Pizza and Blood [Not for Children] | Pica kaj Sango [Netaŭgas por Infanoj]

Hello all

I'm Evildea. Your god.

and today I'm doing two things

First, I'm going to the cinemas

to see the new film from the
Harry Potter universe

I've already forgotten its name

but after that, I'm going to the
Esperanto pizza night

this time, I'll film the pizza because
I know a few of you have complained

that I haven't filmed the pizza
in previous films

So, this time I promise to film it
for you

because you think I'd
lying about that?

Here's the film I'm going to watch
Fantastic Beasts

Hello!

We just watched your videos

Oh cool

I'm going to subscribe to you

Oh thank you

I like you're videos too

So, I've just arrived at
the Esperanto house

I watched the film

I think it was good
not especially good

I don't know how to describe it

the content was interesting

but if it wasn't linked to
the Harry Potter series of films

I might not have liked it

I like the Harry Potter universe

but this film wasn't particularly good

In fact; all the Harry Potter films
weren't that good

I really liked the books but the films
were created for children

not for people who really grow
and evolve etc.

I don't know what I want to say

it was a good enough film,
I guess

So, for you my viewers

because you're always complaining
that I don't film the pizza. Here it is!

There really is pizza
- The pizza isn't a lie

The T-shirts!
They're so beautiful

Look.
Models everywhere

Yes yes yes ...

Awesome!

She's not wearing a shirt!

for you!

Hello friend!
What's happening?

Hello!

What are your dreams?

I want ...
well, not even to eat really

Eating is a waste of time

I want ...

Instead of eating, what?

Kiah, this is your moment ...

Yes I know ...

You need to give
some brilliant idea!

but ... shit ...

Cut that!

So, what are your dreams?

My dream is to save the world,
of course!

Zamenhof-style?
or really save the world?

At least I could have thought of that,
but ...

You can't even get out of bed in time?
How could you save the world?

Well, I get up earlier than you!
shit ...

Continue talking to me

In that case,
Kiah and you will prepare ...

Next weekend

better episodes?

We need to load and edit it

So, they're now watching a film
from the Congo

it's an Esperanto film

So, it's interesting to just see
how things are going

in the Esperanto community in that
part of the world

because many people don't know
that Esperanto

of course, isn't just a European thing

Oh shit come here

I want to film it

F**k you!

Kiah tried to hold his d**k
but accidentally broke it

and that's the blood from it

No ... no ... no ...

Kiah, I'm almost certain that
Zamenhof never imagine this situation

Zamenhof is a bird ...

For my viewers who don't know ...
He named his bird, Zamenhof

Yes, and here's a
really bad behaviour bird

He's always squawking
he hasn't yet cursed me but

I know that he's cursing
in his bird language at me, mainly

and he is a big d**k head

and his name is Zamenhofo

So, I have a first aid kit for
Kiah as he's a d**k head

Move f**ker

For you ...

Thanks ...

The druggies life

Show the other side

druggies life ...

and look at that!

... that's why I need my last
f**king smoke ...

Give me your hand

Ahhhh s**t

Where did you cut?
There?

I have no idea

S**t, there's so much ...

But how did you do that?

because I was trying ...
I was trying to cut my weed

and suddenly, some d**k head
decided to jump in the room

and say, "Oh what's happening?"

Oh really, who?

YOU!!!!

I can't even do this!

Esperanto for every situation!

I have no f**king clue what
I'm doing right now!

I'm the worst doctor ever

Sorry, Dmitry

Yes, that looks terrible ...

but, but ...
I've helped a lot!

I've wrapped it!

He hasn't helped at all!

I blame him ... he did this!

Perhaps, it would be easier to
cut off the finger

We need to cut it off

Give me a second!

S**t!

I'm sorry my friend

but we have to amputate it

Too much time has passed

I'll amputate you!

not just your finger!
not just you d**k!

all of you!
I'll amputate you!

Your finger is so fat now!

It looks like Lachlan's little d**k

Damn! what a great pizza night!

Oh, please help me!

I'm so close

Look what I've done already with
one hand!

This ... please do it ...
I'm begging

Someones?

IDOOOOO!!!

Say, I'm a dog

I'm not a dog

So, we're at the end of the night now

and we need to go home

and Lachlan is there

There's a staircase there and
I want to push him from it

Oh s**t ...

Terrible ...

Twice ...

We just ...

We just tried to move Lachlan
but he's too fat

and Kiah accidentally dropped his
wheelchair

and then started bleeding a bit

Lachlan broke his shoe