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KICKING PRICES DOWN!
WE'RE CHOKING PRICES OUT!
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(KARATE GRUNTS)
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(SAWING NOISES, HAMMERING)
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
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HEY THERE, I'M SIMON FARGUNKEL,
AND FOLKS - I HAVE THE DEAL
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YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
RED SUN RISING - AMNESIA.
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JUST $9.99.
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WE'VE GOT TAPES, WE'VE GOT CDS,
AND FOR YOU BEARDOS,
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WE'VE GOT VINYL,
BUT YOU GOTTA CALL NOW.
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THE NUMBER'S ON THE SCREEN.
YOU GOTTA CALL NOW!
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EVERY DAY IS THE SAME
AND I COMPLAIN ABOUT IT
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BUT I'M ALRIGHT
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BLUE TO GREY IT'S MUNDANE
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT IT
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BUT I GOT THE RIGHT
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AND I'M NOT SICK LIKE YOU
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I'M NOT BURDENED
BY THE TRUTH
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THIS IS IT
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YOUR ONLY ONE
MOMENT IN TIME
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DON'T BE AFRAID
TO EVER LOVE
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LEST THE ROSES
IT THE STONE
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THIS IS IT
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YOUR ONLY ONE MOMENT IN TIME
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RELEASE YOUR GRIP
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DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES
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TAKE A BREATH
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LIFE SHOULD BE TOUCHED
NOT CHOKED TO DEATH
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(LAUGHS) JEN, WHY AM I LAUGHING?
I'LL TELL YOU WHY
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I'M LAUGHING - BECAUSE
WE JUST DROPPED THE PRICE TO $6.99,
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THIS IS THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME.
IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES,
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YOU GOTTA
CALL NOW!
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SLIDE THE X THROUGH THE SQUARE
SO I WON'T FORGET ABOUT IT
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TOMORROWS COME
TOMORROWS COME
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AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT
THINKS THE TROUBLE WITH
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NOTHING IS THAT IT'S FUN
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BUT MAN BEING SICK AS YOU
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I'LL NEVER SEE
THE SHIT YOU DO
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I'M NOT BURDENED
BY THE TRUTH
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THIS IS IT
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YOUR ONLY ONE
MOMENT IN TIME
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DON'T BE AFRAID
TO EVER LOVE
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LEST THE ROSES
IT THE STONE
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THIS IS IT
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YOUR ONLY ONE MOMENT IN TIME
WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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THE ONLY PERSON THAT'S CALL SO
FAR HAS BEEN A BUTT DIAL.
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WHATEVER! $1.99! AND
I'LL SUCK YOUR D !
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DON'T YOU SAID IT
I WON'T FORGET IT
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TIME YOU SAID
IT, SO ADMIT IT
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DON'T YOU SAY IT I
WON'T FORGET IT
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WON'T FORGET IT
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WON'T FORGET IT
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WON'T FORGET IT
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THIS IS IT
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YOUR ONLY ONE MOMENT IN TIME
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DON'T BE AFRAID TO EVER LOVE
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LEST THE ROSES IT THE STONE
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THIS IS IT
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YOUR ONLY ONE MOMENT IN TIME
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RELEASE YOUR GRIP
DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES
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TAKE A BREATH
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LIFE SHOULD BE TOUCHED
NOT CHOKED TO DEATH
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(SPITS) YOU KNOW WHAT? F IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO DOWNLOAD IT ON
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THE INTERNET ANYWAY! AND WE'RE
SO OVERSTOCKED! WE'VE STILL GOT
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TAPES! WE'VE STILL GOT CDS!
AND WE'VE STILL GOT VINYL!
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LIKE WE NEED TO MAKE
A LIVING! I'M DONE!