • 0:18 - 0:21
    literally laid
  • 0:21 - 0:25
    one thousand six hundred and forty two
    women
  • 0:25 - 0:31
    has forty children in twenty different
    cities
  • 0:31 - 0:35
    say invented space docking in the pile
    driver
  • 0:35 - 0:39
    a man
  • 0:39 - 0:43
    action even be talking about really and
    he's agreed to come on cameras so they
  • 0:43 - 0:45
    need these women see him
  • 0:45 - 0:50
    and this child support please welcome to
    the stage
  • 0:50 - 0:52
    the lovely the charming the seductive
  • 0:52 - 1:01
    chuck man slide
  • 1:01 - 1:04
    like and what's going on power
  • 1:04 - 1:06
    by the way this board
  • 1:06 - 1:07
    a mic topic
  • 1:07 - 1:10
    professional i guess they run
  • 1:10 - 1:13
    good good good so i know i was that i do
    you come here you've heard about the
  • 1:13 - 1:14
    rumors uh...
  • 1:14 - 1:17
    section that was that settles it is the
    recipe eighteen hundred girls now please
  • 1:17 - 1:18
    i'm jealous
  • 1:18 - 1:20
    uh... and i love you know
  • 1:20 - 1:23
    hello draws them and see a lot of guys
    you know who i am
  • 1:23 - 1:25
    let's be honest you guys
  • 1:25 - 1:28
    well loses money guys have had sex like
    versions and they look don't be angry i
  • 1:28 - 1:31
    used to be just like you gay
  • 1:31 - 1:34
    i didn't get laid for years and i was
    there by was needed to know what i was
  • 1:34 - 1:35
    doing
  • 1:35 - 1:37
    but and up next on that
  • 1:37 - 1:40
    and i've got to say it's not your fault
    you know it's not your fault
  • 1:40 - 1:44
    all my fault either gay and i had to let
    its opposite chaos literally popped up
  • 1:44 - 1:45
    childhood anybody
  • 1:45 - 1:48
    you've got to us dedicate check this out
    date
  • 1:48 - 1:49
    my dad
  • 1:49 - 1:50
    left when i was like three
  • 1:50 - 1:52
    my mom was fucking
  • 1:52 - 1:55
    crazy in the same pace to give a shit
    economy
  • 1:55 - 1:57
    for any reason whatsoever
  • 1:57 - 1:59
    anybody have a shaky kings in the room
  • 1:59 - 2:02
    you wake up about one and possum
  • 2:02 - 2:05
    all the time but anything wrong i give
    action shot that meathead films shopped
  • 2:05 - 2:06
    at ny
  • 2:06 - 2:09
    it was a brutal that was the only kid
    i've ever met that was actively trying
  • 2:09 - 2:12
    to get kidnapped
  • 2:12 - 2:14
    pickups at my house
  • 2:14 - 2:16
    cyndi lauper like a buddy
  • 2:16 - 2:20
    do you want to give you like what again
    to have a band meeting and talking about
  • 2:20 - 2:25
    yet ppr many can you get away from eight
    book just just take me for a week if you
  • 2:25 - 2:28
    don't like me i'll get another kid
  • 2:28 - 2:31
    work with me
  • 2:31 - 2:38
    addendum easing ats look at my created
    for profoundly anyway
  • 2:38 - 2:40
    and some from the news really fucked up
  • 2:40 - 2:41
    and uh...
  • 2:41 - 2:44
    it just we're showing them to let the
    kids wouldn't let me let nobody told me
  • 2:44 - 2:47
    this was the bathe regularly and i have
    a shitty look like
  • 2:47 - 2:51
    hamburg toronto at anybody no special
    called by the way
  • 2:51 - 2:54
    gay it's like helen you can get shoes
    for five dollars there
  • 2:54 - 2:55
    those are my shoes
  • 2:55 - 2:58
    okay and but other kid had had nike's
  • 2:58 - 3:03
    gadgil ignoring shoes like that fucking
    hurt it hurt when iran is fucking sick
  • 3:03 - 3:06
    and like extract hanson attract pencils
    ext sixteen
  • 3:06 - 3:08
    you much fuckin she needed for track
    pants
  • 3:08 - 3:09
    my mom bought me
  • 3:09 - 3:12
    take once and solutions
  • 3:12 - 3:16
    silver shows you how much that you get
    when you're like nine facil russians
  • 3:16 - 3:17
    dominance baseball a
  • 3:17 - 3:21
    and space cadet that's not funny a
    fuckin hurts when you're nine ok it's
  • 3:21 - 3:22
    not that
  • 3:22 - 3:24
    just being shipped my stepfather
  • 3:24 - 3:26
    get a step that
  • 3:26 - 3:29
    he bought me check led a dog or cat as a
    kid
  • 3:29 - 3:33
    my stepfather bought me built
  • 3:33 - 3:38
    kept popping pills is a kid joke ever
    try walking go down the street with
  • 3:38 - 3:42
    silver shoes than any popular idea what
    that's like used to get the shaky
  • 3:42 - 3:43
    economy all the time
  • 3:43 - 3:48
    girls would kick the shit outta me all
    the time it's fucking rule brutal
  • 3:48 - 3:50
    childhood
  • 3:50 - 3:50
    so i wonder
  • 3:50 - 3:55
    and having confidence with women a
    fucking know shit i was brutal
  • 3:55 - 3:58
    i was really that israel and in spite of
    as i got older
  • 3:58 - 4:00
    i know is that you know what
  • 4:00 - 4:01
    i wasn't the only one
  • 4:01 - 4:05
    lotsa guys uh... we're we're wish it
    would be roasted weather this week
  • 4:05 - 4:09
    and it's funny and and there's only
    roberto grove earlier had to go
  • 4:09 - 4:09
    longer on the room
  • 4:09 - 4:13
    and will be awkward one citizens one
    girl who there's only one place to keep
  • 4:13 - 4:15
    this candle really badly
  • 4:15 - 4:18
    thing on who you are really well
  • 4:18 - 4:20
    so
  • 4:20 - 4:23
    scare
  • 4:23 - 4:25
    here that i noticed
  • 4:25 - 4:28
    it's a great job you can see it on the
    internet as you can if you can talk to
  • 4:28 - 4:29
    death
  • 4:29 - 4:33
    uh...
  • 4:33 - 4:34
    mokhiber point
  • 4:34 - 4:38
    so i i went out there base where it was
    it like but i thought they were shipped
  • 4:38 - 4:42
    and and i know select all these dudes
    organist like this terrible stuff it
  • 4:42 - 4:46
    didn't work at all and i was in the same
    financial editor of the wise up to it
  • 4:46 - 4:48
    godly like
  • 4:48 - 4:51
    are doing shifted cell retarded even me
    if i get that project
  • 4:51 - 4:55
    missus retired for example see the stuff
    you guys
  • 4:55 - 4:58
    that was standing here and i'll be like
    six walking across the street dislike
  • 4:58 - 5:04
    haga lava and also the start yelling and
    whistling shit as well
  • 5:04 - 5:09
    unlike what fuckin planner you want it
    does that ever worked one-time desiring
  • 5:09 - 5:19
    to processing hawk at once
  • 5:19 - 5:23
    guys are so fuckin better coming up in
    the worst compusa gaza temperatures are
  • 5:23 - 5:25
    high
  • 5:25 - 5:28
    i'm a painter
  • 5:28 - 5:35
    address louis views sixty two-point
    insects here's my card
  • 5:35 - 5:39
    that never got a popping call you unless
    they want your money your own retard
  • 5:39 - 5:43
    it's now a lot
  • 5:43 - 5:46
    you come here often
  • 5:46 - 5:47
    as instilled in them
  • 5:47 - 5:51
    uh... just throw stuff is really an
    original stuff and and uh... we're
  • 5:51 - 5:53
    getting tired of it
  • 5:53 - 5:56
    here's our discipline
  • 5:56 - 6:02
    i'm gonna go through you look at band
    thirty balanced on the plane none valley
  • 6:02 - 6:03
    filled with corn
  • 6:03 - 6:06
    daily doesn't always kind of terrible
    shit
  • 6:06 - 6:08
    and uh...
  • 6:08 - 6:10
    now they had to be a better way so
  • 6:10 - 6:13
    i went out there and i decided on the
    amid figure stuff out the starting out
  • 6:13 - 6:15
    there certainly reading books
  • 6:15 - 6:18
    and i a battle with the option to use
    every dollar stuff
  • 6:18 - 6:20
    and uh... answer books out there
  • 6:20 - 6:22
    he doesn't really weird shit
  • 6:22 - 6:23
    for example
  • 6:23 - 6:27
    there's this one particular system
    beckoning
  • 6:27 - 6:29
    it believes that the other women
  • 6:29 - 6:31
    women in terms of like value
  • 6:31 - 6:33
    their up here
  • 6:33 - 6:34
    and men
  • 6:34 - 6:39
    are down here game we have to do is
  • 6:39 - 6:41
    bring the women down your level
  • 6:41 - 6:41
    right by a
  • 6:41 - 6:46
    find something to make them feel bad
    example
  • 6:46 - 6:50
    example
  • 6:50 - 6:52
    like addressed it here
  • 6:52 - 6:54
    because another new baylon would just
    like it
  • 6:54 - 6:58
    fuel for our purposes balanced
  • 6:58 - 7:03
    conference comes down
  • 7:03 - 7:04
    failure
  • 7:04 - 7:10
    lula across the united states in your
    own danstett honor away
  • 7:10 - 7:16
    and that's what i find unit
  • 7:16 - 7:18
    i'd like your nails
  • 7:18 - 7:19
    and the real
  • 7:19 - 7:20
    what poet
  • 7:20 - 7:26
    e noel always find it very recently
  • 7:26 - 7:32
    would you guess will not give up here
  • 7:32 - 7:34
    uh...
  • 7:34 - 7:37
    now also as the tangled went down
  • 7:37 - 7:41
    its own stories to make yourself look
    even cooler you know they're not true so
  • 7:41 - 7:43
    for example woman like seder down here
  • 7:43 - 7:45
    unity me life ela
  • 7:45 - 7:49
    you know uh...
  • 7:49 - 7:50
    any other day uh... you know
  • 7:50 - 7:52
    this girl
  • 7:52 - 7:55
    friend of mine this guy you know to
    reject him and he was gone all the time
  • 7:55 - 7:58
    harassing airship video i went over
    there and i told i can't really really
  • 7:58 - 8:07
    like it disasters slick and again him
  • 8:07 - 8:09
    any other day my friends eh...
  • 8:09 - 8:12
    transcriber i bet you don't know what i
    was like i was a party and serves a
  • 8:12 - 8:15
    little difference we have a glut parties
    and seven am fun
  • 8:15 - 8:17
    you know i don't think i helped him in
    his car
  • 8:17 - 8:26
    gives you know stellar role
  • 8:26 - 8:27
    omap bank
  • 8:27 - 8:34
    on
  • 8:34 - 8:35
    and i thought you know what this
  • 8:35 - 8:39
    discovers bullshit many have relied a
    women if i can get girls and they have
  • 8:39 - 8:42
    to make up stories and i think it's
    yourself have fun
  • 8:42 - 8:44
    offensive so i decided no i'm not giving
    time to get better at this stuff so i
  • 8:44 - 8:45
    went out there
  • 8:45 - 8:47
    into the world
  • 8:47 - 8:50
    and i decided i i'm just gonna go out
    there and talk to tom's a girl's life is
  • 8:50 - 8:52
    out if it works
  • 8:52 - 8:55
    asa readiness than lose some of sixteen
    hours a day has gone out there
  • 8:55 - 8:58
    lekin young girls everywhere you know
  • 8:58 - 8:59
    sometimes went badly sometimes were
    great but
  • 8:59 - 9:04
    fish at certain stuff out thing tonight
    in a t_-cell you losers in this room
  • 9:04 - 9:08
    how to get tons of posting just like
    chuck man slight attract cbm unionized
  • 9:08 - 9:09
    gonna help you guys out
  • 9:09 - 9:13
    is that so im
  • 9:13 - 9:15
    and he does that some stuff that
    actually works at all this room which
  • 9:15 - 9:19
    what do you guys elected want to be a
    worn on the street stop her
  • 9:19 - 9:21
    chatter out to have sex with the right
    there
  • 9:21 - 9:25
    in a park or a copy several writer place
    you would like to know that shit
  • 9:25 - 9:29
    that's right here in just like soccer
    alright so i think you guys have a
  • 9:29 - 9:32
    simmons any woman you weekend laurels
  • 9:32 - 9:36
    the right way so either have had a them
    there's only one new roman ruins doesn't
  • 9:36 - 9:42
    happen in the long to get abbasi as a
    child
  • 9:42 - 9:47
    it's actually my friend's girlfriend so
    you know i'll be keeping it uh...
  • 9:47 - 9:48
    just the one thing
  • 9:48 - 9:55
    uh...
  • 9:55 - 9:58
    you're also let's say an indicted states
    that make
  • 9:58 - 10:02
    city state if you go down there to build
    the further away she's walking toward
  • 10:02 - 10:02
    him
  • 10:02 - 10:05
    down the street she's hot you wanna be a
    don't do this
  • 10:05 - 10:12
    i driving us to see that in a stand-up
    i've ever seen in even the balls are
  • 10:12 - 10:19
    not good friday drafted and i was quite
    nice ok now navy or the position you do
  • 10:19 - 10:22
    it sealed and be popping the crap out of
    the later celeb
  • 10:22 - 10:25
    here's the thing so girls one that is
    great
  • 10:25 - 10:28
    it under the sea on cnn_ house is not
    as that
  • 10:28 - 10:29
    mustard-based
  • 10:29 - 10:31
    day not good you know i was doing ok
  • 10:31 - 10:34
    so remember your anyway that she had a
  • 10:34 - 10:37
    women are like horses
  • 10:37 - 10:39
    you don't want to jump in front of them
    youand i met you want to come in on the
  • 10:39 - 10:41
    side
  • 10:41 - 10:43
    such exciting news how they do the right
    word to use your beautiful girl
  • 10:43 - 10:47
    okay well down the street i let them
    pass me what's up in past me nam
  • 10:47 - 10:51
    write-up animal touch here if you will
    smile
  • 10:51 - 10:54
    and then again front dynamite down
    handout
  • 10:54 - 10:55
    do my opening line
  • 10:55 - 10:58
    whatever that might be this result many
    of the important thing they were doing
  • 10:58 - 10:59
    this post
  • 10:59 - 11:02
    you want to give rely too much on the
    elmo day you don't want to grab her
  • 11:02 - 11:06
    shoulders a little bit more aggressive
    luba closer facing up if you could you
  • 11:06 - 11:06
    know
  • 11:06 - 11:10
    not so that you know what you want to
    have a responsibility reasons impressing
  • 11:10 - 11:12
    the duke will be close to the point one
  • 11:12 - 11:15
    you wanted a now the elbow
  • 11:15 - 11:17
    really known for example quite quite
  • 11:17 - 11:18
    that is that you know
  • 11:18 - 11:22
    it's pretty neutral it's fine to leave
    on so you wanna grabber their yugoslav
  • 11:22 - 11:25
    prime and get right in front of her get
    out
  • 11:25 - 11:29
    what would you say most of his life span
  • 11:29 - 11:31
    afterward little game now before we
    start this right
  • 11:31 - 11:35
    so i'm a tricky business you know when
    you guys are learning so on the news of
  • 11:35 - 11:39
    on some of the awesome it'd be great
    leviticus moved i wanted to on the
  • 11:39 - 11:40
    fucking smooth
  • 11:40 - 11:43
    when he does danielle
  • 11:43 - 11:45
    the adelson who
  • 11:45 - 11:47
    on free practice
  • 11:47 - 11:53
    nice i wanted to align its fuckin
    rubbish here danielle
  • 11:53 - 11:57
    you've got to thinking a bit court goes
    out to you and i remember don't yell out
  • 11:57 - 12:01
    we think it is too i decided i might be
    but halfway through line leave as of yet
  • 12:01 - 12:04
    who wrote it is with the old office in
    sonoma looking into this
  • 12:04 - 12:07
    stabbings about gay theory also
  • 12:07 - 12:16
    yet will come along
  • 12:16 - 12:18
    though that was the wrong way
  • 12:18 - 12:20
    bucking gorgeous and i had to meet you
  • 12:20 - 12:23
    mining struck
  • 12:23 - 12:26
    act
  • 12:26 - 12:28
    that is smooth and some of the stock he
    came in
  • 12:28 - 12:32
    mildred bramble smile but then you gave
    her a compliment you can literally
  • 12:32 - 12:37
    thinking that's some good shit like that
    you guys wound itself
  • 12:37 - 12:47
    when the elephant reporting
  • 12:47 - 12:51
    give me a
  • 12:51 - 12:53
    this is no way chloroform
  • 12:53 - 12:55
    histogram
  • 12:55 - 12:58
    it
  • 12:58 - 13:03
    interest yes
  • 13:03 - 13:08
    party doesn't records correct answer
  • 13:08 - 13:11
    uh... with them
  • 13:11 - 13:25
    in
  • 13:25 - 13:31
    two o'clock
  • 13:31 - 13:34
    correct address on calvary units care
    girls
  • 13:34 - 13:36
    too much you know
  • 13:36 - 13:48
    you're an idiot don't do that
  • 13:48 - 13:57
    maybe you still find i think you know
    back what i want a strong back a lot
  • 13:57 - 14:15
    but you guys that strikes me as well as
    always moved don't see it
  • 14:15 - 14:18
    your company
  • 14:18 - 14:24
    a all
  • 14:24 - 14:32
    uh...
  • 14:32 - 14:37
    smiled
  • 14:37 - 14:43
    when everybody fine everything back dr
  • 14:43 - 14:54
    at the grand plazas that today
  • 14:54 - 14:58
    that you can go on
  • 14:58 - 15:02
    it's a short fiction
  • 15:02 - 15:06
    basically part of that too
  • 15:06 - 15:08
    w posing
  • 15:08 - 15:10
    and jungles where you really think it's
    funny cuz ur
  • 15:10 - 15:12
    you know that you know
  • 15:12 - 15:14
    coast thousands and thousands of men
  • 15:14 - 15:16
    all close the book
  • 15:16 - 15:18
    who get amazing results
  • 15:18 - 15:21
    recovered two things that i wanted you
    to stuff so
  • 15:21 - 15:22
    number one
  • 15:22 - 15:23
    galen just
  • 15:23 - 15:25
    with the number one thing
  • 15:25 - 15:30
    you'll destroy your chances of anyone
  • 15:30 - 15:38
    now one thing
  • 15:38 - 15:39
    therapies is funny
  • 15:39 - 15:40
    mine
  • 15:40 - 15:43
    mating uh... it's it's most guys mossad
    behave this way and it's really
  • 15:43 - 15:47
    attractive
  • 15:47 - 15:50
    you guys are not getting your money's
    worth on his conference on them
  • 15:50 - 15:53
    unite here immediately this little come
    on tell us
  • 15:53 - 15:55
    in his class
  • 15:55 - 15:57
    hip it women will not have certainly
    ever
  • 15:57 - 16:00
    that smelling series destroying
  • 16:00 - 16:02
    it got back in the midst man
  • 16:02 - 16:05
    meanest trans women off like this today
  • 16:05 - 16:06
    all these gunman
  • 16:06 - 16:07
    i really like it
  • 16:07 - 16:12
    mhm chasing baat that day it's not like
    i'd seen as actress leadership your if
  • 16:12 - 16:13
    your
  • 16:13 - 16:18
    alike in a relationship reading and
    looking using baby
  • 16:18 - 16:21
    i could never be without u really only
    one for me
  • 16:21 - 16:22
    you're what then
  • 16:22 - 16:26
    estimates woman sense that you should
    there be deposited criticizing that
  • 16:26 - 16:31
    city's close up that's a good im you're
    not getting into that pussy ever day
  • 16:31 - 16:34
    you're finished
  • 16:34 - 16:36
    they'll be bugging me
  • 16:36 - 16:38
    beat beat beat do your own publish it
  • 16:38 - 16:41
    as you know might be a collector you can
    get at standing is pretty well but
  • 16:41 - 16:42
    wanted
  • 16:42 - 16:45
    not being in long beach with women eight
    fucking leak that shit
  • 16:45 - 16:48
    windows as old as again pose a policy
  • 16:48 - 16:49
    'cause they're not needed shoes
  • 16:49 - 16:51
    that's why that's right
  • 16:51 - 16:51
    he's bald
  • 16:51 - 16:54
    he's is diverse never seen it recording
    on the street and and as a
  • 16:54 - 16:57
    forty-five lube it that these fucking
    ball he's not good-looking your way
  • 16:57 - 16:58
    higher than he is
  • 16:58 - 17:00
    threaten some you in this room
  • 17:00 - 17:05
    on that dot a litle a pocket of six
    hundred what the fuck is going on
  • 17:05 - 17:06
    was seen as shit
  • 17:06 - 17:10
    you think that guy's a multi-billion so
    you think no he doesn't give a papa she
  • 17:10 - 17:13
    thinks he's a man is nineteen the posse
  • 17:13 - 17:15
    andy's cavaness that's going on
  • 17:15 - 17:16
    less number one
  • 17:16 - 17:18
    do not be needed
  • 17:18 - 17:20
    as a police popped up yours
  • 17:20 - 17:21
    like i don't know
  • 17:21 - 17:22
    we're going to love this cruel
  • 17:22 - 17:25
    instant pudding reject me
  • 17:25 - 17:27
    joe fucking kidding me
  • 17:27 - 17:31
    www stubhub bearers in our pocket didn't
    realize that needs to be on the right
  • 17:31 - 17:32
    all right jimmy
  • 17:32 - 17:35
    is a popular drama club and was still in
    the pocket back
  • 17:35 - 17:38
    you welcome would be actually just
    fuckin happened to keep his cock sucker
  • 17:38 - 17:43
    yeah did these days they tell you what
    about our black girl but that shit i do
  • 17:43 - 17:43
    not
  • 17:43 - 17:44
    on the over here
  • 17:44 - 17:47
    camille beer drinking wine beer you go
    talk to her
  • 17:47 - 17:48
    policies
  • 17:48 - 17:50
    stopping fucking pussy
  • 17:50 - 17:57
    rejections bullshit come on guys
    seriously we listed fucking
  • 17:57 - 17:58
    it's a woman
  • 17:58 - 18:01
    within china calculating floppy
  • 18:01 - 18:06
    reportedly may be getting a massage to
    give you a blow job in your freight
  • 18:06 - 18:09
    if rather than just a little was
    mistaken then put your fucking propping
  • 18:09 - 18:09
    them up
  • 18:09 - 18:11
    unidentified
  • 18:11 - 18:17
    artificial but my cock up useful can
    kill book
  • 18:17 - 18:24
    don't be afraid when i got this stupid
    on fellas
  • 18:24 - 18:25
    pay attention
  • 18:25 - 18:30
    being afraid of women it's fucking
    ridiculous
  • 18:30 - 18:33
    is that what you don't want to police
    number one fear
  • 18:33 - 18:40
    ambiance
  • 18:40 - 18:41
    writings and say
  • 18:41 - 18:43
    my guys get that
  • 18:43 - 18:44
    remains the same
  • 18:44 - 18:45
    don't say anything
  • 18:45 - 18:47
    grammar i the packet back in the naked
  • 18:47 - 18:49
    and may go there
  • 18:49 - 18:52
    they got a lot of that is what does it
    hurt does refrain do what what is that
  • 18:52 - 18:55
    what if they make a move integral girl
    doesn't go for the removal
  • 18:55 - 18:57
    within
  • 18:57 - 18:58
    mentions it
  • 18:58 - 19:01
    wilson to pretty ok
  • 19:01 - 19:04
    every time you kiss a girl and she
    doesn't let you cancer
  • 19:04 - 19:06
    everytime get your reaction to that
  • 19:06 - 19:08
    they actually the most important thing
    if you're a girl
  • 19:08 - 19:11
    would you like me europe talking policy
  • 19:11 - 19:15
    and your doctor john a close up
  • 19:15 - 19:18
    let that standard rebels now however you
    frank is integrated she's just a quick
  • 19:18 - 19:21
    look at uni and you don't give up fuck
    you dislike what everybody has a game of
  • 19:21 - 19:25
    anyway held
  • 19:25 - 19:27
    you know the at bed bath and electricity
  • 19:27 - 19:28
    you don't give up buck
  • 19:28 - 19:30
    it was like wow this guy doesn't give a
    shit
  • 19:30 - 19:34
    this guy's a man is give up venue for
    three minutes later i make out again
  • 19:34 - 19:37
    introspective guess what you jesse frank
    is redemptive ek he's got a new puppies
  • 19:37 - 19:41
    that obviously get statetimes bench
    dissected it ok stopping at bottom
  • 19:41 - 19:45
    postini pray that shit keep fucking
    going at it she's in your presence
  • 19:45 - 19:46
    people
  • 19:46 - 19:48
    which he leaves the room that you're
    done
  • 19:48 - 19:49
    behavior tot
  • 19:49 - 19:52
    there was a instead egotistical and i
    would you like sneaky she's staying in
  • 19:52 - 19:54
    front of you can once the package
    doesn't
  • 19:54 - 19:56
    physically that's it
  • 19:56 - 19:57
    stopping at fucking pussy
  • 19:57 - 20:01
    or anyone else any also many standing by
    right now any sticking point you name
  • 20:01 - 20:04
    else on the right now three seconds
  • 20:04 - 20:07
    by taking this not even a patient lot of
    money
  • 20:07 - 20:10
    he ought to be fucking game late tonight
    so any sticking point in the summer
  • 20:10 - 20:12
    right now just like that 'cause i've had
    sex with thousands and thousands of
  • 20:12 - 20:13
    women
  • 20:13 - 20:21
    and all the sticking points
  • 20:21 - 20:25
    popular told
  • 20:25 - 20:29
    sestalo at popularity what it does not
    what
  • 20:29 - 20:33
    escape her something recognizing troop
    philippa as you can
  • 20:33 - 20:36
    any other questions
  • 20:36 - 20:38
    last minute resistance
  • 20:38 - 20:43
    well to use the chloroform
  • 20:43 - 20:47
    phillipine thought about
  • 20:47 - 20:49
    rope actually is the real interesting
  • 20:49 - 20:51
    uh...
  • 20:51 - 20:54
    you should be making a career women why
    they're coming on board that creepy
  • 20:54 - 20:58
    should therefore i got some nice flowers
    and watch a movie fuck that
  • 20:58 - 21:01
    nebraska and i hope she's not a single
    she's getting fucked right i'm talking
  • 21:01 - 21:03
    about that freemen inside they are
    getting sexual
  • 21:03 - 21:06
    on tell me what the father was beautiful
    dot you know if she's at your house she
  • 21:06 - 21:10
    wants to get laid last winter's what the
    fuck is that shit
  • 21:10 - 21:13
    was that should get you bought a fucking
    rafael order a pizza pizza rest
  • 21:13 - 21:16
    uh... you know i don't know so sure
    after what has been set up a can happen
  • 21:16 - 21:20
    actually course not it's fucking
    bullshit if she's there your house
  • 21:20 - 21:21
    talking on
  • 21:21 - 21:23
    flap around to be happy
  • 21:23 - 21:25
    fun
  • 21:25 - 21:28
    after finding realtor
  • 21:28 - 21:31
    day game escalation
  • 21:31 - 21:35
    finances before chloroform
  • 21:35 - 21:38
    honestly im just worried i i i think the
    fear
  • 21:38 - 21:42
    and i'm really director bling the
    daytime so i mean i mean you retire like
  • 21:42 - 21:45
    about how to use and i wanted to open so
    i just ran driver off
  • 21:45 - 21:49
    uh... pragma live at your company taken
    kurdmaf
  • 21:49 - 21:52
    uh... you don't have to go in the data
    you have to just
  • 21:52 - 21:53
    just get them out
  • 21:53 - 21:56
    debate that we all technical
  • 21:56 - 21:57
    i want fung questions any
  • 21:57 - 22:01
    one questions
  • 22:01 - 22:04
    i'm sort of time and the running events
    and a
  • 22:04 - 22:08
    sela into you thinking about you
  • 22:08 - 22:11
    there ought stomper dot was jordan who
    checked out this week but the artist
  • 22:11 - 22:15
    who's worked out this week sponsored a
    job
  • 22:15 - 22:20
    but some have an indicted
  • 22:20 - 22:22
    appeared watches point
  • 22:22 - 22:26
    wow but there's a problem right there
    watching what you have this habit
  • 22:26 - 22:27
    capital
  • 22:27 - 22:29
    on but u
  • 22:29 - 22:33
    is this from two hundred doesn't want to
    come is going to expand this money on
  • 22:33 - 22:33
    port
  • 22:33 - 22:35
    and nestle no-smoking rule
  • 22:35 - 22:39
    yet a weakness yeah i i dot e my time so
    i stopped watching hollywood movies
  • 22:39 - 22:41
    cover-up optician a pin
  • 22:41 - 22:42
    bata
  • 22:42 - 22:45
    you know but you know disruption
    addictive depressed but it's hard to put
  • 22:45 - 22:49
    them on your love a lot more myself i'm
    a like toward you know
  • 22:49 - 22:58
    that we support movies you decide when
    the movie ends
  • 22:58 - 22:59
    you're gonna say
  • 22:59 - 23:01
    you know i think was you know when you
    need but you know what
  • 23:01 - 23:03
    when it comes down to it
  • 23:03 - 23:07
    women like saks they love it it's great
    i treat women well you know i make them
  • 23:07 - 23:09
    have orgasms and let me for that shit
  • 23:09 - 23:13
    gay deep down i'm a nice clementine will
    have a nice guy in dana good way nice
  • 23:13 - 23:14
    guy
  • 23:14 - 23:17
    yeah ever read that thing you know that
    that that when you when you have a
  • 23:17 - 23:18
    we have uh...
  • 23:18 - 23:23
    pineapple images seen a case that right
    now for about ten yet right now i want
  • 23:23 - 23:26
    all these girls on the way i want them
    to enjoy the experience of the self you
  • 23:26 - 23:29
    know but things i hate you don't have
    the you know i think he should between
  • 23:29 - 23:31
    eighteen three five annoying
  • 23:31 - 23:34
    so what i do is up you know i just
    leaves lifetime goal of assignment that
  • 23:34 - 23:35
    and when i'm back in the checks not
  • 23:35 - 23:44
    web reg echo just a kind of my truck
    that suited because i'm a nice guy
  • 23:44 - 23:44
    when i said
  • 23:44 - 23:49
    that's the point
  • 23:49 - 23:52
    it's not that democrats
  • 23:52 - 23:57
    this is an isn't keeping what would you
    agree with one thing understand this
  • 23:57 - 24:00
    women want sex more than we do date how
    many coming at one of you guys got for
  • 24:00 - 24:02
    fucking with how many
  • 24:02 - 24:03
    just one
  • 24:03 - 24:06
    how many are coming to women have
  • 24:06 - 24:08
    women have sex sexual organs
  • 24:08 - 24:10
    and got a good john
  • 24:10 - 24:11
    they've got the clitoris
  • 24:11 - 24:13
    they've got asshole
  • 24:13 - 24:19
    they've got the mouth they've got to
    hear
  • 24:19 - 24:23
    and back to eyeball too much money and
    not that's a lot more than we thought
  • 24:23 - 24:23
    that
  • 24:23 - 24:26
    here at the jet adequate arresting
    officers for
  • 24:26 - 24:28
    precedence for one thousand reason
  • 24:28 - 24:30
    protective make women have sexual
    pleasure
  • 24:30 - 24:31
    that's it
  • 24:31 - 24:33
    occurs doesn't pop and washed dishes
  • 24:33 - 24:38
    backpackers doesn't give bakken doesn't
    he want me it's just a little follow-up
  • 24:38 - 24:39
    exams
  • 24:39 - 24:44
    by the way they don't make that much
    about them of doing it right stuart
  • 24:44 - 24:46
    uh...
  • 24:46 - 24:49
    so when i say it's a bit what they
    wanted at six
  • 24:49 - 24:54
    you what they want
  • 24:54 - 24:55
    in conclusion
  • 24:55 - 24:58
    don't be offended
  • 24:58 - 25:03
    come to the following too much but
    seriously on that's an honor unhappy now
  • 25:03 - 25:05
    is that we've been stroop
  • 25:05 - 25:08
    well i think was a
  • 25:08 - 25:12
    uh... what i felt elbows harmonica prior
    about that yet
  • 25:12 - 25:18
    and the excellent half birthstone that a
    lot of fun
  • 25:18 - 25:20
    well i can
  • 25:20 - 25:25
    i a highlighting was at a disadvantage
    that is that it helps it helps to have a
  • 25:25 - 25:26
    phone one lady in the room but them
  • 25:26 - 25:30
    it helps the nato allies helps and
    you've got a long time on your met onion
  • 25:30 - 25:30
    endorsement request
  • 25:30 - 25:34
    uh... long-time helps from tom muscles
    you know isn't like tom extort money
  • 25:34 - 25:39
    from the as my time
  • 25:39 - 25:40
    that fucking shipwreck
  • 25:40 - 25:42
    actually went to the doctor and i was
    like dude
  • 25:42 - 25:44
    what's with the shortcut it
  • 25:44 - 25:48
    it's bullshit and and that the doctor
    actress erica liu pieces the americorps
  • 25:48 - 25:50
    onslaught
  • 25:50 - 25:53
    uh... as is it you know we can remove
    piece of skin he told me but
  • 25:53 - 25:55
    he would have to wear
  • 25:55 - 25:59
    to speak again
  • 25:59 - 26:02
    was a good point as we stand out in the
    public
  • 26:02 - 26:12
    after have on their it's not that bad
  • 26:12 - 26:14
    now
  • 26:14 - 26:16
    at dublin that up
  • 26:16 - 26:28
    and out popped but
  • 26:28 -
    last instruments like things are going
    out tonight for for
Title:
Sasha Daygame | Stand up Comedy Skit /w Chuck Manslag | Full Length HD
Description:

Subscribe on Youtube: http://t21c.com/12YTr3X
Subscribe by e-mail: http://www.the21convention.com
Follow on Twitter: http://twitter.com/beachmuscles

Chuck Manslag is a stand up comedy character played by real life dating and attraction coach Sasha Daygame, at The 21 Convention 2011 of London England.

Official character bio:

"Chuck used to be absolutely clueless when it came to women. At 27, he'd had enough and embarked on a life-changing journey. After chatting up thousands of girls in various cities around the globe, Chuck shares his wisdom and reveals everything women wanted you to know. Experience the outrageous highs and shocking lows as he shares this tale of debauchery, pain and ultimate enlightenment. Anyone who's ever felt the frustrations of loneliness would be foolish to miss this show!"

Visit Chuck at http://iamchuckmanslag.com/

more » « less
Duration:
26:45

English subtitles

Revisions