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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
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- Counter Strike: Global Offensive?
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Oh man.
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- I've heard of the game. Never played it.
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- I've never really played it.
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I watched the ESL CS: GO
tournaments all the time.
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- I haven't played it a little bit.
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The amount of practice and time
that people put into this game is insane.
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- (FBE) Counter Strike
is an objective-based online multiplayer
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first-person shooter,
and we're gonna have you play online
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with strangers.
- All right.
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Dude, online is hectic.
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- I don't enjoy online games
because the people who play these games
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are masters at them already.
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- (FBE) We're gonna have you play
two matches of the game mode
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Team Death Match, and try to get
as many kills as you can.
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- Okay.
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- Let's do this.
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- Let's go!
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- God, I'm gonna suck at this so bad.
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- Oh, that's the map.
Okay, I should probably study that.
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- I haven't played this map before.
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This is a newer map,
so I'm gonna be completely lost.
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When I used to try
and get my friends into this game,
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I would tell them
just watch a couple videos,
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learn the main maps,
'cause it's so important.
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- (FBE) Current settings
have random weapons on.
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- All right.
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- (FBE) You can turn it off with F3
or choose your weapon with B
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right after you spawn.
- M4A1 is my gun of choice.
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It's not fair if I can't have my M4.
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Now I just have to use an AK.
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- (FBE) Go ahead and pick
whichever team you wanna be on.
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- "Counter Terrorists,"
'cause who likes to be bad?
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(loading rifle)
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- This is so slow. Oh my god.
(faint gunfire)
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Oh Lord. Okay.
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(gunfire)
- A-- ah! Oh, wait, wait, wait!
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Oh, he's on my team.
(laughs) Oh my gosh.
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(shooting)
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- Ah, that's my teammate. Gosh.
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(faint gunfire)
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(blasts rifle)
- (softly) Oh.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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- Die. Dah-- okay.
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(giggles)
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I like how the chickens exploded.
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(shooting)
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- Wait!
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No!
(firing)
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
Oh-ho, shoot!
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(firing)
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- Oh.
(glass shatters)
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
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It's been a while.
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(firing)
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(enemy groans)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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(distant gunfire)
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(blasting gun)
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
(blood splatters)
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- So far, so good. (laughs)
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(firing)
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(bombs explode)
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- For the record, I have
no experience with this game.
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(scrolling)
- Let's go with the AWP.
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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- Cool.
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Oh, I like this one.
Press F3.
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- All right... (muttering).
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(enemy firing)
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(slicing knife)
- Come on, suck it!
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(enemy groans)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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Damn, this guy sucks!
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(firing)
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(distant gunfire)
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- Did I not just unload on his face?!
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(footsteps)
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(enemy firing)
- Oh, Jesus!
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All right.
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- Oh, there's one. There's one.
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There's two.
(firing)
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(in game: death groan)
I died.
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(exhales)
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Okay. (groans)
I don't want the sniper.
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(firing)
(in game: death groan)
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Why do they spawn me
next to three enemies?
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What kind of spawn trap is that?
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(firing)
(in game: death groan)
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They spawn me to three more enemies.
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Okay.
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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I killed 'em!
Wait... I killed a guy.
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(enemy groans)
- Oh!
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Oh!
(firing)
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- OH!
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(respawning)
- Okay, you know what?
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I'm gonna redeem myself here.
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(gun blast)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
Boom.
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(gunfire)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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No scoped. Let's go.
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Oh! No scoped again.
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- Wait, stop. Shh!
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
Exactly. EXACTLY.
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(gunfire)
(in game: death groan)
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- Ugh.
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- Fast?
(firing)
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♪ (kill chimes) ♪
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Come here. Come here.
Come here, bitch.
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Come here, bitch.
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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(anxiously) Reload!
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Yeah, bitch. Triple kill.
[Bleep] with me.
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(gun blasting)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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- (devilishly) Heh heh heh.
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- Ooh-hoo-hoo! Look at this!
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Look at this!
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Ooh. (tsks)
Dang it.
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God, every time I open my fricking mouth.
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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- Spray control.
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Gotta get that spray pattern down.
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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- That's a good spot.
Oh my gosh.
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(gunfire)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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There we go.
(gunfire)
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Come back. Come back!
I'm just waiting.
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I'm camping right now.
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There's someone right in that corner.
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(gunfire)
(in game: death groan)
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(snickering) He's just looking at me.
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(footsteps)
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(heavy gunfire)
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(in game: death groan)
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(faint gunfire)
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The trigger finger
on a mouse is SO different
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from doing it on a controller.
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- I'm doing okay.
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I think I'm not a burden to the team.
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I'm sure there are others
who have died more times than me.
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- Now I have a shotgun,
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so it should be much easier
to kill these people.
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(whistling)
(blasting gun)
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
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(gun shot)
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(gun shot)
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- Oh, I didn't even--
I thought that was my friend.
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Dang it.
- (announcer) Counter Terrorists win.
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- Well, not too bad.
Just easin' on in.
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23 and 14.
Yeah, it's all right.
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I wasn't-- usually, I would be number one.
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- I got 17, 5, and 17.
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So I died as many times as I killed people.
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That makes sense.
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- 3 and 4.
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(chuckles) That's good for my first time.
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- I like that it's fast-paced.
That's really cool.
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I didn't expect it
to be as fast-paced as it is.
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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I'm the terrorist now.
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Ooh, I have no armor.
You see my hands?
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Whassup?
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- I like this map.
(firing)
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It's interesting.
He's on my team.
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(laughing)
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I'm shooting my teammate,
and there's an enemy right next to me.
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(gunfire)
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
- I'm shooting you in the face!
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How are you not dying?
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(unsheathes knife)
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(slicing)
(enemy groans)
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(sheathing knife)
- Well, you know...
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I just casually just knifed that dude.
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- God, this gun is so small.
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(gunfire)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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(distant gunfire)
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Man, it doesn't matter about size.
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- Just go straight.
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Every time you see someone, kill them.
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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Like, you see that? See that?
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These guys don't even know
what they're doing.
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(firing)
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(in game: death groan)
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Pfffffft.
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Okay, SMGs... P90.
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(firing)
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This is so used for closed quarters.
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That was a terrible idea on my part.
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- This is the most common gun
in all the games.
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The only one I recognize
throughout every single shooter,
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this gun is there.
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Probably because it's military-grade.
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Ooh-hoo, sit down!
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SIT DOWN!
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Ugh. Close.
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(firing)
- He's on my team.
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Good thing friendly fire--
you can't kill your teammates.
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- (sighs) What?!
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- Let's go with the AWP again.
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Let's make this more challenging on myself.
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(gun blasting)
Oh, these are both bots.
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I already know.
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Oh, no, that guy's just terrible.
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
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(gun blasting)
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Oh!
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Okay, I'm-- I'm-- I'm bad.
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It's okay though. It's okay.
We're all bad.
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- Oh, look, I have two pistols!
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Oh!
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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Oh, yeah. What was that, son?
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
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Damn, these are hella good.
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Yo, if you're playing this game,
just pick the pistols.
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- A chicken?
(bawk!)
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(gunfire)
(in game: death groan)
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I'm shooting a chicken.
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I have my priorities straight.
Chicken over people.
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- It's a [bleep] chicken.
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- It's okay.
(firing)
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Yo, if there wasn't
this fighting going on,
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this is a pretty bomb cruise ship TBH.
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- There's a lot to it.
- (teammate) You need to come here.
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I can hear you better.
- Oh.
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I definitely just spawn-killed him.
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That's not fair!
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(gun blasting)
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(in game: death groan)
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- What happened to shooting
in the head being one shot?
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(gunfire)
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- Ooh! Sit down!
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Just kidding.
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You can stand up if you'd like.
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Nooooooo!
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Oh my god!
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I was reloading. It's no fair!
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(firing)
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- I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to injure my teammate.
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- Right around this corner.
- (teammate muttering)
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(firing)
- Oh, that's my teammate.
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Oh my god. Oh Lord.
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That's not good.
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Wait.
(firing)
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I cannot tell the difference. I'm sorry.
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- Oh, there's somebody-- oh no.
That's my teammate.
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(gun blasting)
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(in game: death groan)
- Wow.
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(distant gunfire)
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- Oh.
(firing)
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
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- Oh, dang auto-people.
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Like, why do you go
in a death match server
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and decided to use it in auto?
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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- Don't be rude.
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Don't try to kill a guy as he spawns.
Screw you guys!
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(in game: death groan)
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Did you see that?!
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I'm standing there, unloading,
and he doesn't die!
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I'm entertained, but I'm
so frustrated at the same time.
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- (teammate) I'm with you.
(firing)
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- (teammate) Nice shot.
- Got him.
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Oh wait, no, I don't want that!
(firing)
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Oh my gosh. Leave me alone.
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(firing)
- Got him.
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He could have killed me.
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I don't know why he didn't kill me.
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- I feel like when it first came out
I was like, "Dang.
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These player models and stuff
actually look really good."
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Like, they looked better
for their time then they should have.
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But then-- you know, it still looks good.
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Some games look worse than this
that are still coming out today.
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- Is this like saving
Captain Phillips type thing,
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where I'm taking over this-- oooh!
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(through teeth) Nooooo!
Noooooo!
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Noooooo! No-ho-ho!
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No! No! Ugh!
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- Um, oh my gosh.
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Kill 'em!
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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Oh my gosh!
The whole team is right there.
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(firing)
(in game: death groan)
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- (softly) Damn it.
I didn't shoot soon enough.
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I can come up with an excuse
for every single death.
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"I didn't choose soon enough."
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"I--"
(firing)
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
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- "I, uh..."-- oh, Jesus.
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Didn't see it coming.
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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- Oh, that was Bill Nye.
I just killed Bill Nye!
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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- No!
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- I'ma try and see if I can
knife him from the back.
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(gunfire)
(slicing knife)
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- Oh! Oh! Oh!
(gunfire)
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Come on, come on.
Ah, there you go.
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There you go. You suck.
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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(distant gunfire)
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- Sucks to suck!
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(firing)
- Oh! I just accidentally jumped.
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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Ten seconds left.
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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♪ (kill chime) ♪
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- Oh!
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(firing)
♪ (kill chime) ♪
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(reloading)
Easy. Easy.
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It's over. I just-- I beat everyone.
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- Hey, we won!
(laughing) Hey!
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Yeah, that's right.
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- 17 kills to 22 deaths.
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That's not bad.
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- Horrible. I did 50 and 25.
That was so garbage.
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- I went negative.
My Katie is negative,
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that's all I'm gonna say.
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- Oh, wow. Wow, I did a lot better.
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I feel kind of bad.
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I feel kind of ba--
like, I was doing way better.
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Like, I feel like I need to be
put in a different lobby or something.
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- I enjoyed it a lot.
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- It was all right.
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It was kinda your classic shooter.
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- (FBE) This game came out in 2012,
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and still has an average
of 375,000 active players.
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- Really?
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- (FBE) Some days it can peak
to over 800,000.
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What do you think it is about this game
that has helped it last for so long,
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compared to most other games?
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- Like, that's astonishing to me
because games never stay popular
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for long at all.
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The simplicity of it
is what draws people to it.
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- A lot of my friends
prefer games like this,
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where you don't have
to get really involved
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and wrapped up in the story.
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And if you come back to it a month later,
you forget everything that you've done.
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Here, there's nothing to forget.
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- Well, for one, the growth of skins.
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I feel like people spend
so much money on the skins,
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they feel like they
have to play the game now.
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- Even for it being as old as it is,
it's still a really fun game.
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I mean, I've just played it
just now for the first time
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and I'm still really entertained by it.
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I was entertained
just watching it on Twitch.
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I like it, but when I shoot someone
and my cursor is directly on them,
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they should die.
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- Thanks for watching us play
Counter Strike on the React channel.
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I'm just gonna go, uh,
no-scope some scrubs.
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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪