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Annoying Orange - Fake 'N Bacon

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    -Hey! Hey, Banana! Hey, Banana, hey!
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    -Are you talking to me?
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    -Duh. Of course he's talking to you.
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    -Because you're a banana, remember?
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    -Oh, totally. I forgot.
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    -A banana that's forgetting she's a banana?
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    That's bananas! [laughs]
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    -Orange, they're not really fruit.
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    -What? You mean they're vegetables?
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    -No. I mean they're not real.
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    Look at their skin. It's all shiny.
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    They're obviously plastic.
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    -I think you mean "spastic." [laughs]
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    -And then Stacey was like,
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    "OMG, your boyfriend is a total zucchini-head."
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    -OMG, like, what did you do?
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    -I reacted like any real fruit would,
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    because I'm a real fruit.
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    -So am I.
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    -We are real fruits.
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    -Did everyone hear? We're real fruits.
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    -More like "fo-real." [laughs]
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    -Do you know how many calories are in one orange?
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    -Probably like, too many to count.
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    -Correct.
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    -Hey! Hey, fake banana!
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    -How many times do I have to tell you?
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    I'm a real banana.
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    -Sorry, it must've "slipped" my mind. [laughs]
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    -Ugh! This orange is starting to get on my nerves.
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    -Uh-- unless real fruits don't have nerves.
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    -Right, in which case, forget everything I just said.
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    -Fake banana, hey, fake banana!
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    -What do you want?
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    -Orange you glad I said "banana"? [laughs]
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    -No. Not at all, actually.
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    -Hey! Hey, fake fruits! Hey!
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    -(all) What?!
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    -Fruit flies.
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    -Ah! No! Flies! Ugh, stay away!
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    -Ah! Oh no! Please stop.
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    -Yeah, we're, like, uh, totally totally scared of fruit flies.
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    -[woodenly]: Stop it, stop. Oh.
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    [fruit flies cough]
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    -Whoa! They're dropping like flies! [laughs]
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    -Yeah, because... that's what flies do.
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    -Because they are real flies
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    and we are real fruits grown from real plants.
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    -Yeah, manufacturing plants. [laughs]
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    -[scoffs] Just ignore him.
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    Winners like us don't have time for losers like him.
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    -You guys win? I thought you tie.
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    -Tie?
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    -Yeah, it says right there. "Made in Thailand."
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    Get it? You tie. [laughs]
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    -Stacey, your stamp is showing.
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    -OMG, OMG!
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    -Stace, get it together. You're totally letting us down.
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    [pop!, others scream]
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    -Whoa! Talk about an eye sore. [laughs]
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    -These things happen to real fruits.
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    -Uh-huh, they totally do.
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    -I, too, am a real fruit.
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    [pop!, others scream]
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    -Nah, I think you guys are just trying to save face.
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    [laughs] -[groans]
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    -Hey look, I'm a fake fruit cyclops, too.
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    Grr! [laughs]
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    -I am not gonna tell you again. We are real!
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    -Oh, well, I guess you're not "real" scared
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    of what day it is, then, huh?
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    -And what day would that be?
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    -Recycling day.
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    [all scream]
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    Ugh! Talk about taking out the trash. [laughs]
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    Hmm... you look familiar.
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    -I can't believe we were recycled into a pig.
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    -Do you know how many calories are in a pig?
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    -I guess you must've had some "plastic" surgery. [laughs]
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    -[groans]
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    -Hey! Hey, Fake N' Bacon. Hey, Fake N' Bacon, hey.
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    -What?!
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    -Hammer!
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    [shattering]
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    Ugh! Talk about plastic explosives. [laughs]
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    -[beeping]: Hey! Did someone say "plastic explosives"?
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    -Uh-oh.
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    -[groans] Why is everything always exploding?
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Title:
Annoying Orange - Fake 'N Bacon
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:40
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