Greek God Rap

♫ Rap music ♫

Well, gods and goddesses of Ancient Greece

our fame and power will never cease.

Mount Olympus is our home

but we reign over earth

where the humans roam.

My name is Zeus

lord of all

lightning and thunder obey my call.

I'm the lord of the sky and I call down the rain.

Earth is just part of my vast domain.

My name is Hera - I'm Zeus' wife.

For his many scandals
have brought me strife.

I'm powerful and gorgeous -
a mighty queen.

But when I get jealous,
I'm CRAZY mean!

My name is Hades.

I'm the god below.

I rule over death;
I bring sorrow and woe.

Zeus is my brother and I tried to be kind,
but I'm filled with greed,

and I changed my mind.

My name is Athena -
I'm the goddess of sage.

I'm very wise, and I never age.

I like the potter's wheel,
and I like the moon.

I have a wise owl that -- lives in my room.
Owl hoots

My name is Aries; the god of war.

Wherever I go, you can hear me roar.

I love my dogs, and I love my spear.

My sister, Athena, is always near. Hehe.

My name is Poseidon - god of the sea.

All of these waters depend on me.

I carry a trident; I make the surf roll.

The waves and the tempest
are the things I control.

I'm Artemis, honey; hunting at will.

My arrows are sharp,
and they're set to kill.

Protecting the young I preside over birth.

Everyone I've cared for
bring life to earth.

Baby coo

I'm Apollo, and Artemis is my twin.

When I'm holding my bow, I always win.

I rule over music and poetry, too.

And the things I prophesy
always come true.

My name is Aphrodite - goddess of love.

My beauty is famed both below and above.

I rose from the foam
of the surf of the sea.

Hephaestus is my man,
but everybody wants me.

My name is Hephaestus - the god of fire.

Although I'm lame, I never tire.

Armor and weapons are what I've got.

'Cause my bellows are blowin',
and my forge is hot.

I'm Demeter, and agriculture is my thing.

I brought man grain,
and I make birds sing.

Persephone, my daughter,
can make things sprout.

Fertility for us is -- what it's all about.

My name is Dionysus - the god of wine.

I love to drink, and I love to dine.

I bring lots of joy but I also bring rage.

And I love to watch actors
when they take to the stage!

My name is Hermes - I move real fast!

I guide dead souls
when their times have passed.

I bring notes from the gods,

and my friends are sweet,

but I've helped with the man,
and got wings on my feet.

From Mount Olympus, we made our plans.

We held mans fate in our powerful hands.

Our time has passed;
Ancient Greece is gone.

All these stories and songs -
our fame lives on.

♫ Rap music fades ♫