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Looks like we're finding
out what a true hero is.
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The Mayor himself will be on hand to
dedicate the new homeless shelter
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and unveil the statue
of Captain Hammer.
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It's a good day to be homeless.
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It certainly is.
-
So they say Captain
Hammer's become a crusader,
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political, he's cleaning
off the streets.
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About time.
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So they say that
it's real love.
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So romantic.
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He signed this.
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So they say we'll have
blankets and beds
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we can open by Monday
thanks to you.
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Thanks to me.
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It's the perfect story.
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- So they say.
- A heroe leading the way.
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Hammer's call to glory.
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Let's all be our best.
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Next up : who's gay?!
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So they say he saved her life.
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They say she works
with the homeless
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and doesn't eat meat.
We have a problem with her.
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This is his hair.
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This is so nice.
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I just might sleep at
the same girl twice.
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They say it's better
the 2nd time.
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They say you get to
do the weird stuff.
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We do the weird stuff.
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This is perfect for me.
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So they say.
I guess he's pretty okay.
-
After years of stormy
-
sailing have I
finally found the bay.
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He's still not picking up.
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There's no happy ending.
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So they say.
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Not for me anyway.
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Shoud I stop pretending?
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Take the chance to build a
Or is this a brand new day?
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This is his dry-cleaning bill
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for his sweater vest.
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And in just a few minutes,
-
we'll unveil the statue
of the man himself.
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Thank you.
-
Thank you.
-
Justice has a name.
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And the name that it has,
besides justice,
-
is Captain Hammer.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
-
your heroe.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, Mayor,
for those kind words.
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I hate the homeless.
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...ness problem that
plagues our city.
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Everyone should
have the basic...
-
You know what?
I don't need tiny cue cards.
-
When I fell deeply in love
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with my serious long-term girlfriend
Penny. Wave your hand, Penny.
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There she is. Cute, huh?
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Sort of a quiet nerdy thing.
Not my usual but nice.
-
Anyway...
-
She turned me on to this whole
homeless thing which is terrible.
-
And I realised
-
I'm not the only hero
in the room tonight.
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I'm not the only
one who's fighting.
-
It may not feel too classy
-
begging just to eat.
-
You know who does that?
Lassie.
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And she always gets a treat.
-
So you wonder what your part is
-
'cause you're homeless
and depressed.
-
But home is where the heart is.
-
So your real home's
in your chest.
-
Everyone's a hero
in their own way.
-
Everyone's got villains
they must face.
-
They're not as cool as mine
-
but folks you know it's
fine to know your place.
-
Everyone's a hero
in their own way.
-
In their own not
that heroic way.
-
So I thank my
girlfriend, Penny.
-
Yeah, we totally had sex.
-
She showed me there's so many
-
different muscles I can flex.
-
There's the deltoids
of compassion.
-
There's the abs of being kind.
-
It's not enough
to bash in heads
-
you've got to bash in minds.
-
Everyone's a hero
in their own way.
-
Everyone's got
something they can do.
-
Get up, go out and fly
-
especially that guy,
he smells like poo.
-
Everyone's a hero
in their own way.
-
You and you and
mostly me and you.
-
I'm poverty's new sheriff
-
and I'm bashing in the slums.
-
A hero doesn't care if you're a
bunch of scary alcoholic bums.
-
Everybody !
-
Everyone's a hero
in their own way.
-
Everyone can blaze
a hero's trail.
-
Don't worry if it's hard.
-
If you're not a frigging
'tard you will prevail.
-
Everyone's a hero
in their own way.
-
Everyone's a hero in their...
-
Look at these people.
-
Amazing how sheep will
show up for the slaughter.
-
No one condemning you, lined up
like lemmings you led to the water.
-
Why can't they see what I see?
-
Why can't they hear the lies?
-
Maybe the fee's too pricey
for them to realize,
-
your disguise is slipping.
-
I think you're slipping.
-
Now that your saviour
is still as the grave
-
you're beginning to fear me
-
like cavemen fear thunder
I still have to wonder
-
can you really hear me?
-
I bring you pain,
the kind you can't suffer quietly.
-
Fire up your brain,
-
remind you inside your
rioting society is slipping.
-
Everything's slipping
away so...
-
go ahead, run away,
say it was horrible,
-
spread the word, tell your friends,
tell 'em the tale,
-
get a picture, do a blog.
Heroes are over with.
-
Look at him! Not a word!
Hammer meet nail.
-
Then I win,
then I get everything I ever...
-
All the cash,
all the fame and social change.
-
Anarchy... that I run.
It's Dr. Horrible's turn.
-
You people all have to learn.
-
This world is going to burn.
-
Burn ! Yeah, it's 2 "r".
H-O-R-R... Burn!
-
No sign of Penny. Good, I would
give anything not to have her see.
-
It's gonna be bloody.
Head up, Billy buddy.
-
There's no time for mercy.
-
Here goes no mercy.
-
That's not a good sound.
-
WAY!!!
-
A death ray!
-
Looks like Dr.
Horrible's moving up!
-
Let's see if this one works
any better than your others.
-
Don't!
-
I don't have time
for your warnings.
-
You give my regards
to Saint Peter
-
or whoever has his
job but in hell.
-
Oh, I'm in pain!
-
I think this is what
pain feels like.
-
Oh, mamma!
Someone make it stop!
-
Get out of my way!
-
I gotta get out.
-
Penny! Penny!
-
Penny!
-
Billy?
-
Is that you?
-
Penny, hold on. Oh no.
No, no, no, no!
-
- Are you alright?
- Hold on.
-
It's okay. It's okay.
-
Captain Hammer will save us.
-
Penny!
-
Penny...
-
Dr. Horrible!
-
Why did you kill her?
Dr. Horrible!
-
Here lies everything,
-
the world I wanted at my feet.
-
My victory's complete.
-
So hail to the king.
-
Arise and sing.
-
So your world's bening.
-
So you think
justice has a voice
-
and we all have a choice.
-
Now your world is mine.
-
And I am fine.
-
...in my heart and it hurts...
-
Now the nightmare's real.
-
Now Dr. Horrible is here.
-
To make you quake with fear.
-
To make the whole world kneel.
-
And I won't feel...
-
a thing.