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HELLUVA BOSS - WESTERN ENERGY // S2: Episode 4

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    (fancy cafe music playing)
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    (siiiiips)
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    Stolas.
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    Stella.
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    (siiiiips)
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    (siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips)
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    C U Next Tuesday.
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    Witch.
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    Auuuugh!
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    FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!
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    Why did you insist on meeting me here?
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    Aaahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce.
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    I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more... compensation.
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    After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely you owe...
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    Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal.
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    This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage.
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    As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue.
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    [Suspenseful music]
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    Up yours!
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    Stellaaaa, for fucks sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!
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    (Breaking glass)
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    [sinister music]
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    [Gunshots]
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    Hyaaaagh!
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    Oh dear... this is worrisome
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    [Bird Ringtone]
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    Oh shit. Stolas!
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    It's really not a good time buddy...
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    Stolas: I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again Blitzy but um...
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    I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch.
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    I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment
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    Pffft lucky bitch...
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    Stolas: Um, well no, rather unlucky
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    Stolas: I seem to have been stolen by that little cowboy friend of yours
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    Ohh, which one?
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    How many cowboys do you know? (to stolas) What does he look like your highness?
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    [Western musical sting]
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    mmm... Sexy?
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    That's Striker sir!
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    Oh for fucks sake! Can't you just get away? Arent you powerful?
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    I believe he has me bound with blessed rope, which limits my ability to free myself I'm afraid.
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    So, I think you should come save me.
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    Oh shit Stolas, I can't today alright? I'm sorry.
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    I-I'm literally on my way to take Loona in for her very important Hellbies S. H. O. T.
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    It takes years to book an appointment at this place, it took five to get this one.
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    and she's been doing a lot of field work so you know, she needs it
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    Oh, ha ha, well I do agree that is very important... but I-
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    Striker: Would you shut up already? I can hear you by the way.
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    Don't worry about your lanky birdy... He's in good hands.
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    Striker: (evil laughter)
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    Oh shit...
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    Am I in danger right now?
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    Gaaagh... Damn it
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    MILLIE: Sir, let me an Moxxie handle this one.
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    Okay, are you two sure you've got this alone?
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    We can do it sir, together we are a lethal combo
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    And we both have a score to settle with that dickhead
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    Alright, well hurry. Stolas sounds like he might be in real shit this time.
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    And knowing THAT guys aesthetic, my money's that he's in Wrath.
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    Now get your asses down there and look for some cowboy crap or something
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    Come on Loonie, come on this'll be over lickity split alright?
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    Christ on a stick! Of all the days for him to get his stupid feathered ass kidnapped-
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    I have waited five fucking years for this appointment!
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    FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE!!!
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    Hi. The fuck you looking at?
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    Heya toots, I'm here for that S. H. O. T. for my Loonie Toonie
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    (laughs)
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    The what?
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    Ugh, the B. U. L. L. SHIT that my daughter has to get every year that you -
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    M. O. T. H. E. R. FUCKERS only allow us to schedule every five years
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    How the fuck you fuck up that bad anyway Titty Haver?
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    Oh I can't spell...
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    I can't read either
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    The fucking Hellbies shot you fucking reeeeeeee-
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    -eeeeeeally can't say that word anymore.
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    The appointment is under Blitz
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    uuuuuuuhm, I don't see any Blitz on the list
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    With and "O" it's silent you fucking-
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    OH! an "O" right here yep, yep.
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    Blitzooooo, Blitzoooo
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    Yes well, we will be ready for her in just a bit. Please take a seat Mr. "O"
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    Perf
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    (Dog whimpering)
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    Oh don't worry Loonie. It's okay, It's just one little prick, you wont feel it.
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    Ew, don't say that, it sounds vulgar.
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    Excuse me?
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    Pervert!
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    [Striker's Theme Song begins]
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    Lyrics: "He's galloping over the dusty planes"
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    "Even the cacti know his name"
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    "If you don't want to die don't cross his path"
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    "The best assassin in the ring of Wrath"
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    "He's Striker! He's Striker"
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    "Sure shootin, darn tootin, his name is Striker"
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    "Gonna bring that bird back to his lair"
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    "With his magic rope and his western flair"
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    "He's very good at causing pain"
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    "And he loves to ride on the choo choo-"
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    "Dirty dealin"
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    "Prince stealin"
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    "He's a villain"
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    "Striker!"
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    "He's fast and strong and tall and mean"
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    "The foulest imp you've ever seen"
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    "He'll break your bones to hear 'em crunch"
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    "He like's to eat Pâté for lunch"
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    "He's Strik-"
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    "Striiikeeeeeer"
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    "ohhhmmm yeah yeaaaeeeyaaa
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    "He's Strike her"
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    "heeeee's stryiiiker, he's-"
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    SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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    I'M TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING JOB-
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    YOU COMIN IN HERE SINGING ABOUT ME FOR THE-
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    MILLIONTH!
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    FUCKING!
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    TIME!!!
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    LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU FREAKS!!!
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    How does one get their own theme song?
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    Soooo, nice weather we're having huh?
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    Look mommy! They let fire toads in here!
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    The fuck did you just call me?
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    Mother: It's not polite to call them that to their face honey-
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    wait until we're in the car
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    You got a problem with me C. U. next tuesday?
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    (Gasps)
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    There is a child present you filthy Wrathian
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    Oh I am not from Wrath bitch
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    Also, my kids here too, and I dont think she would appreciate you calling her father...
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    "Things"
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    Is there any way we can reschedule for a time when less of the unemployed rabble are out
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    Oh please, I bet the hardest work you've ever done is convincing your husband that little shits his.
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    Oh yeah, and what do you do that's SO important
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    Me? Oh I kill people-
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    How does a two for one special sound whore?
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    MR. "O" the doc will see your hound now.
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    Moxxie: Crumbs!
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    I'll grab the gas Millie, go and see if anyone's seen Striker anywhere.
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    Biker: Hey queer boy!
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    You stealin my hat?
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    What?
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    Same hat.
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    Oh sorry. My wife just just put this hat on my head...
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    You know, because it was... hot... outside...
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    Saaame. Haaat.
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    (sighs) So we're doing this, huh?
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    MILLIE: Howdy boys!
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    Y'all seen this mother fucker riding around here?
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    (Singing) He's galloping-
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    NO NO! No singing just a yes or no please.
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    Yeah, he lives out by the bad man lands, in the old train tunnel, near the mine shafts.
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    Very outlaw aesthetic, ya cant miss it.
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    Thank you kindly
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    Come on Moxx! We got a lead!
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    Stolas: So, my wife paid you for this hmm?
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    Wouldn't a holy bullet have sufficed?
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    Or could you not afford those?
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    I was paid to give you the real royal treatment
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    Your wife must really hate you (laughs)
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    You have no idea-
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    - So... train tracks... really?
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    Seems a bit cliché doesn't it?
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    Its a classic.
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    Is the giant statue of yourself also a classic or...
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    (Irritated hissing)
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    Heh, are you seriously judging me right now? Stolas: I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick this badly.
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    Look, not every ring is some fancy ass city, with some fancy ass mansion- -that only fancy ass royals get to live in.
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    Some of us have hard lives to live
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    And some of us have everything we care about taken away by fuckers like you.
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    I have no-
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    Aaagh!
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    Aaaah
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    Striker: YOU don't get to talk over me
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    I don't have to listen to your bullshit
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    All you royals every do is try to talk over us
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    Don't bother trying your little eye trick on me
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    Those ropes aint gonna let you do anything
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    Got something to say about that your-
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    HIGHNESS!
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    Well, you seem to be forgetting-
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    -You are working for a royal
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    Right-
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    NOW!
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    [Bones breaking]
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    Blitz handles me rougher than that in bed... nice try
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    Blitzy's knife is bigger, and hits sooo much deeeeper
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    Striker: Being a smartass hmm?
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    Cause once I split your neck open and let you choke on your own blue blood
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    You won't be worth any more than the tombstone you'll be buried under
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    Blitzy says far dirtier things to me with much sharper objects at my throat.
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    (deep breath)
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    Welcome Bingo! And this-
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    -must be Tuna
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    Loona, yeah, and you can hurry up please.
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    She's isn't a fan of shots, so lets try to make this quick, for all of our sakes
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    Oh come now, it can't be that bad
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    I see hellhounds every day and there hasn't been ONE thats caused any issue.
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    (Growls)
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    Yep right there, told ya dipshit.
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    Andrealphus: So earlier...
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    that assassin...
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    Was that you?
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    mmm guiltyyyyy!
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    Yeeeees it waaas
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    You silly minx, you. (laughs)
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    Though, you know...
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    If your husband dies, it wont turn out well for you
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    He'll be dead! Why wouldn't it?
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    Because my dear sister, you've already produced an heir.
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    when he dies, his duties, his possessions, his legions, it will all pass to...
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    Via...
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    Soooo, if you kill him you would...?
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    Laugh?
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    HA!
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    NO YOU STUPID COW! YOU'D GET NOTHING!
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    Ugh, you're SO lucky you're attractive...
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    Agh! Well what do you propose we do? He wont leave me anything willingly-
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    -he hates me almost as much as I hate him
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    Hmm, well this kind of situation is extremely unique.
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    A Goetia has never behaved like this before...
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    But with him alive, we have options, opportunities... Eternity is a long time my dear
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    I say we bide our time, and wait for the chance to gain the upper hand.
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    Ooooh, but I want him dead so badly!
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    And he will be, in time, my fiery vixen...
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    But patience first.
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    Now call off your mangy stray
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    Uuugh!
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    Striker: Well this has been fun...
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    but every good thing has to come to an end.
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    Shame you won't see your kid again
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    Don't you dare breath a word about my daughter
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    Oooh... Finally hit a nerve huh?
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    I swear if you go near her I will destroy you
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    Big talk
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    But just that... any last words Goetia?
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    Blitz... will...
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    That rodeo clown told you he aint coming
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    Nobody is coming-
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    [Phone rings]
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    Yello?
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    Stella: Change of plans darling, I need the prick alive.
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    I'm kinda in the middle of killin him...
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    Stella: Well stop it-
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    - we need him alive to get some affairs in order
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    Stella: I will pay you more to spare him and bring him to us
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    Uuugh...
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    Yes ma'am...
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    Stella: Glorious!
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    Well... good news for you feathers
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    Your royal C. U. next tuesday says she don't want you dead no more.
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    buuuut she didn't say what condition you had to be in.
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    I think these reds might be a pretty trophy
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    Can't have you seeing me again can we?
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    [Car horn blares in the distance]
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    [Country fight song begins playing]
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    [Music changes to bubblegum pop]
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    Blitz: OW sorry!
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    [pop song ends, dramatic score begins]
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    (Feral Howl)
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    Oh I remember how easy you are to choke the life out of little one
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    Ooooh...
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    Harder...
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    You cowboy PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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    Moxxie: Fuck...
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    Oh Crumbs! we have to get him to a hospital!
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    Oh good, you guys actually managed to-
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    Ugh!
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    [Soft Piano]
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    Moxxie: Uh, sir... are you okay?
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    Oh peachy, yeah no, todays been wonderful
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    What the fuck was that about
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    Stolas got hurt bad
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    Stolas got what?
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    How?
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    He can get HURT?
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    [Somber music begins playing]
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    Revisions by Hunter Braly
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    "Ballad of Striker" Written by Andrew R. Butler!
Title:
HELLUVA BOSS - WESTERN ENERGY // S2: Episode 4
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Striker exists and things sure do happen.

WARNING: for Comically large needles.
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Duration:
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