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Everytime I play Sekiro

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    That was a good fight now, where do I go from here?
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    Are you sure about that?
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    "Welcome to a vision of Japan" wait what the fuck "unlike anything has experienced before" was that a chicken ?
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    What
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    That shinobi at the bottom of the well, we didn't shackle him restrain him nothing that doesn't worry anybody
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    Not at all. Never mind
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    Lock on, jump and plunging attack
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    Oh fuck
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    Oh shit
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    My arms gonna get cut off. Fistful of ash, go!
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    Sekiro I want to die twice follows the story of a shinobi known as the wolf
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    Why are you crying?
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    Because I'm sad
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    What are you sad about? I don't know where the Lord Sakuza is
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    Or what he's doing "what the fuck is Lord Sakuza?" I don't know
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    You you bitch
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    The wolf's prosthetic arm changes how he fights
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    This mysterious shinobi tool can be outfitted with an arsenal of powerful items
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    Of course the Fistful of ash. Fistful of ash, oh fuck me
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    Fuck me
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    That's
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    Oh that is so fast
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    That was pretty easy combat in sekiro shadows die twice require strategy
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    Okay
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    Just skip phase one and now phase two,
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    What what
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    That was easy
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    Fuck this just let's get out fuck
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    Take the plunge you won't die. Uhh, okay
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    So this guy is like an NPC summon, yeah beat him up
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    Oh he's dead
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    Won't the video get blocked for having died on the title. Well
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    Maybe if i peek in this corner-
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    Fuck this
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    In sekiro shadows die twice, you won't survive every encounter but death is not always defeat
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    The wolf has his limited ability to return from the dead using Resurrection
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    guys, remember frenzy from blood-borne?
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    well, instead of 70% of our whole
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    It's 100%
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    And it's unblockable
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    Again ?
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    Nice
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    That was a pretty good fight I didn't have to Snapseed but I guess like he said I find a cowardly wolf here
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    No sign of him though a broken an incompetent shinobi living in disgrace. I'm sure I'll run into him at some point
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    Is he talking all about me? Oh
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    oh, yeah,
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    I want to die
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    Because this is what it does it appeals like the male fantasy
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    Fine
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    And he's best
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    That is a big-ass chicken
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    Fuck piece of shit
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    Here we have Sir Artorias even has the flip and that
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    block and yeah
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    What the fuck I seek the mortal blade. Do you know of the blade that cannot be drawn?
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    Yes, it is so called for not one who has drawn it has ever survived
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    That wasn't so bad Oh
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    Nevermind shinobi of the divine ere we meet again. It's this guy again
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    behold
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    the second mortal blade
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    Let me guess another face yeah. Oh it's just a custom
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    Okay, one more face maybe two
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    Fuck this
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Everytime I play Sekiro
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