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- (children) Kids react to viral videos!
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This episode: How Animals Eat Their Food!
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♪ (gentle classical music) ♪
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- He's drinking out of a baby cup.
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- (man) Let's see
how animals eat their food.
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- Yes, I love this video.
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(slurping)
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(slams cup down)
- (man) Watch closely.
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MOO!
(wham!)
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(laughing)
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- (laughing) Oh, wow. Yeah.
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Totally how cows eat their food.
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- (slams table)
- (giggles)
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- (repetitive slamming)
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- Why is he smacking the table?
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- Wow, I wasn't expecting this.
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- (noisy munching)
- Oh my god!
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- That's not real.
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- (man squawks noisily)
- Oh!
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- (imitating whale song)
- (slam!)
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- (giggles) Did you see that?
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- (laughing)
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- "Groundhog?" He's gonna pop--
I knew it! I knew it.
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He was gonna pop up.
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- The other guy's just so solemn.
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- I feel bad for that guy.
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- (laughing) Kangaroo!
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- Isn't that where the baby is?
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- He just hops on it. OH!
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- The boxes!
- The boxes.
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- "Flamingo."
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- (laughing) What is he wearing?
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(wham!)
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- (bellowing loudly)
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- (loud clatter)
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- (bellowing loudly)
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- (loud clatter)
- (laughing) Wow!
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- Oh my gosh!
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- (offscreen laughter)
- You can hear them laughing.
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- What-- what just happened?
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- How many concussions has he had?
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- Can I watch it again?
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- (children) Question time!
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- (Finebros) So what was that video about?
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- Uh, how animals eat their food.
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- (in tandem) How animals eat their food.
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- Teaching you how to-- how animals eat.
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- That guy having horrible manners
and eating like an animal.
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- (chews noisily)
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And he was bumping into tables!
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- (Finebros) What was
your favorite animal that he did?
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- Flamingo.
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- Flamingo.
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- The rhinoceros.
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- The T-rex.
- Alligator.
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- The most famous one was tyrannosaurus rex.
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- (Finebros) Can you recreate
one of them for us?
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- (slaps wall)
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(screams)
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- (Finebros cracks up)
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- (chews viciously)
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- (growls)
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(shrieks)
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- (feeble growl)
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- (slams table repetitively)
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- (Finebros) Nope!
- Here's the rhino.
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- (Finebros) Be careful.
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- (angry squeal)
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- (Finebros) So how did this guy do in terms
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of really teaching you how animals eat?
- So horrible.
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- The tyrannosaurus rex doesn't eat salad.
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- That wasn't really a good job.
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I feel like that's an insult to animals.
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- Correct me if I'm wrong,
but I don't think
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he was really trying to be serious.
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- (Finebros) And what do
you think of the main guy
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that acts like the various animals?
- Coo-coo!
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- He was crazy.
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- I think he's psychotic.
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- He's weird. He's... he's like me.
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- He did a fun movie,
and he made people laugh.
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- ♪ Young and wild and free ♪
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That's the song that came to mind.
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- I want to grow up and be just like him.
MisterEpicMann!
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- (Finebros) What makes him so funny?
- Eating.
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- Out there, like he's very crazy.
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- Like, no adult drinks from a baby bottle.
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Only babies do.
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- He's willing to get a lot
of concussions for comedy,
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willing to break into tables for comedy.
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- (Finebros) What was the other guy
doing the whole time?
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- Just eating.
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- He was calmly just eating.
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- He was eating a salad very gentleman-like.
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- He was like, "So what? I don't care."
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- (Finebros) But what would you do
if you were sitting there,
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trying to eat, and somebody was doing this?
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- I would get up and leave!
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- Goodbye.
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- I'd demand another table.
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- I would slap him.
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- Yell at them.
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Like, "Why are you doing that?"
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- "Get off the table?
What are you doing?"
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- I would've jumped on the table like him.
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I would've done that too.
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- Climb on his back and eat him to death!
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- (Finebros) What would
your parents say if you did this
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at the dinner table one day?
- ♪ Coo-coo princess, coo-coo princess ♪
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♪ Please stop the coo-coo princess ♪
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- "Don't make me clean it up!"
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- "Go eat with the dogs. Go. Get."
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- "Who are you and what did
you do with my daughter?"
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- Mmm, maybe ground me.
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- "You're grounded!
You have horrible manners!"
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And they might probably take
some toys away from me.
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- (as mom) "Everhet, you have no manners!
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If you go on eating like this,
you'll represent your family wrong!"
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And my dad would just be
sitting there and be like,
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"Yes, son, you cannot eat like that.
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It is very bad.
Learn from your mother!"
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- (Finebros) And what type
of table were they using?
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- They were eating on a box table.
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- Box table.
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- Cardboard boxes under a tablecloth.
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- I thought it was an actual table at first,
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so I thought he was gonna
cause brain damage to his face.
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- (Finebros) Why didn't
they have a real table?
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- I dunno.
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- They didn't have enough money to buy it
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or maybe they just want to save money.
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- They're probably more expensive
than getting a bunch of boxes,
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'cause the boxes you can
go to Costco and get for free.
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- Because they don't have a real table.
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They're big kids and they need one.
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- 'Cause that would've been so painful.
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- He'd get a concussion or something.
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- (Finebros) And how many people
do you think have seen this video?
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- Ten?
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- Mmm, a thousand-something?
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- 20,000?
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- A million.
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- Three million.
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- Like five million?
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- (Finebros) It actually
is over 50 million people.
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- What?!
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- What the heck?
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- What? What?
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People have a lot of time on their hands.
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- (Finebros) Why do you think THIS video
would have that many views?
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- Because it's funny. It's cool.
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- People just like to laugh
at stupid things.
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- Nobody knows why a person
would run into a cardboard table!
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- That's the internet.
It doesn't make sense.
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- They don't say a lot,
so anyone could watch it, I guess.
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- Everyone's seen those animals.
They're very common.
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- It's hilarious!
- Yeah, it's very funny.
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- You can have funny while being cheap.
- Mmm-hmm.
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- It doesn't have to be
a billion dollar project.
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(clang!)
- (Finebros) Truth!
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And do you want these guys
to make another video like this?
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- Yes.
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- Yeah.
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- Yes!
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- Yes, I want to make millions of them,
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and I want to have those videos.
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- No.
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I don't want to see animals like that ever.
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- (Finebros) What animals
would you want to see them do next?
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- A dragon. (roars)
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- A squirrel. (chattering)
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- A chicken!
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Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Baw-kak!
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Bawk! Bawk. (bawking continues)
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- Tigers.
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(munches loudly)
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- Velociraptor.
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Stegosaurus, and a terror bird.
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The biggest type of hedgehog.
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The biggest alligator--
crocodile in the world.
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I want to see them do every animal!
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- Goodbye!
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- Goodbye. (lows like cow)