Honest Trailers - Deadpool (Feat. Deadpool)

Alright, alright

we're doing f-(beep)-ing Deadpool!

Hold your f-(beep)-ing horses

Jeez

We weren't going to f-(beep) into Deadpool

F-(beep)-k

From the same actor and studio

responsible for this

Comes the film that might finally

let us forgive them

for this

Deadpool

Captain Deadpool

Suit up for the R-rated film

that you had to be 17 to see

but 16 to fully appreciate

(fart noise) Hashtag driveby

In Fox's hugely successful comic book movie

that never would have been made

if someone behind the scenes didn't fearlessly

leak the test footage

and even then

still never would have been made

if fans hadn't demanded Fox grow a pair

and release the entire movie

Watch as this accidental hit

out-grossed Thor

Captain America

The Amazing Spiderman

Guardians of the Galaxy

Every X-Men movie

and Batman v Superman

Likely prompting a new wave of R-rated

superhero films

So, when Aquaman starts throwing out

sperm whale jokes you know who to thank

Holy crap! Deadpool?!

No, it's Rhythm Nation era Janet Jackson

Yeah! I'm motherf-(beep)-ing Deadpool

Wow

You're showing up in your own
Honest Trailer?

That is so meta

Well, it's kinda my thing

Shall we?

Let's do this!

Meet Wade Wilson

A pansexual hitman with a heart of gold

and his fiancée Vanessa

a hooker?

Escort. With a heart of Gold

When cancer sends Wade into Weapon X's

non-union equivalent

he'll turn into Deadpool

A wise cracking, indestructable psychopath

who will do anything

to get his fiancée back

Except talk to her

Which woulda been way too easy

causing the movie to end in like,

20 minutes

Instead follow along

on Ryan Reynold's epic quest

to look like Ryan Reynolds again

as this immortal Tucker Max

battles villians

that pose no real threat to him

Full of my signature fourth wall breaking

Think Ryan Reynolds got this far

on his superior acting method?

90's pop culture references

"Nothing compares to you"

Sinead O'Connor, 1990

And more dick jokes than you can

shake a sackful of dicks at

Cockshot! ..... Cockshot!

In what feels like a really expensive,

longer episode of Family Guy

You (laughing) are about to be killed

by a zamboni!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

Which season of Family Guy

are we talking about?

Let's say....

fourth?

Oh, ok, I can take that

So prepare for a story

that, much like its hero,

wants to have it both ways.

Hngh nope, no

Where they will beautifully

make fun of all the

superhero genre's cliches

Superhero landing!

While giving you the same old

conventional love story

and a by-the-numbers revenge plot

we've seen a million times before

Woah, woah, woah

simmer down there big boy

By-the-numbers?

The F-(beep) is the supposed to mean?

Hey I said I liked it in the beginning

I think it's fair to point out

some flaws too

Oh fair?

Do you think I give a moist

bag of soggy b-(beep) lint

about fair?

Deadpool is the highest grossing

R-rated movie of all time!

Except for Jesus.

Errrrrrm

Everyone is sucking my d-(beep)-k now

and you sure as sh-(beep)-t should be too

you back ass twaddle f-(beep)-k

and what the f-(beep)-k

is with these beeps?!

You know kids watch these videos, Mr Pool

Kids f-(beep)-ing love it when I curse

Sh-(beep)

f-(beep)-k

f-(beep)-bag

Turboboner

Man, that felt good

Look, the only reason I am even here

is to promote Deadpool

which is now out on DVD and Bluray

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Like anyone still buys those glorified

f-(beep)-ing drink coasters

So let's be real, Honest Trailer Guy

I'm way too big of a deal

to be slumming it in some

played-out web series

sigh yeah

commenters do say we're not as funny

as we used to be

Now, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

That's a show I should do

Hey, hey, hey

Can I listen to you do the honest names?

I love that part

Honest names?

You know, the bit you do at the end of

your videos that we errr

quote "borrowed" for our opening credits

Well, at least you're admitting it

Let me show you how it's done!

Great, just make it snappy

I have to crank out some

Deadpool Reacts videos

now those brothers aren't

suing people anymore

(singing) Teenage Mutant Nega Sonic

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Can I do this one?

Sure, it's all yours

And, as the fetid testicle wrestler

Van Even Wilder

Oh oh that went good

Oh I see what you did there, good one

Great, now don't ask me to do this again

for Deadpool 2

I'm serious

Okay, do you have Wolverine's number

by any chance?

Yes I do

I've got it in my phone under the name

Jean Valjean

Can you give it to me?

No.

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Honest Trailers

Thanks again to Deadpool

for slumming it up in our dumb

internet video

To hear about how we pulled this off

and see some bonus Deadpool jokes

that didn't make the final cut

click the box to the right

to check out our honest commentaries

on Screen Junkies plus

And be sure to click the other box to see

the Russo brothers give their honest reaction

to our Winter Soldier honest trailer

Now, lets get to the only reason

you're still listening:

Hastily typed user comments

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