Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series (YGOTAS): Episode 16 - Fanservice

Also known as "the episode only Kroze likes"...

And that's probably for the Keith fanservice.

Gentlemen, behold.

In order to take part in the semi-finals,

you will each need to hold one of these two cards.

Man, I don't have either of those cards!

How am I supposed to win the prize money now?

Hey, Joey, betcha wish you had one of these.

Yug, are you givin' me that card?

Well, I would, but then I remembered the time you stole a piece of my Millennium Puzzle.

So I figured, no, you don't get my card.

Instead, I'm just going to rub it in
your face that you're such a loser.

I never knew you could be such an asshole.

You know what they say, Joey.

Payback's a bitch.

I'm tormenting you!

Gimme that freakin' card!

["Kawaita Sakebi" - JP OP]

Good night, everyone.

I hope my evil alter-ego doesn't wake up in the
middle of the night and molest any of you.

Because that tends to happen a lot.

Go to sleep, you limey pansy.

Guys, is it just me, or is Bandit
Keith trying to stalk us?

Oh, just ignore him.

This outfit is the perfect camouflage.

I'm like a chameleon.

An American chameleon.

I think it's time for some fanservice.

Nyeh, nyeh.

Oh, Kaiba, your dragon is so big.

I'm a dog! Woof, woof.

Man, what a night.

I wonder if Téa's thinking about me right now?

Man, what a night.

I wonder if Yugi's sexy alter-ego
is thinking about me right now.

[knocking]

It's him! He's come for me!

I knew he couldn't resist me for long.

Take me, O Card Game Master!

Oh, it's just you two.

We had a bad dream.

Can we sleep with you tonight?

I don't want to sleep with a girl!

Nobody cares about what you want!

My mummy does.

I've been thinking,

I don't know about you two,

but I'm not happy being
just a minor character.

We never get any screen time.

All we do is stand in the background
and watch people play card games.

It's time we took matters into our own hands

and made a name for ourselves as main characters.

That's dangerous talk, Tristan.

We can't risk upsetting the natural order.

Who knows what could happen?

I don't care.

All I know is we deserve to have
our very own episode.

So while the main characters are asleep,
we're going ot have an adventure.

It'll be just like *The Goonies*.

Can I be Cory Feldman?

No, I'm Cory Feldman!

But you're always Cory Feldman.

When do I get to be Cory Feldman?

Shut up!

From now on, your name is Chunk.

Can I be River Phoenix?

River Phoenix wasn't in *The Goonies*.

He wasn't?

Then which was the movie where
they all went to find a dead body?

That's *Stand By Me*.

Oh.

Hey, guys, can we go find a dead body?

That sounds like an adventure to me.

I'm surrounded by wankers.

Yuuugi. Yuuugi.

Oh, just wake up, for God's sake.

Grandpa! Is that you?

Of course it's me.

Who else do you know who talks like this?

Well, could you please keep it down?

I'm trying to sleep!

Yuuugi, follow my increasingly annoying voice.

This had better be good, old man.

I was dreaming about card games.

Yuuugi!

And stop saying my name!

Okay, it's been ten minutes and
I haven't seen a single dead body.

I'm starting to think this whole idea was stupid.

Hey!

We can use this rope to hang Bakura.

Then he'll be a dead body!

That never happened in *The Goonies*.

Well, it should've.

More fanservice.

Now, it's time for some Bandit Keith fanservice.

In America.

["Oh Yeah" - Yello]

Grandpa! Where are you?

I'm down here, you ungrateful little punk.

Hey, how's it going?

Gramps! Are you okay?

Of course I'm not okay!

You put me in a home!

What?

No, I didn't!

Yes, you did.

You couldn't stand the sight of me anymore,

so you had me sent away.

I swear, kids these days.

They have no respect for their elders.

Grandpa, you're not in a home.

You've been kidnapped.

What?

Pegasus put your soul into a card,

and now he's forcing me to duel him
in a tournament to rescue you.

WHat?

Grandpa, is your hearing aid switched on?

What?

Just a second, I think my hearing
aid isn't switched on.

And now my hand is broken.

Whoa, Nellie!

My God, it's full of cards.

Yugi, Yugi, give me your answer, do.

I'm half crazy all for the love of you.

By the way, this is a 2001 parody.

...afford a carriage.

But you'd look sweet upon the seat

of a bicycle built for two.

Gah! This is a f**king bizarre episode!

Oh my, look.

She's beautiful.

Who do you suppose it is?

Maybe she's Pegasus' wife.

No, seriously, who do you suppose it is?

What are you three doing here?

This room is for main characters only.

Oh no, it's One-Eyed Willy!

He's come ot protect his treasure!

I'm afraid you've all seen too much.

I can't have people thinking I'm straight.

So I'm just going to have to discipline you.

I knew trying to be a main character was a bad idea.

This is all your fault, Chunk!

Unh. What happened?

Can you guys hear chanting?

Ooh ga, ooh ga, ooh ga chaka

I can't stop this feelin'

Deep inside of me

Ooh!

Girl, you just don't realize

What you do to me.

Holy @#$% on a @#$% sandwich with @#$% on top!

This is the funkiest Satanic ritual I've ever seen.

How dare you interrupt my big musical number?

I'm so cross, I think I'll send
you to the Shadow Realm.

He wants a virgin sacrifice!

Quick, Téa, have sex with me.

It's the only way to stop him.

Hell no, I'm saving myself for Yugi.

I mean, marriage.

It's useless to resist.

After all, you're just minor characters,

making you totally expendable.

What's this?

I sense a main character inside
Bakura's Millennium Ring!

That's right, Pegasus.

And now I'm going to use my powers to pretend
this episode never even happened.

That's just how evil I am.

What a nightmare.

I dreamed I spent the whole night
putting up with Bakura.

[snoring]

You snooze, you lose, dweeb.

I claim this card in the name of America.

Fanservice!

Now, it's time for some Bakura fanservice.

Eh--

Oh, bugger, it's the credits already.

Oh well, maybe next time.

I'm Egyptian!

No, you're not.

Bahhh!