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Robin Banks and the Bank Roberts - Gun Fight - Ep. 2

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    Nachooo Punch!
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    Robin Banks and the Bank Roberts!
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    Is that like stecca?
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    Alright, everybody listen up!
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    Get your d*cks on the ground! Let's go!
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    Why are you holding your gun like that?
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    Cuz' it's cooler. (scoffs)
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    (sighs) You can't pull that off.
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    Wha-? Well, your way's boring.
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    Just lookin' at it makes me bored.
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    -(pretends to snore)
    -Yeah?
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    Sleepy
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    Well, my mommy says only boring people are bored.
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    You know what? Fine.
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    Let's settle this.
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    What do you think?
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    -Excuse me?
    -Which way is cooler?
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    -This--
    -(hostage shrieks)
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    -Or this?
    -(hostage shrieks louder)
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    Uh...I-I think they both look very cool.
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    Uh-uh. Nope. Classic cop out. You gotta pick one.
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    -Um..I, uh, well, um...that guy's way--
    -(gun shot)
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    (hostages all scream)
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    -Okay.
    -She was gonna chose me!
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    You're never gonna know.
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    What about you?
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    I'd rather not answer.
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    -Why?
    -Because I think you're gonna shoot me.
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    What?! Because of that?
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    No, that was something totally different.
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    I shot her for completely different unrelated reasons.
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    -Come on, pick!
    -Come on!
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    This or this?
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    I'm not comfortable answering.
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    I'm not gonna shoot you.
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    Y-You don't understand. This is
    really not that important to us.
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    We're just trying to pass the time. Come on!
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    You gotta give us your answer!
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    I mean, we're all friends here!
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    (robber) Aren't we?
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    Doesn't...totally feel like it.
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    Okay. I know for you, right now, you're like,
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    "Ah! I'm getting held up at gun point!"
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    But for us, it's a job. We do this everyday.
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    It's like tying your shoe or brushing your teeth
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    or jerking off into a coin pond. It's the same.
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    -(hostage) OK.
    -So, come on. Just pick one.
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    Which hand held gun style's cooler?
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    Mmm-mmm! I'm so cool!
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    Check me out, I look like a bad ass!
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    Uh...fine, uh...I like...his.
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    (laughs) Yes! Yes!
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    Thanks, buddy.
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    I respect your input, sir.
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    This is very good for me, thank you.
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    Thank you. You know, I just
    want to get one more opinion.
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    I just wanna get one more.
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    Sir? What do you think?
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    -Uh...
    -Hold one one second. (gun shot)
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    -(hostages shriek)
    -What's that?
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    -So what's your favorite part of sex?
    -(laughs coyly) I don't know!
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    -Mine's h*mping.
    -(gasps) You are so bad!
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    I don't know.
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    -Well, that's all of it.
    -Okay, great. Thanks, sweetie.
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    -Uh-huh. Call me.
    -Alright, of course. Absolutely.
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    Alright, guys. Let's get ou--
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    What the hell, guys?!
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    -Sorry.
    -You killed everyone?
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    We did.
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    Oh.
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    Oh. This is unacceptable!
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    You just can't--why're you holding your gun like that?
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    (robber) What do you mean?
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    I like when you do the sideways thing.
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    I think it looks cool.
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    -I knew it!
    -Ugh.
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    -I told you, man!
    -God, leave, man.
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    I frickin' told you, dude!
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    -(gun shot) Yeah!
    -Stop! Let's go!
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    Suck on that one time, bro! Uh!
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    Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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    Nachoooo Punch!
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Title:
Robin Banks and the Bank Roberts - Gun Fight - Ep. 2
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Things get heated during a bank robbery when Bobby and Robert debate over what's the coolest handheld gun style.

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Created and Written by:
Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen

Director -- Matt Aselton

Executive Producers:
Andrew Reich
Ted Cohen

Executive Producers:
Marc Marrie
Mal Ward

Producer -- Mark Grossan

Cast:
Robin -- Michael Mosley
Bobby -- Tony Cavalero
Robert -- Josh Zuckerman
Customer 1 -- Kirstin Eggers
Customer 2 -- Jamison Reeves
Customer 3 -- Adam Nagata
Cute Teller -- Kate Reinders

Director of Photography -- Corey Walter

Production Designer -- Victoria Morris

Edited By -- Geoff Hounsell

Casting -- Alexis Koczara & Christine Shevchenko

Music by -- Stephen Robert Phillips and Tim P..

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:53

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