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Sesame Street: Cookie's Crumby Pictures- The Biscotti Kid (Karate Kid Parody)

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    NARRATOR: The following preview
    has been rated SR for
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    School Readiness.
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    COOKIE MONSTER:
    [MUNCHING LOUDLY]
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    NARRATOR: He was a karate
    teacher looking for a student.
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    MR. MICOOKIE: Want to learn
    biscotti karate?
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    FLY: No, thanks.
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    I take fly kwon do.
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    Hiyah!
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    NARRATOR: He was a karate
    student who wasn't ready for
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    karate school.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: Watch me
    do cookie crane kick.
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    Hiyah!
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    [GROANING]
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    [WATER SPLASHES]
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    NARRATOR: Can Cookie
    Monster become a
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    successful karate student?
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    COOKIE MONSTER: Me not know.
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    Can me?
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    NARRATOR: Find out in
    "The Biscotti Kid."
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    MR. MICOOKIE: Cookie-san, if
    you listen closely, I will
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    teach you the ancient art
    of biscotti karate.
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    And soon you will earn black
    and white cookie belt.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: Oh
    boy, oh boy.
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    Oh, me want that belt so bad.
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    Uh, what me have to do?
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    MR. MICOOKIE: In order to learn
    biscotti karate, you
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    must listen with your
    whole body.
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    Eyes watch.
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    Ears listen.
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    Voice quiet.
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    Body calm.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah,
    yeah, yeah.
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    Me good listener,
    Mr. Micookie.
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    Now show me how to do
    biscotti karate.
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    MR. MICOOKIE: Biscotti
    karate is this.
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    (QUICKLY) Snacks
    on, snacks off.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: (INTERNAL
    THOUGHTS]
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    Oh--
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    MR. MICOOKIE: Snacks on.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: --boy.
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    Look at black and white
    cookie belt.
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    Ohh, me want it so bad.
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    MR. MICOOKIE: OK, Cookie-san.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: What?
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    MR. MICOOKIE: Show me
    biscotti karate.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: Oh,
    me turn, me turn.
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    OK.
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    Me can do this.
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    Snacks in.
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    [MUNCHING]
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    [GROANING]
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    Who this guy?
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    MR. MICOOKIE: This is my other
    student, the Karate Squid.
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    Tell me, Karate Squid, was
    Cookie-san listening with
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    whole body?
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    KARATE SQUID: No, sensei.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: [GROANING]
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    What me do wrong?
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    Why me no get biscotti karate?
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    MR. MICOOKIE: Because
    you weren't
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    listening with whole body.
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    Remember, eyes watch.
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    Ears listen.
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    Voice quiet.
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    Body calm.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: OK.
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    Show me biscotti karate.
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    MR. MICOOKIE: This is
    biscotti karate.
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    (QUICKLY) Snacks
    on, snacks off.
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    Snacks on, snacks off.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: (INTERNAL
    THOUGHTS]
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    Oh boy, oh boy.
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    Me no can help looking
    at cookie belt.
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    Ohh.
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    But at least me can listen
    with ears while
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    me look at the belt.
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    MR. MICOOKIE: OK, Cookie-san,
    your turn.
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    Show me biscotti karate.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: Oh
    boy, oh boy.
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    Me listen this time.
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    OK.
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    Here me go.
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    Snacks on, snacks off.
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    Cowabunga!
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    [GROANING]
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    MR. MICOOKIE: Karate Squid, was
    Cookie-san listening with
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    his whole body?
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    KARATE SQUID: No, sensei.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: [GROANING]
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    But me was listening.
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    MR. MICOOKIE: You were listening
    with just your ears,
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    Cookie-san.
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    You need to listen
    with whole body.
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    Remember, eyes watch.
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    Ears listen.
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    Voice quiet.
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    Body calm.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: Eyes,
    ears, voice, body.
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    Me think me got it.
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    MR. MICOOKIE: I hope so.
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    I shall show you biscotti
    karate one last time.
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    (QUICKLY) Snacks
    on, snacks off.
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    Snacks on, snacks off.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: Eyes watch.
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    Ears listen.
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    (WHISPERING) Voice quiet.
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    Body calm.
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    MR. MICOOKIE: OK, Cookie-san,
    it is your turn.
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    Show me biscotti karate.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: Snacks on.
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    Uh-oh.
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    Where me put it again?
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    Wait!
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    Me listened with whole body.
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    And me remember it
    go like this.
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    Snacks on, snacks off.
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    Snacks on, snacks off.
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    MR. MICOOKIE: Karate Squid, was
    Cookie-san listening with
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    his whole body?
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    KARATE SQUID: Yes, sensei.
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    MR. MICOOKIE: Because he has
    listened, Cookie-san has
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    earned this black and
    white cookie belt.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: [GASPS]
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    Oh, boy.
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    [MUSIC PLAYING]
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    [SINGING]
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    "We have a monster who
    really loves cookies.
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    Love is the crunch of
    cookies that melt.
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    [? Sweetened ?]
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    karate, listen with body.
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    We did it all for this
    cookie belt."
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    MR. MICOOKIE: From now until
    the end of time or until
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    someone else plays you in the
    sequel or the remake, you
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    shall be known as the
    biscotti kid.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: Cowabunga!
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    [MUNCHING]
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    NARRATOR: "The Biscotti Kid,"
    look and listen for it at a
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    theater near you.
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    COOKIE MONSTER: [MUNCHING]
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    [MOTORCYCLE REVVING]
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    [MUSIC PLAYING]
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    [SINGING]
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    "Rhyming through this
    world on a bike.
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    Words end the same.
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    They sound alike."
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Title:
Sesame Street: Cookie's Crumby Pictures- The Biscotti Kid (Karate Kid Parody)
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Duration:
05:20

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