Hobbit Drinking Medley - Peter Hollens feat. Hank Green!!

Oh You can search far and wide

You can drink the whole town dry

But you'll never find a beer so brown
(But you'll never find a beer so brown)

As the one we drink in our home town
(But you'll never find a beer so brown)

As the one we drink in our home town

You can keep your fancy ales

You can drink'em by the flagon

But the only brew for the brave and true

Comes from the Green Dragon

Hey ho, to the bottle I go

To heal my heart and drown my woe

Rain may fall and wind may blow
But there'll still be many miles to go

Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain

And the stream that falls
from hills to plain

But better than rain or rippling brook

Is a mug of beer inside this Took!

Blunt the knives

Bent the forks

Smash the bottles and burn the corks

Chip the glasses and crack the plates

That's what Bilbo Baggins Hates

Cut the cloth, trail the fat
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat

Pour the milk on the pantry floor

Splash the wine on every door

Dump the crocks in the boiling bowl

Pound them up with a thumping pole

And when you've finished
If they are whole

Send them down the hall to roll

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

There's an Inn, there's an Inn
A merry old Inn, beneath an old grey hill

And there they brew a beer so brown
The Man on the Moon himself came down

One night to drink his fill

Ohh, the ostler has a tipsy cat
That plays the five-string fiddle

And up and down he saws his bow

Now squeaky high

Now purring low

Now sawing in the middle

So, the cat on his fiddle
Played hey-diddle-diddle

A jig that would wake the dead

He squeaked and he sawed
And he quickened the tune

While the landlord shook the
Man on the Moon

"It's after three!" he said

Now quicker the fiddle
Went deedle-dum-diddle

The dog began to roar

The cows and the horses
stood on their heads

The guests all bounded from their beds
and danced upon the floor

The round Moon rolled
Behind the hill

As the Sun raised up her head

She hardly believed her fiery eyes
For though it was day, to her suprise

They all went back to bed!

Hey Hollens Family!

Thank you so much for watching
Our Hobbit Drinking Medley

It was such a blast working with
Hank Green on this

I am... Such a fanboy of that guy

He is absolutely incredible
And does amazing work

Both educationally
and entertainment-wise

And he's just a good guy
with a good heart

So, uh, please check out his work
I'll have his links down below

Umm, this song is actually part of
a CD I released a few months ago

And if you haven't seen it or
if you like, uh

Dorky Lord of the Rings and Hobbit,
uh, songs

You should check it out!

I also have signed some CDs
and they look like this!

This thing that's moving right here!
I signed them in a bunch of places

You should check that out!
If you want to grab one

The link is right here

Or I will have it down below
in the comments

Enormous "Thanks!" to The Badlander
in Mezula, Montana

(Which is where Hank is from)
for letting us shoot the video there.

You guys are amazing!

Umm, And, Yea!

Hope you guys enjoyed this!

Oh! This wouldn't have been able
to be made possible, obviously

Without my amazing supporters on
Patreon

For letting us fly out to Mezula
And film this with my film team

And, uh, yea

Love you guys!
Thank you so much for watching!

Next video's gonna an awesome folk song
so make sure to check back in two weeks

And, uh, yea
I will see you guys soon...

whispers:
Get a signed CD!

It's so awesome and there's only some,
only a few, left

Click that!
Or click down below!
Bye!