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- In other words, you're a college man.
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She'd like to have seen you land a job
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with a little more status
attached to it, is that it?
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- I guess that's part of it.
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- But not all of it?
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I think maybe I can
understand how she feels.
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And maybe she's right, Culver.
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It's awkward having a
policeman around the house.
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Friends drop in, a man with
a badge answers the door.
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The temperature drops 20 degrees.
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You throw a party and the
badge gets in the way.
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All of a sudden, there isn't
a straight man in the crowd.
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Everybody's a comedian.
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"Don't drink to much" somebody says
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or the man with a badge will run you in.
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Or "How's it going, Dick Tracy?"
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"How many jaywalkers did you pinch today?"
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And then there's always the one wants
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to know how many apples you stole.
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All at once you lost your first name.
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You're a cop, a flat foot,
a bull, a dick, John Law.
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You're the fuzz, the heat.
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You're poison.
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You're trouble.
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You're bad news.
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They call you everything.
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But never a Policeman.
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Maybe she's right.
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It's not much of a life
unless you don't mind missing
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a Dodger game because
the hotshot phone rings.
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Unless you like working
Saturdays, Sundays, Holidays
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at a job that doesn't pay overtime.
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Oh, the pay's adequate.
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If you count your pennies,
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you can put your kid through college.
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But you better plan on seeing
Europe on your television set.
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Then there's your first night on the beat,
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when you try to arrest
a drunken prostitute
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in a main street bar
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and she rips your new uniform to shreds.
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You'll buy another one
out of your own pocket.
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And you're going to rub
elbows with all the elite-
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pimps, addicts, thieves, bums, winos,
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girls who can't keep an
address, and men who don't care.
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Liars, cheats, con men,
the class of skid row.
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And the heartbreak.
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Underfed kids, beaten kids,
molested kids, lost kids,
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crying kids, homeless
kids, hit and run kids,
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broken arm kids, broken
leg kids, broken head kids,
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sick kids, dying kids, dead kids.
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The old people that nobody
wants, the reliefers,
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the pensioners, the ones
who walk the street cold,
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and those that try to keep warm and died
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in a three dollar room with
an unvented gas heater.
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You'll walk your beat and
try to pick up the pieces.
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Do you have real adventure
in your soul, Culver?
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You better have.
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'Cause you're going to
do time in a prowl car.
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Oh, it's going to be a thrill a minute
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when you get an unknown trouble call
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and hit a backyard at two in the morning.
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Never knowing who you'll meet.
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A kid with a knife, a pillhead
with a gun, or two ex-cons
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with nothing to lose.
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And you're going to have
plenty of time to think.
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You'll draw duty in a lonely
car with nobody to talk
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but your radio.
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Four years in uniform,
you'll have the ability,
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the experience, and maybe
the desire to be a Detective.
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If you like to fly by
the seat of your pants,
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this is where you belong.
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For every crime that's committed,
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you've got three millions
suspects to choose from.
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Most of the time, you'll have few facts
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and a lot of hunches.
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You'll run down leads
that dead-end on you.
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You'll work all night stake-outs
that could last a week.
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You'll do leg work until
your sure you've talked
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to everybody in the state of California.
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People who saw it happen
but really didn't.
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People who insist they
did it but really didn't.
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People who remember,
those who try to forget.
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Those who tell the truth, those who lie.
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You'll run the files until your eyes ache.
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And paperwork?
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Oh you'll fill out a
report when you're right.
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You'll fill out a report
when you're wrong.
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You'll fill one out when you're not sure.
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You'll fill one out listing your leads.
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You'll fill one out
when you have no leads.
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You'll make out report on
the reports you've made.
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You'll write enough words in your lifetime
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to stock a library.
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You'll learn to live with
doubt, anxiety, frustration,
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court decisions that tend to
hinder rather than help you-
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Dorado, Moore, Escobedo, Cahan.
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You'll learn to live with
the District Attorney,
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testifying in court, Defense Attorneys,
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prosecuting Attorneys,
Judges, juries, witnesses.
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And sometimes you're not going
to be happy with the outcome.
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Maybe your girlfriend's right, Culver.
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But there's also this.
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There are over 5000 men
in this city who know
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that being a Policemen is
an endless, glamorless,
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thankless job that's gotta be done.
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I know it too.
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And I'm damn glad to be one of them.