This Drink is Embarrassing

It takes a big man to drink from a chalice.

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CAST
Zac Oyama
Grant O'Brien
Mike Trapp
Matt Cordova

CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Zac Oyama
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
1st AC - Dawson Taylor
2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson
Gaffer - Vince Valentin
Key Grip - Andy Fronczak
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
Production Designer - Rick Mader
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
Production Intern - Kristie Lee
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Editor - Michael Schaubach
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Ryan A. Kelly
Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol

- You guys are gonna love this place.

- It's so close!

- Yeah, it's good beer too.

- Welcome to the Bad Elephant gentlemen,

you guys ready to order?

- Yeah, can I get the Dusty Showboater Ale

- Sure.

- I will have the Angry Goatface Porter.

- Nice, you're gonna love it.

And you?

- Uh yeah, I'll have the um,

The Crocodile Bunker Stout, yeah.

- Sure.

- Sorry, what's that?

- Uh the Crocodile Bunker Stout.

- Oh, uh, what's the glass?

- That's a chalice, that's
the glass we serve it in.

- Oh yeah, okay, yeah.

You know what?

I think I got it confused.

I meant to order the
Eye of the Storm Saison,

that's what I meant.

Thank you so much.

Sometimes you gotta lay down
the law, you know what I mean?

- Sorry about that, the
Eye of the Storm Saison,

Op, almost forgot.

- No, sorry, which one is?

This is the Eye of the Storm?

- Saison.

- Zach if you want to, just get that beer.

You don't have to prove
you're a man with your glass.

- I don't, I don't want that.

I don't want some fruit
flavored beer, you know.

I want a beer that tastes
like dirt, like you guys.

So joke's over, which
is what it was and yeah,

I'll take what he had.

- We're outta that.

- I'll take that one then.

- Actually, we're out of both of those.

- You're out of both of those?

- Yeah, yeah, keg's empty so.

- I'll have the Rock Dragon Hammerhead.

You can give this to
some girl or something.

- You got it.

- What are you doing? 40?

- 40's the new 20.

- Brave Man Swamp Monster, that one.

- Okay, you got it.

- Swamps are known for their--

So much stuff in there.

I'll have the Rusty Nail Cask
Ale instead of this, actually.

Got it wrong, oops.

You know what, I actually meant the

Dusky Oakblood Pigscale, that one.

The roses are driving?

- They're working the pedals.

(laughter)

- Guns Are Cool Sex with Hot Girls.

Wrong again, someone else can drink that.

How are those?

- Great.
- Good, yeah.

- Cool.

("Twinkle Twinkle Little Star")

- You know what?

I'll take the Powerful
Rage Filled Uncle actually.

- Trouble picking a beer over there?

- Yeah, I guess it's, sometimes--

What is this?

- To drink that one, you kiss it.

- You know what, I think
I'm done with beer.

I'll have an Old
Fashioned, how about that?

- [Bartender] Sure.

- Yep, going on to liquor, Old Fashioned.

Feeling like liquor tonight,
gonna get a little crazy, cool.

- Op almost forgot.

Old Fashioned.

- Cheers guys.

- Cheers.

- Hi it's Zach from College
Humor, thanks for watching.

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