Do You Speak English? - Big Train - BBC comedy

excuse me, excuse me. Sorry.

Do you speak English?

No I don't. Sorry.

Ooh. My car has broken down and I

wondered if you could tell me

where to find a garage.

Well, you know that's wasted on me,

I don't, I don't understand

what you're saying.

You don't speak any English at all?

Not a word, no.

That's one of those things I wish

I had paid attention at school, but um

excuse me, excuse me Sir.

Do you speak any English?

English? No, what's the problem?

I don't know.

I cant understand her.

Hi. My car has broken down

and I need to find a garage.

No , am so sorry.

I didn't understand

that at all.

Alright well, thanks

Tell you what, if you go down that way,

about half a mile there's a village

um, there might be somebody there

that speaks English.

[speaking in German]

Am sorry if we do not help

Yeah sorry about that.

Hey, you never know. Next time
you're over,

maybe we'll have learnt a bit of English
for you.

[speaking in German]

Thanks anyway.

I can speak English.
So can I. hahaha