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Episode 6: "The Golden Cousin"
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- Gosh! I'm dead!
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- Really?!
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- I'm dead tired, you idiot!
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- I spent the whole day cleaning up
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- Didn't Excelsa help you out?
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- I'm disabled, boss
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- Yes, totally disabled to even move a finger
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- No, sir! Not there! That's the dishwasher's place
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- But we don't have a dishwasher.
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- Exactly. That's the problem
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Everyone has one, except us!
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- Nonsense. I do have a dishwasher.
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Wash this for me.
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- You know, the neighbors have just bought a dishwasher
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It's quite modern and it can even check your e-mail
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- Really?
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Then go to "mell"!
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- I need a dishwasher
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My hands are so rough
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that I can even light a match, look!
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- Federica, you know we can't afford it
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I can't even afford the Cruz Azul team t-shirt that I've always wanted.
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Okay, you can come out now, my son.
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- Really, dad?
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- Yes, you're not grounded anymore.
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But if you don't want me to ground you again
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don't go out without a sweater, okay?
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- I promise
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- Cool down my soda. Grab it well.
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- Where's Junior?
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-He's watching the radio
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since the TV is broken
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- Why don't you work overtime to earn more?
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you should ask for a raise. Act!
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- But I do.
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You know I invested all my money yesterday
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- Ludovico, you bought a lottery ticket
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- You see? You don't believe in me
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- We'll never get anywhere at this pace!
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No one is going to knock at our door
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to give us a fortune!
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- Ludovico! I found you at last!
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Federica! So nice to see you!
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Hey, I took the freedom to bring you some gifts
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- You shouldn't have bothered.
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- A new dishwasher for you, Federica.
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- A Cruz Azul team t-shirt for Ludovico
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A sweater for Ludoviquito
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And a TV for... what's the name of the boy
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you adopted?
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- Sshh! It's my son, Junior.
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Don't let him hear you, he's 12 and quite sensitive
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- I didn't know what to get Bibi
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She's so weird
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- I'll pick you up later to take you to the airport, okay?
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- You know, I'm here on a business trip
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Where are my nephews?
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- Kids! Come out to say hi
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- Guys, let me introduce you to your...my...his...
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Oh! Oh! Let's play a little game
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Whoever guesses your uncle's name gets a kiss
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- You're so funny, cousin
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Kids, I'm your Uncle Golden
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And we're going to have a great time
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You're so cold, honey
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What plans do you have for the weekend?
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Why don't we go on a cruise? It's on me
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- Cousin!!
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- You two are the only family I have
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- You dropped the bread, honey!
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- No, I didn't it. I'm not having bread
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- You did drop it!
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- Where did your cousin come from?
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- I thought he was your cousin.
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- I don't remember him. He must be your cousin.
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- You're right. He invited us to a cruise
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and he brought gifts, so he must be my cousin!
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My family's very generous
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And you'd better treat him well, you hear me?
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- How come we never met you before?
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- That's a long story, right cousin?
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- Very long indeed.
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Let's not talk about it now.
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- What do you do, uncle?
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- Your parents know that I love to show off my job
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Go ahead, cousin, tell them about it
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- No, you tell them
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- Tell us, ma'am
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- Tell them about the firm I have
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- Of course! Your uncle has a lovely farm!
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- No, I meant the law firm
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She's so funny
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We're going to have a blast in the cruise
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Get ready kids! In a month we're going to Disneyland!
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- Yes! Yes!
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- MY cousin is great
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- YOUR cousin? Everyone in your family is stingy
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I'm sure he's my cousin
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- I'll prove to you he is MY cousin
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- You'll love my yacht
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In fact, another yacht can fit in the swimming pool
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- Here, some salad for MY favorite cousin.
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- Oh cousin, you're an excellent cook
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- He's so educated. Everyone in my family
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is very educated
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-Hey Ludo. How's your business going?
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- Great. Yesterday I invested all my money in a new business
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- You're such a hard-worker
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Kids, you must follow your father's steps
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- He has sense of humor. We all do in my family
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- What side of the family are you, uncle?
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- What do you mean which side?
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- It's obvious
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- Of course he's my cousin.
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- He's disgusted just to think about it
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- I think he didn't like the food
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- Of course! No one in my family likes your cooking
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- No, you see? He did like my cooking
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- So, what's the problem, cousin?
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- He's playing mime
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- Just as playful as everyone in my family
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- No! This is not a game!
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- Bibi, why do you have to spoil everything?
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Why cant' you be a normal girl??
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- Ma'am, it's getting cold
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- Hold on a sec, we're playing
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- How many words?
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- 3 words!
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- Is it a movie?
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- I swear, it's getting cold
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- Wait, wait.
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- He's choking!
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- He's choking with a piece of meat!
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- "He's choking with a piece of meat"?
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I don't know that movie. Is it a porn movie?
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- The return of the living dead!!
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- My uncle just choked!!
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- OH gosh! He needs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
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- Not so quickly! You filthy!
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- You do it, then!
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- Stop arguing, he's dead
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- Dead?!
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- I told you it would get cold
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- Ludovico, what are we going to do with YOUR cousin?
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- MY cousin? So now he is MY cousin, right?
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- Of course! Only he would die like this
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He's as imprudent as everyone in your family
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- Let's look at his wallet
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Maybe we can find something out
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- Good idea
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- A traumatologist's business card
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- He is your cousin! No one in my family is traumatized
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- A membership for stripping club
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- You see? He's from your family
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I'm sure he was coming from your mom's show at the club
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- His heart! It's a heart attack!
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- No, it's his cell phone, it's vibrating
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- Who's going to answer?
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You're the man in this house, you answer!
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- Now I'm the man, you're always complainig...
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- Answer you dumb ass!
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- Why me? You do it!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- You!
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- Enough!
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- Hello?
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Yes, uncle Golden?
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He can't talk right now
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- Something came up and he had to leave
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-Who's calling?
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His lawyer?!
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- I'm here to get Mr. Golden!
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-It's death! It's death!
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- NO, it's me, the driver.
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- Open
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- But...but if...but
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Sit him up!
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Help me out
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- Hi! Mr. Golden! What happened to him?
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Something came up
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- Mr. Golden! Is he dead?
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- Yes, a little.
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- No!!! Why??!!
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He was so happy to have found his family!
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He was such a good person!
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He left all his fortune to you!
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- Cousin!!
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All of it?
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All of it!
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That night...
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Sir, bring more flowers
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MY cousin would've like that so much
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- The most expensive ones, okay?
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MY cousin deserves the best
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- You were both his cousins
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Doesn't matter what side of the family he was from
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- Why do you always have to contradict us?
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Why can't you be a normal girl?
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- Can't you see what we're going through?
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We're about to get a fortune!
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- We are nothing
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But now I'm going to be so rich!
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- May he rest in peace
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While I rest in Miami in my yacht
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- Nothing is going to make up for this loss
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not even the house in Miami, or the ranch, or the Ferrari
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whose registration has been paid already, I hope
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- Stop, honey.
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I know it's painful
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- Yes, this is a bad moment
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- A terrible moment
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- But I'm his lawyer
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- You're here to talk about the will?
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-Yes
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He named you universal heirs
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- He was so generous
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- But he barely was able to find you
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so he couldn't sign or formalize the will
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So all of the fortune will go to charities
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- This can't be happening
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This can't be happening!
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Why?!
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Why!!
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- Calm down, Federica!
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- Why?! You had so much to give!
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- That's right, he was so virtuous!
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- Shut up!
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- You're making a scandal!
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- Why now, when I needed you the most?!
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- I feel sorry, too!
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- Shut up!
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-Al right, al right!
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But one must let go
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- Cousin! Wait!
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It's time for the cremation
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-Okay, that's the best.
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Take him, take him
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- Calm down, mom. You're making a scandal!
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- We'll never recover from this
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- Never! Truly never
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- I still seem to hear his voice
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- Dad, did my uncle go to heaven?
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-Help! I'm burning!
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- Definitely not to heaven
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- Where's the P.Lush Family!!
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-Thanks, honey
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-You're welcome, baby
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- I think we learned a good lesson
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- What lesson, dad?
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- I don't know, but I guess there must be one
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- The lesson is that with or without money
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we're together as a family
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- You're so pretentious
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Why can't you be a normal girl?
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- At least YOUR cousin stopped the lawsuit
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-But only because we promised
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not to get closer than 2 miles from him
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-No, the good thing is that we got to keep the gifts
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now we have a dishwasher
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-Actually, we have to dishwashwers
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- I finished washing the dishes, sir
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- Now continue with the bathroom